I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas

Thursday, December 21, 2006

LETTERS TO SANTA CLAUS FROM THE KIDS IN WEST, TEXAS

Yep..it's that time of year again..for the kids to write to Santa..the West News prints letters to Santa every year and it is one of my favorites...so here is a sampling of what the kids in West, Tours, Hillsboro,Abbot, Leroy, and Tokio want Santa to bring them..

Dear Santa,
I have really tried hard to be good this year for Mom and Dad. I want a bunch of stuff this year and will be mailing you pictures of everything I would like.Enjoy your homemade cookies and milk, and I left some carrots for Rudolph. Please remember Bubba also, he has been a good brother this year. Love Paige Knapek age 8..West.

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want 1,000,000 baseball cards, wrestiling DVD's, wrestiling man, wrestiling cards, a 3-inch wide and a foot in length skateboarad like Tony Hawk's. I also want chemicals.Kyle Holecek age 8, West. (I am trying to decide if that is chemicals like in a chemesty set or if he wants...."chemicals.".....in West..you never know.)

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is 4 games the first one is Smackdown vs Raw 2007, Avatar the last Airbender, Cars the video game and Trillville. I also am collecting baseball cards, football cards and wrestling cards. So I would really like to get some baseball cards, football cards and wrestling cards, and if you think I have been good enough (which I have ) I would like some toy wrestling action figures.Love,Jacob Muhl age 9 West.

Dear Santa Claus,
How are you? I was very, very good this year. What kind of cookies do you want me to put out for you? I want you to surprise me. I really, really really like you. You are very genourous and nice. My little sister Johanna, wants to be surprised too. She is six. My little brother, Dominic, is two. I am not sure what he wants. I love you. Love, Danielle Drews, age 8, West.
(she and her sister Johanna and Dominic where just in here and Dominic said he wanted a hammer for Christmas and more books.and especially wanted books on trucks..this kid is a truck loving fool..)

Dear Santa,
Iwould like wrestlers clothes and shoes. I would also like for sick people to get better. That is all I want. Chance Porter.age 8, West.(this is the grandson of a couple that I used to get drunk and party with..nice to see the buzz gene didn't stretch to him.)


Dear Santa,
How is it going? Santa, if you could have anything for Christmas, anything at all that you could open, what would it be? I don't know what I want for Christmas. I want to give something to you. You have done so much for me, I want to give you something.Claire Hutyra, age 8, West.

Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want some walky talkies, a knight kingdom set and a snuggle pillow.(my snuggle pillow's name is Antonio....)
I want this Christmas to be the best Christmas yet. I'll put you out some milk and cookies with icing and sprinkles. I make them with my gran-gran. They're good.
Have a very merry Christmas. Say hi to the elves and Mrs. Claus for me. And I also love when you write notes back to me. I still have the ones you gave me last year.Am I on the good kid side?
PS-Take it easy on yourself, Santa. Kristen Jares.age 9, West.

Dear Santa,
I enjoyed talking to you at the old West train station. In case you forgot, I would like a Baby Alive, an Easy Bake Oven and a Cabbage Patch Doll with hair that changes colors. I have ben kind and I love to help others, especially my two Nanas and Papas. May there be Peace on Earth and Merry Christmas to all! Trinity Faith Vidrine age 5,West.

Dear Santa,
Thank you for a great Christmas last year.Mommy said I have been a good girl this year again. Could you please bring me a coat so I can be warm on the chilly days of winter and a new brown bear I can play with? My mommy would like a pair of house shoes and a gown and robe this year. My daddy needs some Craftsman tools to work on his wheel chair with. Please leave something nice for Msgr. Isidore and Father Jim. I hope you have a safe trip Christmas Eve! Merry Christmas! Love Sugar Opperman. age 5, Leroy..( I hope this kid got one of the jackets..and everything else she wanted..)

Dear Santa,
What I want for Christmas is bb gun with extra bb's and some Redzone deodrent for my stepdad, and a box of candy for my mom, and something for my papa and his dog.
PS-If you can, will you get me a remote control semi plese? Kevin Cvikel

Dear Santa,
I am in the second grade. I have been a very good little girl this year.For Christmas, I would like an Ipod, American Girl and Nintendo DS games. For Christmas I will be giving you three cookies and a glass of milk.I know your elves are working hard for me and my friends. So for Christmas I will give you a present because you deserf one. I hope your presents don't fall out of the sleigh, especially mine. Emeri Eubanks.age 7.West.

Dear Santa,
I am in the second grade. I have been good, haven't I? I want a pink and blue roller blades, some drawing paper with that purplish, whitish, yellowish thing. The last thing that will finish my Christmas is for you and Mrs. Claus and the elves to have a very happy, merry Christmas.
PS-Oh, I forgot, tell Frosty I said hi, and for Mrs. Claus to keep you in shape.Kylie Rankin age. 7

Dear Santa,
I want you to know I am going to be in West for Christmas visiting my Nana and Popo O'Brien. I would really like a My Baby Alive doll, a TMX Elmo and a Mr. Potato Head. I would also like a fancy Christmas outfit to wear to Church. I also want my Daddy to come home from Iraq where he is stationed in the Army.
Chloe Dodd age 3..Colorado Springs, Co(I hope they got out of Colorado before the storm hit..)

Dear Santa,
I have been very good. I want a real baby pony that is a girl and has white and brown spots. I like baby horses. Bring me little diamonds for my hair and my very own phone please.I love you and you are in my heart. Please tell Jesus that I like his birthday and I love him very much. Love, Ally Holloman age 4. West.(she better reallly realllly love Jesus so she can get her very own phone...since she's 4 YEARS OLD...judas priest)

Dear Santa,
I've been a good girl. I love you so much and I love Jesus because he was born. I want Butterscotch that is like a real horse but it's not. I love it. I want Princess Genevieve that has bracelets and I want the Prince so he can marry her. And don't forget a Dora jeep and Bratz head. That's all. I'm done. Love Audrey Holloman..age 4..West

Dear Santa,
I wish I had a flatscreen TV. I wish I had a new pere of shoes, bikes, a new house and a million of buck. I wish I had a hot tub in the yard and in the front too. Pharra Williams age 8.

Dear Santa,
How are you doing? How is the North Pole? Is Mrs. Clause doing good? I have been not so good this year. I have been talking bad and punching my brother too. But I have been listening to my mom and cleaning my room! I want a rabbit for Christmas and a buldog too and a nintendo with with Madden 07.Wyatt Powers WES


Dear Santa,
I've tried hard to be good this year.Please bring me some train tracks and a train and a NASCAR race track. I really want a sled but unless you can bring me some snow, I guess I really don't need one..
I also want a cool book, one that I have not read. Oh, and some game boy games. I'll leave you the usual milk and cookies by the tree. Have a safe trip and don't forget to wear your seat belts.
PS-Don't forget to stop by my cousins and friends houses please.Hayden Gerik age 5, West..

and last but not least..a kid after my own heart...

Dear Santa,
I tried really hard to be good. This year for Christmas please bring me a Leapster Pad and some games, Barbie Skates, the 12 Dancing Princesses movie, some board games,and a cross to hang on the wall.Please bring something for my puppies Jidder and Joe and the new baby puppy Jasper.I will leave you some Dr. Pepper, cookies and cheese for your reindeer. I love you! Cailea Renee Boman Age 5..Abbott, Texas.

ok..it was the Dr. Pepper for Santa that I liked...not the hanging of the cross...if you're going to hang a guy on my wall, I would prefer him alive...

West, Texas gathered over 1,500 toys for Toys for Tots..and they will remain here in our town..One hundred and twenty-eight needy children from 46 area families will have a merrier Christmas this year..The exact number was 1,550 toys..In addition to the toy drive, donation jars (for monetary donations) were available at several locations in the city and the money was used to purchase jackets for the West Kiwanis Club's Jackets for the Needy drive. Enough money was donated to purchase 36 jackets. Also, the names of the kids were put into a drawing for some bicycles and were given away this past Tuesday night..
I love my town..


the library will be closed till next Tuesday...so unless I can get to a computer I will not be posting till then... So will take this time to wish you all a very very very Merry fucking Christmas...
I love you all...

fuckme till I hear sleigh bells...

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have a happy holiday Sweetie!! I'll hoist a glass or several in your honor!!!

Some of those letters brought tears to my eyes, some made me laugh out loud.

Out of the mouths of babes. . .

Love ya!!

HUGGSS!!

Anonymous said...

LOVED the letter from Paige who is going to mail Santa pictures of everything she wants. None of that cheap imitation shit for her.

You have a great Christmas and may the Cowboys grant your every wish.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit batman, talked to you today so you know how the heck I am feeling. Merry fecking holiday yule tide and all that crap by tuesday it will be over yippie!

Anonymous said...

Highly amusing, in a hilarious-yet-innocently-sweet sort of way.

Happy Yule to you at least, and if you're going to be gone for a while, Happy Christmas as well.

apositivepessimist said...

Merry Christmas ye olde tart!!

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Cassandra said...

Dear Santa,
Please bring Jackiesue Antonio Banderas with a Dr. Pepper in each hand. Don't worry, she'll remove the Dr. Peppers first. She knows what to do with the rest.
Stay jolly and don't let no one put you on a diet.
Babs, age 36

Anonymous said...

Funny and warm post JS..Loved it!
You have a Merry Christmas. :)

Anonymous said...

Some of these were just too funny!!! Thank you for the smiles ... :)

Wishing you and your family all the very best for Christmas and the new year!!!

Cheers to Jackie Sue!!!!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Jackie! Miss you around my blog. Hope you have an awesome holiday and that the New Year brings you nothing but happiness! You deserve the best :)

For me, I just want this holiday over, what day is this and I havent shopped or have a tree? lol bah humbug

Anonymous said...

hey there yellowdog granny...I got your card today and the pics, your dog sure was a cute one :) I'm not fond of cats but a psyco cat that eats aleo vera??? I could probably warm up to that one.
I wish you all the best and I hope that Santa is good to you...even though you are on the naughty list!!

Anonymous said...

i hope that you have a perfectly wonderful christmas.. filled with laughter, friends and love..

crossing fingers for santa to bring you a computer..

( well , ya never know, eh??)

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but that is just me, and i liked the actual 'matrix' shit- where they could bend the rules of physics and run on walls and shit like that...in the first, there was a lot of that. in the second, less of it, and in the third- almost none.

so if you have seen the first, then you are pretty much up to date...

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Mouthy Girl said...

Excellent post! I freaking LOVE reading Santa letters! Next year, my 6th graders are going to write letters to Santa - applying to be helpers!!!! The principal at the elementary school next to my middle school is going to dress up, etc. He'll need some damn help! I can't wait! (A whole fucking year away!)

I know I'm earning a black mark next to my name for this...but...Trinity Faith? Whatever happened to Sadie, Katherine, Julie? Ya know?

Buddha has a kid in his toddler room whose name is Nekoda. I swear. I couldn't make UP something like that.

Be kind to kids. Give 'em a name. A NAME!!!

Anonymous said...

merry fecking christmas and say hi to kinky for me if you see him. i hope he runs for president.

Carina said...

Awwww....so cute, lotta heart in those Christmas wishes! I hope Santa is good to each and every one.
Have a merry fuckin Christmas yourself, (((HUGS))) from cold rainy Michigan all the way to West TX.

Anonymous said...

You have yourself a Very Merry Christmas And the New Year brings you all the best! I love those post of the kids. I just wish no one had to go through a hard time this time of year! Have a great one hun!!

Anonymous said...

That kid that wants "deodrent" for his stepdad cracked me up good.

Merry Fucking Christmas yerownself!

Anonymous said...

I wanna remote control semi.
10-fuckin'-4!

Happy Seasonings!

Anonymous said...

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT."

(I hope you got lots of neat stuff)

Anonymous said...

AWWWW~We love you too, JS. Hope you get everything you want and want every thing you get.

Merry Christmas Darlin'

Anonymous said...

E-A-G-L-E-S, Eagles!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas, JS! Hope yours was a good one.

JACKIESUE said...

lauren:glad you liked the lettes..one of my favorite things about my west newspaper..they do this every year..and our toys for tots and jacket drive was a huge success...hope you had a merry merry..i did..
Jan: yeah, that was one of my favorites too...cowboys suck..
Nancy:was great talking to you..hope you had a merry merry too...
Josh:yup...kids can really tug on the old heartstrings...hope yours was merry..jac
apos: thumb up your old bum gal..
babs: well i scored on the dr.pepper and didnt screw up my blood sugar..but no sign of antonio...damn santa..
sling:merry merry to you too.
sue: hope you had a merry merry and a happy happy...cheers to you too..

tina: i swear i will be around more..eveyone is getting short shrift from me...so many blogs..so little time...yup..fork me ..im done..christmas is over..yeah..
ol lady: there is a great christmas song that i love..called i aint gettin' nuttin for christmas..mama and daddy are mad..i aint gettin nuttin for christmas..cause i aint been nuffin but bad...thats me...
annie is a nutjob..

kath: christmas was terrific and so far..no computer..but im hoping..
Justin: guess i wont worry about watching the other ones then..thanks...saw redeye and really liked it..i like it when women kick the shit out of the bad guys..
call me anytime..day or night...no matter..you wanna talk?..i can listen...
buddha_girl: aint that they truth..some of these names that people give there kids..there should be a new law..no stupid names for the kid...period..cant wait for the christmas pictures...glad he liked his beanie babies and books..

rubyrocks: think kinky is still in hiding..plus he's jewish and is probably avoiding us no account christians that didnt vote for him...gad..running for president..dont give him any ideas..i can just see it:barak obama and kinky friedman on the ballot..

carina: merry fucking christmas to you too...giggle..snort*

cherlee: christmas was super duper..

winston: wasnt that funny..i cracked up laughing when i read that one..and that brand of deodrent is way way cheap..so his own boby odor must be bad if that will make him smell good..
allan: hope you got your remote controled semi.
rubyrocks: to tell you the truth i did get some really neat stuff..smell like a french elevator with all my new lotions and bath oils..
junebugg: got everything but antonio and the win over the eagles..fuckity fuck fuck fuck..
good to talk to you..was fun...
brad: i mean this in the nicest possible way:fuck you...and the eagles..
cyberoutlaw: it rocked..except for brads eagles..

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