I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

..............SNIPPETS FROM DAM NEWS..............

There are a bunch of those little t-tiny articles that I love so much in the Dallas Morning News...my favorite paper, next to the Texas Observer..
It's lik
e they are telling the news...but it the smallest print and stuck between the misprints and the Macy's sale ad..Here are a few little bits of interesting news...
"I
mean, you can't get a can of cream of mushroom soup at Whole Foods for .59 cents, or anything with Velveeta!"...Ann Spicer, lamenting the demise of her East Dallas Minyard's, which will be replaced later this year by the upscale organic grocer...
I don't know why...but that just cracked me up...I fell into the floor laughing....anything with Velveeta....whoooooshit!...that's funny..

"You are the most powerful country in the world, and you can't control your border with Mexico. How do you expect Syria to control our border with Iraq?" Syrian president Bashar al-Assad, on the prospect for closing down terrorist access to Iraq(ABC World News Tonight, Monday)



"We are telling the world that we don't deserve a state because we are murdering each other and destroying our universities, colleges, mosques, and hospitals. Today I'm ashamed to say that I'm a Palestinian."..Shireen Atlyeh, Palestinian mother of three, on the fighting between Hamas and Fatah.(Jerusalem Post, last Sunday.)


Senator:Take Texas justice international..
Austin--With so many non-violent Mexican citizens clogging an increasingly jammed Texas prison system, a state lawmaker thinks it may be time for Texas to set up its own prison in Mexico.State officials fear a looming crunch in Texas's prison system. As of Dec.31,8,058 Mexican nationals were among the 152,671 convicts in 110 Texas prisons. About half of those Mexican prisoners are considered nonviolent and would be prime to se
nd to a prison in Mexico, said Sen.Craig Estes,R-Wichita Falls. Texas prison officials won't comment on pending legislation, but Sen. John Whitmire, chairman of the Senate Criminal Justice Committee, put the idea on death row, saying it is "unconstitutional and unworkable."

Personally I think if you become an American citizen and commit a felony your citizenship should be revoked and your ass sent back where you came from...but then I'm an asshole ....

MAN ADMITS PROSTITUTION SMUGGLING..
A Mexican citizen pleaded guilty to smuggling women into the U.S. to work as prostitutes at brothels in 13 cities across the country, including
Dallas and Fort Worth.These brothels catered to illegal immigrants who paid $40 each to have sex with the women. Some of the women had sex with up to 40 men a day and none were allowed to leave the brothels on their own. They were moved weekly by bus or plane to other brothels operated by the ring across the country.

sigh*......There is more to the illegal immigration problem than some hard working family man wanting to do better for his family...Over 200 of the ones arrested in the country wide raid in Cactus and other places were arrested for identity theft..

This bit o
f news sorta made me laugh...then I felt bad about laughing at their hardship...then I said fuck it...what goes around ...comes around..to bite you in the buttinsky...
NO RACE FOR THIS "WHITE HOUSE"
Crawford, Texas..from wire reports...
Near the lone stoplight on Main Street, a for-sale sign hangs from a dusty window where a souvenir shop used to sell cufflinks, cowboy boots and denim shirts emblazoned "The Western White House."
Another gift store across the street is shuttered too, though a sign says it will reopen elsewhere. and the biggest souvenir shop In Crawford is reporting, a drop in sales.
Norma N
elson Crow closed her Crawford Country Style store three months ago.
"I feel
so strongly about the president that I wanted to continue to support him any way I could," she said. "But I'm distressed about the poll numbers and think it was a combination of things: that and the protesters."
Sales started to slide in 2005, as much as 20 percent in each of the first two quarters of 2006.
Ms Crow suggested that the anti-war demonstrations that Cindy Sheehan started in Crawford in 2005 have led some tourists to stay away.
Another possible reason given for the business downturn:Mr. Bush did not
visit his ranch in 2006 as often as he did.

Boo.....fucking Hoo...! Gee, do you think ONE of the reasons is that everyone thinks Bush is a lying, asshole and don't want to buy a coffee cup with I heart Barney on it..?????..
As I often say....the Goddess works in mysterious ways...

Or in the wo
rds of the great leader, teacher and friend of other Comic strips...Opus...."The trouble with having an open mind is that people keep coming along and sticking things in it."....















Saturday, February 10, 2007

MOLLY IVINS CAN'T SAY THAT...CAN SHE?


I was over at the Texas Observer reading the memorials to Molly ..she used to be asst. Editor there before she went to the New York Times..and still donated money to them and probably left them money in her will...if you get a chance you should read it..especially if you are a liberal in Texas...I know you're out there...... I can hear you whimpering...
Ok...to the reason of this post..In one of the memorials I don't remember by who....(whom?)they were telling about the time they followed Molly in giving a speech...weeks after she had been in the town... The people were still raising hell, and freaking out over what she had said...I think it was some pan handle city like Abilene, Texas or some hard shell, conservative city...anyhow..he couldn't get anyone to tell him what she had said...They acted like if they repeated it they would die of shame....
Every one was upset and in a snit, but no one would tell him what she said.Finally he got pissed and yelled at someone..'Just tell me what Molly Ivins said!'.....
This is what she said:"The three most over rated things in America are Mack Trucks, teenage pussy and the FBI."............


Damn...I miss her...

I E-MAILED THE GODDESS....


She said not to worry...Anna Nicole and Marilyn were currently at the spa getting a manicure, pedicure, and their roots done...Then they were going to go shopping for new frocks,something low cut and skin tight....They had a date later on in the evening with the Kennedy brothers....Death don't suck...

Friday, February 09, 2007

SOMETHING NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT BUT ME





And... maybe Babs and Sooner...I'm sorry, but there has been enough deaths, sad news and shit I don't have any control over..So I'm going to post about something that makes me happy and I did have some control over...The Cowboy's have a new coach..and I picked him..Now I know you're thinking...Jackiesue....you had nothing to do with it...Jerry Jones makes all the decisions about the Cowboys...But that is bullshit..The day I heard that Parcel's left the Cowboy's and saw the list of coaches that were going to apply for the job...I said...Wade Phillips is going to get the job..No one believed me..they joshed..they poo-pooed me...ha...I spit on your poo-pooing..I am the man..er...the woman...I knew that ole Jones was going to go with a Texas boy...uh..man..We've had our full of them fucking yankee's coming down here to Texas and telling us how they did it up north..This is what I have to say about yankee Dallas Cowboy coaches..'If you ain't from Texas you ain't for shit.'...So...Wild 'tuna', don't let the door hitcha where the Goddess splitcha..Go back to Jersey and take a nap..Because Bum's boy is at the helm of the Cowboys now...
I expec
t great things with him and our rookie Quarterback Tony Romo..Romo needs to be worked with..not smacked down like the Tuna did...
Too
bad Bum couldn't take the job, but at 82 I reckun'
he's a tad old. I always loved Bum, he was the best, so I figure the acorn doesn't fall to far from the tree, and
Wade should be able to get the job done without screaming and cussing and making more enemies than friends..I predict..............a Super Bowl ......if I'm right..I will say nana nana boo boo...stick your head in doo doo, I told you so..If I'm wrong, I will deny it all...
The only scary thing about me and Jerry both picking Wade Phillips for the head coach, is we are actually in agreement on something..That's one of the seven signs of the coming of the end..S
o I figure...the Cowboys will go to the Super Bowl and win...then the clouds will part, the Goddess blow the whistle and say:"Games over motherfuckers."..and zap us into eternity..
fuckme till they throw a yellow flag.........

Thursday, February 08, 2007

ANOTHER TEXAS GIRL GONE..


She may not have given the world what Ann Richards and Molly Ivins gave to us...But she deserved better than this....Dead in Hollywood, Fla. 2-8-07.........Anna Nicole Smith....

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

.......SHADY LANE.......1967.......




This was taken by Cosmopolitan Cover photographer Fred Smith, New York, City...or as she likes to say 42 years and 42 lbs ago..Trust me..she still looks good...

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

.......IT'S A GOOD THING I LIVE ALONE.......



Since I have found out that I am a diabetic, my eating habits have changed. Before I would have some rice with my winter soups or some noodles, or some bread. ..Now I have replaced it with beans..which means I put white beans, black beans, red beans, brown beans or split peas in my soups and stews...split peas aren't a bean but they make me fart too..This amount of beans added to my diet has given me the worse case of gas I have ever had in my entire life..I am a rolling, sitting, walking, sleeping fart machine..If Annie wasn't so high on catnip she would have abandoned the apartment by now..I have incense burning, candles in every room and I get up and spray the apartment down with Fabreeze every thirty minutes or so...just for me..Annie just sniffs more catnip...It has gotten so bad, I have put a small pillow under one cheek of my ass, so I don't have to lean and cock to fart now..20 years from now you will be able to dust the farts out of that chair and drop people to their knees...I don't know why I am telling you all this...just wanted to share..
Ol Lady sent me a new hard drive...Won't go into details in how she acquire
d this hard drive, as I don't want the Canadian Mounties to come kick my door in..But for some reason it isn't working and I am sure it is all my fault..I never listen to instructions and she told me to not put the disc in to save it if I needed it..so first thing I did was try to run the disc(windows 2000xp-pro)so now when I try to start computer it says I am missing something and to reboot and press any key to continue..nothing happens.. I have Ol Lady on the phone on line with her friend and she keeps telling me,"don't touch anything..don't touch anything"..I can't help myself, you tell me not to do something....I'm going to do it..so I was silently going touch touch touch and touching the screen..I'm such a 4 year old...
I have taken all of the towers apart and switched hard drives, twenty ele
ven times..I can do this shit in my sleep now...and for your information Sooner, you don't go in from the back...you go in from the side...and I took the points and look how well that worked for me...but I can play chopsticks on the piano now..(inside joke)...If that isn't bad enough...my Mazda is making weird noises..Had to get up at 5:22 am to take David O's daughter Sara to the school as she has to run for track...and the truck was making strange noises, jerking and stalling..freaked me out..not a lot of people out and about at 6am in West..made it back ok, and then today I went to the library and it was doing it again..I had checked the oil/water..all ok..so left the engine running,opened the hood and smelled..I can smell an auto and pretty much figure out what is wrong...(ask Mojo she will tell you this is true)..It didn't smell like an electrical problem, or a burning problem, or oil, or fuel, and there wasn't a heat smell... I noticed it was worse when I was running the heater..so I looked and smelled...and ..it's the belt..so will call and see what a belt costs and see if I can't get Mary Ruth's son Vincent to fix it at his house..He is a pretty fair mechanic..I would do it, but think my crawling under trucks and cars fixing things is pretty much over...besides my tits won't fit under the truck..
fuckme till my belt slips...

.......ANONYMOUS PACKAGE IN THE MAIL.......


Today when I went to the mail boxes I found a package..to Jackie Sue Denney.....so it's someone who knows me as most of my mail is to Jacque Denney..I open it up and find two packages of kitty treats..nice kitty treats...and a baggie full of what I think is marijuana...Hey I haven't smoked reefer in years, what do I know...So I look at it closely and think ...no..someone has sent me some sort of bulbs packed in dirt....no....I look closer...there are little deformed looking mice in there...So I open it up and it still smells like reefer to me..but it's catnip..and there are a bunch of different sized toy mice stuffed in this huge baggie of kitty reefer..The minute I opened the baggie, Annie jumped off the couch and ran over to the chair and did that weird open mouth smelling ...she would sniff the bag and then open her mouth and look at me ..'like..hey..don't bogey the catnip.'...I tossed one of the mice(and they look so real, it's scary)...across the room and Judas Priest..she went fucking nuts...she grabbed it up, and took off, throwing it up in the air, running around the room, up on the couch, jumping across the tables,down the hall way to the bedroom, under the bed, into the bathroom, back in the living room, back down the hall, before she finally came prancing back in the living room with it clutched in her teeth, fell on the shit brick carpet and proceeded to kill it..They come in different sizes but she likes the tiny ones that really look like mice..the bigger one with the bell on the tail, doesn't interest her to much...and she loves the treats..Now..the problem? I don't know who sent it..am I on some cat treat mailing list?...Do I have a secret admirer...?..Well, actually does Annie have a secret admirer as the package may have been addressed to me..but it was for Annie..Unless this is someone's way of calling me a pussy...So...who ever you are....Annie thanks you...and says if it's not too much trouble ...can you send Junebugg's cat Rufus down for a little R&R...?
That cat up top is not Annie, but she looks just like her..

Monday, February 05, 2007

.......MOJO'S BACK.......




Mojo called me and we are speaking again..and ain't that grand..She is doing wonderful...is going to go on a 3-4 week trip to England, Ireland, Amsterdam and ????...not sure..She is doing flower arrangements for the de young museum in San Francisco..If I can get them to print..will bring up her pictures...(I did, I did.She is still working at her other job and got her disability from SS, which she has been trying to get for 3 years...so that is terrific too..)
Her flowers are the ones on the left...I think if you double click on them you can enlarge the picture...

da bears.......lost...

Thursday, February 01, 2007

RAINING IN TEXAS...RAINING IN MY HEART

I don't even know where to start...It does seem fitting that yesterday and today ...it's raining in Texas...I think it would be just horrible if the sun was shining and all was right with the world...The world will never be right again...at least for me...
Wed. Molly Ivins, columnist, best-selling author and partisan wit died after a long and recurring battle with breast cancer..She was 62 years old...a year younger than me..
Molly was a liberal in Texas....sometimes think she and I were the only two...She wrote a twice-weekly column that appeared in over 300 newspapers..She lived in Austin, and her commen
tary appeared in every National magazine from Harper's to Playboy, and you could hear her Texas accent on every TV, radio show from 60 Minutes to The News Hour with Jim Lehrer. She didn't just pick on republicans, she took a poke at anyone she thought was full of crap and wasn't doing the right thing..
When Gore-Bush
had their presidential debate in 2000 she said:"It's like having Ted Baxter of the old "Mary Tyler Moore' show running for president:Gore has Ted's manner and Bush has his brain."
She said of ultraconservative U.S.Rep. Jim Collins, R-Dallas, in the early 1980's: "If his IQ slips any
lower, we'll have to water him twice a day."
T
he White House on Wednesday released a statement by President Bush, who she referred to as "Shrub," expressing his condolences to Ms. Ivins' family and friends:"Molly Ivins was a Texas original..I respected her convictions, her passionate belief in the power of words, and her ability to turn a phrase..Her quick wit and commitment to her beliefs will be missed."(everything he lacks..)
Gov. Rick Perry, frequently a target for Ms. Ivins' barbs, said in a statement,"Molly Ivins' clever and colorful perspectives on people and politic
s gained her national acclaim and admiration that crossed party lines."(she's the one that came up with the 'good hair Perry' line, that I stole)
In Austin recently, former President Bill Clinton took special note of the columnist:"I want to say a special word of appreciation to someone who was good when she praised me and painfully good when she criticized me. Molly Ivins, thank you for being a great journalist and a great lover of Texas and the United States."(as she said about him when he became President...'You gotta dance with the one that brung ya.")
This is a snippet from the 2003 Commencement at the Columbia school of Journalism.
"The right
wing nuts-with whom I have always lived in Texas..and if you are, by the way, feeling depressed about the state of the nation, the world and the possibilities of doing honest journalism in this country--I am here to cheer you up.
What y
ou do every morning when you wake up, thinking things are hard--is you say to yourself,thank God, I don't have to do this in Texas. And,for those of you who wind up in Texas, call me, I'll buy you some beers.

You may get fired, you may get in trouble.But have fun anyway, 'cause, as Willie Nelson sings, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. So, as you all go forth unafraid, to raise hell and rock the boat, you keep working at getting some laughter and some fun into the whole deal..Thank you.

She was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1999. It came back in 2003 and returned again in November 2005...
She ofte
n gave speaches about the First Amendment and surviving breast cancer, bringing grim humor to describe this horrible disease.
"Hav
ing breast cancer is massive amounts of no fun. First they mutilate you; then they burn you. I have been on blind dates better than that."
Last
year at a fund raiser for the progressive monthly Texas Observer, she yanked off her wig to reveal her bald head and said she was making a "shameless exploitation" of her cancer to help the cause.."We might as well do something useful because God knows I don't need another casserole," she said.
She was born Mary Tyler Ivins in Monterrey, Calif,. but her family moved to Houston soon after...In the early 1960's she attended Smith College, got involved in the civil rights movement and was struck by the realization that she said creates all Southern liberals:"Once you figure out
they are lying to you about race, you start to question everything."
When
she went into journalism, female reporters were relegated to the women's pages and she said she knew she'd have to get an advanced degree to break out.
"As a fledgling female reporter I had two splendid models to choose from--Brenda Starr and Poteet Canyon," she joked.
Her first newspaper job was in the complaints department of the Houston Cronicle, where she advanced to eventually write about road closings. She referred to herself as the "sewer reporter."
In Minneapolis, she went on to write about the movements for social change. But in 1970, longing for food with spice in it, she returned to her ho
me state and became co-editor of the Texas Observer. It was there she specialized in covering the sometimes raucous, scandal-laden and colorful Texas Legislature.
She caught the attention of the New York Times, and they hired her in 1976 as a political reporter and sent her out west to cover nine states as the Rocky Mountain bureau chief. She said she was named chief because there was no one else in the bureau.
While at the Times, she wrote the obituary for Elvis Presley, and later described the scene of grieving, swarming fans as part Shriners'
convention and part national cheerleading camp.
She finall
y parted ways with the Times after she covered a New Mexico community chicken festival and wanted to refer to it as "a gang pluck."
She then wrote for the Dallas Times Herald, and when it shut down, she went to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. She later became independent, writing for a syndicate in 2001.
Along the way, she also wrote 6 best selling books, the most recent being "Who Let the Dogs In?"in 2004,and "
Bushwacked:Life in George W. Bush's America."
She wrote about her cancer, and that it forced her to face mortality, but it didn't trick her into becoming a better person.
"I am one of those people who are out of touch with their emotions like unpleasant relatives--a long distance call once or twice a year is more than enough. If I got in touch with them, they might come to stay."
"I believe ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth." she wrote..
Never marrying, she is survived by her sister Sara(Ivins)Maley of Albuquerque,N.M., and brother Andy Ivins of London,Texas: sister-in-law Carla Ivins, nephew Drew and niece Darby; niece Margot Hutchinson and her husband, Neil, and their children Sam, Andy and Charlie of San Diego, Calif. and nephew Paul Maley and his wife Karianna, and their children Marty, Anneli, and Finnbar of Eltham, Victoria, Australia.

Some of my favorite quotes:
On conservative presidential candidate Pat Buchanan:"Many people did not care for Pat Buchanan's speech;it probably sounded better in the original German." published in The Nation, Sept.14,1992
On humor:"There are two kinds of humor. One kind that makes us chuckle about our foibles and our shared humanity--like what Garrison Keillor does. The other kind holds people up to public contempt and ridicule--that's what I do. Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at teh powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel--it's vulgar." published in People, Dec. 9,1991.
On Americans:"I think there's more of us who still believe that Elvis is alive than understand the Theory of Relativity, but that's all right.It's fun to live in a country with some peculiar people. How boring it would be if everybody was quite sane."..from Defining Americans, on NPR, July3,1997.
On vegetarianism:"I know vegetarians don't like to hear this, but God made an awful lot of land that's good for nothing but grazing."published in the Raleigh News and Observer.July 15,2001.
On gun control:"I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don't ricochet. And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives." published in the Charleston Gazette. July,19,1994
On Texas:"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults." on CBS News' Sunday Morning, Jan 5,1992.

But I think my favorite is:Speaking truth to power is the best job in any democracy, she explained. It took her to towns across the great yet battered land to say:"So keep on fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it.Lord, let your laughter ring forth. be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. And when you get through kickin' as and celebratin' the sheer joy of a good fight, be sure to tell those who come after how much fun it was."

I'll do my best Molly......I'll do my best...

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

.......HAND IN HAND.......





There were two different articles in the DAM news this morning...but one is entirely linked to the other...makes my red neck ass red..Follow the bouncing ball my friends..follow the bouncing ball...
DYNCORP FAULTED FOR IRAQ SPENDING...Inspecto
rs cites millions in discrepancies; firm defends actions..
by To
dd Robberson-staff writer-
A federal inspec
tor looking into the performance of DynCorp International said Tuesday that he had identified tens of millions of dollars worth of accounting discrepancies, missing weapons and unauthorized billings by the Dallas-area employer.
Stuart W. Bowen Jr., the special inspector general for Iraq reconstruction, criticized both the State Department and Virgin
ia-based DynCorp, for what he called lax accounting and monitoring procedures related to a camp-construction contract for police trainers in Iraq.
The contract was for 1,048 trailers and an Olympic-size swimming pool to
be built for police trainers in Baghdad and else-where in Iraq.
Mr. Bowen's report cited $43.8 million in State Department expend
itures for a camp that was never used by police trainers. It said DynCorp had billed the department for $4.2 million in unauthorized work related to the contract.
It added that the State Department "may have spent
another $36.4 million for weapons and equipment, including armored vehicles, body armor and communications equipment that cannot be accounted for."
A Dallas Morning News series in December, which was cited in Ms. Schakowsky's announcement Tuesday, identified potentially life threatening lapses involving DynCorp's management of weapons, armored vehicles and body armor in Iraq and Afghanistan.
The t
roubled stabilization and reconstruction effort, which has made private contractors the second-largest force in Iraq behind the U.S. military, has prompted members of Congress to seek a re-examination of the U.S. mission there.
Mr. Bowen's report said the State Department's Bureau of International Narcotics and Law Enforcement had initiated its own investigation of DynCorp's billing practices in late 2005 and quoted an int
ernal department report as saying, "INL cannot determine if the bureau received what it paid for."


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Second a
rticle...........Associated Press
SURVEY SAYS HUNDREDS OF GI'S LACKED CRUCIAL PROTECTIVE GEAR.

Armor absent at times in Iraq, Afghanistan.
Washington- Hundreds of U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have experienced shortages of key protective equipment including armored vehicles, roadside bomb countermeasures and communications gear, a Pentagon survey released Tuesday shows.?"
The Defense Department Inspector General's Office polled roughly 1,200 se
rvice members and found they weren't always adequately equipped for their missions. The troops were interviewed in Iraq and Afghanistan last May and June.
Those surveyed reported short-comings with vehicles outfitted with armor; "crew-served weapons," which are weapons it takes more than one person to handle, such as artillery or a large machine gun; electronic
countermeasure devices, such as equipment designed to foil roadside bombs by interfering with cellphone signals that may be used to detonate them; and communication equipment.
The survey found that those not getting needed gear include troops performing untr
aditional missions such as training, reconstruction, detainee operations and explosive ordnance disposal.
In some cases, they went ahead with the work anyway, used informal means to get what they needed or canceled or put off operations while waiting for equipment, the report summary said.
The report found the U.S. Central Command and the Army's internal equipment controls inadequate and recommends improvements.
Only a summary of the findings were made public; much of the report is classified.
Gee! I won
der why? I wonder how many of those soldiers shipped home in those coffins died because DynCorp pocketed the money supposed to be spent on weapons?...Wonder who they sold them too instead of them going to our soldiers?....
I have a lot more questions to ask, but these 2 articles have given me such a head ache, I'm afraid if I think about it much longer, my brain will explode...
Fuckme till I'm classified...
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

.......THE FOX IS IN THE HEN HOUSE.......





News from my Dallas Morning News....fuckity fuck fuck fuck!...
The Fox...is in the Hen house...oh, wait..it's the White House...
BUSH BOOSTS SWAY OVER PROTECTION AGENCIES

Washington....President Bush has signed a directive that gives the White House much greater control over the rules and policy statements that the government develops to protect public health, safety, the environment,(what's he going to do..? he is just now admitting that there might be such a thing as global warming) civil rights(tell that to all the folks that got left behind after Katrina blew through.)and privacy.(What fucking privacy?...They're listening in on our phone calls, read our mail and emails, have satellite's watching us in our sleep and know what we read at the library.)
In an executive order published last week in the Federal Register, Mr. Bush said each agency must have a regulatory policy office(one of HIS people...doh) run by a political appointee to supervise the development of rules and documents providing guidance to regulated industries. The White House will thus have a gatekeeper(tattletale, ass kissing jerkoff) in each agency to analyze the costs and the benefits of new rules and to make sure the agencie
s carry out the president's priorities.(His priorities are making bucks for him, his Daddy and his cronies)
This stren
gthens the hand of the White House in shaping rules that have , in the past, often been generated by civil servants and scientific experts.(we already knows what he thinks about scientists..they don't know anything...he knows it all...) It suggests that the administration still has ways to exert its power after the takeover of Congress by the Democrats.(remember folks...Impeachment isn't just for blow jobs)
The White House said the executive order was not meant to rein in any one agenc
y. But business executives and consumer advocates said the administration was particularly concerned about rules and guidance issued by the Environmental Protection Agency and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration.
In an
interview on Monday, Jeffrey Rosen, general counsel at the White House Office of Management and Budget, said, "This is a classic good-government measure that will make federal agencies more open and accountable."(If you believe this...I have some land to sell you in West, Texas that has oil on it..................It's called The Tiger Shop One Stop Gas Station.)
Business groups welcomed the executive order, saying it had the potential to reduce what they saw as the burden of federal regulations.(Yeah, they got tired of them fucking federal agencies telling them they were polluting, skinning the American people and fucking over the poor by them fat cat drug agencies.) Consumer, labor and environmental groups deno
unced it, saying it gave to much control to the White House and would hinder agencies efforts to protect the public. (where the hell is Superman when we really need him?)
Rep. Henry W
axman,D-Calif., chairman of the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, said:"The executive order allows the political staff at the White House to dictate decisions on health and safety issues, even if the government's own impartial experts disagree. This is a terrible way to govern, but great news for special interests."(see..business cronies)
I don't know how to make this any plainer...We are going to be butt fucked by Bus
h...He has spent the last 6 years getting us used to being in the bend over position, swabbing us down with petroleum jelly and now...It's the big fucking...
Everything up till now has been foreplay..this...this my dear friends..is the big climax...get out your cigarettes my f
riends..he's going to give it to us good....
fuckme till.....oh ...wait...he already has....

anyone got a light?