I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Thursday, August 27, 2009

SHITS AND GIGGLES



For all those guys who are King....................... Until their wife gets home.


Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender,"Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.""Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?""When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees.""Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"She said,"Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-shit."

16 comments:

jan said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Willym said...

BAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!

Rainwolf said...

Good one.

Intense Guy said...

LMAO!!! :)

. o O (now to work that into a spongebob dialogue...)

Rox said...

LOL Sounds like something I'd say!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hee hee! Thanks for the laugh!

apositivepessimist said...

heh heh.

texlahoma said...

:)

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I love that joke...I love that sign too..although I'm not so picky..you can be an asshole and come here...I have a fondness for some assholes..

Sling said...

I don't care what you say!..I'm not comin' out from under the bed.

rosemary said...

OK...My ass is laughed off too.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

sling I'm not telling you again...come out from under that bed..

EyeReckn said...

Sure glad I'm posting late... Was worried I was gonna have to check out, cuz I'm the CEO of Assholes, Inc.

sageweb said...

LOL

Yankee Girl said...

I want that sign for my front door!

Miss Healthypants said...

Hehehehehehehe! I love it! :)