Mojo as most of you know is my baby...just because she's 35 years old, doesn't make her any less of a baby 
to me. So she calls me the other day laughing and in a great mood..which made me want to reach through the phone and smack her..I being sick and not wanting to hear happy...but it was contagious..She had to tell me about her new boy friend..Who used to play French Horn, or the Tuba or some instrument in the Boston Pops Orchestra. Now he's in San Francisco, doing....well what ever they do in San Francisco..Anyhow he is the author of a coloring book of vagina's, and makes vulva crayons..I swear to Goddess I'm not making thi
s up...You can google vagina coloring books and by golly...there he is...You can buy them on Amazon.com too. If you google vulva crayons, there he is..they come in different shades of pink and violet and maybe even a brown one..it's hard to tell...I may like this guy. He also makes a colo
ring book of cocks. He said he didn't enjoy making that coloring book as much as he liked doing the vagina one. Some how the
coloring books also ended up in the Vagina Monologues too. If you get his name and look him on on myface, he has a video of him with a sign saying "yell at me for $1"....people pay him $1 and they get to yell what ever they want to at him...Maryjo said she saw him when she came out of her apt and dashed by him so he wouldn't speak to her(this was before she met him)..and the apartment he is standing in front of is her apartment building. I think she said you could see the back of her head as she dashed by but I couldn't pick her out.
to me. So she calls me the other day laughing and in a great mood..which made me want to reach through the phone and smack her..I being sick and not wanting to hear happy...but it was contagious..She had to tell me about her new boy friend..Who used to play French Horn, or the Tuba or some instrument in the Boston Pops Orchestra. Now he's in San Francisco, doing....well what ever they do in San Francisco..Anyhow he is the author of a coloring book of vagina's, and makes vulva crayons..I swear to Goddess I'm not making thi
s up...You can google vagina coloring books and by golly...there he is...You can buy them on Amazon.com too. If you google vulva crayons, there he is..they come in different shades of pink and violet and maybe even a brown one..it's hard to tell...I may like this guy. He also makes a colo
ring book of cocks. He said he didn't enjoy making that coloring book as much as he liked doing the vagina one. Some how the
coloring books also ended up in the Vagina Monologues too. If you get his name and look him on on myface, he has a video of him with a sign saying "yell at me for $1"....people pay him $1 and they get to yell what ever they want to at him...Maryjo said she saw him when she came out of her apt and dashed by him so he wouldn't speak to her(this was before she met him)..and the apartment he is standing in front of is her apartment building. I think she said you could see the back of her head as she dashed by but I couldn't pick her out.Leave it to MOJO to make my day.
21 comments:
i love the french horns in the star trek intro but i don't see myself buying vulva crayons.
Someone gave me a porn coloring book a few years ago. Now I know how to finish it.
Well ya have to give him 100% in the creativity department!
Sounds like a colorful guy :)
I can't see using a vulva crayon either. nope I just could not do it. dont think i could color with a penis either in case he's going to come out with that next...
I could color with a penis! That's awesome stuff, Goddess!
Hum, I don't quite know what to say.....maybe I have just seen enough vuluas' and penis' to last a lifetime.....I was a nurse and the saying "after a while they all look the same" is true.
billy:would make great gag birthday gifts though..
jan:see, they have their uses.
raspootin:i have a coffee mug that my granddaughters gave me with a penis handle.but can't see me coloring with little peniseses.
roxrocks:wonder if they are life size penesesss.?
rosemary: the vulva crayons are pretty colors though..
Oh, Mother!! And I mean that...Yellow Dog Granny is my Mother! So, if you go to http://www.youtube.com and type in "yell at me for a dollar" and look at the one at the Haight St. Fair, that's the one where my apt. is in the back...it's the green one. I don't think I'm in it either...not that I can see anyway. Morgan is a pretty amazing individual. Very creative and sweet...wish I had a mind like that...well, the sweet part anyway. LOL
Mojo
MOJO...yo'mama loves you..just the way you are.
Okay reading you and then reading Mojo's comment this thing about apples and proximity to trees keeps running through my head - and that's meant in a very good way!
Problem with using either the vulva or penis crayons ons is what do you do when they're worn down to stubs... forget I asked!
That's what I was thinking. If you used them you might start getting a complex about penis size and vulva are a terrible thing to waste.
My Dad had a saying about women. "Turn them upside down and they all look the same."
He was a real progressive kind of guy.
Now I'll have nightmares about my Willy getting smaller if I rub it against anything.
PS~ Mom! He has played the French Horn for 25 years...remember me saying how cool it was that we both played the French Horn, Mom? Remember me playing the French Horn 4-5 years in school? It was that really shiny, twisted metal looking thing that pretty sounds came out of?? You remember? Do you remember who this is?? It's your daughter, Mo. It'll all be ok, Mom. Take a nap....
Love you,
MOJO
nitwit:i think i'd like your dad.
mojo:i've been sick..im lucky i remembered the phone call at all..ahh, nap...good idea...
PS~Now after re-reading the blog...one more correction as this pertains not to me, but the dude I'm dating, Morgan. He played for the Boston Symphony Orchestra (fuck, I'm probably screwing up this one...) and toured around with some other Orchestra for quite a while...do you like how I did that? I have no clue what I'm talking about...i'm going to take a nap...Oh, I can't...I'm at work...That's right....
Are there cock crayons? They should put one in the box that is too soft to write with.
No cock crayons yet...just the vulva. Call me biased because I have one, but I prefer the Vagina Coloring Book/Vulva crayon set myself. Everyone should have 'em!! Cheers!!!
That guy seems so cool...beaver crayons...I am so getting them
Oh. My. God.
You know what would happen if I ordered the crayons and coloring books: Buddha would find them, steal them, and show them to his teacher at school.
LOVE the crayons and books. Hysterical stuff, I tell ya!
Mojo and her Morgan rock the world!
Sorry Mojo isn't work the place where you're suppose to nap????
willym:your right the apple doesn't fall to far from the tree or in this case..the pecan doesn't fall far from the tree.
sage:you can get them at amazon.com..
buddha_girl:well, it sort of would cut back on that sex talk your going to have some day..hahaha
willym, she works very hard at her job, and as much as she'd like it..no time for naps...but she does squeeze in time to email her ole ma every once in awhile.
This is superb! Supremely, wonderfully fodder for way too many funnie's!
Coloring books in the adult section...hmmmm! Who'd a thunk?
I'm liking this Morgan guy, you go MoJo! Only yo mamma could be a mother in law to his amazing/creative bent!
Just a bit puzzled on how much variety there would be in a vulva coloring book, without the addition of peni's or battery operated elements. And for that reason, must check it out!
And yeah, I could paint with a penis...just don't want to do any work make the color emerge. I have an artistic tempermant!
I found your blog while looking for other pagans on Twitter. :)
Awesome! :)
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