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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

STUMBLEUPON....









I can't help myself...but soon as I saw this I knew I had to pass the word on about the newest religion...I may convert...maybe be a dudette?...

Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world - Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh...lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you'd like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we'll help you get started. Right after a little nap.First, you might want to get ordained as a Dudeist priest.If you like, please visit our new store.
(c) dudeism.com. all rights reserved. illustration by
Colin Cotterill

17 comments:

Big Tex said...

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not amused by this apostasy. Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

I'm not sure why the video on my blog isn't working - maybe just high traffic or something. You may want to try it again later, it's pretty funny. If you still have trouble with it later, let me know - I thought I embedded it right, but you never know.

Babs said...

I totally support the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He rules, right behind the Goddess of course.

Kalibitch said...

Dude.

Winston said...

What video? Also can't ready that blue text on black background. Finally had to highlight it all just to see what the hell you're talking about.

I went, I drank the koolaid, and I signed up. Old Winston is now an official Ordained Dude. Got a certificate and everything. Cool... Smoke 'em if ya got 'em, dudes and dudettes. Chill...

mapiprincesa! said...

Duuuude...

Love it.

Be well, Granny!

billy pilgrim said...

WHO IS THE #1 DUDE?

***THE BIG FUCKING LEBOWSKI**

the big lebowski is one of only 3 things on this planet i capitalize for.

Nit Wit said...

Dude Where's my God? Hafta go check that out. Got a big blank spot right after Stumbleupon on my screen.
I’m having video troubles too.
Especially with stuff from You Tube.
Gotta go study the art of Dude.

Big Pissy said...

Nope....no video.

I'll take your word for it.

joy said...

No video here either, but it sounds like my kind of religion!

McRaven said...

I'm going to say it loud and clear...I want the garden gnome. I tell you I want it, I must have it...

yellowdog granny said...

well fuck y'all..just go to dudeism.com and you can see the website...i knew that billy and nitwit would love it..im going to signup...i want to be a dude...actually i want to buy a dog just so i can name it duuuuude..sorry winston about the blue on black..I was trying to be artistic and it didn't work..
you guys have to go to the website..they tell you who the first dudes were and why...and you can be ordained and be a dude priest...i love it..and nice to know it's not just me with the utube video's, they haven't been working for me at all..and nancy...you got it.the gnome is coming your way..going to send the one, but don't be surprised if there are more of them when you get them as i think they breed in the dark.

tsduff said...

Maybe I'll switch over from the church of Google.

I want a gnome too.

Doralong said...

Damn, I may have finally found religion! Thanks Granny!

Jobkiller said...

I've been a convert since 1981.

Josh said...

And lo, it was revealed to the unwashed masses:

The Dude abides.

Josh said...

(Wonder if Dudeist priest is anything like Judas Priest?)

yellowdog granny said...

tsduff:will try and get the gnomes in the mail monday or tuesday...
dora:may the dude be with you..
jobkiller:dude bless you..
josh:amen...hmm, i wonder too...i saw judas priest all most as much as i say fuck...