Ok, the good news is...The Bush White House is backing off it's claim that the U.S. is 'winning' in Iraq...Considering that everyone else in the entire free world has known this for months is the bad news..Stupid dipshits...
I'm not sure what you would call this news...
Pope's pastor calls for penance for sex abuse...
Vatican City.. Pope Benedict XVI's personal preacher asked the pontiff on Friday to declare a day of fasting and penance to express the Roman Catholic Church's solidarity with the victims of clerical sex abuse. In the strongly worded lecture, the Rev. Raniero Cantalamessa denounced the "abominations" committed inside the church"by its own ministers and pastors" and declared that the church has "paid a high price for this."
Of all the fucking nerve....The church has paid a high price?....You ignorant asshole...Not as high a price as the ones that were abused by the priests....And a bunch of mea culpa's and Our Father's aren't going to do the job either..You insensitive dickhead...They could be bankrupt from the law suits and it wouldn't be enough punishment..Some things money can't buy..Like your innocence... I would like to tell them where they can stick the fasting and penance..
The Goddess is most pissed.....
Now this was a strange little item in my Dallas Morning News...
SHORTAGE FORCES SCOTTISH TROOPS TO SHARE KILTS..
yeah, that headline got my attention too....what the fuck? them Scots are a weird bunch of pervs...but it's not what it seems..
London..A shortage of ceremonial kilts could leave thousands of soldiers without a stitch of plaid to wear as they parade to the shirl of the bagpipes. Military officals said Monday that more than 5,000 Scottish soldiers are having to share their kilts because defense chiefs have not finalized a contract to buy enough of the garments to go around.The men, who face regular tours of duty in south Iraq and Afghanistan, have just 320-kilts, or one for every 15 soldiers...
So I have this mental picture of all those Scottish swinging dicks under the kilts, standing right next to 14 other Scottish swinging dicks with no kilts..I am actually taking a mental picture of all 5,000 swinging dicks..
hmmm..wonder if Rev.Raniero Cantalamessa will declare a day of fasting and penance for me...
fuckme till I Leo and Nitwit wear kilts..
7 comments:
what did you do to get where you are?????
Good grief, are you on a ROLL today! Whatever you're smoking, keep smoking it. You're killing me. Hey, if I take you over to Vatican City, will you kick that guy's ass right in front of me?
You'd better start with some Hail Marys, YDG.
you have a wonderful ability to turn a phrase .. lol
and i must say that I agree with you.. mostly....
as for kilts.. :)
being scot irish and a tad of welsh.. i am a fan.. and you should see how nice my son looks in his dress kilt! maybe i will have to post his pic again..
anyway..
thank you for stopping by my place, and for your kind words..
see ya round the blog..
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Bruce is Scottish and he says if it isn't scott it's crap, he doesn't where a kilt or swing his dick, lucky me.
With so many men wearing the same kilts, they will almost assuredly need Scotch Guard.
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