I found this article in my DAM NEWS yesterday and thought it was cute/funny/weird enough to pass along...
TOP CITY SLOGANS
1.WHAT HAPPENS HERE, STAYS HERE...LAS VEGAS
2.SO VERY VIRGINIA..CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA.
3.ALWAYS TURNED ON..ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY
5.THE SWEETEST PLACE ON EARTH...HERSHEY,PA.
TOP TEXAS SLOGANS(SO THEY SAY)
1.WHEN YEE-HAH MEETS OLE...EAGLE PASS
2.KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD...AUSTIN
3. LOOSE YOUR HEART TO THE HILLS..KERRYVILE
4. THE TOWN WITHOUT A FROWN..HAPPY
5.WHERE THE STARS COME OUT TO PLAY ....FORT DAVIS
1.NAMED FOR THE TURN OF A CARD..SHOW LOW, ARIZONA
2.THE TOWN TO TOUGH TO DIE...TOMBSTONE, ARIZONA
3. WHRE THE ODDS ARE WITH YOU..PECULIAR, MO.
4.THE ALIENS AREN'T THE ONLY REASON TO VISIT, ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO(LIVED THERE...TWICE....IT'S THE ALIENS)trust me...it's the aliens
5.WHERE NATURE SMILES FOR SEVEN MILES...SPRING LAKE, MICHIGAN
6.WHERE THE TROUT LEAP IN MAIN STREET...SARATOGA, WYO.
7.PEOPLE SAY WE'RE OLD-FASHIONED. WE HOPE SO...VIRGINIA CITY, MONT.
8. YOU CAN DO BETTER IN CANDO..CANDO, N.D.
I think Texas has a great catchphrase..."Texas:It's like a whole other country."(yeah......Mexico)
I like Don't Mess With Texas....hear that you illegal alien assholes..?????
But my favorite story is.......well, kinda awful ..but since I am a sick puppy and make no excuses for it....I found it funny.and typical Texan..
In Fort Worth , Texas an argument between two brothers over a peice of chicken led to one brother stabbing his brother to death.
Michael W., 17 brought the chicken home and his brother Marcus W. 21,swipped a piece. The fight was on and Marcus grabbed a knife from the kitchen and stabbed his brother in the chest and left temple. Marcus was arrested on a murder charge. The police didn't know if the brothers had a history of fighting.(like thata would make it better????)
Wonder if it was Church's, KFC's or Popeye? I can just see the new commerical for Popeye's..."Don't worry about having someone stab you for our chicken, get the giant bucket size, there will be enough for everyone...even that crazy ass brother of yours."
I'm going to hell....I am sure even the Goddess has a limit to the shit coming out of my sick mind. Yupper....going to die and go straight to hell...do not pass go, don't collect the $200 ...just go straight to hell...
fuckme till Icome with a side of mashed potatoes..