I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Sunday, August 17, 2008

INNER PEACE

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace

The article read:"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished
and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a 6-pack of Dublin Dr Pepper, a bag of pork rinds, a small box of chocolates, 3 peaches, a can of cheeze wiz, and a kolache.
You have no idea how good I feel.

You may pass this on to those you feel are also in need of Inner

peace.

24 comments:

Josh said...

LOL!

If only laughing my ass off was a viable form of exercise... I'd be in shape in no time.

buddha_girl said...

Holy shit. And you didn't throw up?

Just reading the 'bag of pork rinds' made me dry heave. For real. Buddha thought I was going to blow chunks on the hardwoord floors!

LostInCO said...

What is kolache?
A whole 6 pack?!!!

jan said...

I finished eating three dark chocolate bars and I finished feeling guilty about anything.

yellowdog granny said...

josh:new exercise..laughing your ass off..
buddh:have to be chichironi's..they are a lot better than those wussy pork rinds..it's my favorite snack..no carbs..can eat all i want..
lic:it's a czech pastry and they are really good...
ok...im from texas, im allowed to lie..I had one..
jan:i love dark chocolate..i have had 4 sqares of dark chocoate and not send my blood sugar up if i don't eat any other carbs..and it lowers my blood pressure..good stuff that dark chocolate..

LostInCO said...

chichironi's! Ha so funny. I thought my abuelita made that word up!

Travis Erwin said...

I'll never be at peace.

mrsb said...

I'm off to finish my 6 pack of Smirnoff Ice. I expect inner peace to hit me any second.

Thanks for the advice, Granny!

YogaforCynics said...

I believe your spirit is at peace. My only question is...is your stomach at peace?

That Rude Girl said...

Pork rinds, peaches, AND cheez wiz? Ewww!

Glad you found inner peace though!

yellowdog granny said...

lic:oh it's a real word..it's also what we call small boobies..'look at her chichironies'..ha
abulita's never lie.
travis:you live in texas and you wrote a great book, how can you not be in peace?
mrsb:go in peace grasshopper.
yoga:oh yeah, im a texas we'e used to eating a lot of crap.
rudegirl;breakfast of champions..

Robin said...

Am remined of a rake who had defintions of "in her piece" and "on her." (inner peace and honor if no one is critically thinking...)

Yuck...got an email of when name calling isn't swearing and it was a female dog saying "HO!' to an innanimate hoe and the hoe saying "bitch" back at it.

Totally on a tangent here but the "inner peace" thing got me going!

I had ribs that SE smoked for 6 hours, jalapeno macaroni salad that I made (sooo good!), and fresh sweet corn. I finished what I started and felt damn good about it! Just wish to hell I had a kolache for in the morning...yum!

Nit Wit said...

If I eat and drink everything I've started I'll be at it for weeks and might never reach inner peace.
Plus I'll have to buy all new clothes in much bigger sizes.

yellowdog granny said...

robin:ok, I have to have the recipe for the jalopena macaroni...that sound soo good..
or the cartoon of the fan and the vacuum cleaner..vacuum cleaner says you blow to the fan and the fan says you suck to the vacuum cleaner...ok..we done here now?..ha
nitwit:well, like i said..i lied about what I ate..I could never eat a whole can of cheese wiz..or half the stuff I said..

old enough to moan said...

Mint! I was thinking of the decorating that needed doing and then when I read your post I ate a chocolate bar from start to finish and felt so much better.

McRaven said...

I was sitting here wondering what the heck am I missing...then I read this. Laughter, that is what I am missing. Thanks for the smiles!

Gadfly said...

And when you wake up from the fat-carb-salt overdose ... it's a brand new week

*chuckle*

sageweb said...

Wow you ate alot...but you found inner peace...what a bonus. I will never find inner peace unless I get a hole of a dublin dr. pepper.

yellowdog granny said...

oetm:dontcha feel better now?..ha
mcraven:that's what you get here..cheap laughs..
gaddy:hate to admit this but it was all a lie..i had one peach and about 2 hands full of chichironies..if i ate all that crap I'd be sick to my stomach.
sage:I'm going to buy a case of dublin dr pepper and send one to everyone that wants one..ha

catscratch said...

Awesome. I'm in good shape now too!!

citizen of the world said...

Inner peace not just because you finished what you started, but because you'd be in a coma for a while afterwards.

Karl said...

Good Afternoon Yellowdog Granny,

The next time I'd take a green crew out to sea, I'm going to suggest this as a way they find their inner peace. It should be very entertaining.

rosemary said...

I'm starting with green olives....ending with a glass of Kijafa cherry wine....a big damn glass.

Robin said...

YellowDogGranny?JackieSue...I need you! Went on a rant on my blog and it's right up your alley! Help me! WE (don't you love that I try roping you into these things!?) need to come up with a list of hurricane names that aren't too "anglo" (did you read that article?) I just tossed some off but I thought you'd be HYSTERICAL at this exercise! Have at it!