I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, August 03, 2007

.......TEXAS ROLLER GIRLS.......




I was very anxious to get back to my little hamlet of West, by Goddess, Texas..but then Shady Lane emailed me the activities she had planned for Sunday night....watching the Season championship between the Hell Marys and the Hotrod Honeys...Roller Derby y'all..!.Hell yes.

The opening band will be Sasquatch and the Sick-A-Billys..half time band will be a local group called Those Peabodys..also have a DJ who will be spinning platters and his name is Net WT. so how can I go home and miss that?..If you want to check it out you can go to txrollergirls.com

Eat your heart out Nit Wit..I know this is right up your alley..you and Leo...

Plus Monday night is Shady's African Drum Dance classes and I have to check that out..she has been doing it for about 5 years and is pretty damn good and want to meet all these people that I have been hearing about for so long..Plus I want to see if Shady's friend Vincent who let me use the laptop can help me find one for my own..as I really do love this ole lap top..then figure I can spend a couple of hundred bucks and get my computers working and keep one for me, one for each one of the granddaughters..

Speaking of granddaughters..Jenny called ..she has been given the run around from the people that were supposed to make her graduation announcement cards..first they were 3 weeks late..then they show up and they have wrong address on them..she calls ...calm and cool...they promise to overnight the correct ones to her..she gets them the next morning and they have left off her first name...she went Jackiesue on them...the guy was so sorry, said he would give her a discount and she said "I don't want something for nothing...I don't want a discount..I want to pay for what you promised to do..your job..You do your job, send me my cards and stuff your discount..."..or words to that effect..hahah...I rubbed it in on her about my Baby Phats shoes...she was cracking up..her grannie has Baby Phats...got her and Jamie's shoe size and going to see if they have their size and get them a pair...She was very excited about me coming home..She bought a washer/dryer and a black leather couch and love seat from her cousin who is moving for $500 and on the route in delivery the couches fell from the truck..so she is convinced that her grannie will be able to 'sew them right up'....ah, yes, Grannie'Wonder Woman'...!

I don't know when I will have time to post again till after I get back home sweet home...so I may not be back on till Tuesday night or Wed. am...will post if I can...after the Roller Derby Championship...Have a great weekend...

13 comments:

BBC said...

"Roller Derby Championship."

Really?

Shoot, I would rather go camping, or shoot at speeding cars, or go to beer church and admire the boobs and bullshit.

Cheesemeister said...

Haven't ever seen a roller derby, but I do enjoy the demolition derby!

jan said...

Isn't a roller derby a demolition derby, only with people, not cars?

Nit Wit said...

I haven't seen women in roller derby since I saw Raquel Welch in Kansas City Bombers that came out in 72.
I meant to tell you that if you keep calling you sneakers Choos the Little Yippy Dog might think you are telling it to chew on them. Then we would get to figure out how far you could drop kick a little yippy dog. Maybe a reason to call the folks at Guinness to see if it's a record.

Junebugg said...

Super Granny! Do we get to see a picture of you wearing tights?

Damn, I wish I was there with you and Shady, sounds like a blast to me. Have a good time and give up a full report when you get back.

Pixie said...

Have a great time.
Seems you trained you granddaughter well too! ;)

the rube said...

is roller derby for real?

i hope i'm not going to get let down again.

Josh said...

Rockabilly rollergirls can probably kick ass in ways I have never imagined.

I've always wanted to know how to dance like an African drum...

Big Pissy said...

Jackiesue....I cannot WAIT until you tell us the stories of what you got up to and show us the pictures.

You ROCK!

Nit Wit said...

Where is my Jackiesue? Did she join up with the roller derby so she could kick more ass?
Poor Roller Derby Girls.
RIP.

yellowdog granny said...

bbc:oh man..you don't know what you been missing..
cheesey;it was the best fun i have had in years...since i quit drinking..
jan:yupper..but more fun to watch...
nitwit: i let shady read your comments .she said she has set records for guinness in kicking yippy dogs the farthest, kicking rude rich yuppy's asses, and kicking ass in general...
i almost talked myself into bringing the yippy fucking skippy home..but then managed to talk myself right back out of it...it was fucking fantastic..i had more fun..
june:the chances of you or anyone seeing me in tights is about as good as me voting republican in the next election...you would have loved it..you should google and check and see if your state has them...i know kentuck, ill, arizona, etc..have teams...
pixie:yupp..the granddaughter dont fall far from the crazy grandma..ha
the rube:yupper is is real...them girls where a shoving and a pushing and a elbowing each other..and when you fall on them ole hard floors..it hurts..we had seveal skaters land right at our feet...you would have loved it..
josh:wow...i saw lane do her african drum dance...she and about 15 other people dancing for 1 1/2 hours to 3 guys beating on drums...will tell more in post..
big pissy..Like the schmuck that i am ..i forgot my camera...but will get some off the website..it was a ball..
nitwit:im back..got home yesterday at 12:30..but my back is killing me..the apt is a wreck thanks to the little asshole who ain't so little anymore..and i want to take up skating lose 50 lbs and then go show them gals what a real roller derby girl can do....
man..i am sooooooooo glad to be home..

Allan said...

Welcome home! LA was not so good at housekeeping, eh?
Roller Derby is cool- we have a team here. I'm hitting on one of our local RD girls right now...*ouch* ... that girl can hit back!
Did I mention the tremendous amount of respect I have for the athletic ability involved in Roller D-
* punched, hard*...
uh, I gotta go now.

angel said...

right, i'm off to google roller derbys and texas rollergirls- i thought those only happened in movies!
so how was the drum dance thingy?