I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Sunday, September 03, 2006

LETTERMAN ISN'T RUNNING FOR OFFICE


Friday night Letterman had Al FranKen on his show..I love Al Franken...Al is thinking about running for some political office in his home state of Minnesota..so he couldn't accommodate Letterman when he asked for one of his jokes...to prove to everyone that he wasn't running for office and could tell what ever joke he wanted...Letterman told this joke..I laughed my ass off.
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is guy goes to his dr. and he has a bump right in the middle of his forehead(remember this will be bleeped by censors on tv)..and he asks his doctor what the hell it is...the doctor checks it out and says..Well, you have a dick (bleeped) growning out of the middle of your forehead"..and the guy freaks out..'Holy shit, take it off, I don't want to go around with a dick growing out of my forehead.'..and the doctor says I can't,if I try to take it off it will kill you.it's growing right out of your brain.'...the guy says'you mean for the rest of my life I'm going to have to see a dick growing out of my forehead.?'..and the dr. says'no you won't cause the balls will hang down in front of your eyes and you won't see a thing.'
nope Lett
eman isn't running for any office..but he is my hero..

10 comments:

Nancy said...

Gives new meaning to the words dick head. :)

Josh said...

Nice assemblage of "unicorns" there, JS.

I've always wanted a dildo for a hood ornament. Maybe if people looked in their rear-view mirrors and saw that coming, they would clear the way.

Tina said...

LOL and why do these guys look so happy with their dickheads? hmmmm ;)

yellowdog granny said...

men love having 2 dicks..one for us to play with..one for them to play with..

Sling said...

I love Al Franken!..and Letterman!..Dickheads,..not so much.

Mike said...

This really brings new life to the term "giving head," doesn't it?

As for Al Franken...you might read one or two of his books for som hysterical political humor. I think my favorite is "Rush Linbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot."

Nit Wit said...

I liked his book Liars, Letterman has always been a class act. If men displayed their dicks on their heads it sure would cut the bragging down to size, and make it esier for women to pick a partner. Of course their wives would always know when they get excitedby some other women. I think I'll keep mine where it is, The Boss has a big butcher knife. :)

yellowdog granny said...

im surprised that not one of the ex asshole husbands made the row of pictures on this post and the one of the assholes...bob should get honorable mention on both..
i have read all of Al Franken's books..and even own a few...
dicks on the forehead would work out good for paris hilton would pare down the time it would take for her to say yes..

JBlue said...

Gotta love that Dave.

I read Lies and the Lying Liars.... Very funny.

cyberoutlaw said...

I like Franken too. I thought it was ironic how Fox helped him become a bestseller with that book by trying to sue him.