THE WEIRD AND THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF JACKIESUE

I love it when there is so much weird shit in the paper I don't know which and what to put first...hm...lets see..I know..I'll start out with the letter to the Dallas Morning News where the person is pissed because the Dallas Convention and Visitors Bureau is actively promoting Dallas as a gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender destination..(their words)..Seems the bureau's Web site tous Dallas as a city of 'sassy drag queens'and 'strapping gay rodeo champs.' Be still my heart...haha..oh man..did I have a good laugh over that one..I love the letters to the editor in the Dallas paper..they get so pissed over such goofy shit...unlike me who only gets pissed and writes letters when George Bush fucks up so bad I have to vent..but that was before I had you guys to vent to...life is pretty fucking good since you guys came into my life...

Seems some of the citizens of Katy, Texas(by Houston) is all up in arms over the building of a Islamic Mosque...The Houston metropolitan area has about 170,000 Muslims and the Islamic association bought some land in Katy for $1.1 million and is planning on building a Mosque along with after-school activities, housing for senior citizens, a fitness center and an Islamic school...Some guy who lives next to the land says if they build it he will hold pig races on all Muslim holy days...which doesn't mean jack to Muslims as they don't care what you do with pigs as long as they don't have to eat them...The neighbors are worried about it becoming a hot bed of terrorists and all sorts of nefarious deeds...I think the land is like 11 acres..and everyone has ruffled feathers and chapped asses....this could really be interesting to keep up on...my cousins live in Houston and the surrounding areas...wonder what those good christians will have to say?....I see a great oppurtunity to email them and ask them how they feel about a Islamic Mosque being build out by them...hmmm. I see another round of prayer meetings for me coming up..
Did you read in the paper or hear on the news where this woman who lives in the Dallas area is being banned from certain Air Lines as she has a not so safety type habit of lighting matches on the plane to cover up her farts?...I'm not making this shit up folks...this is real news...I laughed so hard when I read this..."American has banned her for a long time."--Lynne Lowrance, Nashville airport spokeswoman on an American Airlines' move against unidentified Dallas-area woman who attempted to disguise her flatulence by lighting matches aboard aircraft....
man..those must be some stinky ass farts...
Great little blurb on the weepy ex-President.. "I don't enjoy breaking up, but when you talk about somebody you love, and you get older, you do it more."....Former George Bush, explaining why he cried in a spech about his son, outgoing Florida Gov Jeb Bush....he wouldn't have to cry so much about them and their activities if they weren't such fuck ups...He's probaby crying cause he KNOWS their fuckups and it's just too damn late to do anything about them now..
And just to show that Im an equal oppurtunity asskicker...here's one for the Baptists..
"My tertiary speciality in the Air Force was psychological warfare, and I was no mean student thereof. It is imperative to know everything conveivably possible about your adversaries and their soft underbelly---and have the patience to await the most strategic moment to strike,"..Herbert Reynolds, retired Baylor University president, in an e-mail threatening to release unspecified damaging information about rival former president Robert Sloan if the university didn't stop publication of school history.....oh, my! What every happened to 'turning the cheek???
Ok, enough news...I can only do so much of this shit when out either laughing out loud or swearing and since I'm boxed in by teenagers..I have to be good...painful as it may be...Ok, ...I have to do one more..it's just too good to pass up...In Waco, Texas ..School administrators gave a 4-year old student an in-school suspension for inappropriately touching a teacher's aide after the pre-kindergartner hugged the woman..
A letter from La Vega school distric administrators to the boy's parents said he was involved in 'inappropriate physical behavior interpreted as sexual contact and/or sexual harasment" when he "rubber his face" in the aide's chest while hugging her.
DaMarcus Blackwell, the boys father, filed a complaint over the punishment."When I got the letter, my world flipped," he said.
the distric has since notified him that the offense has been changed to "Inappropriate physical contact" and that the reference to sexual contact or sexual harassment have been removed.
The La Vega school district covers about 30 miles around Waco.
WHAT THE FUCK?
I swear to the Goddess, sometimes people just simply stun the ever living shit out of me...I can just see it now...'no Sally, you can't play with Bobby, as he sexual harrassed his teacher...'....judas priest...

The weather is back to being Texas again..it's in the 70's today..and big old fat gray storm clouds are building up..supposed to remain in the 70's but maybe we will get some rain out of it..
I went today and handed in my applilcation to the apt building..I am bouncing between being excited about it and scared about it..as I have not lived in an apt in almost 15 years..fuck...If I get some schmuck on top of me or below me like Babs loud neighbor I can see me getting tossed out for bipping him up side the head..but I think they are all old farts and I will probably he the loudest one there..I do like to play my music loud and I may have to curtail my screaming at the tv set when Bush is on and the cowboys lose like they did last night...oh fuck was I insane or what?...I had this bad feeling all Sunday before the game..New Orleans head coach is a student of Parcels and knows Romo and our offense as well as our coach does...and they spanked our ass and spanked it bad...I just hope that they can turn it around..and man did my picks suck this week... couldnt pick a winner to save my soul..think I had 4 wins...so my pct. is down ..rats...
This coming Wed. is the paper that will have all the letters to Santa Claus in it..so will have some West News..well, I have no more news so I will try to read some of your blogs...there is some kid running around whining and crying and I may snap and bip him too...
fuckme till I whistle..