The other good thing that came out of the Cowboys win last night(by one 
fucking point...lucky for me I took the Bills and 10poi
nts)...is that I now know that my heart is in perfect condition...because if there had been one little thing wrong with it ..I would have croaked from a heart attack last night...(fat lady down..fat lady down)Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!...What a game..5 interceptions by Romo
, one fumble..2 dropped passes by T.O. and various other offenses...and they need a touch down and 2 point conversion to tie it up..make the TD...Owens drops the fucking ball..time back on the clock...we recover the on side kick..(that fucking kicker needs a parade, confetti and naked dancing girls) they move the ball down and he kicks the winning field goal..and the very very smart coach of the Bills calls a time out right before we snap the ball for the kick...he makes it but has to do it all over again...and them p
oor fucking Bills fans..jeez they really hate us now..he kicks it again..and makes it..with no time left on the clock...we did all of this in 20 fucking seconds..be still my heart..25-24...Holy shit!..
fucking point...lucky for me I took the Bills and 10poi
nts)...is that I now know that my heart is in perfect condition...because if there had been one little thing wrong with it ..I would have croaked from a heart attack last night...(fat lady down..fat lady down)Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!...What a game..5 interceptions by Romo
, one fumble..2 dropped passes by T.O. and various other offenses...and they need a touch down and 2 point conversion to tie it up..make the TD...Owens drops the fucking ball..time back on the clock...we recover the on side kick..(that fucking kicker needs a parade, confetti and naked dancing girls) they move the ball down and he kicks the winning field goal..and the very very smart coach of the Bills calls a time out right before we snap the ball for the kick...he makes it but has to do it all over again...and them p
oor fucking Bills fans..jeez they really hate us now..he kicks it again..and makes it..with no time left on the clock...we did all of this in 20 fucking seconds..be still my heart..25-24...Holy shit!..Unfuckingbelievable....had to go to the bank today and me and all the ladies in the bank replayed the entire 20 seconds about 6 times..we were still pumped...holy shit...holy shit.. holy shit..!...It was the best game (while being the worse played game for 3 1/2 quarters)I have ever seen...and Babs..I love you Babs..you know I love you Babs..but Judas priest..what the fuck were you thinking to call me with 2 minutes left in the game..????? I answered the phone "are you fucking crazy?"...didn't even know who it was..just knew that someone better be bleeding from the brain and on the way to the hospital or on the way to the funeral home to call me at that time...I yeah, yeah, yeah ed for about 56 seconds and then said.."I gotta go...game..Romo...uh..see ya"...Oh man..what a fucking game...if you missed it...what a shame..even non football fans would have loved the last 20 seconds of that game..and to the Buffalo Bills fans and team...I'm so sad for you..your team kicked ass..the fans were incredible...they screamed, yelled, made it impossible for the Cowboys to hear...you were the best...the very very best...The looks on the fans faces when that kick went through the uprights was heartbreaking...I felt so bad..I really did..I know they hate us for the 2 Super Bowl blow outs...the fact that our Coach used to be their coach and they kinda sorta liked him..really must just kill them that their team beat the shit out of us for almost the entire game and then we pull it out of our ass at the last 20 seconds...Let me tell you something..YOU ALL DID GOOD..
Next week we play one of the other unbeaten teams..New England...Man..I need a Dr. Pepper.
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Thank you for taking T.O. off our hands here in NJ. His house (in NJ) is still on the market because he punched holes in the walls. Lovely fella.
Note to Goddess: Could you please make the ending of the game a little more suspenseful? Whew!
P.S. Thanks for making my pal JS happy.
As you know, I'm not a cowboy fan (go 49ers), but hot damn, what a game for the ages. I thought about you when it was over. Hoped your ticker was going strong.
Would also like to thank everyone who took T,O, out of S.F. What a scumbag.
I think you could be the next John Madden, Yellowdog. Better get your resume in.
I'd love to see you start writing the sports pages of the West newspaper. You have lived there long enough that people would be used to the fucks and shits and all the other lovable things that make your writing style so you.
I was born just outside Buffalo and my stepmom always had season tickets to the Bills. She had a bad heart and we lost her this spring. If she was still around that game probably would have done her in.
I have been watching the first season of Heroes on DVD one more episodes to go. 23 1 hour shows. Now I can watch the new one I recorded yesterday.
yeah but jerry jones was shittin bricks for a few minutes. i think he made a deal with satan.
You sure make football interesting
Granny..LOL
Next week..Hmmm my second fav quarterback Brady(Payton is my man)passing to
my favorite receiver Randy Moss
That kid can leap 20 feet into the air and grab the ball.
I quit watching the Vikings the day they traded #81
Put on your seat belt...
*blink*
You so did not post my kid psuedo cheering for the Cowboys.
*rubbing my eyes in disbelief*
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