I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, May 12, 2008

MOTHER'S DAY..SUCKS, BITES AND BLOWS


























19 comments:

Nit Wit said...

Lots of good ones that I haven't stumbled upon yet.
The naked granny sorta reminds me of the lady I used to work with. though she never dressed like that.
Now the next time I see her around town guess what will pop into my head.

Mandy said...

Great stuff.

Here in the UK we had mother's day on 9th March and now we are being invaded by stateside sentimentality that assumes the world lives in the same time zone.

old enough to moan said...

[Pole dancing cartoon] before she grows up I would like to meet her mommy!

Anonymous said...

Gooduns...

Those first 2 belong together. So glad Pacman is your and Jerry Jones problem now, and yes, the FBI will soon make an appearance. They have an entire group dedicated to Pacman 100% of the time...

Anonymous said...

BTW, what happened to your Cowboys Star over in the right hand column?

billy pilgrim said...

is that patty from stranger in a strange land?

sageweb said...

I really need to bleach my eyes after seeing that naked woman.

Big Tex said...

I need to bleach my brain after seeing that naked woman. Partly because she looks almost exactly like someone I work with.

The other stuff was funny though.

unokhan said...

anybody here got tats? had em long enuf 2 blow out? lordee, that struttin granny's got ink everywhere...

ain't tryin 2 b nosey, just wonderin. mine are blowin out; seems like one o those unanticipated insults wot get added 2 the injury of ..whatever comes after middle age. i'd seen all those fuzzy ww2 tats on the arms of ancient veterans-- just didn't really think it would happen to moi.

ydg, u got tats?

yellowdoggranny said...

nitwit:that naked granny is freaking everyone out.ha
you should ask her if she has any tats and goes to biker shows..
mandy:yeah, us americans think the whole world revolves around us..we still can't understand why the brits don't celebrate the 4th of july..ha..
oetm:thought that one was a little creepy..ha
winston:im still pissed at jones for getting pac man..what a crock of bs..i want to win too, but can't we do it with people that don't do jail time every 3 weeks?
billypilgrim:hmm, that's a possiblity..
sage:yeah, i was running around the living room screaming 'my eyes...my eyes..'
bigtex:i aims to please..
unokhan:my friend shady lane thinks that picture is photoshopped as the tats are too fresh looking, that if she got them 30 years or so ago that they would be faded and not so clear looking..yea, i have a tat..it used to be an 8 ball on my left titty..but the older i got the longer my tit got till it looked more like a tear drop than a round 8-ball..so I had a dallas cowboys helmet put over it with #40 put on it for Bill Bates my favorite cowboy..it's ugly..my daughter has them, my granddaughters have them, both my sons have them..don't know about anyone else..

Sling said...

Do you have naked granny's phone number?

Unknown said...

you posting just made me laugh, cry, scream, think & then laugh some more! Thanks...I think

Heidi said...

Hmmm...George W. must hold his farts in...

Jez said...

The pac man is so simple but has me rolling!

yellowdoggranny said...

sling:nope but you can have mine...
bat:that's sorta the response i was looking for so thanks right back..
jez:you know for some reason that one struck me so funny...and think you and i were the only ones that thought so..ha..

AngelConradie said...

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Josh said...

I wonder if the people commenting on naked granny noticed the buxom young woman in the background.

I only noticed because I was trying to focus on something, anything else.

unokhan said...

lolol. they say u gotta do the best u can with what u got. my tats were placed on what i thot were unsaggy parts -- little did i know that given time it's all saggy

Jan said...

I have missed reading your blog SO MUCH!!!