I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Monday, December 03, 2007

.......TIDBITS FROM DAM NEWS.......


"Seek ye the Kingdom of God first,and all these things will be given to you."...So, if you can't have it,possibly you do not really need it."..Brother Joris, a beer-brewing Trappist monk, on complaints from beer connoisseurs that it's too hard to acquire his monastery's limited-produced brew.I think the complainers should have quoted the Bible right back at him.
"Jesus wept."...


"Kill her, kill her, by firing squad." A Khartoum street mob calling for stricter penalties for a British schoolteacher convicted of insulting Islam by allowing her Sudanese Muslim students to name a Teddy bear Mohammed.


Well, what can you say to that?..
Except them fuckers is crazy...


"I am a father of four children. For that, I stayed.I never could have left him. Never."
Manuel Jesus Cordova Soberanes, an un-documented Mexican worker who risked (and received)deportation to help an American child wandering in the Arizona desert after a car crash killed his mother
So..here you have a group of people who want to kill someone for naming a Teddy bear after Mohammed and a guy named after Jesus who risked his chance for a slice of the American dream for a kid..anyone besides me see the humor in this?
"It's a sad day for American financial markets when you've got to turn to Abu Dhabi to get bailed out."...Robert Morgenthau, Manhattan district attorney, on the Arab emirate's rescue of Citibank....Well, woopty fuck...how about all the money the American government owes the Chinese....Plus all the business's, land etc. that the Arab's, Chinese, Japanese and Canadians own..Soon baby's born in this country will be born with a stamp on their butts..saying "made in China"...
"There is a division among Palestinians.There are those after food, life; those that are materialistic,like Abbas; and there are those like us who are seeking life after death." Asma al-Fayoumi, one of an estimated 100,000 Hamas supporters demonstrating against the Annapolis peace conference. I don't know about y'all...but I would be more than happy to help him on his way..
This post was brought to you by the House of Satan special...I got it all hooked up by my own self..David still hasn't gotten my desk put together yet..damnit..and I broke down and called and got high speed Internet..so Hopefully by next Friday..I will be faster than a speeding bullet...Does this mean I'm high tech?...

9 comments:

TheBratPrince said...

Jackie.....At High-Speed?

*Jesus weeps and runs for his mommy*

I bought the His Dark Materials books today. I'll probably read all 3 this weekend.

My opinions of the Muslims are...well...not for public display.

Allan said...

I think that was Brother Joris' polite way of saying: "Brew your own goddamn beer".

jan said...

The teddy bear thing has my brain reeling, which it does with some regularity when I hear about Muslims and what offends them today.

the rube said...

congrats on the new toy and high speed connection. soon you'll be watching all the idiots on jew tube and thinking of all the cool stuff you could do on it if you were still drinking.

or maybe you'll just say what a piece of shit and never return to the land of jew tube.

Sling said...

High speed Jackie!..fasten yer seatbelts. ;)

Nit Wit said...

Oh Boy High speed Jackiesue. Look out world!
For the past couple of weeks I have been collecting all sorts of stories about religion and related stuff. If I ever get off my lazy but I may even do something with them all.
Hey me and mine survived November without anything bad happening. Knock wood for the future.
If it's anything like mine your connection should make blogger work better.

yellowdog granny said...

bratprince:i finished the book today...and want to start back and reread it all over again..but Anessa and Devin want to read it so will wait..but I absolutely loved it....let me know how you like it..
allan:yea, your probably right..
jan:how can you like or love a race of people that worship a god that says to kill eveyone that doesn't worship him..sigh*
Leo:I for one..have not gotten into the utube...could care less...I see people putting up utube videos' on their blogs all the time..I don't watch..well, computer wouldnt watch..but i really don't care...now that i have new computer and will have high speed..i still don't think i will watch...

sling:yup..hopefully by thursday i will be all ready to go speeding down the internet highway...look out gawkers..

nitwit:I just finished reading the dark materials..all three of the books..and if you haven't read them..you should...think you will like them..I think it may be my favorite book of all times..ever ever..I have always read alot of books on different religions..every since I was a kid I have....gave a great book on mary magdalene and the dirvishes...she was a dirvish or says one book i read on her...high speed..here i come..
i told you you wouldn't have any problems with november...didn't ya believe me?

Cheesemeister said...

We should all be as good at heart as the Mexican fellow who helped the kid. Then the world would be the kind of place the God and Goddess intended.

Josh said...

I heard about that immigrant who stayed with the kid. My heart goes out to the kid, as he'd apparently just lost his dad a few months earlier.

Man, I could go for a beer. Those monks seem to know a thing or two about beer. Maybe alcohol is the best way to enjoy the Holy Spirit?