Well if that isn't enough to piss off the pope..I did a post..a very smart and funny post..on Republican Family values...because Tom DeLay wants everyone to vote for Sara Evans on Dancing With The Stars.....because one of the dancers is Jerry Springer...It was very
funny....trust me...but the fucking blogger ate it...and didn't spit it out..so I am pissed...and sans post...which is a bad thing because I was already bored..and it's not safe for man nor beast when Jackiesue is bored..now if I still drank, I would probably be out in the parking lot of Coyote Bob's kicking the ass of some deserving redneck..or trying to..my ass kicking ablities aren't as good as they used to be...that last birthday(62nd) sort of slowed me down on ass kicking..but that's ok...I have been threatning to kick some one's ass for many years, banking on my old ass kicking reputation.Which is sort of like going into a pool game on a $2 flyer...meaning you better win cause you ain't got the 2bucks...Don't know why I try and post anything on the weekends...no one reads them or post anything of their own as unlike me...you all have a life...if someone had to live my life..they would run away from home..which isn't a bad idea..I could just fill up my little truck and visit all of you...spend a day here..a few days there...bet that would change some opinons of ole Jackie..It's a lot easier to like me when I am just a 3 or 4 minute read in your day..as opposed to me sitting around on your couch scratching, farting and asking for seconds..."that's your fucking sister-in-law...? jeeez, she really is a stupid bitch." trust me..I won't grow on you...just ask my kids...
I did do something today..was so bored I went to Video World and rented 5 movies for $5....got Crash, Shawn of the Dead,Basic,Christmas with the Kranks and Gosford Park.
..Would probably have rented something else but it was right at closing and I had to get off the streets so they could roll up the sidewalks...Oh Fuck!!!! I just realized what my problem is......judas priest..how could I have not realized....Football starts for me tomorrow...Cowboys at Jacksonville...cowboys are 2 1
/2 point underdogs..which you all know I took the points on that one...I expect us to win outright..if not...oh sweet Goddess...expect for there to be a very nasty post on Monday morning...My humor, disposition,and outlook is strictly based on the wins and losses of the Dallas Cowboys...They win? I'm a happy motherfucker...they lose...I'm a mean mad motherfucker..so be warned...pray for Cowboys to win...life is much better..trust me...damn..I'm starting to sound like a repbulican...trust me...fuckme till I shout touchdown....Cowboys...
14 comments:
*knock, knock* I am life-less as well ;)
thumb up yer bum btw.
Hey I read all your posts and sometimes even post myself on the weekend. I always write my post in word and save it befor I ever go anywhere near the blog.
When you watch Basic don't blink or you might miss a twist.
I got both Zoro movies tonight and also Just my luck and Jaws. I like strange movie combinations.
Glad you don't worry about Collage Football or you might be mad at Ohio.
AW Shucks Mam. I is blushing.
Haaaaaaa! I read on the weekends, ya crazed woman!
I HATE it when blogger eats my posts. I've learned to do 'em in Word first. I can't take the disappointment otherwise.
I'm ready for the Manning Bowl tonight. I probably won't make it past the first quarter because of school tomorrow, but, like you, I will be SORELY disappointed and FUCKING irate if my Giants lose. It'll be ugly.
Now tell me, how was Crash? It's on my list of things to see.
Hilarious.
Since football starts today, Mr. Pink has dibs on the couch already. But I can picture the pair of you sitting there together, him with his Marine Corps-honed vocabulary, and you with your Marine Corps-like vocabulary....
God, you're crazy. I mean that in the hest way, though.
Ha! I read your posts on the weekends!
You got some great movies!
Especially Crash.
Basic is pretty good too.
Haven't see that Christmas movie.
and I'm not a football fan.
Except for Auburn and anybody who beats Alabama.
WAR EAGLE!!!!
I fucking love you man and you can come stay here for as long as you wanted. Mr. Bruce love you too! I tried to call you when I got home from the hospital but couldn't make a connection. Typing one handed is not so fun when your boobs hurt. :)
Hello?..A life?..Last night I went to the airport and had myself paged.
I read you faithfully but I don't comment too much - partly because blogger has been being a brat on commenting and I don't have time to come back and try again.
I've begun copying and emailing copies of posts to myself so I can copy and past them back to Blogger.
I guess I could compose somewhere else like Notepad but I'm lazy. Once I lost a couple I started the email routine. I can always delete the email.
I've also changed my setting to email the completed posts to me.
I always write/save in word due to blogger eating a few of my posts in the past. Saves a lil grief.
The GOP Puritans shouldn't dance. Dancing makes you pregnant and the last thing we neEd are more Repub Fundamentalists.
I don't have a 'life' either, yet I am not dead. I think I suffer Post-Life Trauma.
Have fun with T.O.!
Go Cowboys! Go Cowboys! (gotta keep granny happy.)
Blogger sure has been pissy this last couple of months....
Update:
Da Boys lost. HG is bereft and silent. I'm sure you're piss-faced.
*crossing fingers that the younger Manning shines tonight*
Love you!
I am back and attempting to slog through all the blogs I've missed! I'll have more about Las Vegas soon.
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