I stole this from Junebugg's blog...I hope she doesn't mind..I am giving you full credit..if this sucks...it's her fault..
1.FIRST NAME:JACKIE(but my kinfolk call me Jackiesue as all of us cousins had 2 names..if we didn't our one name was spread out into 2 names..like Larry Wayne and Di ane..Mostly my parents called me Jackie..unless I had done something bad..then I was Jackie Sue Roycroft...If I heard all three names..I knew I was in deep shit...My Daddy called me Jackson...I am very fond of that..
2.WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE:Yes. At the time I was born my Uncle Jack was fighting in the war and they thought he could be killed so they named damn near all the kids in the family something that had to do with him.But considering it could have been my other Uncle and I would have been named Hickey Sue..as we called him Ucle Hick...
3.LAST CRY: Today.... Ann Richards has been laying in state at the Capital all weekend before her funeral..I read about how her granddaughter Lily was crying while she held the flag that had flown over the Capital that day..It made me cry..I have few women hero's and she was one of them..I think I will cry some more before the day is over..I am crying now.
4.DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:I used to have very pretty handwriting..but arthritis has made it difficult to hold pens so I can write clearly..so far Henrietta at the library is the only one that can read my handwriting now..
5.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?:I really do love turkey sanwiches...but sometimes there is just nothing more satisfying than a fried bologne with mustard and white bread sandwi
ch.6.KIDS?:Yeah, want one?
7.IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yes I would...but I would constantly be a bad influence on me and try to get me to drink again.
8.DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?I did..it's in the hard drive of my other thingy on my computer...but since I started blogging..this is my journal..You all know more about me than my kids do..thank the Goddess.
9.DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?..No, of course not..Why would I use sarcasm...
10.DO YOU STIL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes, and my appendix,
spleen, liver, lungs, and assorted other organs..11.WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Are you fucking crazy?..sorry that was sarca
sm.12.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?: I love Cheeerios...or those things that look like tiny rocks..rasin bran or something like that...I like them too...but ohhh Cheerios...I love Cheerios.
13.DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOE LACES WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF?This may be the all time dumbest que
stion...but mostly yes..14.DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?hmmmmm strong physically or mentally? Physically I still think I can kick ass....and if it was to protect my kids or grandkids or someone else I loved..yes...I would be strong..Mentally...I have my moments.
15.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?Rocky
Road..but here is the kicker folks..I like Baskin and Robins rocky road better than Blue Bell...It was the first I ever had and if I am nothing..I am loyal..16.SHOE SIZE..Well, I started out at a size 41/2...I now wear a 71/2..if you had to carry my fat ass around..you would grow too.
17.WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Gee, just one?...my fat ass...my stubborness...my ability to get myself in big trouble and yet manage to sweet talk my way out of it.................sometimes...
18.WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?Daddy.
19.WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING NOW? Blue jean shorts and barefooted.
20.WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The Mystery of Santo Domingo
De Silos. Gregorian chant from Spain.21.IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? I would be a pale whites green.the same color as an asparagus...it would also be edible and would taste like asparagus...but would not smell funny when I pee.
22.FAVORITE SMELL...it's not asparagus pee smell I'll tell you thata...I love the smell of Tabu.
23.WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Heneritta, telling her about the yard sale and all the videos and books for sale...
24.THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT SOMEONE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? If they are breathing.
25.DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON YOU STOLE THIS FROM? Oh, very much.I think if we lived next door to each other we would be in big
ass trouble all the time...huh, Junebugg???26.FAVORITE DRINK.well, that's a no brainer huh?..Dublin Dr. Pepper.
27.FAVORITE SPORT. Life...
28.EYE COLOR..Green
29.HAT SIZE.big enough to shit in.
30.DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope
31.FAVORITE FOOD...What ever is on the plate sitting in front of me..Although this ham I just cooked for bbq sandwiches is pretty damn good.
32.SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDING? I used to love to be scared at the movies...but the older I get the more I realize living under the thumb of George W. Bush is scary enough for me..so I say...Happy Ending..
33.LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THE THEATER?..I think it was Interview With A Vampire...but think I may have seen 7 with Brad Pitt.That used to be part of my birthday gift every year from Thom..he would take me out for dinner and to a Brad Pitt movie..We used to joke that when I got so old I couln't remember shit..he would just rent a Brad Pitt movie and let me watch the same one over and over again..as I wouldn't notice the difference..that was before I called C. imacuntthedaughterinlaw too..
34.WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Ox Blood Shadowland Bar T-shirt.
35.SUMMER OR WINTER?....When I was younger I would say summer..but now I say winter...just stay in and keep warm..it's easier for me to get warm in Texas than it is to get co
ld..36.HUGS OR KISSES? I like hugs...big old squeeeeeeeeing type hugs.
37.FAVORITE DESERT? Pecan Pie.
38.WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Aphrodite by Russell Andrews and Papa about Ernest Hemmingway.
39.WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Dallas Cowboys Star.
40.WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT..Pbs's mystery about King Arthur and Queen of Sheba.
41.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SOUNDS? Hi Mom...and Hi Grandma.
42.STONES OR BEATLES?....Beatles.. so many of the Beatles are gone...and them fucking Stones are vampires and will never die.
43.WHERE WERE YOU BORN?..hmmm. You want the lie or you want the truth...??????? give you both....Blytheville, ARk./Mesquite, Texas..
SO....THERE YOU ARE..MORE USELESS SHIT ABOUT ME...
fuckme till I'm a rolling stone..
8 comments:
That was fun! I may steal it from you and junebugg. :)
That was fun. I love the fact that the first thing you notice about a person is if they are breathing..That cracked me up.
Nice to learn a little more about you .. :)
Hell, I'll put a double wide in the back yard and move ya' in.....you can be my guard when I'm stuck out here at work and the cook when I'm off!
Funny how much West Virginia and southeastern Ohio (my people are a little of both) have in common with Texas. Some of us got the double name too. In my case, I was just Chad. But just as with you when I ever was in trouble or was sassin' an elder, it was: Chad Michael Edwards!
That must be why whenever I watch King of the Hill, I'd almost swear that they based some of them charcaters around people I know or knew growing up. Either we're all Texans ar heart or you're all Appalachians at heart. Whichever the case, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintence.
*cackle* #29.
if I ever meet you in the flesh JS I can absolutely guaranfuckentee that # 36 is a dead set thing.
Don't blame you about the bungee jumping. I wouldn't try that either.
And Keith Richards really is a vampire!
I loved "the stones are vampires" hehehe....
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