Peejay:The Goddess doesn't have a lot of time to watch TV or movies, but the Yellow Dog loves Kill Bill I&II. Being a Goddess I don't need to know kung fu, or any martial arts. I've found that a bold of lightning up the ass works pretty good.
Wendy: there should be an adult warning on this blog...have you read it?...The Yellow Dog uses the word fuck more than most people use the word 'the.' The Goddess also believes in a small dose of child bipping..A few of them upside the back of the head will usually do the trick. People on this planet need to go to parenting classes before they have children.
Allan:People need reasons to alleviate the guilt.
Pom:If your should hurts when you move it?...don't move it.
The Yellow Dog said she would light a candle and say a little prayer for you. When I get it, I'll act on it.
Big Pissy:This is an easy one...Genetics.
ChicagoLady:Yellow Dog said ...too little too late. Then threw the remote across the room.
Cherlee, the best moment in 2008 for me is when right after I brought George Carlin to Valhalla, he, Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce did their stand up act all night long. it was wonderful.
Josh:The Goddess doesn't do sports or politics. But I don't think the world is doomed. The people inhabiting it maybe, but not the world.
Ted, I repeat, no sports no politics. I do know that Jesus is pissed that the Christians are using his name to discriminate against gays and lesbians. He is not pleased.
Kath, the Yellow Dog says right back atcha.
Rox, what kind of female are you?...Make that man of yours help. Women are smarter than men...and stronger-willed..you have what he wants..use it to get your way. If that's not your style...bip him.
Kulkuri: maybe your playing the wrong numbers. I can't help you win but I can tell you that 7 is a my favorite number.
Sage:it's better to give than receive. Maybe you need to make some girls dream come true by hugging her.
Willym: Sigh*...you people on this tiny greedy little planet. If you don't need it, don't buy it. Spend less, save more. Times are going to get a lot worse.
Nan:all questions have answers, it may not be the one you want.
Linda:The Yellow Dog prays for all her friends, I'm sure she will do the same for you, and may you have good health.
Jan wants to know how late is too late. Right after you say'
Sling wants a woolly mammoth....No. Do you have any idea how hard it is to transport one of them suckers?...
Bipolar wants to know how to become un-attracted to Keanu Reeves. That's easy ...picture him having sex with your spouse.
I'm off...back to Valhalla...Frank, Dean, and Sammy are putting on a show tonight...My blessings on you my children. Go in peace.