This is for all those on my forward email joke list...I couldn't get it to show up on two different try's..I have to give credit to my friend Ross from down under..as he is the one that sent it to me twice but I couldn't get it to go forward to save my fat ass.
so here tis'....
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Totally worth waiting for. I think this would add some merriment to an occasion that often loses humor. I wish we still had the part where someone promised to love, honor, and obey. Obey? That has to be the funniest line ever.
i swear to me..when i got married at 16 to asshole number one..when he said obey..i turned and looked at the preacher and said..'your shitting me..right?'....
i wonder which part of the cake she'll cut first?
My nephew Paul wanted a boob cake but everyone else vetoed the idea because of both grandmotohers being so "Christian". Love it!
love,honor, and obey.
Actually, she lives right next door to me. And I happen to think that she is one of the most wonderful women in the world and I would do anything I can for her.
As she would and does for me. Not that she can do much, she is old but her mind is keen and she makes sure that my busy mind pays my bills on time.
And she doesn't ask me for sex as often anymore. LOL
I love Helen, but she doesn't turn my crank. I will take care of her for as long as I can though.
Mutter, mutter.
I wondered why you sent an email like that I thought I was missing the joke.
I wonder it that cake decoration is actual size.
Of course if the bride is in charge of the cake it looks all frilly and pretty but contains mind control drugs and Viragra and enlargement pills.
rube:are there any balls attached to the dick on the cake?..nope?...she's already made the cut...
Juney:christians always take the fun out of stuff...
bbc:I always feel like i just walking in on you while your talking...and missed the entire first half of the conversation...
nitwit:every birthday for years i always got a titty cake..one had 2 huge giant boobs on it..one was just one huge giant boob... one said fuck you in huge giant letters..I wouldn't let anyone cut it and carried in on the front seat of my powder blue thunderbird and would lift it to the window if someone cut me off in traffic...finally threw it away when it started turning green..
i love porno cakes..
Thanks for clearing that up! I kept clicking the email and waiting. Finally, I gave up and just figured A-O-Hell was acting up again!
That's hilarious.
Is that a promise or a threat?
I wonder how many men doubled over when they cut that one?!?!
oh my word- thats hysterical!!!
Dick cake... this is almost begging for an "American Pie" reference. But it does combine two of my great loves.
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