STUMBLE TILL YOU DROP

I got my my Christmas present early...About 2 years ago I went on zaba search and wrote a little message saying I was looking for my old friend Roxanne WL...and I swear, I thought oh well, that's the end of that and forgot all about it. Roxanne was one of my very best friends when I lived in Portland, Oregon. We worked at the Palm Gardens together, raised hell together, were room mates for a while. Kept in touch, fell out of touch, got back in touch and fell out of touch..This last time for 30 years. Well, I get a reply from Gail, who is Roxanne's husband's sister. She

took the information and called Roxanne and said guess who is looking for you. So we are going to hook up this week end..She lives in Prescott Valley, Arizona. Is that not rocking or what?...I am sure when I was doing the yearly activities of the world, me and music I mentioned her quite a bit..So you old timers will know who I'm taking about. But let me tell ya...I'm so happy.......I'm going to go take some more cough syrup...hot dang..fuckme I'll never dance again. I'll do a whole post on what is going on with her. Gail called me to make sure the phone number was correct and she said Roxanne didn't smoke or drink any more..So we have that in common..wow..You just can't know how excited I am over this..Gail is now my new best friend for hooking us up. Wow...fucking wow...

WHO GETS U.S. FOREIGN AID

The U.S. will give an estimated $26 billion in foreign aid in 2008-70% more than when President George W. Bush took office(the figure doesn't include funds related to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan). More than 150 countries get financial assistance from the U. S. Here are the 6 that received the most this year.
Israel gets $2.4 billion. Virtually all of this money is used to buy weapons(up to75% made in the U.S.) Beginning in 2009, the U.S. plans to give $30 billion over 10 years.
Egypt gets $1.7 billion. $1.3 billion to buy weapons:$103 million for education:$74 million for health care(what the fuck?...we're giving the fucking Egyptians $74 million for health care and we don't have jack shit?....fuckme I'll never smile again); $45 million to promote civic participation and human rights.(mean time part of our population don't have the same rights as the other part of the country...not counting what we're doing to the Indians)
Pakistan gets $798 million. 330 million for security efforts, including military-equipment upgrades and border security;(mean while everyone in Mexico trapes across our borders, willy nilly.)$20 million for infrastructure.
Jordan gets $688 million. 4326 million to fight terrorism and promote regional stability through equipment upgrades and training:$163 million cash payment to the Jordanian government.(basically a payoff to keep them from allowing terrorists to set up training camps.....yeah, how's that working for us?)
Kenya gets $586 million. $501 to fight HIV/AIDs through drug treatment and abstinence education and to combat malaria:(yeah, just say no when that gorilla fighter and his army of 6,000 run through town raping and pillaging.); $15 million fr agricultural development;(will that buy rain?) $5.4 million for programs that promote government accountability.(This made me laugh so hard I sit cough syrup on the monitor.)
South Africa gets $574 million. $557 million to fight TB and HIV/AIDS;(more of that just say no shit.) and $3million for education.
We don't have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of and we're loaning money to country's that hate us and wouldn't piss on us if we were on fire...fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
I say cut 'em off, all of them...what's in it for us?...Nada, zip, zilch, zero, nil, not a fucking thing..Good thing I don't drink any more...This is enough to make me belly up to the bar, shout "Set me up with some whiskey and a Lone Star and keep 'em coming."...
Speaking of whiskey...I missed work today...Went to the Dr. and had x rays taken. I googled all sorts of shit on webmd.com and got information to ask for when I saw Dr. E. Babs drove me as I haven't had but 3 1/2 hours sleep in 2 nights.coughing my ass off..to the tune of a loss of 4 more lbs.
I got a intranasal cortisone that I take 2 snorts of in each nostril once a day. Plus I got another steroid shot.Ouch ouch ouch.
Plus a 16 oz. bottle of CODAL-DM syrup. Take 2 teaspoons every 4-6 hours as needed for cough..Will get the x-ray results tomorrow...Hope to find out something. But the discouraging part is..while googling I found that a chronic cough can last longer than 2 years..No fucking way. I'll step in front of the garbage truck tomorrow morning before I keep coughing every night for 5 hours for the next 2 years..I do know I'm growing quite fond of the cough syrup. Good thing I'm not worried about taking this and getting hooked..I haven't the strength to go to rehab for this shit..
It's 20 till 8P.M. and I have to at least stay awake till news..then I'll take another teaspoon(took one earlier) and go read and sleep...hopefully like a coma victim...Let you know what the x rays say.night night y'all.

ALL THE CHAPSTICK IN THE WORLD COULDN'T KEEP THIS FROM CHAPING MY ASS

Found this in my DAM News...
"I can't afford to buy my own children shoes." Alba Monterrosa, Salvadoran immigrant and housekeeper, describing the financial effects of being laid off by Suzanne Sirof, a Californian homemaker.
"Nothing deters me from my Botox treatments." Mrs. Sirof, explaining why she could no longer afford to employ Ms. Monterrosa. He daughter is so upset she's seeing a counselor. The bitch...er...Mrs. Sirof said she feels bad and tries to use Alba once a week, but that nothing deters her from her Botox treatments..I googled and looked everywhere, but can't find a picture of the bitch...er Mrs. Sirof, but she is no where to be found..Wonder if her face is worth it?....

WE WON, WE WON, WE WON

Cowboys 20

New York Giants 8

Normally for a Cowboys win I would have a picture of that cute adorable little boy throwing up his arms for a touchdown. But his mom is a very good friend of mine and she loves her Giants like I love my Cowboys..and don't think it would be right to have her son seemingly cheering for a Cowboys win over her Giants..So you will have to settle for a mental picture of me running around in house slippers and drawers screaming and yelling for the Cowboys...Annie is still hiding under the bed..not sure it was from all the screaming or the sight of me in my skivvies and slippers bouncing around the living room.

All I know is they pulled another one out of their ass. But a W is a W. So far this season I am 141-73-7, against the line. I am having another winning season. Better than the boys..

We're fixing to have another cold front move in..will be in the 20's and 30's then back to 70 with a little rain thrown in. It's been like that for 3 weeks..30's one week, 70's the next. My rose bush is having a nervous breakdown.

I baked 2 batches of doggie bones for all my friends doggies. They are made with whole wheat flour, oatmeal, peanut butter, honey, canola oil, baking powder, honey and water.. The dogs love them. Plus I made a huge pot of turkey soup for Babs, and a gigantic turkey pot pie. I think we will be burnt out on turkey in another day or two. Jack and Diane's the old bar I used to hang out at changed owners and Babs and I went in the other day as we thought they were still making BBQ. But they weren't so we had cheeseburgers, and since they remind me of Whataburgers(Texas burgers)I was pretty happy. They have made some great changes in the bar. I think it's going to be more of a restaurant with beer instead of a beer joint with food.

They changed the name of it to ....well, fuck..I forgot...Something West. My brain is starting to fail me. I am sending out packages this week...Nitwit's granddaughter will get a little something, Buddha Boy and his folks are getting something, Sling is getting something, and Junebugg is getting something. I have more to send but may wait till after Christmas. If Billy Pilgrim would send me his address I'd send him a very special gift, but I think he's afraid Mrs. Pilgrim will get the wrong idea and kick both our asses.

Ah jeez, I'm still coughing...It's been 13 weeks and 2 days. I'm so sick of coughing I could cry,if crying was my thing.Well, I'm off to bed..See ya in the A.M.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

DANG....HE MISSED

President George W. Bush reacts after a man threw shoes at him during a news conference with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki on Sunday, Dec. 14, 2008, in Baghdad. A man threw two shoes at Bush, one after another, during the news conference. Bush ducked both throws, and neither man was hit.(AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

I hope for a second there the asshole thought:"Oh fuck, I'm dead."....I bet they had to clean his skivvies. Too bad the guy's such a lousy shot.

THE SONSABITCH IS AT IT AGAIN

Judas Priest!....He's got 6 damn weeks left before he's ushered out of the White House(or the forshame House)..and he's still trying to fuck us over.
NEW ENDANGERED SPECIES RULES CUT SCIENTISTS' INPUT
Washington
Just 6 weeks before President-elect Barack Obama takes office, the Bush administration issued revised endangered species regulations Thursday to reduce the input of federal scientists and to block the law from being used to fight global warming.
The changes, which will go into effect in about 30 days, were completed in just four months. But they could take Mr. Obama much longer to reverse.
They will eliminate some of the mandatory, independent reviews that government scientists have preformed for 35 years on dams, power plants, timber sales and other projects, a step that developers and other federal agencies have blamed for delays and cost increases.
The rules also prohibit federal agencies from evaluating the effect on endangered species and the places they live from a project's contribution to increased global warming.
Interior Department officials described the changes as "narrow" but admitted that the regulations were controversial inside the agency.
Interior officials said federal agencies could still seek the expertise of federal wildlife biologists on a voluntary basis, and that other parts of the law will ensure that species are protected. But environmentalists said that the rule changes would put decisions about endangered species into the hands of agencies with a vested interest in advancing a project and with little expertise about wildlife.
Several environmental groups filed a lawsuit in federal court in San Francisco hours after the rule's announcement.
In a related development Thursday, the Interior Department also finalized a special rule for the polar bear, a species that was listed as threatened in May because of global warming. The rule would allow oil and gas exploration in areas where the bears live, as long as the companies comply with the Marine Mammal Protection Act.
I wonder how much money will end up in his pocket from this little endeavor? He's such a sleezy little prick...I wonder if it's against the law for someone to kick the ass of the outgoing President of the United States. As if Obama's not going to have enough on his plate to fix from his 8 years of , now he's going to have to worry about this shit too. I swear to the Goddess, of all the assholes I know he's the biggest.

GODDESS ANSWERS

Peejay:The Goddess doesn't have a lot of time to watch TV or movies, but the Yellow Dog loves Kill Bill I&II. Being a Goddess I don't need to know kung fu, or any martial arts. I've found that a bold of lightning up the ass works pretty good.
Wendy: there should be an adult warning on this blog...have you read it?...The Yellow Dog uses the word fuck more than most people use the word 'the.' The Goddess also believes in a small dose of child bipping..A few of them upside the back of the head will usually do the trick. People on this planet need to go to parenting classes before they have children.
Allan:People need reasons to alleviate the guilt.
Pom:If your should hurts when you move it?...don't move it.
The Yellow Dog said she would light a candle and say a little prayer for you. When I get it, I'll act on it.
Big Pissy:This is an easy one...Genetics.
ChicagoLady:Yellow Dog said ...too little too late. Then threw the remote across the room.
Cherlee, the best moment in 2008 for me is when right after I brought George Carlin to Valhalla, he, Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce did their stand up act all night long. it was wonderful.
Josh:The Goddess doesn't do sports or politics. But I don't think the world is doomed. The people inhabiting it maybe, but not the world.
Ted, I repeat, no sports no politics. I do know that Jesus is pissed that the Christians are using his name to discriminate against gays and lesbians. He is not pleased.
Kath, the Yellow Dog says right back atcha.
Rox, what kind of female are you?...Make that man of yours help. Women are smarter than men...and stronger-willed..you have what he wants..use it to get your way. If that's not your style...bip him.
Kulkuri: maybe your playing the wrong numbers. I can't help you win but I can tell you that 7 is a my favorite number.
Sage:it's better to give than receive. Maybe you need to make some girls dream come true by hugging her.
Willym: Sigh*...you people on this tiny greedy little planet. If you don't need it, don't buy it. Spend less, save more. Times are going to get a lot worse.
Nan:all questions have answers, it may not be the one you want.
Linda:The Yellow Dog prays for all her friends, I'm sure she will do the same for you, and may you have good health.
Jan wants to know how late is too late. Right after you say'
uh-oh'.
Sling wants a woolly mammoth....No. Do you have any idea how hard it is to transport one of them suckers?...
Bipolar wants to know how to become un-attracted to Keanu Reeves. That's easy ...picture him having sex with your spouse.
Evilgnome:.....a peck!
I'm off...back to Valhalla...Frank, Dean, and Sammy are putting on a show tonight...My blessings on you my children. Go in peace.

STUMLE ON THIS WHILE THE QUESTIONS GET ANSWERED

LAST CHANCE

to ask the goddess questions...2 posts down..

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

Cowboys -13

Steelers -20

They had it won...and then fucking let it go...arghghghghg~

That's enough to piss off the pope.

ASK THE GODDESS

Yes it's that time again. The Yellowdog is watching Kill Bill I and II.She says she's getting mentally prepared for the Cowboy-Steeler game tomorrow.So I came down for moral support. She knows that praying to me for the Cowboys to win is a no no, so she's opted for mental toughness and hoping that watching Uma Thurman's character kick ass for about 4 hours will do it for her. If that doesn't work she's going to watch True Romance, and Reservoir Dogs. She sure has strange ideas. But then she always has.

Enough of the Yellowdog..Now's your chance you get in your questions before the end of the year. Ask anything you'd like, except for political or sports questions. Save those for the Yellowdog. I don't know sports and could care less about your politics. In the grand scheme of things ...what does it matter who you root for or who you vote for.????

You have till Tuesday to ask all your questions. You can ask more than one. Blessings on you and your family's.

.......GOOD DOGGIE.......

This just blew me away. Never have I seen anything like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRj_NZrPO_8

GEORGE W. BUSH LIBRARY

send yo'money now.....not~

November 27, 2008
Contribute to the George W. Bush Memorial Library.By GLloyd Rowsey
::::::::The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still wet and moldy and under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.) The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws. Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments. The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush: 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.' 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.' 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.' 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.' 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.' 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.' 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.' 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.' 'The future will be better tomorrow.' 'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.' 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op). 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.' 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.' 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.' 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY! Sincerely, Jack Abramoff, Co-Chairman,G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors

EMAIL FROM MICHAEL MOORE

I'm YELLOWDOG GRANNY I endorse this email, that I copied from one he sent to me. I agree 100%...fuck the big 3..I may have that put on a t-shirt..

Saving the Big 3 for You and Me ...a message from Michael Moore
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
Friends,
I drive an American car. It's a Chrysler. That's not an endorsement. It's more like a cry for pity. And now for a decades-old story, retold ad infinitum by tens of millions of Americans, a third of whom have had to desert their country to simply find a damn way to get to work in something that won't break down:
My Chrysler is four years old. I bought it because of its smooth and comfortable ride. Daimler-Benz owned the company then and had the good grace to place the Chrysler chassis on a Mercedes axle and, man, was that a sweet ride!
When it would start.
More than a dozen times in these years, the car has simply died. Batteries have been replaced, but that wasn't the problem. My dad drives the same model. His car has died many times, too. Just won't start, for no reason at all.
A few weeks ago, I took my Chrysler in to the Chrysler dealer here in northern Michigan -- and the latest fixes cost me $1,400. The next day, the vehicle wouldn't start. When I got it going, the brake warning light came on. And on and on.
You might assume from this that I couldn't give a rat's ass about these miserably inept crapmobile makers down the road in Detroit city. But I do care. I care about the millions whose lives and livelihoods depend on these car companies. I care about the security and defense of this country because the world is running out of oil -- and when it runs out, the calamity and collapse that will take place will make the current recession/depression look like a Tommy Tune musical.
And I care about what happens with the Big 3 because they are more responsible than almost anyone for the destruction of our fragile atmosphere and the daily melting of our polar ice caps.
Congress must save the industrial infrastructure that these companies control and the jobs they create. And it must save the world from the internal combustion engine. This great, vast manufacturing network can redeem itself by building mass transit and electric/hybrid cars, and the kind of transportation we need for the 21st century.
And Congress must do all this by NOT giving GM, Ford and Chrysler the $34 billion they are asking for in "loans" (a few days ago they only wanted $25 billion; that's how stupid they are -- they don't even know how much they really need to make this month's payroll. If you or I tried to get a loan from the bank this way, not only would we be thrown out on our ear, the bank would place us on some sort of credit rating blacklist).
Two weeks ago, the CEOs of the Big 3 were tarred and feathered before a Congressional committee who sneered at them in a way far different than when the heads of the financial industry showed up two months earlier. At that time, the politicians tripped over each other in their swoon for Wall Street and its Ponzi schemers who had concocted Byzantine ways to bet other people's money on unregulated credit default swaps, known in the common vernacular as unicorns and fairies.
But the Detroit boys were from the Midwest, the Rust (yuk!) Belt, where they made real things that consumers needed and could touch and buy, and that continually recycled money into the economy (shocking!), produced unions that created the middle class, and fixed my teeth for free when I was ten.
For all of that, the auto heads had to sit there in November and be ridiculed about how they traveled to D.C. Yes, they flew on their corporate jets, just like the bankers and Wall Street thieves did in October. But, hey, THAT was OK! They're the Masters of the Universe! Nothing but the best chariots for Big Finance as they set about to loot our nation's treasury.
Of course, the auto magnates used be the Masters who ruled the world. They were the pulsating hub that all other industries -- steel, oil, cement contractors -- served. Fifty-five years ago, the president of GM sat on that same Capitol Hill and bluntly told Congress, what's good for General Motors is good for the country. Because, you see, in their minds, GM WAS the country.
What a long, sad fall from grace we witnessed on November 19th when the three blind mice had their knuckles slapped and then were sent back home to write an essay called, "Why You Should Give Me Billions of Dollars of Free Cash." They were also asked if they would work for a dollar a year. Take that! What a big, brave Congress they are! Requesting indentured servitude from (still) three of the most powerful men in the world. This from a spineless body that won't dare stand up to a disgraced president nor turn down a single funding request for a war that neither they nor the American public support. Amazing.
Let me just state the obvious: Every single dollar Congress gives these three companies will be flushed right down the toilet. There is nothing the management teams of the Big 3 are going to do to convince people to go out during a recession and buy their big, gas-guzzling, inferior products. Just forget it. And, as sure as I am that the Ford family-owned Detroit Lions are not going to the Super Bowl -- ever -- I can guarantee you, after they burn through this $34 billion, they'll be back for another $34 billion next summer.
So what to do? Members of Congress, here's what I propose:
1. Transporting Americans is and should be one of the most important functions our government must address. And because we are facing a massive economic, energy and environmental crisis, the new president and Congress must do what Franklin Roosevelt did when he was faced with a crisis (and ordered the auto industry to stop building cars and instead build tanks and planes): The Big 3 are, from this point forward, to build only cars that are not primarily dependent on oil and, more importantly to build trains, buses, subways and light rail (a corresponding public works project across the country will build the rail lines and tracks). This will not only save jobs, but create millions of new ones.
2. You could buy ALL the common shares of stock in General Motors for less than $3 billion. Why should we give GM $18 billion or $25 billion or anything? Take the money and buy the company! (You're going to demand collateral anyway if you give them the "loan," and because we know they will default on that loan, you're going to own the company in the end as it is. So why wait? Just buy them out now.)
3. None of us want government officials running a car company, but there are some very smart transportation geniuses who could be hired to do this. We need a Marshall Plan to switch us off oil-dependent vehicles and get us into the 21st century.
This proposal is not radical or rocket science. It just takes one of the smartest people ever to run for the presidency to pull it off. What I'm proposing has worked before. The national rail system was in shambles in the '70s. The government took it over. A decade later it was turning a profit, so the government returned it to private/public hands, and got a couple billion dollars put back in the treasury.
This proposal will save our industrial infrastructure -- and millions of jobs. More importantly, it will create millions more. It literally could pull us out of this recession.
In contrast, yesterday General Motors presented its restructuring proposal to Congress. They promised, if Congress gave them $18 billion now, they would, in turn, eliminate around 20,000 jobs. You read that right. We give them billions so they can throw more Americans out of work. That's been their Big Idea for the last 30 years -- layoff thousands in order to protect profits. But no one ever stopped to ask this question: If you throw everyone out of work, who's going to have the money to go out and buy a car?
These idiots don't deserve a dime. Fire all of them, and take over the industry for the good of the workers, the country and the planet.
What's good for General Motors IS good for the country. Once the country is calling the shots.
Yours,Michael MooreMMFlint@aol.comMichaelMoore.com
P.S. I will be on Keith Olbermann tonight (8pm/10pm/midnight ET) to discuss this further on MSNBC.

YO...STUMBLE THIS!

this will have to hold you until I have a brain storm and think of something to write about.

ANOTHER YAFTA

Remember back when I told you to go read my friend Kevin's blog about the Face of Gay Adoption?...Well, Kevin has starting doing posts on how they came by those 4 beautiful babies. It's a yafta...(you have to)..I've cried at everyone..Read what the Mother and Grandfather did to these kids and how Kevin and his partner Ron saved them. These two lovely men gave 4 kids a home that no one else would even consider. They were 'damaged' and no one would take all 4 of them. Trust me, you'll feel anger and the kids family and then respect for these 2 mine men that rescued them...
http://casadr.wordpress.com/