.......MOTHERS DAY SCHMUTHERS DAY.......

Happy Mother's Day you mothers...I got a phone call this morning from Nancy(Dancecloud)and she wished me a Happy Mother's Day, which is about as sweet as you can get...Then Patsy, who works at Community Grocery Store called me about 9pm drunk and wished me a Happy Mother's Day, so I'm assuming her's didn't go well either.
I talked to Danny, damn I was supposed to call him back..forgot..I'm brain dead...he wished me a happy md also..his play went terrific by the way and is working on it to send it out to other reginal theaters..Hope it is a big hit everywhere..couldn't happen to a better or more deserving person.. I also got some great Mothers Day wishes and cards from Babs and Denise and wishes for a Happy Mothers Day from other blogger friends...thank you so much..they really meant alot to me...My Nephew Phillip and his wife Lorra came by and took me to lunch at the West Station Cafe and Spitoon Bar..we ate upstairs and it was really nice...I love them both, they are yellowdogs like me and Lorra is as radical as I am, but with out all the fuck's...They gave me an antique hat box with an antique hat in it...I laughed my ass off...I haven't wore a hat (other that straw cowboy hat) since I was a girl scout and wore those little beanie things. I looked at the hat and said..."I don't think so." But I love the hat box...We had typical Texas lunch...chicken fried steak, taters, salad and green beans..with lots of iced tea...I really did enjoy it and they have made plans to come down for the Westfest.That will be lots of fun..to take someone new to the fest...first time is always the best..Lord I used to raise some hell when I drank and went to the fest...They have huge beer tents with all the beer and you buy tickets for pivo(beer) and turn the tickets in for beer...I could drink a lot of pivo...plus all the foods, good lord the food...I think the best part of going to the fest was seeing people that I probably hadn't seen since the last fest...listening to Brave Combo play Smoke on the Water, being drunk enough to think that doing the chicken dance was cool..ha...
ANYHOW.... I had a great day with Philip and Lorra. Your know the old expression you can pick your friends and pick your nose but you can't pick your relatives?.....Well, I would have picked these two..
Rocky is still A.W.O.L...I hope he is still getting laid and not croaked out there someplace..he has been gone for almost 5 days(tomorrow)..and I'm thinking that is about how long he is usually gone when he is out Tom Catting...little fucker...I swear if he doesn't come home this time I am not getting anymore animals..really....no I relly mean it..no more cats,no more dogs, no birds except for them wild ones out in the yard...no snakes, or any gerbils or anything that eats or shits...they break your fucking heart...bastids...
I just heard the best news on tv......TOM CRUISE'S LASTEST M.I. 3, IS TANKING...brahhahahahahahahahah!!!!Is doing less than the other 2...went from $40somthing the first weekend to less than $25 this weekend...take that you over hyped,manic mother fucker...take note...we think you suck as a human being and we are not paying big bucks to go see your fucking movies...nana nana boo boo...stick your head in doo doo...that was just a little wake up call from the Goddess....I think that would be called one of her cosmic bips...
or as I like to say...Bippity doo daa....