Wednesday, December 06, 2006

AUTHORITIES FIND 9 TONS OF POT(the lost post)

in 2 underground bunkers under a pair of garages near Rio Grande City...Well, fuck...there goes Sooner and Bab's high tea for the rest of the year..Speaking of reefer..a kid is taking his case to the Supreme Court...He got suspended from high school for carrying and waving a banner that proclaimed "Bong Hits-4 Jesus."....This was when the Olympic torch passed through Juneau, Alaska back in 2002....He said he just wanted to get on camera...I think this is stretching his 15 minutes of fame a little too far..He's probably already out of high(if you will excuse the term)school by now..and speaking of the Supreme Court(Im getting good at seque's )they have agreed to step into a dispute over the Bush administration's promotion of federal financing for faith-based charities.The program has been a staple of President Bush's political agenda since 2001, when he created the White House Office of Faith Based And Community Initiatives. The case under review grew out of a lawsuit filed by the Freedom from Religion Foundation.(To bad there's not a Freedom From Bush Foundation.)The group asserts that the Bush administration violates a constitutional ban on state-supported religions by singling out particular faith-based organizations as worthy of federal funding.The government tried to have the lawsuit dismissed, but a federal appeals court ruled that the foundation's members are taxpayers who are entitled to sue over a program funded by congress...hot damn!...I love it when someone tells that little fucker no..I was going to come to the library Sat. and post and read emails, but I,like the schmuck that I am insist on dragging packages across the drivers seat and when I do it hits the dimmer switch and turns the dome light on and runs my battery down..so had to wait till David got off the golf course Sat. and come jump my truck...so when I got here today I had 118 emails...fuckity fuck fuck fuck...so...I have a request..until I get a computer back at the house, please unless they are fall to the floor hysterical can you all hold off on the forwards? like jokes, pictures etc...a lot of them are down loads and can't down load from the library anyhow ...and even after I switched the jokes, etc. to my silly shit file and deleted any misc spam..it took me almost 2 1/2 hours to read emails and the jokes that I did read and forward...Kay?Thursday after I left here after being inside for 4 hours the truck doors were frozen shut...was so pissed..so I am out there in the cold, wind, sleet, ice, snow, rain mixture banging on the doors trying to get them open..was not a fun night..but I invented a new fuck word...'pretzel fucking'..don't ask me where it came from..but in my torrent of kicking and screaming and cussing I ended up calling my life a pretzel fuck...some how...it just made sense at the time..asshole marblehead and pretzel fuck...Im so inventive..I got a most welcomed phone call from the south Saturday...got one of those unknown named phone calls and usually don't answer them but Sat. I was bored so thought if nothing else I can fuck with who ever made the mistake of dialing my number..but it was a good thing..it was junebugg...so cool..! she was at work where she is the boss lady of a bunch of guys...what a deal...so we had a great talk and man..is she southern or what?..ha...I could smell grits and biscuits..was terrific.. thanks so much for making my day Junnybug..So I have had the honor of speaking to Babs, Sooner, Nancy,Jason and now Junebugg..I like that very much...so ..anyone else want to call? I'm either here or home..library hours are m-t-thurs...3-7pm central time...wed 10am-3pm..and sat..(will be working this saturday)9am-noon...so if I'm not at the house..I will be here..254-826-5463... you can even call early and wake me up..I made a batch of doggie cookies with my new recipe and bone cutters from ol lady...they were really good...or at least that's what Sadie and her daughter said(yellow and chocolate labs)...going to take some over to Jamie for her dogs..and some to my friends for their pets..if the dogs like them..I will try and see if the bakeries will let me sell them through their store..actually I tried one and if they had a little salt and a Dr.Pepper to chase them down with..they wouldn't be half bad..I am also thinking of making some in heart shapes..as we are in the 'Heart of Texas'...doggie hearts from the Heart of Texas...ewww, maybe not..Well, it's 5:30PM..want to read some of your blogs before I head home...oh...oh..I finally got to watch the Da Vinci Code....was soo disappointed...the book was so much better...watched Hostage with Bruce Willis..it was really good..and can't remember the name of it but had dennis quaid, marg hellingberg(?) and Scarlette Johansen in it..was pretty funny..also watched the Kingdom of Heaven...also fairly good..with no computer at home, I have watched 11 movies and read about 20+books..also bought a pink satin star stuffed with cat nip on a stretchy string and have been playing with psycho annie..she loves that damn thing...we play for ever with it...she gets all wall-eyed on the cat nip and runs through the house like she's insane..after the 9 ton bust we may have to resort to cat nip...fuckme till I google..

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I may just take you up on that offer and call ya early one the morning :)

Tue Dec 05, 07:43:00 PM CST  
Blogger yellowdog granny said...

thanks for the phone call...you hoser...

Wed Dec 06, 02:25:00 PM CST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a hoot talking to you, too! Work's been the pits, got a shutdown going on and everyone running around with their thumbs up their butts yelling and screaming while the phone rings and buzzers go off. Damn, it's enough to make me want a drink..........

Wed Dec 06, 02:59:00 PM CST  
Blogger Beansidhe said...

WAsn't the Da Vinci Code film a huge letdown? I was most disappointed, but then as soon as I heard they'd cast Tom Hanks in the lead I knew it would be lame.

I watched the re-make of 'Poseidon' the other day. That was a really crap film too, but at least I was compensated by several moist-knicker moments watching Josh Lucas get all dirty, wet and sweaty. It's all swings and roundabouts. :)

Wed Dec 06, 03:48:00 PM CST  
Anonymous jan said...

I guess Hollywood had to make a Da Vinci Code film to cash in on the publicity, but the book had so many complexities that can't be covered in a film unless the audience wants to sit for five or six hours. I like Tom Hanks but he was very miscast. At least they didn't put some bimbo female lead in it.
The dog cookies sound good. Do you do mail order?

Wed Dec 06, 05:41:00 PM CST  
Blogger buddha_girl said...

How man Oreo cookies can 9 tons of pot buy? Just asking. I'mcraving Oreos.

I will NOT send a snippet of a joke to you any time soon. No email from BG. Who knows...perhaps I'll wake your ass up on my way to work some time soon!

Wed Dec 06, 06:33:00 PM CST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love love love your posts..

I laughed so hard i got the hiccups ! lol

I sure wish you would get back online at home.. altho.. i am guessing psycho annie hopes not.

i will have the DaVinci Code for the weekend..
I am always disappointed in moviews where I have read the book first..

But still..
also liked angels and demons more than i did the code.. but..

good luck with the dog cookies..

Wed Dec 06, 08:39:00 PM CST  
Blogger soonerfan78 said...

Hey mine friend, how about the phenonema that has siezed a certain pecentage of the public, I call it Romophobia, it is the intense worship of the golden child delivered by Big Bill unto the vast horde of believers.

If Jerry's face stretches any farther with that ghoulish "press smile" that he delivers like a parade float in prime time, it will split open and swallow his torso.

Romo will have fun this weekend, it will be like a calf scramble, lol.

Wed Dec 06, 10:59:00 PM CST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like you've been busy! When I login to my e-mail account, I have like 400 unread messages waiting on me. A big chunk of them are spam, but most are not. I have to do my e-mail in batches and process them about 100 at a time or so, on multiple sittings. Else, I'd be doing e-mail full time, and I know that shit won't pay the bills.

"Pretzel fuck". I like it! Well, I don't like pretzel fucking. Er... you know what I mean.

Wed Dec 06, 11:15:00 PM CST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we're fucked until pfizer and merck start selling the weed. of course they'll add something to it that will force us to take lipitor and viagra.

Thu Dec 07, 07:51:00 AM CST  
Blogger yellowdog granny said...

junebugg:wow...that's scarry...im sure that's not opos had in mind when she said thumb up your bum...
beany: i knew thom hanks was not the guy for the roll..but he brings in bucks and he and ron howard the director like each other and think that was the kicker..
saw hostage with bruce willis and i really liked that for some reason...going to watch i,robot tonight and another one but cant remember what it is...doh
jan: yeah, the french actress was great in her role...sure ..i'll send you some doggie bones...send me your address and next batch i will make a batch of the big bones for cooper and pal...
BG: oreos...oh man....with a big glass of milk....arghghghgh!
call me..i like nothing better than a wake up call from someone that isnt trying to sell me something..
Kath: oh cool.!glad you like my posts...til you got hic ups? wow..my work here is done...yeah, i really liked angels and demons too..
Sooner: holy shit! is it really you???
I'm crazy about Romo and everytime I see Jerry's face I think about those old mummy movies...where the guy has been buried for 10,000 years....eeek!
im still waiting for them to fuck up though..i keep thinking it's too good to be true..it's too good to be true..
Josh: i love the term pretzel fuck..it's my favorite...glad you like it
Ruby Rocks:reefer with a side effect that will make your hair fall out and then they can sell you rogain...ick

Thu Dec 07, 04:02:00 PM CST  
Blogger Jenn of the Jungle said...

Oh, that's where I left it... :)

Thu Dec 07, 04:20:00 PM CST  
Blogger Allan said...

"reefer with a side effect that will make your hair fall out"

-this is why you shouldn't dry homegrown in the microwave- the radiation, you know.

Thu Dec 07, 04:33:00 PM CST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worte you an e-mail and you had better read it. I can't reach you on the phone and my work week was freaking crazy, working everyday since Sunday till 4 am. Tiz the season.

Soon you will be back regulary (did I spell that right?) any time you fucking want. :)

Thu Dec 07, 05:08:00 PM CST  
Blogger Babs said...

Did someone mention high tea? Pretzel fuck.... makes sense to me. Something I'd like to try with Antonio some day...

Thu Dec 07, 07:17:00 PM CST  

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