I slept till 11am..latest I have slept in a while...Usually up at 9am latest..but yesterday worm my chubby ass OUT.....I was going to go to Waco and get my glasses and check on a bed but I can't seem to get my ass into gear...I did do dishes and have comet all over my stove to clean all the grease from the hamburger I had for dinner last night...Don't know how cooking for one person can make such a mess...I had a craving for bugers and fries and managed to get grease from one end of kitchen to the other. Even on the floor..had to sweep and mop up...Jeeeez, I'm such a slob..but back was hurting so bad, I just wanted to fix it and get out of the kitchen and go watch prison escape and 24..thought i was going to watch medium but they had that new show on Heist..and what a waste of tv time...I finished the Last Templar and really did like it...kinda sorta like the Davinci code..but not as good...but liked the plot better...or the idea behind the book...if you liked dvcode you will like this book too. There is another one about the Templar Knights that I am waiting for Henrietta to get and also the Jesus Papers is coming out soon too...I checked out a new book yesterday and it has 875 pages....hooboy..But it is about the assinations of John and Robert Kennedy...Called ultimate Sacrifice...Can't wait to get into that one...While I was getting my tires yesterday I went to see Jeanette Karlic, (the one that writes the little 'thanks for listening ' article for the paper..I had loaned her my dream book and finally remembered to get it...and Chatty, it didn't have a thing in there about moving furniture...but at least I have it back now..so anyone want their dreams figured out, my book may help...I would really be interested in helping Babs and her dreams..especially the ones about her ex-boyfriend..heehee...So I am going to rest up today, hope the rain finally comes..we only got sprinkles yesterday and a little rain this am....I keep seeing these flood watches and 90% chance of rain ....ooooookay...now where is it...??? By the by Babs? I still haven't done my laundry yet..I will do it Friday...which will make it a full week since the time I said I was going to do it..Today is Jamie's 17th birthday......wow...they are growing up sooo fast.I think I will lay down and take a little nippy nap.....yawnnnnnnnnnn..or mabye a power nap....
The best actor on tv....ever ever ever....If you missed him 
when he was on Homicide;Life on the Streets about 5-6 years back...well, you missed some of the best acting you will ever see...He played Frank Pembleton....a Baltimore cop...he was the best on that show..He did a 2 parter with Vincent D'Ofonereo(spelling)...and was emmy award winning...Vincent got pushed under a subway car and was dead the second they move the car off of him..and he is an obnixious asshole and you want to feel for him, but he is an asshole..and Andre and he just were poetry in motion...After it went off the air they reran it on court tv and I watched it every time they reran it....6-8 times each episode...he was the angel in City Of Angel's.....when he smiles I get all warm and tingley.....he was in Get on The Bus too..played a bad guy...I hate it when he plays a bad guy...he was in several other tv shows but he was always better than the material they gave him...Well.....he's back..on FX...in a show called Thief..where he plays a career criminal.. I am pissed..waited all this time for him to come back to the tv....and I can't see it...I don't get FX...fuckity fuck fuck fuck....so someone will have to watch it and tell me if you agree or not ..that he is the best actor on tv....I think I am a six pack from being a stalker....I am so tired I'm left handed...been up since 8:30am and on the road since 9am...got the tires, did some shopping..cleaned a little house...potted some plants...and it is 12:46am..and I am heading to the bed now...my ass is a draggin......fuckme till I yawn...
No this is not a joke..really they are going to 
build a George W. Bush Presidential Library. For 300 million dollars...no, really....they are...and this is the kicker...cities and universaries are fighting over the honor to have said library built there. This is no joke, so stop lauging...'cause it's not funny...Ok, it's a little funny....ok, ok, it's A LOT funny..My mind is boggled...what are they going to put in his library? Books on how to be a Yali cheerleader? We know he READ one book....the one about the goat, that he read to the kids while he sat there in "shock and awe" as his aide whispered into his ear that the towers had been attacked by terrorist....A book on avoiding the last 6 months or so of your military service. Lets see, 'Cocaine, how to use it and not get caught"..Oh, and business books....at least two "How to fail in two or more business's"...and "Lessons Learned from My Failed Business's"(a very, very small book)..and mabye a book that tells you how to go from a failed business owner to owning a very small percentage of a baseball club, parlay that with help from Daddy's bidness friends into being governor to the ultimate scam....President Of The United States...I'm sure it will be full of books telling us how to give all them bidness cronies of his Daddy's very important jobs, whether they are qualified for them or not..who care's I'M PRESIDENT. Just think:"Six years ago he couldn't spell president ...now he are one.."Oh, well....if Forest Gump had any self respect or pride he would tell them...no thanks...no Library...I'm not worthy of a Library....yeah, right...like that will ever happen..As you may or may not know...Baylor University in Waco is in the run for the Library....so that is a good thing...no really...because if they do get the Library? HUHUHUH....I will be able to drive less than 20 miles and walk around with a sign that says "Thank you Goddess ......he's president no more," on one side and on the other side"fuckyou, you forest gump acting asshole." or words to that effect....Although I have a feeling after all the posts I have written about my feelings for ole Forest Gump....the powers that be are under direct orders to "shoot that bitch on sight"..
WHEN IN DANGERWHEN IN DOUBTRUN IN CIRCLES....SCREAM AND SHOUT(repeat as many times as necessary)Ok, you ready out there? There were so many ....many...stupid fucking articles in the paper..I just don't know where to start...But I will start with the one that made my ass the reddest...here 'tis.
(associated press)NEIL BUSH'S FIRM TIED TO MOM'S GIFT.(now that's a fucking shocker)BARBARA BUSH'S KATRINA DONATION SPECIFIED USE OF HIS SOFTWARE GOODS.Houston.....Former first lady Barbara Bush gave relif money to a hurricane relief fund on the condition that it be spent to buy educational software from her son Neil Bush's company.An aide to former President George Bush would not disclose the amount earmarked for purchases from Ignite Learning.Since Mrs. Bush's gift, the Ignite Learning program has been given to eight public schools with high numbers of Hurricane katrine evacuees, the Hoston Cronicle reported."Mrs. Bush wanted to do something specifically for education and specifically for the thousands of students flooding into Houston schools." said Jean Becker, the former president's chief of staff.Mrs. Bush chose to promote Ignite because she supports her son and has genuine enthusiasm for his company's program, Ms. Becker said.Two years ago, the Houston school district board wrestled with conflict of interest concerns over the Ignite progam. Neil Bush had helped raise $115,000 for the district's philanthropic fund from donors who insisted the money be spent on his company's software.The district accepted the donation and used them to pay half the costs of new Ignite software, about $10,000 per school.Well......fuckme sideways......does this stink or what????? and no one raises an eye brow or a finger or makes known in any way....hey folks..this shit stinks..and it just keeps on getting better..
LAWMAKERS GIFTS: NO DETAILS NEEDEDState ethics panel says legislators have to give descriptions..not amounts..by Christy Hope (Austin Bureau)Austin..The Texas Ethics Commission decided Friday that public officials who receive cash or other gifts don't have to disclose the value, stunning op-government advocates."This is absurd, dangerous and completely undermines the reform legislation," said Rep. Burnam, D-Fort Worth.The seven commission members, appointed by the governor,(good hair perry)lieutenant governor and Hose speaker, wrestled with disclosure laws that compel public officails to report gifts over $250. The law calls for a description of the gift, and some commissioners said indicating simply "cash"----without an amount---- satisfies the statue."This ruling leaves a big enough loop-hole to drive an armored truck full of money through," said Craig McDonald, director of Texas for Public Justice, which advocates for public disclosure. "All you would have to say is 'a truck.'"So basically what happened is....no a motherfucking...thing...they couldn't get 6 people to vote for a change... after all the talk about making it harder for lobbyist to buy votes......it is just the same...and you wonder why I want to get Kinky Friedman into the Governor's Mansion...Texas politics at its best....fuckme till I do the Texas Two Step..Like I said..it just keeps getting better.FEMA WON'T REOPEN 4 NO-BID KATRINA DEALS; POLITICS CHARGED....(No! You're 
kidding....dirty politics????? fuckity fuck fuck fuck)Firms say contracts merit-based; review finds waste in three...By Hope Yen ..(associated press)Washington..Fema has broken its promise to reopen four multimillion-dollar no-bid contracts for Hurricane Katrina work,including three that federal auditors say wasted significant amounts of money.Officials said they awarded the four contracts last Oct. to speed recovery efforts that might have been slowed by competive bidding. Some critics, however, suggested they were rewards for politically connected firms.Acting FEMA Director R. David Paulison pledged last fall to rebid the contracts, which were awarded to Shaw Group Inc., Bechtel Corp., CH2M Hill Inc. and Fouor Corp. Later, the agency acknowledged the rebidding wouldn't happen until Feb.This week, FEMA said the contracts wouldn't be rebid after all. In fact, they have been extended, in part because of good work performance, said Michael Widomske, spokesman for FEMA."They are continuing the work," Mr. Widomske said, and the agency is now focused on competive bids for disaster relief contracts for the next hurricane season beginning June 1. (in other words, bend over New Orleans, they are going to fuck you up the ass one more time)An additional $1.5 billion in work promised to small businesses also has yet to be awarded.A review by the Government Accountablity Office of 13 major contracts said las week the government had wasted millions of dollars,due mostly to poor planing by FEMA. Among the 13 were three of the four no-bid contracts for temporary housing, worth up to $500 million each, that went to three major firms with extensive government ties.(how many of you have seen the pictures on your tv of the acres of trailor's yet to be delivered to anyone).The fourth housing contractor, the Shaw Group, was not including in the audit."The Shaw Group's lobbyist, Joe Albaugh, is a former FEMA director and friend of President Bush's.(surprise....surprise....) Bechtel CEO Riley Bechtel served on Mr. Bush's Export Council from 2003-2004, and CH2M Hill Inc. and Flour Corp. have done extensive previous work for the government.(which means they are very very experienced in fucking the public)The companies have denied political connections were a factor....ok, there is just a ton of more shit just like this on every page, every newspaper, ever magazine, every fucking tv station except for Fox news....and it is like a sickness...greed is the new cancer....except it doesn't kill the host... the host takes your money, takes it home and worships it..I don't worry about getting the bird flu, getting breast cancer, aids, or even getting hit by a truck on I-fucking 35....the GREED CANCER will kill us all...They will have it all...and we will be on the streets with our hat in our hand and our ass in a sling..If any of you are still here reading my rant...thanks.I imagine there are many of you rolling your eyes and shaking your head, thinking "there the bitch goes again"....all I have to say to you...is......the Greed Cancer has you on its list..and you will be gobbled up along with the rest...unless...you get off your lazy asses and go vote them fucking leaches out of office and bring in some people who really do care...well, we are truly fucked....Ok, I'm done...another day....another rant....
I had all these plans for today and all it takes is one fuckyou to mess things up...I hit a few garage sales which was on my little yafta list...got a big tv for $25..works good..has a thin tiny line across the top which my tv has. and it is not near as big...got 3 books for $3...1) The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoevsky2)Works of Charles Dickens with original illustrations by cruikshank, "Phiz," and others...big ole fat book3)The Oath by Frank Perettiso I did good there...I thought I was going to get the tires put on the truck today and then was go to Waco and 
get my new glasses...well, they didn't have the 4 tires...(which will cost me $325, and that is labor, taxes etc.)So had to cancel my apt for glasses as I just didn't want to drive back to Waco on those tires...went yesterday and that's enough...so Monday ( I hope) I will get new tires..then go to Waco and get oil change, glasses and see about getting me a new bed....I have been sleeping well, but still wake up feeling like I have been run over by a semi......so have to do something..and some new pillows...Now all I need to do is figure out how to get a credit card so I can start selling books on ebay again....I did really well when I did it before and need to sell some of these books...some I had bought with the express reason of reselling them and making money on them...What I need to do is go thru them ..make a list, price them and get them ready to sell.Yesterday when I went to the bank to get the loan for the tires, etc...I gave my little prepared talk about what I needed and why and from the moment I said what I needed Bernice was pullling out the papers and checking on the computer for my account, etc....nodding every now and then....finally I stopped talking and just looked at her....she was just a typing away....I said "Bernice, you would have given me the money if I said I was going to buy a pony, wouldn't you?"....she stopped typing...looked at me over her glasses and said:"Only if it was a very pretty pony.".....and went right back to typing....ahhhhh, I love my little town...but now I HAVE to get my ass busy and start selling books, 
and find some other part time job...to make the loan payments ..hahmmm wonder if Thom will get me a credit card...won't be used for anything except for ebay as you have to have a credit card to open an account....fuckity fuck fuck fuck..I think I will go to the car wash and wash the truck..or should I waste this beautiful day cleaning up the truck.......? I could go hit some more garage sales.....yeah...that's the ticket...more garage sales...... see ya'll later...I have a great long lenght scream fest at the crap I found in today's paper....so brace yourself.....
The only draw back for the cookoff is the rain put a damper on the tractor pull...tooooo much mud. Proceeds from the cookoff go to purchase a pumper truck for our local fire dept. The pumper is being built by Westex Welding from West, Texas..So it was a big success, rain and all. 93 smokers pumping out that incredible aroma of beef, pork and chicken....oh boy...the town smelled like a big fat juicy brisket.West Chamber of Commerce has found a place for The Trade Day sales. It will be held at the Rodeo grounds in one of the smaller amphi-theaters, plus there will be places to put up booths outdoors...In addition to the Arts and Crafts vendors, the chamber plans to have concessions serving hot dogs, soft drinks and chips..This could build up to be a pretty good deal for the city...trade days will bring people in for the arts and crafts, used shit booths, and then they can also check out our little antique shops, bakeries, resturants, etc...maybe we can fill up some of those empty stores with new business's.There will be a benefit to raise money for hospital bills for a local child..fried chicken dinners and sausage plates will be sold, besides a silent auction and bake sale. It will be held at Tours Hall, which is a t-tiny town on the outskits of West...right before you get to Leroy. 
Governor candidates to speak Friday on Trans Texas Corridor at Seaton Star Hall in Temple..Kinky will be there...hmmmm. that's today...opens at 5:30....don't think I will go..just to hard to travel. By the time I get there I will be in so much pain I won't be able to raise any hell..and by the time I get back to West I will be whimpering for a pain pill..and only have one left and saving it for something big.....Maybe cleaning the yard, leveling the house and cleaning up that damn living room..which no one lives in...it's da storage room.There is going to be a grief support meeting at St. Joseph's hall in West. I wouldn't go if they paid me...just a way for them to sneak Jesus and his Daddy in...you will be sad no more...just take Jesus into your heart....yeah, right.. Like Pope Leo X, of the 16th century said:"It has served us well, this myth of Christ."
The Kiwanis Club is having a fish fry to raise money....Nice picture of the girls Mom in an apron and waving some stick...Kathy was married to Thom and is the mother of 2 of my granddaughters..Jenny and Jamie..who just had birthdays...Jenny turned 19 on the 18th and Jammie will turn 17 on the 28th....So hard for me to grasp the fact that they are the age they are now..wow...how times flies when your sober...Jessica Gorny and Anthony Stiff got married on January 21st....just now letting us know...Noelle Chumielewske is getting married to Rider Barnes...bet she is glad to trade her last name in for Barnes...Chasity is celebrating her sweet 16 birthday. Patrick Jason Janek was born on March 10th and weighted in at 6lbs. 6oz. Taylor Marie Gaddy was born On Feb. 13th and weighted 6lbs. 2 oz.John N. Brekel went to meet his maker...he was 71. Followed by Janell (Willis) Hardwick,she died at the West Rest Home, she was 78....There is going to be a guided tour of painted churches...The membership of Historic Waco Foundation's Earle-Napier-Kinnard House is sponsering a day trip to see the famous painted churches. Located in rural Fayette county between Houston and San Antonio, the churches feature authentic 19th century European style churches from Czech, German and other similar cultures in the country-side near Schulenburg. Nesteled in the rolling hills of small farming communities, the churches have some of the most beautifully painted and stenciled ceilings, delicately ornate altars, marbelized columns and lovely stained glass windows. From the outside, the churches look like many American country churches built in the late 1800's and early 1900's, with facades clad in white frame siding or stone, arched windows and lone steeples reaching up into the Texas sky. However when you enter the churches one finds not a simple wooden interior but elaborate faux-finished interiors painted in bright colors, gold leaf and finely fitted woodwork, all the work of intinerant painters. Cost for the trip is $69,which includes transportation, continental breakfast, tour fees, graatuities for driver and guide and snacks on the return trip. Wow.............is that cool or what?
West Lady Trojans win 2 in District 8-aaa softball and the boys won two in non-district games.The West Trojan lifters are heading to a state meet...Holy shit...ops...anyhow there is a picture in the paper of storm damage..high winds caused damage to the restrooms at the West Fair Grounds Sunday night when it passed through the city. The bathrooms are cinder block and pretty damn sturdy..but stand out in open so were not protected from the wind...ripped the roofs right off them suckers and ripped some of the bricks out too....damn...Blue Bell and Dr. Pepper are on sale again at both grocery stores....Get thee behind my fat thighs Satan.Lots of garage sales this week end...If it doesn't rain I might check out a few of them....Land and houses are still cheap...er inexpensive...and Jupe Mills is still looking for someone to drive their fork lift....if it stays in paper another week, I may apply for the job..I can drive a fork lift..Ok, now for the news that didn't hit the paper....heeheeh.....I got email from my friend Patsy who does the bookkeeping at Community Grocery Store...she is the one that lost her husband last summer...My other friend David....and he was ill for a long .....long...long...time...get my drift?..she is also good friends with my best friend David O....who has a 'fuck buddy' right now...but Patsy and I don't like her as she has been down on everything but the Titanic......nasty girl...judas priest she even slept with Pat. A. and he is short, bald, fat and has fleas..anyhow....the email from Patsy said something to the effect that if my friend haden't gone home when he had (they were all at the all night resturant eating eggs to kill their drunk) she would have given him one...then another email saying...no .no that's just wrong...
heeehee..so I go to the store next am and say..oh kay...spill..you know you want to ...so basically they were all up at Coyote Bob's(ran by the two broke back cowboys) and were drunk...went to resturant and were having goofy drunk fun time..and David left and she said if he had come by her house(she tried to call him, but so drunk coundn't dial the phone..and when she did get thru she kept saying..:"fuck you".....)she would have fucked his brains out...I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes and hanging on to her office door...I said..does he know what you wanted...and she said no she didn't think so....so I have decided this calls for ole Jackiesue to do what she does best.....meddle..so tonight before he gets in touch with 'old hide' to go out..I am going to call him and tell him what the dealie is and for him to go throw Patsy a mercy fuck...THAT'S what friends are for....The only thing I don't understand is why a person would spend $20-$30 to get good and drunk.then go and spend $5 on an egg special to kill it........I never did get that....I would go with my friends and sit there nursing whiskey in my tea cup while they ate eggs and pancakes or steak and eggs...they would say.."Jackie, don't you want to eat?" and I would say:"Fuck no.....I paid good money for this drunk and I am taking in home with me and put it to bed."...buncha wussies..so that is all the news there is...from lil ole West, Texas..........
Hooooooboy....Jackiesue made out like a second story man...Found a book for sale at 
library for $2...Chief Justice a biogrphy of Earl Warren by Ed Cray......coooool.....At the Used Shit Store I found a paper back version of To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee...Will reread it and give it to Jenny. Also found a ?????? quality paper book ..not sure why I got it...only a quarter ..anyhow..it is Gehenna by Paul Thigpen...it is a continuation of Dante's inferno...a guy named Thomas Travis ends up falling headlong into a tortured realm of fire and ice, in an abandoned building...the place is Gehenna. I guess for .25 it is worth a read..I also found a 2006 I love Lucy Calendar for $1....have no need for it, but figure the pictures might be fun to put in frames..or maybe one of you in blogville is a lucy fan and would want it...Picked up a pair of new canvas shoes for $2, and 4 of the prettiest blue glasses..but they look like glass mugs..the color blue is so pretty..thought I would use them as flower pots for tulips and put them on the porch..they were .25 each..also got some pillow cases...25 each...put them on old pilllows for Rocky to sleep on when he naps on the porch.....I stick them in old boxes and baskets and he lolls around in them like a pasha. (LSU is playing DUKE).Now..the library books...(by the way..ole Henrietta managed to get her little dig to me when I brought back Cold Skin. I was telling her how weird it was....not a bad weird, but a good weird...and she said.."Well, guess who checked it for the library..". I said, "I know, I did...and I'm glad, it's a great book..it's just weird.."...she smirked..and said"I just didn't want you to think I bought a 'weird book' for the library....".......(the name I called her in my head is a name I got from a great joke 1,000 years ago...in my head I called her a crunt.)ask me about the joke sometime...huhu....The books..the books..1)....the Pale Horseman by Bernard Cornwell....about King Alfred the Great.(late 9th century)2)The Witness by Dee Henderson....ahhhhhhhh fuck!! I just read the back and it is one of those Christian mystery book..where every thing works out thanks to God...well, fuck..I'm sure the Goddess will have something to say about that..3)Gone by Lisa Gardner..a mystery....I really like Lisa Gardner...fast easy reads4)Lost by Michael Robotham..another mystery....I love mysteries5)The Last Templar by Raymond Khoury..one of those books that has been spawned by Dan Brown's the Da Vinci Code.....(man, is he getting his ass and reputation dragged through the British courts....)6) Wild Animus by Rich Shapero....I'm not sure what this one is about....but liked the look of the cover...does that make sense.???
7)and because I listen to my friends...Robert A. Heinlein's The Moon is A Harsh Mistress...and said friend will be glad to know..that Mrs. Henrietta didn't just get this from another library...she actually bought it for our library..and that really makes me feel good..Did you know that they named a cracter on the moon for Robert A. Heinlein? Its diameter is approximately 83 kilometers or 52 miles. It is officially named the Heinlein Crater. I would like to have a star named after me...or a crater on the moon...that would be nice...or a back country road lined with blue bonnets...the Jackiesue Blue Bonnet Lane.....which would cross paths with the Dr.Pepper Road and Rocky Road Blue Bell Path. It would dead end into The Road To Nowhere..ok, going to read my West Newspaper...via con goddess...
Remember the guy in Afghanistand that was going to be killed because he switched from Muslim to Christianity? Good news....they probably won't behead him because they have decided ...................he's nuts..................So the Kabul government is seeking to advert an international confrontation without giving ground on Islamic law. The best way to do that is to decide that the guy is mentally unstable and unfit to stand trial...
The religious views and faiths of the people of these Islamic countries is not going to go away just because the Americans say so...We can't even straighten out the problems with our own relgious groups ...how are we going to fix it for a bunch of people that have been struggling with these problems for thousands of years....To hear ole forest tell it...it's just a matter of years and everything will be peachy keen and hunky dory....yeah......right...but not in is presidency....the fucker actually said it will all be ok and work out(the war), but it won't happen during his presidency.....gee, think we can do something to assure that....? Like maybe, get him impeached? Some lovely good news is that we now have a goup of nominees running for different offices in congress and they have dubbed themselves the Fighting Democrats. They are soldiers that have fought in Iraq and Afghanistand. Of the 10 veterans of the current candidates for Congress, all but one of them are Democrats. The Fighting Democrats, contend their battlefield experience will allow them to critize the war without being written off as naive and weak on defense...Ms. Duckworth narrowly won the Democratic nomination for Congress in a primary race Tuesday for the House seat held by Republican Rep. Henry Hyde, who is retiring after 32 years..Tammy Duckworth is a former Army helicopter pilot who lost both legs in a gernade attack in Iraq. In November, Ms. Duckworth will face Sen. Peter Roskam, who drew support from VP Dick Cheney, who in a fund raiser brought in $200,000. This is in Illinois..so all you people in Illinois...get out and vote for Ms. Dulock...get them Republicans out of office.....
Im on a downer.....Larry Allen, the last remaining player of the Troy, Emmit, Irving Super Bowl era...is gone...Let go...The Cowboys didn't want to pay him the $1million he was due to get for this year...Gee, you think paying the $25 to Terrell'theasshole' Owens had something to do with it???? fuckers..For all you bloggers who are suffering from depression..abc world news had an interesting spot on medication for people with depression. Can check it out on wnt.abcnews.comon the right is a place to click on to see the video ...Ok, on my latest reading spree.....I read a book that is just the weirdest fucking book...I am not sure if it is a good weird or a weird weird....just blew me away...It is COLD SKIN, by Albert Sanchez Pinol.......it is translated from Spanish to English....I will give you an idea of what it is about...It starts with a guy on ship going to some tiny island on the edge of the Antartic Circle after WWI. He will be relieving a man who has been there for a year and he will be there for a year...he will be assuming the post of weather official....that is all I will say except he finds a deserted cabin, a lighthouse, and a mysterious castaway....then darkness..................hooooboy....it is only182 pages long, but it is the weirdest 182 pages of reading I have ever ever read......even now that I have finished reading it...I don't know what to make of it...trust me on this one......it'as a yafta...you have to read it......It is bill paying day......have to run errands, go to the library, pay bills, check snail mail, get some packages ready to mail out..get some stamps, get west news and get ready to go to laundry....ickypoo... see ya'll later.......
"THE TRUTH IS INCONTROVERTIBLE. MALICE MAY ATTACK IT, IGNORANCE MAY DERIDE IT, BUT IN THE END, THERE IT IS."....WINSTON CHURCHILL...don't you wonder what great leaders like Churchill and others would have thought of Forest Gump's WIDE WORLD OF FUCKUPS...These are little clips of my favorite part of the paper...they are t-tiny small little articles in the DAMN NEWS, and I have to hunt them down but they are worth it and are the jewels of the paper..here 'tis.."IF THIS IS NOT CIVIL WAR, THEN GOD KNOWS WHAT CIVIL WAR IS."..AYAD ALLAWL, IRAQ'S FORMER INTERIM PRIME MINISTER.....(WONDER WHY HE DIDN'T SAY THEN ALLAH KNOWS WHAT CIVIL WAR IS????????)...this was followed by a statement from Forest Gump saying he disagreed, yadda yadda yadda....this statement was followed by Jackiesue's statement of "you lying fucker.""TEHRAN HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR AT LEAST SOME OF THE INCREASING LETHALITY OF ANTI-COALITION ATTACKS BY PROVIDING SHIA MILITIA WITH THE CAPABILITY TO BUILD IMPROVISED ESPLOSIVE DEVICES IN IRAQ."...President George W. Bush, in a speech to the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies (congessional Quartely transcript, March 13.)"I DO NOT, SIR."...Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Peter Pace, asked by a reporter whether he had evidence to back up the president's claim....(Reuters, March 14)This was followed up by a statement given by Jackiesue where she says"of course not assholes..cause he is a fucking liar and you can't believe any fucking thing he says...cause he lies...he fucking lies...."at this point Jackiesue was forced to take her blood pressure meds as her face was as red as a baboon's ass....
BUSH CALLS FOR FEDERAL REGULATION OF PLANT SECURITY....(this will make your blood boil(it did mine) and your head throb to the point of explosion..(it did mine....)WASHINGTON..THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION CALLED TUESDAY FOR FEDERAL REGULATION OF SECURITY AT CHEMICAL PLANTS BUT WOULD LARGELY LET THE INDUSTRY DECIDE HOW STIFF PROTECTION SHOULD BE AND LEAVE INSPECTIONS TO PRIVATE AUDITORS. CRITICS QUICKLY LABELED THE PROPOSAL OUTLINED BY HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY MICHAEL CHERTOFF AS TOOTHLESS...Excuse the fuck out of me....toothless....Rocky has no fang teeth and he's not THAT toothless....That's like me saying......"Im giving up Blue Bell Ice Cream" and then giving me the keys to the fucking Blue Bell Ice Cream Plant....Then telling me I get to decide how I should be punished and how much the fine should be....."Oh, let me think for a second.......you put me in charge......I ate 109 gallons of Rocky Road.....so in punishment ....lets see....hmmmmmmmmm...I fine me 1 gallon of Banana Split every week, for a year...or until I'm so fat I can't lift my head from inside the gallon of ice cream...THAT'S TOOTHLESS....you simple minded slugs of humanity...fuckity fuck fuck....FUCK....
There was another article about how VP Cheney said there was no reason to fire any one or make any changes in staff resulting from all the huge fuckups(fuckups my word) perpertrated by the Forest Gump Administration(Forest Gump mine too)...yeah, right....it's just too......too....at fuckit....you get the drift...But you know what really really just blew my little redneck head off my little redneck neck?????(my ass may be grande..but head and neck are not).....the article that tells about how a man in Kabul, Afghanistan(you remember that place doncha?..where they have elected a government and have democracy????)...is being prosecuted in a Kabul court and could be sentenced to death on a charge of converting from Islam to Christianity, a crime under this country's Islamic Laws, a judge said Sunday. The trial is believed to be a first of its kind and highlights a struggle between religious conservatives and reformists over what shape Islam should take here four years after the ouster of the Islamic fundamentalist Taliban regime..Mr. Rahman is in dention and can't be interviewed....but if found guilty.........the newly elected government.....will kill him.....How do you think he feels about the democracy that you brought to his country now...Forest aka Flaming Asshole Gump...?????I have to go now...I know if I keep dwelling on this I may go balistic and Goddess only knows what I am capable of doing......like kick someones stupid ass...? rip off their heads and shit down their necks?BIP THEM INTO THE 22ND CENTURY???????? oh man....I need a Dublin Dr. Perpperand a bowl of Blue Bell...any flavor.....
Yes, he has finally come over to the dark side....my (and yours) old friend Danny aka Bookemdano has a blog here now...it is bookemdanno2@blogspot.com... think he has posted just once so far...I have asked Nancy to see if she can't fix him up with a groovy cool template that reflects his deep and inner love for mankind...or just man in general.huh-huh.....In case you are not acquainted with my friend Danny...here's some info on him...He lives In Maine, he is the father of a 19 year old beautiful daughter...he is an actor, playwrite and all around great son, father and friend. he acts at the Portland Soundstage and is writing a play right now..I won't go into any detail as it is Dan's story and he will tell it better then I ever could. I just would like for you to check him out and wish him a blogger welcome..Sooner, Babs, BYG, Denise and some others know Dan and am sure they will be glad to hear he is baaaaaaack....badder and funnier than ever...
I loooooove Vanity Fair...the articles are just so terrific...except Dominick Dunne just writes about boring rich fucks...no tanks....there is an excellent article on Laura 'The Ice Queen' Bush...hoooboy....she is so tight you could shove a straight pin up her ass and it would knock both hips out of joint...and the editors letters have a great one on how the pentagon figured out a way to save money...by quietly ending the 155 year old tradition of having marines guard the gates of the U. S. Naval Academy as well as the crypt of John Paul Jones, one of the Navy's founders and a great hero in the Revolutionary War. The freeded up troops will be sent to Iraq and Afghanistand.......surprise.....another brilliant way to keep money in the pentagon? they are making the soldiers pay for battle gear that was either distroyed or damaged during the war.I swear I am not making this shit up....made one guy pay $570 for a kevlar vest that was damaged by road side bomb.. when his home town found out about it ..the radio station raised money and paid him for it...judas priest..And don't want anyone to think that I am against anyone stepping up and admitting to being sexually abused. If that is what it takes to help them heal...I am all for it..but I was just a little pissed to read the article about Teri Hatcher's abuse while looking at her drapped across some riding gear in a stable... all dewey eyed and glammed up...and then below it about how her uncle made her tough his penis until he came...and every other paragraph was about her new book 'Burnt Toast'....well, excuse me....should have been called 'I will talk about my most horrific moments of sexual abuse to sell my book and get you to buy this magazine...'...fuckme till I sell a book...Great article on "Sixteen words that changed the world"..that was a good one...Also one on the two biggest scum bags that ever crossed the Deleware...Jack Abramoff and Tom DeLay...what a bunch of money grubbing dickheads....Good investigation article about the bride who's husband went over board on a cruise ship.......Ohhhhhh and the article on civil rights was about a guy named Clarence Jones, who was Martin Luther King, Jr.'s right hand man...never had heard about him..and was very informative and very interesting..he has a book in the works called "martin and me", which I really will want to read..I cannot tell you how much I love Vanity Fair...such fun to read...I have learned something with each story or article...I don't know what the price of a subsciption is ...but it is worth every penny of it...thank the Goddess for Shady Lane....ok....now for the best part...my recipe for homemade Tomato Soup...got the recipe out of the DAMN NEWS... and made it and love it...here 'tis.....CREAMY TOMATO SOUP WITH HERBS1 TSP. OLIVE OIL(I USED CANOLA)1 SMALL ONION(FOR ABOUT 1/2 CUP CHOPPED)1 TSP. BOTTLED MINCED GARLIC(I CHOPPED MY OWN)2 (14 1/2-OUNCE) CANS CHOPPED TOMATOES SEASONED WITH BASIL, GARLIC AND OREGANO(SEE NOTE)1 (15-OUNCE) CAN TOMATO SAUCE1 CUP LOW-FAT MILK, WHOLE MILK OR HALF-AND-HALF( I USED ABOUT 1 1/2 CUP)1/4 CUP GRATED OR SHREDED PARMESAN CHEESE( I USED COLBY/JACK)(IT WAS WHAT I ALREADY HAD IN FRIG)PLAIN OR GARLIC CROUTONS, FOR GARNISH(OPTIONAL)(I USED HOME MADE CROUTONS)HEAT THE OIL IN A 41/2 QUART DUTCH OVEN OR SOUP POT OVER MEDIUM HEAT. PEEL AND FINELY CHOP THE ONION, AND ADD IT TO THE POT. STIR AND COOK FOR 2 MINUTES.ADD THE GARLIC, AND STIR AND COOK 30 SECONDS. ADD THE TOMATOES WITH THEIR JUICES AND THE TOMATO SAUCE. RAISE THE HEAT TO HIGH, AND BRING THE SOUP TO A BOIL. REDUCE THE HEAT TO LOW. STIR IN THE MILK AND PARMESAN CHEESE. DO NOT BOIL THE SOUP AFTER THE MILK HAS BEEN ADDED. STIR AND COOK FOR 2 MNUTES. REMOVE FROM THE HEAT AN SERVE AT ONCE, GARNISHED WITH CROUTONS, IF DESIRED. MAKES 4 SERVINGS...NOTE: IF YOU CAN'T FIND THE SEASONED TOMATOES SUBSTITUTE PLAIN DICED TOMATOES WITH 1/2 TSP EACH DRIED BASIL ND OREGANO..CALORIES PER SERVING...181 (16%FROM FAT) FAT 3 GCHOLESTEROL 7 MGSODIUM 1,725(DAMN..I JUST READ THAT...COULD USE TOMATO SAUCE WITH REDUCED SALT...)FIBER 3 GCARGOHYDRATE 31GIT IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY GOOD...I added a large dollop of sour cream on top and that made it extra good.....
I think I have mentioned before that when it rains in West, one of two things happens:1).the electricity goes out,or 2) the phones get fucked up....(or both)Well, the electric stayed on but some time during Sat. night I lost the phone..it is Tuesday and about noon time they got my phone fixed....thank the goddess....So I had no phone, no computer, no blogging, no buds, nada, nuffin, zero, zilch, zippadeedoodoo...it was a sad and weepy weekend in West..Can't tell you how many times I would jump up to go post something and nope...no telephone..no computer...So to say I was pissed Sunday, Monday and half of today...is an understatement...had all that venom built up against Jerry Jones and Terrell Owens....fuckers...for the ones that don't understand the gravity about this jackass suiting up in a Dallas cowboy uniform well, I will give a little recap..when Terrell Ownens played for the fucking 49er's(another hated team by Cowboy fans..not as much as the Eagles, but hated ..)they were doing something they hadn't done in a long time..they were kicking our asses and kicking it good...after T.O. made a touchdown he went toward the sidelines and then instead ran out into the middle of the field where the Dallas Star is and stood on it and raised his arms up into the air...like he was some demi-god...fucker.....ok, that was bad enough...but it happened again...and while he was going through his little act, one of the Cowboys ran up and knocked him ass over tea kettle...(wish I could remember who that player is...just can't remember)...but what really fucking tied a knot in my tail was when they were interviewing him after the game...he said he didn't know why the player hit him and knocked him down...said it must have been because he blocked him on the goal line earlier on in the game...when you are so out of touch with the real world that you just don't get why that would have pissed off the players and fans...well, you deserve to get treated like shit by other players and by the ones on your own team...he just doesn't get it at all...he is an inflated ego with an assshole..or an asshole with an inflated ego...not sure which...basically......he has a personality like a sack full of hemorrhoids....and I don't want that dipship asswipe on my teams...I don't care if we go all season with no losses..I would rather lose without him then to win with him......And to top it off ....he played for the Philadelphia fucking Eagles....the team that ole Jackiesue hates more than any team in the league..the team with the most gawdawful fans ever...so that doesn't help either...I tell my grandaughters that hating someone is like taking poison and hopping that person will die from it...so I don't HATE him....but like I tell the girls.....I dislike him intensely....fuckme till I holler....
the sound of wailing..crying, weeping, gnashing of teeth, sobbing, and with snot running down her face JACKIESUE cries out to the Goddess....:'why, oh Goddess why? why would you do this to me....? what have i ever done to deserve such misery? nooooooooo, please tell me it isn't true.......telll me those stupid fuckers didn't just sign Terrell Owens....'..............................they really really did? oh fuckity fuck fuck fuck...tripple fuck...oh Goddess, kill me now.....smite me..bip me into a coma...or at least until his contract runs out.....fuck! I don't know if I should shit or go blind....I am retreating to the underworld...were I will fester and rot...plotting revenge on J.J.fuckme till ...........well fuck...just fuckme...
Another weird and wonderful day in West, by Gawd, Texas....Remember a few weeks back when the town of West thought they were going to have to cancel the bbq cook off because it was so dry and danger of wild fires?..The bbq is this weekend..started last night and it goes through tonight...It started raining last night and rained all night long and this morning and stopped about 9am or so...and supposed to rain again later on and this evening...Wind was a blowing, thundering, lightning and just your typical Texas thunderstorm with lots of the wet stuff....I love irony.....I had to go out this morning to the library as it closes at noon and doesn't open till Monday at 3pm..so wanted to get some reading material...The library is at the south end of town, I live at north end of town...the rodeo grounds where the bbq cookoff is is right behind and to the west of the library....it wasen't raining so turned the heater on and rolled down the window...the closer I got to the library the more I could smell the bbq smokers...there were between 70-85 smokers out there cranking out beef briskets, beef and pork ribs, chops and steaks...oh my goddess...the aroma was unfuckingbelieveable....front of my elvis presley tshirt was soaked from drool by the time I got to the library...and their not selling any of the bbq this year...don't know why, but boy am I pissed..I could have done with a bbq sandwich ....or a slab of ribs...enough to piss off the pope...On to the rest of the news in West.....Now...am I the only one that never heard of Czech bagpipe players? At the McLennan(our county)-Hill Chapter of the Czech Heritage Society of Texas they are hosting a program describing the Czech bagpipes of the Czech Republic at 7pm on March 28th at the West Community Center.The program will consist of a musical and cultural history of the Czech bagpipes, with rare photos from the Czech Republic.
Call of Dudy, the first and only full-length documentary film on the Czech bagpipe tradition, now on DVD, will be screened.(add your own doody jokes here)Fresh off the success of a Mid-west tour,(hooboy) Czech-American bagpiper Michael Cwach and Texas-native, Prague-based filmmaker Jefe Brown(is that a czech name??) are currently on a tour of the state as they are to visit approximately 15 Texas towns in presenting the new documentary fim Call of Dudy('duty' means bagpipes in Czech).Bagpipes are generally associaed with the Celtic Fringe of Europe, but one of the richest and most ethnically diverse bagpipe traditions can be found in Central Europe,especially in the Czech Lands and neighboring Bavaria....well, who woulda thunkit...Damn, the West High Schol Trojan Band missed becoming a "Sweepstakes Band." It had something to do with getting an l instead of ll.....or something...We celebrated 2 marriages,
3 birthdays and three births...1 engagement and 2 deaths...Tommy Muska's family is having a Memorial Baseball and Softball Tournament for April 1st and 2nd in memory of their son Nick Muska who died a year ago in a car wreck..I think you remember me posting about it...I see Tommy Muska all the time in town and I swear each time I see him he looks like he has aged a year...Nick was a great kid and was a great son and he and his Dad were very close..it is slowly wearing him down...breaks my heart...94 years ago H. V. Aderhold(still have the funeral parlor here...huge building..lots of deaths in West)was thrown from his hearse while driving to Abbott Wednesday night and was seriously injured. The hearse wheels dropped off the end of a culvert, throwing Mr. Aderhold from the driver's seat fracturing his wrist, shoulder and breaking one rib.(wonder if he was tipping at something to keep him warm)West Lady Trojans placed second in the Athens softball tournament...A Leroy hometown boy is going to compete at the Houston Rodeo, he is ranked 8th nationally in steer wrestling.His name is Cody Pratka in case you watch rodeo.... Kyle Pustejovsky is going to play in the All Star Basketball game in Grandview, Texas... way to go kids..Small clue to the dynamics of West....there is an ad for enrolllment for West Elementary, Pre-K and Kindergarten with all the infomation you would need...in English...right below it is same article...in Spanish......lots of 'non green card carrying' families...Martha Willig celebrated her 90th bithday...Everyone had a nice time...so it says..So that is the haps in Wild West this week...just wish you all were here to enjoy the bbq.....hell I wish I could enjoy the bbq.....damn..They had asked for people to go up there and be judges......I should have volunteered.... I eat bbq, ribs, pork, etc....I would have been open to bribes too...fuckme till i am tender and juicy and smoke comes out my ass.....by the way......the pictures are done by my bastard son sooner...ain't he cool.....(oprah will sue me for sure)
Oh, man you are going to love this one.....in DAM NEWS this morning there was an article on ole Kinky and I laughed my ass off....here 'tis....
NOT YOUR USUAL BLARNEY.....but then, Kinky isn't your usual politician.Kinky Friedman's response to being photographed violating the state's open container law....the Kinkster was drinking a beer while riding in a car as grand marshal of the Greenville Avenue St. Patrick's Day parade..showcases why so many find his entertainer-turned-politician personality appealing.(Picture of Kinky taking a taste of Guiness. ) Kinky admitted violating the laws of man but appealed to a higher authority:"Guinness is the drink that kept the Irish from taking over the world. It would be unthinkable not to have a Guiness during a St. Patrick's Day parade. In fact, it would be spiritually wrong."(The next day speaking in Fort Worth, the Kinkster tossed off an even better line:"I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow."
No, we're not endorsing public drinking as long as your funny. Nor do we believe that being a quick draw with a one-liner is a qualification for the governorship.As we've said previously, if Kinky wants voters to put him on the ballot, he's got to lay out a thoughtful, comprehensive vision.But only the bluest of the bluenoses would have maintained scowls in the face of Kinky's good-humored response to this "scandal."Can you image how a typical politician would have handled it? He would have issued groveling apologies and immediately scheduled a photo op at a rehab clinic. The usual interest groups would have issued tut-tutty press releasess, and we'd be off to the dismal races.
All of us force politicians to be like this. We magnify missteps and peccadillos out of proportion. The media, talk radio, blogs, special interests and entire modern partisan machine attack flaws as a nuclear reactor does a lump of uranium:drawing astonishing amounts of heat out of the smallest bit of nothing.This is not good for America. Kinky Friedman reminds us that to err is human and laughing at oneself can be a sign of grace...I wish I knew who wrote this so I could give full credit to them...It was in editorial pages in DAM NEWS....
I had heard he had commited some great blunder but never knew what it was and then saw this in the paper...Now you see why even if he doesn't make it to the governors mansion...I'm still for Kinky....As Will Rogers said, "This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something."
Help!!!!!!!!! Actually this is sort of for me...but thought if I 
could (with all of your help) come up with a snappy, cute, funny catch phrase or a theme song for Kinky's champaign it might help him and help me while I am out stumping for my friend of Jewish persuasion..because I don't think the titles of his songs will do it...'they don't make Jews like Jesus any more.'...'Get your buscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.'...and 'Asshole from El Paso'I did go to his web site and there is alot more information about what he plans on doing and what he wants to do...I am more impressed now than I was before,a lot more impressed..I still don't think me asking people to 'give it up for Kinky' is going to work with all of the people out there...ha...-So....put your heads together and see what you can come up with....its kind of like one of Denise's caption contests......but not...Come on ya'll....give it up for Kinky....
Radio spot features Willie Nelson, touts virtues of biodiesel fuel.By Wayne Slater(Senior Political Writer for DAM NEWS.Austin, Texas.Kinky Friedman unveiled a radio spot Wednesday touting incentives for alternative energy, marking the campaigns effort to begin portraying the singer and mystery novelist as a gubernatorial candidate who's serious about the issues.The 60-second ad features musician Willie Nelson, who calls Mr. Friedman the candidate of "clean energy and clean government." it promotes biodiesel, a fuel made from new and used vegetable oils and animal fats, and marks a departure from the hyperkinetic "Kinkytoon" spot on the campaign Web site."With a little imagination, Texas can lead the nation into energy independence," says Mr. Nelson.Mr. Friedman is seeking a spot as an independent for governor and must collect 45,540 signatures by May 11 to get on the November ballot.Campaign manager Dean Barkley said promoting alternative energy is the first in a series of campaign initiatives focusing on isssues without abandoning Mr. Friedman's distinctive persona. In the ad, Mr. Friedman is in lively form, promising that as governor, he would order the use of biodiesel to fuel school buses and the state's fleet of vehicles."And anyone who is on renewable fuels of any kind," he said, apparently digressing from the actual campaign initiative, "gets free parking forever in Texas."Mr. Friedman said that his car does not use biodiesel fuel but that he intends to buy one that does.
The campaign said it had purchased broadcast time on 150 stations statewide for the spot, which encourages Texans to sign the petitions.The campaign played the radio ad for reporters in the parking lot of an Austin biodiesel supplier.Carrying a cigar and wearing his black cowboy hat, Mr. Friedman struggled to be heard over the music of a nearby rock band participating in the South by Southwest Music Festival.He said politicians are responsible for the state's problems."I'm not a politician, " he said. "I haven't even been indicted yet."He said Republican Gov. Rick Perry and Comptroller Carole Keeton Strayhorn "have 59 years of political life between them. These are the people who created the situation. Are you going to bring in somebody like that to fix it?"He singled out Mr. Perry's proposal for a multibillion-dollar network of toll roads, utility lines and passenger and freight rail lines that eventually could reach many parts of the state.Mr. Friedman said he opposes toll roads and would name six existing highways for singers Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly,Bob Wills, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Janis Joplin.M
eanwhile, Mrs. Strayhorn announced that 2002 Democratic gubernatorial nominee Tony Sanchez and former House Speaker Rayford Price, a Republican, have signed her petitions to put her name on the ballot."Republicans, Democrats and independent signers are all Texans who care about the future of Texas and know tht Carole Keeton Strayhorn will shake up state government in Austin," she said.A spokesman for Democratic nominee Chris Bell said the signatures underscore her status as "an insider obsession and an electoral mirage."Ok...my take on this is........promising me free parking for life(tell me how you can pull that one off, Kinkster.) is not enough to make people elect him..No one wants him to stop being who he is...but we need more serious information from the campaign about very serious problems that Texas has...Biodiesel fuel is a good start..but keep them coming...and as for Strayhorn the 'one tough grannie'....well, sugar....I got your tought grannie right here....I stayed with the guy who brung me(democrats) untill I wanted something they weren't able to give me...a better state and a better place for children to be raised...I,unlike her, didn't hop from party to party looking for the right fit and one she thought she could sway to meet her needs...She went from Democrat to Republican to Independent.....make up your mind gannie...who da fuck are ya..So even though I have my doubts..I am still going to give it up for Kinky....fuckme till I smoke illegal cigars....
I am having a great telephone day...First my nephew Phillip, then my Dr. called and one of my meds is in...hooray....and then I get the best phone call of all...from my old boss and buddy Thomas Wiggley...or 'wiggley'.....he owned a paint company and I worked for him as paint person, wallpaper person, cashier, driver and delivery person, or just what ever they needed done person..He is the one that taught me how to custom match paints and stains...I was goooooood....Could match drops of paint on caps, plastic, watch straps, etc...had the eye...but I excelled at stain matching and it is a lot harder to do...But I rocked...don't know why,but I have the eye for it...anyhow, I left that job and they adventually went out of business, not because I left, Jones Blair shut the shop down. So we hadn't seen each other in years and years and he called out of the blue..it was great...we laughed called each other sonofabitch...and caught each other up on what is going on...He told me the funniest story about how he had named his "dick" Russell the one-eyed muscle.....I cracked up... and Russell's last name is not Wiggley but Wiggleme...So it is Russell the One-eyed Muscle Wiggleme......Now you see why he and I were such good friends...His wife Christine would listen to us go on about weird shit and just shake her head...He has 2 sons Butch and Ace...what a character..He and Christine are going to sign my Kinky Friedman list....I went to City Hall and got permission to go door to door....He didn't know who Kinky Friedman was...I had to tell them what my truck looked like and was asked not to go after dark as there were so many old folks that would be afraid of anyone knocking on their door after dark...I have also decided not to ask them to sign for Kinky Friedman either...these old folks will freak out when they hear the word Kinky...so am going to ask them to sign to get Richard Friedman on the ballot....First place I'm going is to the old farts home .....they will sign anything if I give them candy.Ok, I am off to get people to give it up for Kinky.....
Went to sleep last night at around 10:30pm...I actually didn't make Letterman..a first....slept till 6:45 am...and its 9:46am and have had cream of wheat, cup of tea and phone call from my Nephew Phillip. His computer has a virus and wanted me to know so I wouldn't think he was not emailing me for any reason, other than his computer is down. How sweet this boy is..and what a small world. He is a plumber and was in Waco 5-6 years back and Thom was his salesman and he said he really liked him and then at my sisters funeral(his mom) one of the girls mentioned her dad worked at the place where he got all his supplies and then realized that Thom was his cousin...how weird..Going to go to city hall today and see if it is ok for me to go door to door and get signatures for Kinky..We have some sort of city law about door to door sales men that you either have to get permission from the city or a permit of some kind..Not sure..Would be funny as hell if I started knocking on doors and got arrested for getting people to give it up for Kinky...Phillip also told me that his brother David who is in Iraq has been there for 3 years..we are hoping that he will be home on R&R for the reunion and Westfest this Labor Day weekend...He and Loralee, his wife are going to come down before the reunion and get a room at the Czech Inn..he thinks the name of the hotel is funny...told him ..."wait till you meet the citizens"....Damn, I hate to go to town...ugh..but need grub...Least it is a pretty day out..Has been in the 70's and sunny....Oh crap...read in the paper this am...that they released Terrell Owen from Eagles and the Cowboys released our receiver and we might be in the running to get T.O. ...I have no doubt that our coach is more than capable of keeping him in line, but don't want that asshole on my team...to have to root and want him to do good cause he is one of us...fuckity fuck fuck fuck...ok.....I'm going to West...ya'll come back and see us...ya'hea..................
