Ok, everyone turn on Letterman tonight, as the Kinkster will be on...I'm still not voting for him, but he is good for a laugh and Letterman will give him plenty of room to do so..
This was in the Dallas Morning news the other day..by Associated Press and staff reports...I laughed my ass off...and I have lots of ass, thank you very much..
KINKY TAKES AIM
Independent governor candidate Kinky Friedman celebrated his 62nd birthday Wednesday with a nosh and some salty comments about his oponents.
Was that a shot? At lunch with reporters at a Jewish deli, Mr. Friedman counted down what he will do next WEdnesday if he is not the governor-elect of Texas after a race among Republican Gov.Rick(good hair..(my input))Perry, Democrat Chris Bell(I'm soooo fucking boring.(my input)) and independent Carole Keeton Strayhorn(I never met a party I didn't want to join..until another one comes along(my input)):"If Perry wins, I retire in a petulant snit on a goat farm. If Bell wins, I move to France with Barbara Streisand.
If Strayhorn wins,I blow my(expletive)(.....I'm thinking fucking)head off.:
A retort:Bell spokesman Jason Stanford had these reassuring words for Mr. Friedman and anyone who fears for is head:"I thinkk his expletive head is safe.Carole Strayhorn doesn't have a prayer."
Don't yall wish you had these yoyo's running for Governor in your state? Other than being a buncha dipshits..at least there are no pediphiles in the bunch..although I do think there is something to that retiring on a goat farm that is a little telling, if you ask me..wink wink nudge nudge..
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Actually, he could be onto something there. They could establish a new rule. The loser of each election has to blow his expletive head off.
cyberoutlaw:wow...your right..what a deal...
I like your inputs, they should hire you to write those stories.
You Texans have all the luck. I wish we had a funny performer running for governor in California.
O, wait....
lauren:i agree with kinky on one thing..most politicians are a bunch of crooks...
nancy: yeah right..after about the 3rd fuck..i'd be history..
Jan: our fun guy running for governor is being tutored by jessie ventura...how's that for funny..talk about the blind leading the blind..
Well sonofabitch. I didn't check my email or blogs yesterday and MISSED that damn show! How was Kinky?
*out of the loop*
why aren't you voting for kinky??
i'd vote for him early and often if i could. you're not an anti semite are you? ;)
I'm so tired of election ads.....I just wish it would hurry up and get over with. They're all crooks or they wouldn't be politicians
Huh, too bad I missed that interview! The Michigan gov race is boring as shit.
"My opponent is ruining this state!" "Am not!" "Are too!" "Am not, it's all your fault!" "Neener neener!"
Sigh.
Oklahoma has a pretty good governor, he'll be re-elected. But the oklahoma election is boring compared to the one in texas.
carina: leave it to texas to have a 4 way election going for governor..although noone knows who the libertarian is..kinky could win it..if all the people that registered as independents vote and all the new voters..he could win in..then what? fuck
bbr:you know us texas have to do it in spades..
I taped the Letterman show. I thought he was pretty good. I think he was just trying to stay Laura's friend with the remark about the Gump.
Our election is interesting. We have for the Republicans Kenny Blackwell the guy that fixed the election for Gump and company. He tried to invalidate all the new Voter registrations in 04 because they were printed on the wrong size card stock. He also made sure that Democratic areas of the bigger cities had a shortage of voting machines.
I can't remember the other people’s names right now but the fact that they are not part of the indicted Republican Party here means that I just have to pick one and things are sure to improve.
Of course the state of Ohio, (home of Diebold the voting machine company) we now are supposed to have 100% of our voting on electronic machines. Hackers Unite!
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