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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

AUNT LEOLA'S GETTING A LAPTOP

my 86 year old Aunt Leola got mugged at the bank. For $110 in ones and a roll of quarters..sonsabitches..she's fine but thought you would find this little face book chat between me and her daughter Cheryl amusing.

She's doing a lot better, cuz. I spoke with her early this day, arranging Thanksgiving, and she sounded almost her normal cheerful self. Oh, and she's asked for a laptop for Christmas. Just warning everyone there's gonna be a new FB member soon.
about a minute ago ·
Jacque Sue Roycroft Denney Holy shit!...that's the best news ever...a laptop...that makes me soo happy...can you just see it?...wowo on the internet..Please, please..let me be the one to show her how to get porn.

10 comments:

Charlene said...

Oh boy. She can get her SS check direct deposited and not have to go to the bank!

jadedj said...

Holy shit! Porn? There's porn on the internet?????? Hot damn.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Watch out, Interwebz! Yellowdog is going to have a new accomplice, Wowo!

Kulkuri said...

Porn?? Why didn't someone tell there was porn on the intratubes!!

billy pilgrim said...

what kind of feckin arseholes would mug an 86 year old!!!!!!!!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

she wasn't going for herself..she was getting change for the store. a 100 ones and a roll of quarters..
and I hope they catch them and let them out on bail..cause I know my family..they'll never make it to trial.
me and wowo..on the net..oh the fun we'll have.

Rainwolf said...

Glad she's ok, but that really bites.

HAHAHAHAHA on showing her porn.

Nit Wit said...

Let her find it for herself. The search is half the fun.

heartinhand said...

I think after being mugged, she deserves a laptop. Poor thing!

Intense Guy said...

When they get out on bail, call me - I'd like to join ya with a baseball bat.

I hope her new laptop is a computer... :) she might just go directly to boy toy.