I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

.......GOOD NEWS.......BAD NEWS.......

Ok, the good news is...The Bush White House is backing off it's claim that the U.S. is 'winning' in Iraq...Considering that everyone else in the entire free world has known this for months is the bad news..Stupid dipshits...
I'm not sure what you would call this news...
Pope's pastor calls for penance for sex abuse...
Vatican City.. Pope Benedict XVI's personal preacher asked the pontiff on Friday to declare a day of fasting and penance to express the Roman Catholic Church's solidarity with the victims of clerical sex abuse. In the strongly worded lecture, the Rev. Raniero Cantalamessa denounced the "abominations" committed inside the church"by its own ministers and pastors" and declared that the church has "paid a high price for this."
Of all the fucking nerve....The church has paid a high price?....You ignorant asshole...Not as high a price as the ones that were abused by the priests....And a bunch of mea culpa's and Our Father's aren't going to do the job either..You insensitive dickhead...They could be bankrupt from the law suits and it wouldn't be enough punishment..Some things money can't buy..Like your innocence... I would like to tell them where they can stick the fasting and penance..

The Goddess is most pissed.....

Now this was a strange little item in my Dallas Morning News...
SHORTAGE FORCES SCOTTISH TROOPS TO SHARE KILTS..
yeah, that headline got my attention too....what the fuck? them Scots are a weird bunch of pervs...but it's not what it seems..

London..A shortage of ceremonial kilts could leave thousands of soldiers without a stitch of plaid to wear as they parade to the shirl of the bagpipes. Military officals said Monday that more than 5,000 Scottish soldiers are having to share their kilts because defense chiefs have not finalized a contract to buy enough of the garments to go around.The men, who face regular tours of duty in south Iraq and Afghanistan, have just 320-kilts, or one for every 15 soldiers...

So I have this mental picture of all those Scottish swinging dicks under the kilts, standing right next to 14 other Scottish swinging dicks with no kilts..I am actually taking a mental picture of all 5,000 swinging dicks..
hmmm..wonder if Rev.Raniero Cantalamessa will declare a day of fasting and penance for me...
fuckme till I Leo and Nitwit wear kilts..

17 comments:

leo myshkin said...

i didn't get to where i am today by wearing a fecking kilt.

(or bending over for priests)

yellowdoggranny said...

what did you do to get where you are?????

JBlue said...

Good grief, are you on a ROLL today! Whatever you're smoking, keep smoking it. You're killing me. Hey, if I take you over to Vatican City, will you kick that guy's ass right in front of me?

You'd better start with some Hail Marys, YDG.

Anonymous said...

instead of penance and fasting they should have to give up all of their $$$ to the victims and to the poor. let them live in horriable situations...make them leave Vatican City and live in boxes in ally ways. Did you know that Vatican City is the most riches place in the world and that the Roman Catholic Church has the mostest money?? Most people are not aware of this, and the fuckin church is always saying about helping others???? what the fuck!! I know people who are Catholic and they are hungry and with out work and sick kids but do you see the fuckin church giving them support???? Nooooo but they will pray fer ya! bastards!!!! Dam look what you did to me yellowdog granny...sent me on a tear!!!! I was raised Catholic went to Catholic school and all that shit...and boy do I have opinions on that shit!!!!!!! I won't get started on it.

Anonymous said...

you have a wonderful ability to turn a phrase .. lol

and i must say that I agree with you.. mostly....

as for kilts.. :)

being scot irish and a tad of welsh.. i am a fan.. and you should see how nice my son looks in his dress kilt! maybe i will have to post his pic again..

anyway..
thank you for stopping by my place, and for your kind words..

see ya round the blog..

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yellowdoggranny said...

blogger:you bet your ass. that is one of my life long dreams to kick a pope's ass...right after I tell him what a pig he and all the rest of them dress wearing perverts are...
ol lady: im with you sister...how can they have allllll that money and not do any more for the poor than they do..the aids epidemic in africa could be halted if the church would get off it's stance on birth control and have the nuns and priests hand out condoms...dont get me started...
kath:mostly?..hm...i'll take that as it's better than 'you stupid bitch..you know not where forth you speak.'....thanks for stopping by...
tina: will come by and check it out..i love being tagged...
er...kinda

Anonymous said...

Bruce is Scottish and he says if it isn't scott it's crap, he doesn't where a kilt or swing his dick, lucky me.

Anonymous said...

With so many men wearing the same kilts, they will almost assuredly need Scotch Guard.

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Anonymous said...

I wish these sonsofbitches pimping their MLM scams had them shoved up their collective ass!
Sorry YG.
Now to another matter...Fuck you till who gets kilt!?

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