I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Friday, May 19, 2006

.......ROCKY RACCOON.......

NOW SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK MOUNTAIN HILLS OF DAKOTA
THERE LIVED A YOUNG BOY NAMED ROCKY RACCOON
AND ONE DAY HIS WOMAN RAN OFF WITH ANOTHER GUY
HIT YOUNG ROCKY IN THE EYE
ROCKY DIDN'T LIKE THAT HE SAID I'M GONNA GET THAT BOY
SO ONE DAY HE WALKED INTO TOWN
BOOKED HIMSELF A ROOM IN THE LOCAL SALOON
ROCKY RACCOON CHECKED INTO THIS ROOM
ONLY TO FIND GIDEON'S BIBLE
ROCKY HAD COME EQUIPPED WITH THE GUN
TO SHOOT OFF THE LEGS OF HIS RIVAL
HIS RIVAL IT SEEMS HAD BROKEN HIS DREAMS
BY STEALING THE GIRLS OF HIS FANCY
HER NAME WAS MAGILL, AND SHE CALLED HERSELF LIL
BUT EVERYONE KNEW HER AS NANCY
NOW SHE AND HER MAN WHO CALLED HIMSELF DAN
WERE IN THE NEXT ROOM AT THE HOE-DOWN
ROCKY BURST IN AND GRINNING A GRIN
HE SAID DANNY BOY THIS IS A SHOW DOWN
DANIEL WAS HOT HE DREW FIRST AND SHOT
AND ROCKY COLLAPSED IN THE CORNER
DA, DA, DA, DA, DA
NOW THE DOCTOR CAME IN STINKING OF GIN
AND PROCEEDED TO LIE ON THE TABLE
HE SAID ROCKY YOU MET YOUR MATCH
AND ROCKY SAID, DOC IT'S ONLY A SCRATCH
AND I'LL BE BETTER
I'LL BE BETTER DOC AS SOON AS I'M ABLE
AND NOW ROCKY RACCOON HE FELL BACK IN HIS ROOM
ONLY TO FIND GIDEON'S BIBLE
GIDEON CHECKED OUT AND HE LEFT IT NO DOUBT
TO HELP WITH GOOD ROCKY'S RIVAL
OH, OH YEAH, YEAH
DA, DA ,DA, DA


RIP:ROCKY 5/06

14 comments:

apositivepessimist said...

what?

aww no jackiesue is this your rocky?

Normy said...

Woah!

yellowdoggranny said...

took the truck, drove all over the neighborhood...checked yards, alley, garages, and talked to all the neighbors, no one has seen him in over a week...and there have been a pack of dogs running loose, including maryruth's son's 2 pit bulls...so He's gone...
when he would let me hold and pet him, i would sing him the rocky raccoon song..

Cassandra said...

Well, I've already emailed you about this, but I'm so sorry. And I'm still keeping hope he comes home sometime.
Hugs JS.

apositivepessimist said...

RICatP to rocky.

:(

Nit Wit said...

I'm not giving up hope. If for no other reason than you didn't say anything about a bunch of injured Dogs in the area.
I prefer to picture him in the arms of some unsuspecting young lady who started feeding him.
How's it go again?
Chin out tits up?

Clance' McClannahan said...

How old is Rocky? Maybe he's just out doing the Tom-whoring-hunting Man-cat thing. I hope so Jac.
Mouser was gone 3 weeks once.

Nancy said...

I'm laying here in my sick bed with my lap top and now I will tell you I had a cat named Blackey. He was the best damned cat there ever was. He brought us baby bunnies still alive, carried them into the house like a mother cat would.

Any way he went missing for weeks, maybe a month and then he was back. I'm not friendly with any of the neighbors but one day the neighbor across the street comes over...I was sitting on the porch with Blackie...and the neighbor says oh you found my cat!

Hu? Your cat, this is my cat. I have the papers from the vet when I had his shots and had him fixed.

He had been living with them right across the street for the month he was missing and they never let him out. He escaped when he had the chance.

I'm telling ya, someone cat nabbed him and he's waiting to escape. He is so beautifully marked someone tricked him with food to come into their house and now won't let him out.

I got a feeling about this, one of those gut feelings. So hang in there.

Nancy said...

Shit the drugs I'm on don't help with the spelling and grammer. Sorry.

Michele said...

Great post jackiesue,stopping
by through blogmad...Howdy!

Tina said...

lol@granny --"fucktard" I love your words :)

apositivepessimist said...

i guess that's one of those "automated blog surfing comments" up there.

but i have to admit i got the wrong end of the stick. thought rocky was actually gone...as in you had proof.

but now i still got some hope.

Linda said...

Jacki don't give up hope...remember cats have nine lives and cats have an atitude: they look out for #1 and this is how they survive. I have the feeling Rocky is still around and will come back in his own time, with litters of kittens behind him. Light a candle and pray to the Godess...She looks out for us women and cats and She is watching over Rocky. He'll be back...love and hugz, Linda

texlahoma said...

I like that song and sometimes quote lines from it. The Young ones look at me like I'm making it up. But folks that have been around a while know what I'm talking about.