I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

SO MUCH TO BLOG ABOUT..SO LITTLE TIME

First of all....the Cowboys rule...we are in first place in our division..the Eagles won this week, but it doesn't matter cause we have won more..Sorry Brad...sometimes that is more important to me than anything else..beating the Eagles and then leading our division...we have a new kicker ...he is good...3-4 for field goals.(and he is a shitload cheaper than that other marblehead asshole....)after his 46 yard field goal with 6 seconds left on the time clock to win the game..he did a little happy dance all over the place...he is sooo..exuberant..the head lines for the sports section said "Happy Feet."....cool..!!sigh*..I'm happy footed too..
Other good news....Pee-Wee's xmas show from 1988 is going to be on this Thursday at 9:30central on Cartoon Network...This may be one of tv's finer moments...It's an hour of music and comedy..Pee-wee and his regular Playhouse buddies prepare for the big day with the help of a surreal array of guest stars, including Whoopie Goldberg,Magic Johnson,Frankie Avalon,Dinah Shore and Grace Jones("The Little Drummer Boy.") When Ricardo the pool boy tries to teach Pee-wee to say "Merry Christmas" in Spanish("Feliz Navi-Blee-Blah!"), Cuchi-Cuchi girl Charo enters singing..The special is priceless and even a touch poignant.Pee-wee over-whelms Santa with an enormous list, leaving no toys for all the other kids in the world.After an epiphany of sorts, he willing gives up his loot.
Because of its late time slot, parents may want to set the video recorder for this goyous gift to the family.Made you look!
Oh, man..how great is that..except that I don't get the Cartoon Network and won't get to see it..I know David my best friend loves me ..but don't think he loves me enough to let me come over and watch Pee-wee...he's not much of a fan...sigh*..
I am thinking of starting a Pee-wee tradition..and every day have a secret word..and everytime someone says it..you have to scream...hmmmmm....think the secret word for today is:TOY!
everytime someone says the word TOY.. you have to scream out loud at the top of your lungs..but you can't tell anyone why you're screaming...I like this game..
Well, hate to be a spoiler of our good times..but have some disgusting news...the Exxon Chief was awarded 17% pay hike;and his bonus doubles...Rex Tillerson, who became chairman and chief executive of Exxon Mobil Corp.in January, joined the company in 1975 after graduating from the University of Texas at Austin..fuckity fuck fuck fuck..
He also receives 23 percent increase in restricted shares..Mr.Tillerson who this year oversaw the company's biggest increase in oil production since Exxon Mobil was created in 1999 acquisition, will receive half his $2.8 million bonus this month with the rest deferred, the company said.
Exxon is expected to boost net income by 5.8% this year to $38.2 billion.Exxon earned $36.1 billion last year, a record for any U.S. company.
The company raised output 7.2 percent in the quarter by tapping new wells in Nigeria,Qatar and Russia.Mr. Tillerson is widening exploration in Madagascar, Indonesia and the Gulf of Mexico and expanding chemicals plants to take advantage of increasing global petroleum demand.
Exxon Mobil shares have risen 38 percent this year and are headed for the biggest annual increase since at least 1981.
Think about that the next time you pull up to the gas tank and fill up...I'm putting in a special request to the Goddess...please Dear Lady...smite them greedy bastids.smite them good..
Ok...I will leave you with one final word.....

" TOY"

11 comments:

john said...

what a win by the cowboys last sunday .a real cardiac finish !

yellowdoggranny said...

yup...but i took the cowboys and gave up 31/2 points so won the game but lost the bet..rats...but im kicking the shit out of my bookie this year on bets..hahahah

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG
You have a Pee Wee fetish...do you???? Very interesting!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"goyous gift"...cackle,..snort.. :)

Anonymous said...

it's funny how the company that sells the oil makes a fortune but the company that makes the cars, GM, is almost bankrupt.

i think it may have something to do with oil cartels. if the bush family was in the car business maybe things would be the other way around.

Anonymous said...

I can't scream. I'll wake The Boss and she has to go to work at 4 AM.
Your getting tricky with the word play, going to the library is edgamacational.

I can't wait until all the scientists who are checking out that guys device that creates almost free energy prove it really works and we suddenly don't need oil. You'll see a lot of rich jerks trying to outlaw it because it hurts their business.

Anonymous said...

Sooo, I'm just wondering if you have already planned your Cowboys in the playoffs and super bowl parties yet.

Anonymous said...

I've got a vehicle that you just put a 12 pack of beer into and it will take you anywhere in town.
Put it in the front seat of my car and tell me where you want to go!

yellowdoggranny said...

ol lady: yup..im crazy about pee-wee..along with my oldest granddaughter...we loves our pee-wee..
sling:feliz navi blee blah..
rubyrocks:wow..isnt that weird..i never thought about it ..but your right..george and his bidness buddies should be in the car bidness..ford and gm would be raking in the money...
nitwit:i bet there are 73 different energy saving devices bought up by the oil industry over the years..along with the cure for the common cold..your package is on the way...should get there by friday...
jan:ohhhh no...that would jinx the cowboys...we don't even talk about the playoffs or superbowl...one game at a time..
tex:really?? i wanna go to hawaii..

Anonymous said...

Your Pee Wee fetish shall be tickled soon....

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