After I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year slightly plumper old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.... .
If time is,indeed,a continuum,then shouldn't any discrepancy anywhere,be instantly recognizable everywhere?..I only ask because I think there was a time "Fart" back in 2001...
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In the event of sanity, what will befall the country?
What is sanity?
Why can't I come up with anything to write about anymore?"
Hillary or Obama? I live for the day Asshole is out of office and we can move on.
how old / young u feel ?
do u like / love Indians ?
i dont mean red injuns
Can you come up and babysit for me on Saturday night? I can offer you some lame ice cream. It's not Bluebell (SOB SOB!!! waaaaah!) but it's something.
Did you do your banner pix with Bryce? I like it.
Yes, I made it in time this time!
What is the most important thing for mortals to do during their lives? Also, what is the secret to lasting happiness, or is it even attainable?
Oh, and could you tell Loki I said hello? Thanks!
Is it just my imagination or is Dubya getting even dumber???
You said no math, so I didn't ask you to balance my checkbook. . .
Have I met someone that might be right for me???
I know, it's two questions. . . I'm greedy that way. . .LOL!!
HUGGSS!!
Does the Goddess see six more weeks of winter? Cuz I dont trust that republican beaver hehe
What is the last thing I should do on the first day of the rest of my life?
is it OK to fall in love a second time ?
Yellow Dog, Granny, you ROCK! I read your comment on "Behind the Counter" and thought I'd check out your blog.
Love your previous post, "ARGHGHGHG, SHE SMOKED ME..." especially the picture of the W-in-a-box. W standing for Weasel, of course.
Counting down the days...I just hope we don't get someone WORSE (and yes, it IS possible.)
Since work sucks, is there any way I can make a ton of money and not really have to do anything in order to get it?
Who's worse, Bush or the judge in the Anna Nicole hearing?
i love my mom in law more than my wife
is dis rong ?
if wishes were hosses
wud u marry me?
I DO NOT LIKE WHAT U HAVE TO SAY....
now deliver
Name the very best lover you ever had (first name only to protect the privacy of the not-so-innocent) and what made him so hot?
Oh Yeah, Jackie Sue can answer this if the Goddess wants to be modest, but I bet it'll be a close race between the two as to who has had the best!
b4 i flood u with more questions
lets have the answers to these
por favor ?
How come I didn't know you existed until now?
I am SO glad you found me.
A fellow Dubya-hater.
I have found Nirvana.
i love Dubya
he welcomed INDIA into the nuclear club
i hate old broad
horny said...
25 Years of Marriage
After I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year slightly plumper old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a
cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.... .
Thu Feb 22, 12:08:00 PM EST
If time is,indeed,a continuum,then shouldn't any discrepancy anywhere,be instantly recognizable everywhere?..I only ask because I think there was a time "Fart" back in 2001...
I have no question [for the moment] Dear Goddess via JackieSue aka YellowDogGranny.
Thank You.
Jim,
It's ok to fall in love for the second, third and millionth time. So long as it's not with you.
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