I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Monday, October 30, 2006

.......COWBOYS 35-------CAROLINA 14.......

Ahhhhhh, life is good...At least as far as football is concerned...We won..Eagles lost...the Goddess rules..(Iam 65-42-5 with the spread! You should have seen the coach last night after the game..he kissed everyone but Jerry Jones..it was so great to see how happy they all were..and our new quarterback Romo was grinning from ear to ear..sigh* I be happy too..
Now if I could just get the pictures to download, upload or magically appear on my post..I would be a happy sonsabitch.Iswitched browsers..from the yahoo one to internet explorer...see if that helps any..Some one explain to me the pause in my typing...I will be typing away and then it will quit printing and then magically appear..like 4-5 seconds later..like now...it stopped at the k in like and didnt start typing again until the s in stopped....I am going to go wackko...promise..
Texas was beautiful today..Sat at the computer looking out on my porch and watched a kazillion birds swoop down on the yard for their lunch and dinner..missed breakfast as I was reading paper and looking for some news to bitch about...too much to pick from..but I did find a great article in the travel section of the Dallas Morning News...it's about gargoyles in the city of New York.Tells where you can go to find them..
Like at Gramercy Park, Brooklyn Museum of Art,and Gold Coast.
It even quoted from a book that I happen to have about gargoyles..It's called Nighmares in the sky...and Stephen King wrote the introduction for it..A gargoyle is a drainpipe,even a plain one, is name taken from the French word gargouille, meaning throat.In common usage, people
refer to any ornamental architectural carving as a gargoyle.
The article gives a website and it is www.aardvarkelectric.com/gargoyle/contents.html.
The name of the other book on gargoyle's is For the Love Of Monsters by Amelia Wilson.I will check out the website..because I love gargoyles..there is another type too
but I can't remember the name of them.The gargoyles reminded me of the movie about the Hunchback of Notre Dame with Charles Laughton..when he figures out that Esmarelda will never be in love with him and he goes to the top of Notre Dame and crouches next to the gargoyle, puts his arm around him and says:"Oh, if only I could be made of stone like thee."...still makes me weep..

The One Who Rules Everything,Queen Anne is it deep cat shit..I made some taco burgers and made 4 of them and was going to put 3 of them in refrigerator but wanted them to cool down before I wrapped them up in saran wrap..so left them on the counter and had my dinner...when I went to put them up..Miss Priss had eaten a corner off all 3 of them..Don't know if she was giving them a taste test or what..bitch..
Monday: went to Dr. this am and my gluclose is 151..so went from 330 to 151..I rock..also squeezed my ass into a pair of bluejeans that I haven't worn in 2 years...hot dang..

I cannnnnnnot...get this fucker to post the pictures..
fuckme till I wear lace...

13 comments:

:P fuzzbox said...

That should put an end to the qb controversy.

Anonymous said...

cowboys winning...
low glucose....

now you just need bush to croak and you'll hit the trifecta.

jan said...

Yay for your Cowboys and congratulations on your glucose and newly skinny ass.

Can you post a picture of you wearing lace if it happens?

Anonymous said...

Yeah yeah yeah, so the Cowboys won. I think Carolina left after the 1st quarter.

Win some, lose some, although it sure sucks losing some.

yellowdog granny said...

fuzz: oh i sure hope so...but i also remember that with the cowboys ..one week you soar the next week you are in depts of depression..ha
ruby rocks:oh man a trifecta i could live with..
Jan: i lie...me and lace ....nah..
debbie:i want you to know i thought about you all during the game..knowing how i would feel if it was reversed...sorry sweety...but kesahn johnson shouldnt have smarted off either..made it easy for us to bip him..better luck next week..

john said...

Romo for President !

Ol' Lady said...

hey the skinny ass is a great thing congrats :)

soonerfan78 said...

I thought Big Bill was gonna start giving out blowjobs (with his clipboard up so the camera could not see his lips move). Lucifer(T.O.) looked as happy as a pig in a shit vat.
Romo looked good, at least he doesn't look like he has cerebral palsy in the pocket, very impressive performance.

By the way, Big Bill would NOT suck Jerry's withered colagen laced dick, he would rather give Flozelle Adams a tossed salad than do that.

Lauren said...

YAY for the C-Boys!!

The Lions didn't lose this weekend!!! . . . They didn't play, but that never stopped them from losing before. . . I'm sure they'll make up for it next Sunday. . .

Well, unless you just sit out the last 3 weeks, you have a lock on second place in the fantasy leauge. Congrats!!!

Mark got taken out again by a fucking lap car. . . SHIT!!! And I changed my selection from JJ to Mark at the very last minute. . . That man couldn't buy luck at this point. His season didn't go to shit until he announced he was leaving Roush after this year. . . HHHMMMMM!!!!!

Laterz!

Anonymous said...

Glad your team is doing well and I need to switch to your doctor, mine bitches if my sugar gets above 100!

Excellent halloween post! and my 'puter does the same thing about locking up when I type but it does it even if I'm not on the net

Lauren said...

JS. . The lockup sounds like a memory issue. Do you know what edition of Windows you have? There are ways to "clean up" your machine and get rid of crap that eats up memory.

yellowdog granny said...

johm: as long as he's a democrat.
ol'lady: well it't not skinny yet..but im working on it...
'sooner: i dont think i have ever seen him so happy..they were joking about it on all the dallas news..said reporters were running from the field for fear he was going to kiss them too...now that i think about it ...where was jerry'the skull'jones? i saw him high fiving in it the owners box but i dont remember seeing him on the field..maybe they locked him in..
lauren: i did have a 2000xl or what ever but when my cousin fixed up new tower..i got one with less memory and older model..im going to try and get my old one fixed as it was newer and had more memory...but i still cant get the fucker to upload my pictures..fiddle fuck

Brad said...

That was a very good game. And what did I tell you about Romo, the kid's got it. Unfortunately, football's dead to me now that the Eagles are such turds.