I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Wednesday, April 07, 2010


Grandma & Grandpa Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive."
"How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10. a pill," Answered the son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow."
Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow.
He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"


Charlene said...

That is funny.

I like the joke that goes:

Grandpa died one beautiful Sunday morning in early summer.

The family gathered with grandma at the visitation and a grandaughter asked her how he died. Grandma said he died of a heart attack while they were having sex.

The grandaughter was shocked that they still had sex but knew he was a vigorous old guy.

Grandma said, "We had sex every Sunday making love to the tempo of the church bells. But today it's summer again and an ice cream came tearing down the street clanging it's bells and grandpa overdid it trying to keep up and died.

Big Pissy said...

That WAS funny! Thanks for the laugh! :)

Jan said...

Good one, Jackie.

sageweb said...

HAHAHAH that was good

Gadfly said...

A drum and a cymbal roll down a hill...

*Badum! Crash!*

Intense Guy said...

Oh my.


Laffs at Charlene's joke too...

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