AUTHORITIES FIND 9 TONS OF POT(the lost post)
in 2 underground bunkers under a pair of garages near Rio Grande City...Well, fuck...there goes Sooner and Bab's high tea for the rest of the year..Speaking of reefer..a kid is taking his case to the Supreme Court...He got suspended from high school for carrying and waving a banner that proclaimed "Bong Hits-4 Jesus."....This was when the Olympic torch passed through Juneau, Alaska back in 2002....He said he just wanted to get on camera...I think this is stretching his 15 minutes of fame a little too far..He's probably already out of high(if you will excuse the term)school by now..and speaking of the Supreme Court(Im getting good at seque's )they have agreed to step into a dispute over the Bush administration's promotion of federal financing for faith-based charities.The program has been a staple of President Bush's political agenda since 2001, when he created the White House Office of Faith Based And Community Initiatives. The case under review grew out of a lawsuit filed by the Freedom from Religion Foundation.(To bad there's not a Freedom From Bush Foundation.)The group asserts that the Bush administration violates a constitutional ban on state-supported religions by singling out particular faith-based organizations as worthy of federal funding.The government tried to have the lawsuit dismissed, but a federal appeals court ruled that the foundation's members are taxpayers who are entitled to sue over a program funded by congress...hot damn!...I love it when someone tells that little fucker no..I was going to come to the library Sat. and post and read emails, but I,like the schmuck that I am insist on dragging packages across the drivers seat and when I do it hits the dimmer switch and turns the dome light on and runs my battery down..so had to wait till David got off the golf course Sat. and come jump my truck...so when I got here today I had 118 emails...fuckity fuck fuck fuck...so...I have a request..until I get a computer back at the house, please unless they are fall to the floor hysterical can you all hold off on the forwards? like jokes, pictures etc...a lot of them are down loads and can't down load from the library anyhow ...and even after I switched the jokes, etc. to my silly shit file and deleted any misc spam..it took me almost 2 1/2 hours to read emails and the jokes that I did read and forward...Kay?Thursday after I left here after being inside for 4 hours the truck doors were frozen shut...was so pissed..so I am out there in the cold, wind, sleet, ice, snow, rain mixture banging on the doors trying to get them open..was not a fun night..but I invented a new fuck word...'pretzel fucking'..don't ask me where it came from..but in my torrent of kicking and screaming and cussing I ended up calling my life a pretzel fuck...some how...it just made sense at the time..asshole marblehead and pretzel fuck...Im so inventive..I got a most welcomed phone call from the south Saturday...got one of those unknown named phone calls and usually don't answer them but Sat. I was bored so thought if nothing else I can fuck with who ever made the mistake of dialing my number..but it was a good thing..it was junebugg...so cool..! she was at work where she is the boss lady of a bunch of guys...what a deal...so we had a great talk and man..is she southern or what?..ha...I could smell grits and biscuits..was terrific.. thanks so much for making my day Junnybug..So I have had the honor of speaking to Babs, Sooner, Nancy,Jason and now Junebugg..I like that very much...so ..anyone else want to call? I'm either here or home..library hours are m-t-thurs...3-7pm central time...wed 10am-3pm..and sat..(will be working this saturday)9am-noon...so if I'm not at the house..I will be here..254-826-5463... you can even call early and wake me up..I made a batch of doggie cookies with my new recipe and bone cutters from ol lady...they were really good...or at least that's what Sadie and her daughter said(yellow and chocolate labs)...going to take some over to Jamie for her dogs..and some to my friends for their pets..if the dogs like them..I will try and see if the bakeries will let me sell them through their store..actually I tried one and if they had a little salt and a Dr.Pepper to chase them down with..they wouldn't be half bad..I am also thinking of making some in heart shapes..as we are in the 'Heart of Texas'...doggie hearts from the Heart of Texas...ewww, maybe not..Well, it's 5:30PM..want to read some of your blogs before I head home...oh...oh..I finally got to watch the Da Vinci Code....was soo disappointed...the book was so much better...watched Hostage with Bruce Willis..it was really good..and can't remember the name of it but had dennis quaid, marg hellingberg(?) and Scarlette Johansen in it..was pretty funny..also watched the Kingdom of Heaven...also fairly good..with no computer at home, I have watched 11 movies and read about 20+books..also bought a pink satin star stuffed with cat nip on a stretchy string and have been playing with psycho annie..she loves that damn thing...we play for ever with it...she gets all wall-eyed on the cat nip and runs through the house like she's insane..after the 9 ton bust we may have to resort to cat nip...fuckme till I google..