I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Sunday, October 14, 2007

.......THE ANSWERS.......


You've already proved that you're not to be trusted to be in a voting booth..and now I find you're not to be trusted with sharp implements either...sigh*...only one really good question...You must remember something my children..it's the Yellow Dog that knows and cares about football...the Goddess could give a shit..

Nitwit wants to know what life will be like after October the 18Th...The Goddess goes by the Mayan Calendar and she thinks you should be more concerned about what the world is going to be like after 12-21-12...

Rube, the answers are no ...no ..and good decision..I can refer to the Chinese as them 'little yellow bastids'...as I am the Goddess and I answer to no one..

The Pirate is an old friend of the Yellow Dog's from the 'other place'...she is most happy to see him back and plans to visit him often..But he should just ask the Yellow Dog the football questions as I have to defer to her on the answers...She thinks they will hold on to Fran till the end of the season and then cut him loose..and you already know the answer to the LSU question, sorry...

As for you and your new boyfriend...The Goddess thinks it's very hard for a leopard to change his spots..

Allan...the Yellow Dog says..get real...Miami won't have a winning season again in your lifetime..They may have a perfect losing season..but no wins...

Now..finally a good question...Sling wants to know if the terrorist have won....No, because his term will be over by 2008 and hopefully you voters will slip your head out of your ass and vote in someone competent..The Goddess can only hope..or you won't have to wait for 12-21-12 for the world to end..

Jan...another football question.The Yellow Dog says T.O. can needlepoint in a pink tutu as long as he keeps catching footballs and making touchdowns...

Buddha_Girl...well, first of all...the Yellow Dog says if you want her to quit posting the picture of Buddha_Boy throwing up his hands for all the winning Cowboys posts she will...but he looks just like he is saying "touchdown...cowboys"....the Goddess is protecting this redheaded wonder boy..so no worries...no one will toss him out of day care and if he does fall...I'll keep him safe from harm...

Josh has the another good question..He wants to know if the Goddess takes all warriors to Valhalla that dies in battle, even if their cause might not be the right one...The Goddess takes all warriors that have fallen in battle..all causes that bring soldiers to a battle field is wrong..so it's not the cause..it's the warrior...except for those fools that fly planes into buildings, or commit suicide while killing hundreds...those are not warriors...those are people with a one way ticket to Hel....

Big Pissy..The president of your country has set the bar so high on stupidity that no one will ever reach it...thank the Me..

BBC wants to know when I am going to fix the world...the world is just fine...it's the people on it that are fucking it up....Human kind was made to make decisions...it's up to you to make the right ones..not just for you..but for your family and the ones to come...

Be better people...people!...I bless you and will watch over you and hope for the best..

5 comments:

Allan said...

Ya know, I just came over to say "nice interception" (just happened)
and you gotta tell me that?
...fuckin' Ricky Williams...grr.

Sue said...

Damn, I missed asking a question ... :( Good answers though! :)

Green tea said...

I'm sorry Granny...but Randy is a pistol..and the Vikings went to hell after they traded him..
Have a beverage of your choice
and unwind..I can hear your screams
from here.

No worries about Vikes..you'll win that one..
GiGi in Mn

yellowdog granny said...

Allan:I think it's possible the Cowboys may be the death of me yet...
Sue:sorry..the Goddess posts when she feels like it...next time I will give some warning so you can get a question in...just please..no football questions..ha
greentea:yup #81 for them beat our #81...I think everyone in West, Texas for sure heard me scream...and I am hoping we will have a few more wins before we get to the division teams...although we beat the giants already...need to beat philly and the skins..

yellowdog granny said...

Allan:I think it's possible the Cowboys may be the death of me yet...
Sue:sorry..the Goddess posts when she feels like it...next time I will give some warning so you can get a question in...just please..no football questions..ha
greentea:yup #81 for them beat our #81...I think everyone in West, Texas for sure heard me scream...and I am hoping we will have a few more wins before we get to the division teams...although we beat the giants already...need to beat philly and the skins..