I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

..JACKIESUE'S LAST SUPPER..

If this was truly going to be my last supper, I would go to Nemecek's Meat Market and have them personally cut me a rib eye about 1 1/2 inch thick and the size of a salad plate. I prefer to cook my own as I like my steak rare, and only once have I ever had a cook, chef or person in the kitchen fix my steak the way I like it..I would have lobster, crab legs, scallops, and shrimp...shrimp kabobs, sauted shrimp, broiled shrimp, boiled shrimp, curried shrimp, shrimp with rice, shrimp with sweet peas, shrimp with angel hair pasta, ....any way you can have shrimp...that's how I want it..I want grilled asparagus with lemon/garlic butter,a jar of pickled okra, gazpacho, bouillabaise,assorted grilled veggies, a bowl of cheerios in whole milk with real sugar, a Carl's Jr. beef/jalopena sandwich, (I hate McDonald's) but would want a double order of their french fries. I would want a german chocolate cake with chocolate sauce, a carton of Blue Bell's Rocky Road Ice Cream with dish of Texas peaches and Texas blueberries on the side...........all washed down with Dublin Dr. Pepper...
For company I would like to dig up Waylon, Johnny, June(can't seperate them now), Janis, Frank, and Billy Holiday for the music..
James Lee Burke, H. Allen Smith, Molly Ivins, Thomas Jefferson, Pope Paul the First, Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, the Goddess and Queen Elizabeth I. I like to mix it up a little...
so that would be my last supper and my guest list....oh yeah....and Leonardo Da Vinci so he could paint up a masterpiece ..so Dan Brown could write a book about it....
fuckme till I burp..

10 comments:

Lauren said...

So. . . Jackie. . . I've been meaning to ask you. Do you like surf and turf??? LOL!!

I know what you mean about getting the steak right. That's why I never eat steak out. Unless I grill it, it aint right. . .

Screw the guest list, my last supper will be me, the food and a magnum of Cabernet. . .

HUGGSS!!

Donna said...

Hmm that sounds like a perfect last supper.

zero said...

if it were your last meal, i assume you would eat until you pop...

apositivepessimist said...

Okay I can come back and read this now. I ate.

I still haven't thought a great deal about this. No doubt it will come out further down the track. Tho I do believe I wouldn't ask any of the guests you asked...guess in some ways I'm not that deep...I mean I kinda don't care to hear what Buddha and the rest of the mob have to say. But since you are I better set a place at my last supper table for you, that way if I'm inclined you can tell me what they said. Fuck is that wrong of me? Ha!

;))

Nit Wit said...

CHEESEBURGERS! :)

Patty said...

You better hope you die after eating all of that cause if you don't your sure going to have one big tummy ache. HA...HA
You made me think of Bubba in Forrest Gump with all the ways you want the shrimp...
And (Quoting Forest)"That is all I have to say about that"!!
Enjoy your day

Unknown said...

I like da shrimp too. Yummy. I forgot to list my drink before, so I will do it now. Diet Lime Pepsi. Ha. Diet. Get it?

BriteYellowGun said...

Well! I never! And to think I invited you to my last supper and you didn't even return the offer! ;)

Cassandra said...

I want the painting!!! Jackiesue's last supper by Da Vinci, it would be priceless!!

texlahoma said...

OMG! I'm starving to death. You have great taste-buds, they would get along fine with mine. I really am hungry now, luckily my mom brought by some BBQ brisket.