I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas

Monday, December 11, 2006

THE WEIRD AND THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF JACKIESUE

I love it when there is so much weird shit in the paper I don't know which and what to put first...hm...lets see..I know..I'll start out with the letter to the Dallas Morning News where the person is pissed because the Dallas Convention and Visitors Bureau is actively promoting Dallas as a gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender destination..(their words)..Seems the bureau's Web site tous Dallas as a city of 'sassy drag queens'and 'strapping gay rodeo champs.' Be still my heart...haha..oh man..did I have a good laugh over that one..I love the letters to the editor in the Dallas paper..they get so pissed over such goofy shit...unlike me who only gets pissed and writes letters when George Bush fucks up so bad I have to vent..but that was before I had you guys to vent to...life is pretty fucking good since you guys came into my life...

Seems some of the citizens of Katy, Texas(by Houston) is all up in arms over the building of a Islamic Mosque...The Houston metropolitan area has about 170,000 Muslims and the Islamic association bought some land in Katy for $1.1 million and is planning on building a Mosque along with after-school activities, housing for senior citizens, a fitness center and an Islamic school...Some guy who lives next to the land says if they build it he will hold pig races on all Muslim holy days...which doesn't mean jack to Muslims as they don't care what you do with pigs as long as they don't have to eat them...The neighbors are worried about it becoming a hot bed of terrorists and all sorts of nefarious deeds...I think the land is like 11 acres..and everyone has ruffled feathers and chapped asses....this could really be interesting to keep up on...my cousins live in Houston and the surrounding areas...wonder what those good christians will have to say?....I see a great oppurtunity to email them and ask them how they feel about a Islamic Mosque being build out by them...hmmm. I see another round of prayer meetings for me coming up..
Did you read in the paper or hear on the news where this woman who lives in the Dallas area is being banned from certain Air Lines as she has a not so safety type habit of lighting matches on the plane to cover up her farts?...I'm not making this shit up folks...this is real news...I laughed so hard when I read this..."American has banned her for a long time."--Lynne Lowrance, Nashville airport spokeswoman on an American Airlines' move against unidentified Dallas-area woman who attempted to disguise her flatulence by lighting matches aboard aircraft....
man..those must be some stinky ass farts...
Great little blurb on the weepy ex-President.. "I don't enjoy breaking up, but when you talk about somebody you love, and you get older, you do it more."....Former George Bush, explaining why he cried in a spech about his son, outgoing Florida Gov Jeb Bush....he wouldn't have to cry so much about them and their activities if they weren't such fuck ups...He's probaby crying cause he KNOWS their fuckups and it's just too damn late to do anything about them now..
And just to show that Im an equal oppurtunity asskicker...here's one for the Baptists..
"My tertiary speciality in the Air Force was psychological warfare, and I was no mean student thereof. It is imperative to know everything conveivably possible about your adversaries and their soft underbelly---and have the patience to await the most strategic moment to strike,"..Herbert Reynolds, retired Baylor University president, in an e-mail threatening to release unspecified damaging information about rival former president Robert Sloan if the university didn't stop publication of school history.....oh, my! What every happened to 'turning the cheek???
Ok, enough news...I can only do so much of this shit when out either laughing out loud or swearing and since I'm boxed in by teenagers..I have to be good...painful as it may be...Ok, ...I have to do one more..it's just too good to pass up...In Waco, Texas ..School administrators gave a 4-year old student an in-school suspension for inappropriately touching a teacher's aide after the pre-kindergartner hugged the woman..
A letter from La Vega school distric administrators to the boy's parents said he was involved in 'inappropriate physical behavior interpreted as sexual contact and/or sexual harasment" when he "rubber his face" in the aide's chest while hugging her.
DaMarcus Blackwell, the boys father, filed a complaint over the punishment."When I got the letter, my world flipped," he said.
the distric has since notified him that the offense has been changed to "Inappropriate physical contact" and that the reference to sexual contact or sexual harassment have been removed.
The La Vega school district covers about 30 miles around Waco.
WHAT THE FUCK?
I swear to the Goddess, sometimes people just simply stun the ever living shit out of me...I can just see it now...'no Sally, you can't play with Bobby, as he sexual harrassed his teacher...'....judas priest...

The weather is back to being Texas again..it's in the 70's today..and big old fat gray storm clouds are building up..supposed to remain in the 70's but maybe we will get some rain out of it..
I went today and handed in my applilcation to the apt building..I am bouncing between being excited about it and scared about it..as I have not lived in an apt in almost 15 years..fuck...If I get some schmuck on top of me or below me like Babs loud neighbor I can see me getting tossed out for bipping him up side the head..but I think they are all old farts and I will probably he the loudest one there..I do like to play my music loud and I may have to curtail my screaming at the tv set when Bush is on and the cowboys lose like they did last night...oh fuck was I insane or what?...I had this bad feeling all Sunday before the game..New Orleans head coach is a student of Parcels and knows Romo and our offense as well as our coach does...and they spanked our ass and spanked it bad...I just hope that they can turn it around..and man did my picks suck this week... couldnt pick a winner to save my soul..think I had 4 wins...so my pct. is down ..rats...

This coming Wed. is the paper that will have all the letters to Santa Claus in it..so will have some West News..well, I have no more news so I will try to read some of your blogs...there is some kid running around whining and crying and I may snap and bip him too...
fuckme till I whistle..

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

So your blogging buddies have saved you from visits from the Secret Service and possible incarceration after your letters to Bush. It's the least we can do, Jackiesue, to repay you for the news from Texas which just gets better and better. Pig races on Muslim holy days...too funny.

Sorry about the Cowboys, but they should make the playoffs, unllke, say the 49'ers who totally suck this month, year, decade.

dom said...

Maybe you should visit my site for weird news huh !
I read that story and almost ran it, but didn't want to offend my millions of Muslim fans ( remind me to buy a pig !)

42-17 that's gotta hurt !

Anonymous said...

I heard about that farting incident and thought it was both amusing and sad. Amusing that CNN had a headline of "Flatulence diverts plane" or something similar, and sad that people are still so paranoid to fly. Besides, I don't know what those people were complaining about, they had oxygen masks within easy reach...

Carina said...

Damn woman, I don't hardly have to read the news any more, just come over to Jackie Sue's place! Are you freaking shitting me about the four year old....that is just insane. How sad.
I saw in your previous entry what you said about the new Stephen King book....you know it is quite critically acclaimed blah blah. Well I started it recently, haven't read much....it's entertaining but so far I'm a bit disappointed, I miss the crazy blood and horror and guts King, I guess. Glad to hear it will pick up eventually. I am wondering who she'll brain with the silver shovel this time. LOL.

john said...

i saw that clip of ex pres bush crying a lot .it was very painful to watch that his son , jeb , has to stop him .

Anonymous said...

Hiya Jackie,

I also saw that article about the woman lighting matches up on a plane to cover her farts up.

Just imagine if she was doing the "blue flame specials" with the farts and the matches...holy shit...she could have blown them all out of the sky!

Mike :)

Anonymous said...

How would you be able to tell she was farting? The air quality on planes is so bad that it makes me sick to fly, and after a while the bathrooms add to the stench.
I bet that the people who are complaining about the Mosque would welcome a prison with lots of jobs.
Jackiesue blogging in public and giving the teenagers a real world education. You have to get back on line at home before they arrest you for contributing to the delinquency of minors.

Rowan Dawn said...

"rubbed his face in the aide's chest"
I call that snuggling! I can't beleive she would think a little kid was sexually harassing her. now that poor kid is going to have issues about touching people, when the issues were with the aides perception. When my daughter was 7, her school in wyoming didn't allow tank tops- even beautiful crocheted ones I spent a lot of money on, because, "you know how these girls try to push the limits" the principal with a penis told me.

no, I don't know. How does a 7 year old push the limits? I think the problem is with the male staff, and not with the little girls. ass monkeys. I hate public schools. hate, hate, hate them!

Anonymous said...

What has the world come to when you can't even fart on a plane anymore! Thanks for bringing us the weirdness ... :)

Anonymous said...

The letters to santa should be fun and interesting. I have not been following the news much lately like I usually do. It upsets me too much anymore. Last time I read it a woman stuck her kid in the microwave. Good luck with the apt!

JACKIESUE said...

jan:my blogging buddies have saved me from lots of things..boredom,falling off the wagon,taking drugs again,getting thrown in jail for stuff that pisses me off and used to not have an outlet for..ha..
i wouldnt mind catching some pig races...no matter what day they were on...
yeah, cowboys sucked the air right out of the stadium sunday night..but hopefully that will be enough to snap them out of their big headedness.

dom: i swear im going to start coming back and reading your posts..i miss it alot..but havent read anyone's posts in 4 days..or there abouts...rats...
josh: dont think it was the farts so much as the matches lighting..ha
carina: the father was on tv this morning almost in tears..also found out he and the kid are black..and excuse me for being a cynic but i bet the hugging from a white kid would have been passed right by...he's soo hurt and upset about his son..im still so pissed..good old waco..wackko's..
kings book wasnt a total wash but if i had bought it i would have been pissed...
john: i think they should take old george off the campaign speech trail for a while..he needs a rest.
mike: my cousins used to light their farts all the time..but not on the airplanes..
nitwit: if they were farts from my chili..it would take more then oxygen masks to help...would have to strap on a parachute and bail out ...
i love twisting the minds of these kids..they are such willing subjects..
lavenderdawn:isn't that the saddest thing you've ever heard..damn waco...
sue: farting is good for the soul..and even better for the digestive system...
mimi: damn..the letters wont' be till next wed..not this wed..i saw some of the letters at the news paper this afternoon when i went and got some pictures copied...st. mary's kindergarden class had just been brought in with their letters...sooo cute..

JACKIESUE said...

jan:my blogging buddies have saved me from lots of things..boredom,falling off the wagon,taking drugs again,getting thrown in jail for stuff that pisses me off and used to not have an outlet for..ha..
i wouldnt mind catching some pig races...no matter what day they were on...
yeah, cowboys sucked the air right out of the stadium sunday night..but hopefully that will be enough to snap them out of their big headedness.

dom: i swear im going to start coming back and reading your posts..i miss it alot..but havent read anyone's posts in 4 days..or there abouts...rats...
josh: dont think it was the farts so much as the matches lighting..ha
carina: the father was on tv this morning almost in tears..also found out he and the kid are black..and excuse me for being a cynic but i bet the hugging from a white kid would have been passed right by...he's soo hurt and upset about his son..im still so pissed..good old waco..wackko's..
kings book wasnt a total wash but if i had bought it i would have been pissed...
john: i think they should take old george off the campaign speech trail for a while..he needs a rest.
mike: my cousins used to light their farts all the time..but not on the airplanes..
nitwit: if they were farts from my chili..it would take more then oxygen masks to help...would have to strap on a parachute and bail out ...
i love twisting the minds of these kids..they are such willing subjects..
lavenderdawn:isn't that the saddest thing you've ever heard..damn waco...
sue: farting is good for the soul..and even better for the digestive system...
mimi: damn..the letters wont' be till next wed..not this wed..i saw some of the letters at the news paper this afternoon when i went and got some pictures copied...st. mary's kindergarden class had just been brought in with their letters...sooo cute..

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apositivepessimist said...

Oh turn it fucking up...yer bloody kidding. Did this teachers aide see that as being sexually harassed by a freaking FOUR yr old. Fuck me dead, now there's a woman that does not need to be anywhere around kids whether they are upset or not.

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Anonymous said...

I sure hope we aren't looking at the shape of things to come for the Cowboys, but just a fluke. When you get your ass kicked at home by the "Ain'ts", it's a sure-fire indicator something's fucked up along the line.
Could you put in a word wit The Godess to bip hell out of that Wacko "teacher" that went all NOW on a four-year-old, for Crissake?! And these are the folks "educating" our children.!?
We're. Freaking. DOOMED!

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