.......TWISTED SISTER CHRISTMAS CAROLS.......

I swear to the Goddess.....I'm sitting there in front of my little tv, in my big ole ass chair that fits my big ole ass..Reading my book about neanderthals and what should my little ears hear but...."Oh Come All You Faithful."...by Twisted Sister...I shit you not...If my big ole ass hadn't been so tightly packed into my big ole ass chair I would have fallen out on to the floor..It takes a lot to freak me out...I've been married 3 times, been to a couple of goat ropings,a dog fight, the Mesquite Rodeo, a luau and the Dallas State Fair and I have never seen anything so fucking freaky in my life as Twisted Sister singing "Oh Come All You Faithful."
Holy Shit!!! If that wasn't bad enough...it was the appearance of said Twisted Sisters...they have not aged well, our twisted sister boys of rock...the drummer is big enough to eat hay and shit in the streets, the guitar player is almost as fat as the drummer but makes up for it by having dyed thinning locks of hair....and the lead singer..what the fuck is his name??? anyhow..he needs a lot more make up ...lots more....way more...hell, Avon doesn't carry enough make up to help him ...I just know that if I live to be 118..I don't ever want to see or listen to anything that scary again ....I think they are going to be on the Late Late Show which follows Letterman in case anyone is interested...check your tv guide..
All ya'll in Okla ...be sure and go to the Oklahoma City's
New years Eve Celebration called Opening Night..it is the 20th Anniversay...takes place Dec. 31st. from 7pm to midnight at 13 sites around downtown and Bricktown. More than 40 performers can bee seen on 18 stages...and get this...the North Texas polka-fusion band Brave Combo will be among them...that's the band that plays at Westfest every year and has since the first one..they are really good..and even if you don't like polka music..you will love them..
Just when I think ..well, Jackiesue..you've seen it all..some asshole makes a liar out of me...get this:
"Science and technology have advanced so much: a bliind person can hunt right now. But they need someone to tell them, "the Duck is at 28 degrees, aim a little to the left," things like that."...Texas State Rep. Edmund Kuempel, R-Sequin, defending the bill he's introduced making it legal for blind people to hunt with laser sights.....Judas priest..we thought it was dangerous to go duck hunting with Cheney?...well, how about Cheney out hunting with a bunch of blind dudes with laser guns..?Holy Shit!...
Also..just when I was starting to feel really bad about all those illegals that got picked up in the raids and sent back home..I read this little blurb in my Dallas Am News and think..fuckem...
"When 9/11 came along, everyone remebered it. I think everyone will remember this." Isis Diaz, 14, on the effect seeing family and friends taken to jail in the meat-packing raids might have on the local Latino community.
Yeah, those 2 events have a lot in common...thousands of innocent law abiding people going about their daily lives get slaughtered by terrorists..and a bunch of illegals get busted for breaking the law... uh huh...I can see the similarities...fuckme till they get green cards..
Ok, I will close this with my 'Im sorry, it's just the way my mind works little peice of information.'... Am I the only one who's first thought when they heard about the stroke of the S. Dakota Democrat Sen. Tim Johnson...
"oh fuck, the Bushies did it?"
Just seems like it was sooo coincidental ..(especially since the one who will make the decision about replacing him will be a ...republican......)we are ahead by one...and then one of ours goes down with a stroke...yeah....right....and it will be tied and tie breaker goes to ole sure shot cheney himself.???? Sorry...I don't trust them fuckers enough to not think they are not capable of doing something to even it up some...sigh*...is it just me..?...
fuck me till I vote twice in the next election...