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Monday, April 28, 2008


Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines inthe Original Star Wars Trilogy
Star Wars / A New Hope

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
The Empire Strikes Back

10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
Return of the Jedi

10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."
But of course, one of the best is - "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"And another bonus:Vader: "My son is with them."Emperor: "Are you sure?"Vader: "I have... felt him... my master"Emperor: "...strange that I have not..."
May the Force be with you!

ok...i stole this from stumble upon...but cracked me up....


old enough to moan said...

Couldn't get 'into it' myself!

I did try 'hard' once or twice though but I never saw it through to the end.

billy pilgrim said...

i could never figure out how those movies made so much money.

after reading those lines, i still can't figure it out.

Kalibitch said...

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie"

Christie said...

There is definitely a disturbance in the force. It may be you. Jackiesue you are just having too much fun as usual.

texlahoma said...

"May the force be with you!" my wife use to say that before sex. Now she says "Abandon all hope ye who enter here."

Big Tex said...

LOL, funny!

"Give yourself to the Dark Side!" Wait, actually I think that's a line from Shaft...

yellowdog granny said...

OETM:I wasn't a great fan but i watched the first 3 movies, but none of the last 3..
bp:they had some great special effects at the time...
kali:yeah, chewy..grab me 'right here'....ahh, better...
christie:i live to have too much fun...
tex:at least she didn't call you chewie..
bigtex:now THAT'S funny...

Sling said...

Suddenly,Star Wars just got a lot ickier.

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McRaven said...

May the Swartz? be with you!

Kulkuri said...

Just shows to go ya, that it all depends on context. Taken one way they are just corny movie lines and taken another they are....

Nan said...

The first three movies are entertaining; the second three are pretentious crap. The S.O. and I tried watching one of them (Clone Wars) the other night when one of the cable channels ran it. The dialogue was wooden and the overall pace so slow and muddled that we gave up on it.

Anne Johnson said...

I have a warm spot in my heart for Darth Vader. It's a long story.

LostInCO said...

oh no! I like Star Wars. I will never be able to watch it again w/o my mind going into the gutter.

rebecca said...

Aaahhahahaaaa! Hilarious! I'll never watch it the same again as long as I live!

My kids have the trilogy and it gets watched A LOT at my house. They'll wonder why Mommy's laughing so hard!

sageweb said...

That was good, since I have never seen any of the star wars I will have to watch them now.

jan said...

Loved these. Must copy and paste to all my force be with you friends.

Jez said...

The husband will love this!

Nit Wit said...

Mind in the gutter, I love it!
Getting closer to the top...

yellowdog granny said...

sling:i have this vision of luke masterbating and obi wan's voice saying may the force be with you..ha
mcraven:oh yes, thanks mel brooks..
kulkuri:yup...all in the tone..ha..
nan:im with you..the first 3 were good,but the last 3 were made for the money..
anne:now that's a story i wanna hear..
lost:well, then the post wasn't a total loss ..ha.
rebecca:glad you liked it..
sage:dont' bother with the last 3 ..they sucked..
jan:it's pretty funny alright..
jez:good, he needs a good laugh..
nitwit:your almost there, yes, yes, yes, alllllmost...there...YES!

Josh said...

Awesome. No wonder teenage boys like the movies so much!