.......YELLOWDOG GRANNY NEWS.......

This is a case of the dumb leading the dumber

if that's possible..

BUSH, BLAIR STAND BY DECISION TO GO TO WAR.

Washington...Steadfast allies President Bush and outgoing British Prime Minister Tony Blair on Thursday strongly defended their decision to go to war in Iraq and to remain there, despite rising opposition in both the U.S. and Britain and their own plunging approval ratings.Standing side by side in the Rose Garden, the two leaders said they had no regrets about the decision, saying Iraq has become the main battleground in the war against global terrorism....

What a pair of stupid, uncaring, blinded by greed and ego sonsabitches..fuck them..fuck them both..If there really was a God he would have taken this golden oppurtunity to smite them both and send their asses into the the burning bowels of hell while making them an example to the rest of the diehards that think being in going to war in Iraq and staying there a good idea..Here's a few that might disagree with them..

There is a little justice in the world...

MUSHER SUSPENDED FOR THREE YEARS..

Anchorage, Alaska..Iditarod musher Ramy Brooks was suspended for two years and placed on three years of probation for abusing his dogs. The eight-member Iditarod TRail committee board of directors voted unanimously on the sanctions.

The 38-year old Brooks was disqualified in March from the 1,100-mile race after witnesses said they saw him punch and kick some of his dogs and hit them with a ski pole when they refused to leave a checkpoint during a March 13 stage..

Bullshit..they should have banned him for life.

Never let him own a pet again, not even as much as an iquana.I sent emails to Peta and then to the people that run the race...joining I know a bunch of other people..But I still think they were too easy on him...I hope his dogs break into his house, drag him off into the Alaskan forests and leave him for the wolves..bastid..

NOT MOTHER OF THE YEAR MATERIAL

MOTHER GETS 3 YEARS FOR FAKING KIDS' DISABILITES

Tacoma, WAsh...A woman who coached her children to fake mental retardation to collect disability benefits was sentenced to three years in prison Thursday. Rosie Costello, 46, must also pay nearly $288,000 in restitution after pleading guilty in U.S. District Court to conspiracy to defraud the state.

I think they should NOT put her in jail..I think they should force her to work with the most severly disabled people there are..6 days/days a week, with one day off and that must be spent in house arrest.I also hope they took her kids away from her..Plus I should be allowed to bip her awake every morning..

This may be the funniest thing I read in the paper all week long...maybe 2 weeks..

WOLFOWITZ'S SWAN SONG

World Bank employees reportedly drank champagne and sang Steam's 1969 hit "Na Na, Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye)" upon learning that their boss Paul Wolfowitz, was resigning...

First it was the pet food..now it's toothpaste.

POISONOUS SUBSTANCE IS FOUND IN TOOTHPASTE.

Diethylene glycol, a poisonous ingredient in antifreeze, has been found in 6,000 tubes of toothpaste in Panama,and customs director Degado Diamante said Friday the product appeared to have orginated in China.the same poison was inadvertently mixed into cold medicine by Panama's government last year,killing at least 100 people. Records from that incident showed the poison came from China..

Hey, Wal-Mart? How's that deal with China working out for you?....I think we are now starting to reap the benefits from our trade deals with China...Wonder how many dogs, cats, people will have to die from the shoddy, unsafe work practices before some safe guards are put up...For instance...lets make our dog food, cat food, tooth paste, cold medicine's etc...right here in our own country..Hell, if this Amnesty deal goes through in Washington, we'll have plenty of workers...and it's not like we don't have enough people to do the job without going half way across the world to have a bunch of uneducated Chinese do our jobs for us..I think people should start reading the small print on the products you use..see where it's made..I know you're used to seeing made in China, etc. on the bottoms of your knick nacks, tennis shoes, and clothes..but how about your sundries..Check em out..see where they are made..especially those things you buy from Wal-Mart and the $1 stores..

I have another rant coming in the next day or two about the things we get from China and what's in them...think I will do it Monday...

So many things to bitch about..so little time..

.......EIGHT WEIRD, UNUSUAL, STRANGE THINGS ABOUT ME.......

Cyberoutlaw pegged me for this meme...But I'm

at a loss what to put down..I think you all

know all the weird, strange and unusual things about me...but I will try and narrow the list down to just 8...ha..

1.I have a tiny mole on the very end of my nose..I used to tell the kids when they were little that I was a witch and

if I touched it and wished for something it would happen..Kept the crime rate down until they were old enough to figure out that

mom was full of crap.

2.When I am giving directions I never say

"it's straight ahead."...if someone

says it's straight ahead, I will

correct them and say.."no it's forward..always go forward...never

go straight."

3.When the kids and grandkids were little

when I told them to buckle up, I always said "buckle up winsocky ..buckle up."...if you're old enough you will know what that means.

4.If I like an author, I will check

out or buy everyone of his books

and read them all, back to back..

5.I don't think my farts stink, except when I drank and then they were awful..

6.I think I have mentioned this before, but I have the ability to blink away bad memories..

if I start to remember something bad that happened to me...I will start blinking and usually by the 6-7th blink...the memory is gone..

7.I have a mean streak..I can be cruel if I don't like someone..don't care if I make

them cry...If you fuck with me..I can slice

and dice you with my tongue...I really show

no mercy..

8.I cry easily...at hallmark comercials, sad movies, books, etc..and babies make me cry..I can see a new born baby and tears will just spring to my eyes...don't understand that

at all...But if I am hurt....not a tear...

I'm very tough..but a complete stranger

can tell me their mother just died, and

I will cry...Cut my finger off?...no tears.

so...is that weird enough for ya?...I tag:

Kath, Sabastien,Jan,Allan,and.

.....Buddha_girl...that ought

to keep you all busy for a while...

YELLOWDOG'S VERSION OF THE NEWS...

DEPARTING BLAIR PAYS VISIT TO CLOSE ALLY BUSH
British Prime Minister Tony Blair paid a farewell visit Wednesday to President Bush, an opportunity for close allies to showcase their unity on the war in Iraq and hammer out differences on climate change and trade..It also gave the Prime Minister a chance to show President Bush the new tricks he has learned.. 'Sit, stay and fetch'..President Bush was especially proud of the way he had perfected 'roll over and play dead.'

WOLFOWITZ WANTS TERMS TO INCLUDE EXONERATION AS NEGOTIATIONS BEGIN..
After 6 weeks of combating efforts to oust him as president of the World Bank, Paul Wolfowitz began Wednesday to negotiate the terms under which he would resign, in return for the bank dropping or softening the charge that he had engaged in misconduct, bank officials said.
Mr. Wolfowitz was said to be adamant that he be cleared of wrongdoing before he resigns.He also wants a garantee that his girlfriend gets a new job of out the deal.He requests that she be given the job of President of American Airlines, saying she has plenty of experience as she has flown on a plane many times..

FEDS:POT GETTING STRONGER
Levels of active ingredient climbing almost yearly..
marijuana is getting a little more potent each year.
A project at the University of Mississippi has tested samples of marijuana seized by law enforcement agents annually since the late 1970's to check levels of THC, the active ingredient.
The average amount of THC in marijuana seized last year reached 8.5 percent, continuing an almost yearly uptick the White House drug-control policy office said Wednesday. The THC level has doubled since the 1980's.Jeremy Conley the drug-control policy officer said:"Man, this shit is faaaaaaarout." The interview had to be canceled as Mr. Conley had to go order a pizza, a bag of Doritos, a large Coke and a piece of Chocolate cake...siting a case of severe munchies.

NEIMAN MARCUS OFFERS A ROYAL REST.
Neiman Marcus began selling Vera Wang's Princess Eau de Parfum,the designer's bridal gowns, her Love Knots Toasting champagne flutes and silk pajamas.
But the Dallas-based luxury depratment store chain sold no mattress on which a princess could sleep.
Vera Wang has teamed up with Serta, the major maker of mattresses, to sell Vera WAng luxury mattresses in stores for common folk, such as 1-800-Mattress.But still no mattress for a princess.
But on Tuesday,Neiman Marcus announced it will begin selling a super-luxury line of mattresses designed by Ms.Wang and made especially for Neiman Marcus by Serta.
Each bed features Vera Wang's signatrue floral vine design, the latest in mattress technology and a buxurious down-like blanket top.the collection's five models will range from $1,999 to $2,999.Although the Princess and the pea are not included..you can ask for a special clerk to come by each night and tuck you in for an extra $3,000.

On a sadder note..Bo Diddley is hospitalized following stroke.
Rock pioneer Bo Diddley suffered a stroke Sunday and remains in the intenseive care unit at Creighton University Medical Center in Omaha, Neb. The 78-year old singer-guitarist, who had been slated to perform Saturday at Richardson's Wildflower festival, fell ill following a show at Harah's Casino in Council Bluffs, Neb., according to his publicist.His condition is listed as "guarded" and Saturday's show is canceled...
I can't tell you how much I love Bo Diddley..He was one of my if not my favorite music when I was a kid and growing up...I actually got to see him in concert in San Antonio, Texas when I was about 15.I went with my girlfriend who was a negro(she wasn't black then...she was a negro)...She knew someone in the band, a relative I think..and we got to go back stage and meet him...I was so thrilled...he was bemused to see this skinny white kid hanging with his friends skinny negro kid..Asked us all kinds of questions how did we meet, were we best friends, did our parents know and care?...We were Air Force kids, we didn't know that our being best friends was a big deal, and why would our parents care..care about what?...We wanted to know about the music, see his guitar,get his autograph...and he was quizing us on our relationship..I don't think we ever did understand what the big deal was..He did freak out when I refered to her as 'black widow'...He wanted to know why I called her that..said her boyfriend left her so she was black widow..made sense to us..but think that was the first time he had heard the term black in term of negros..hey, maybe I started it all..
Get well Bo ....

.......JERRY FALWELL-1933-2007

TV evangelist Jerry Falwell dies at 73.

Lynchburg, Va...Jerry Falwell was found in his campus office collasped on the floor. He was rushed to the hospital and died an hour later.His physician said he had a heart condition and presumably died of a heart rhythm abormality. The Dr. also said he should never have lived this long as he has been brain dead since the late 50's..

.......DAM NEWS.......

This is more of my take on the news...

Wisconsin is now entered into the battle of'home of the hamburger'..As you might recall Athens, Texas has always been the home of the hamburger..then puny New Haven, Conn(the birth place of George W. Bush)jumped in and said ...oh no..we are the home of the hamburger(carpetbaggers)..and now Seymour, Wisconsin has made it a 3 way race.All three of them claim to be the birthplace of the hamburger..Bullpucky!
In the early 1880's, Fletcher Davis sold "meat sandwiches" at Athens' town square..The other two places didn't start putting out(more than hamburgers I'm sure) till 1885 or later..so there..Let New Haven go back to bragging'(and they would too) about being the hometown of George W. Bush, and Seymour, Wisconsin can go back to being....well....Seymour,Wisconsin as they don't have anything else to brag about..

STUDY LINKS HPV TO FORMS OF THROAT CANCER.
Seems like Paris Hilton has more to worry about then going to jail for 45 days...as she's been down on everything but the Titanic...
They've discovered that giving blow jobs can lead to cancer of the throat..Dust off your knees Paris...it's dangerous to your health.

There is some great news coming out of Oklahoma..
OKLAHOMA IMMIGRANT LAW ON BOOKS
Oklahoma Gov.Brad Henry on Tuesday(last week) signed into law legislation that backers say is the nation's most meaningful attempt to deny jobs and public benefits to illegal immigrants.
GODDESS BLESS OKLAHOMA...

FDA MAY GET MORE POWERFUL..As Senate OK's larger role for agency on drug safety, labels, ads.
Yeah, that makes me sleep a whole lot better now that the Fox is not only in the hen house..he's on steroids..The Senate voted 93-1 Wednesday (last) to give the Food and Drug Administration new power to police drug safety, order changes in drug labels, regulate advertising and restict the use and distribution of medicines found to pose serious risks to consumers..
Why does that send shivers up and down my spine?
Someone get me a Hamburger..

IT'S OFFICIAL......HELL HAS FROZEN OVER..
FORMER FOES UNITE IN N. IRELAND.
Belfast, Northern Ireland..
Paying tribute Tuesday(last) to the thousands of victims in one of Europe's bloodiest sectarian conflicts, the leaders of Northern Ireland drew a formal line under decades of histility and strife, reestablishing a power-sharing local authority of once implacable foes.
Well, fuckme till shamprocks shoots out my ass..
I hope this is the real deal and the next step is for England to 'step away from Ireland'...That won't happen...but mabye Scotland will step away from England..Think the Scots have their shit together a little better then them Irish boya's do..

AND NOW FOR SOME GOOD NEWS FROM FARMERS BRANCH, TEXAS...
It's official here too..The city of Farmers Branch(outside Dallas)..have voted and 2/3's oo the population agreed and it is illegal for apartment managers to rent to illegal's... will be fined up to $500 a day for each day they rent to a family or persons that are not here legally..This has been an on going battle since before last summer...when the Mayor tried to just make it a law..that didn't work so they put it on the ballot..and the citizens have voted it in..This could be the start of something big..More cities are expected to have similar laws..The people in Farmers Branch said they were tired of waiting for the Government to do something about the illegal alien problem, so they are taking care of it themselves...
YEAH....FARMERS BRANCH....
Last but not least...
TORNADO REVIVES WORRY OVER NATIONAL GUARD.
War deployments, gear shorfalls concern Congress,governors.
Chicago...As wildfires, floods and tornados batter the nation, the readiness of the National Guard to deal with those disasters, as well as potential terrorist assaults,is so depleted by deployments to foreign wars and equipment shortfalls that Congress may act.(excuse me..but...it's about fucking time...hurry the fuck up...)
Lawmakers are considering curtailing the president's powers over the Guard and requiring the Defense Department to analyze how prepared the country is for domestic emergencies.
The debate over the state of the National Guard has been intensifying for several years, but a powerful toranado in Kansas this month has spun the popic back into the spotlight.
When the small farming community of Greensburg was effectively wiped off the map, leaving 11 people in the area dead and miles of rubble to be searched and cleared, Kansas Gov.Kathleen Sebelius was direct in her explanation for why the response had not been faster. The policies of the federal government, she said, had left the Kansas National Guard understaffed and underequipped.
Gov. Sebelius' comments infuriated the Bush Administration, which countered that the vast majority of her state's Guard members were available to be called up and that she would be provided any equipment she lackes as soon as she requested it.
The bitter exchange represented a debate familar to governors across the U.S., many whom have feared and predicted that a castrophe could find their National Guard units woefully hard-pressed to react to mass casualities or chaos after four years in Iraq.
The other hot-button issue between the governors adn the president regarding the National Guard involves the Insurrection Act, the law that governs when the National Guard can be "federalized"for domestic law enforcement without consent of a governor.
A 2006 revision to the act expanded the president's power to assume control of the Guard during domestic events, which governors say threatens to derail state disaster planning and response.Sens.Patrick Leahy,D.Vt.,and Kit Bond, R.Mo.,co-chairs of the Senate National Guard Caucus, introduced a bill to repeal the changes..
Write them...write them many letters telling them to vote it in and bring our boys home..
(the Chicago Tribune/The Associated Pres contributed to this report.)
ok,I'm crawling down off my soap box...sigh*
think it's time for a nap..

RED HOTS..GET YOUR RED HOT ANSWERS

Greetings my children..my blessings on you and yours..I will continue to bestow my blessings on you and your loved ones, but after this you will have to get them the old fashioned way..during your regular commercial free lives...The Goddess is going to be busy and can't take the time away from Valhalla and the ever growning numbers of warriors..The wars continue and more warriors die, day in ....day out..I have enjoyed my visits with you but duty calls...

Jan wants to know what the winning lottery numbers are for California.Every time I give the Yellow Dog the winning numbers, Loki comes along and changes them.I think he does it to all the numbers, but here goes...11-12-43-13-18-20..if Loki doesn't change them..

Sling is concerned with the growning stupidy of George Bush, the unelected President..and should he be worried...the answer is:YES...YES...YES.

Rainwolf wants to know if they will find Scotty's lost ashes..Scotty's ashes aren't lost,

they are just in outer space..Besides Scotty is playing bones and dice in Vahalla..

Allan wants to know if is worth the $60 to have his Passport expedited and since the Goddess doesn't know what expedited is..I would think it would be worth it..it's only $60.

Cyberoutlaw wants to know what to get for his mother for Mothers Day.That is easy. Time..Your time..unexpected phone calls, little notes in the mail to remind her how important she has been to you.Flowers and gifts when it's not a day chosen by a card company..Take her to a movie, lunch, a nice dinner.Ask her what she would like to do on a special day..Tell her you love her..

Nitwit wants to know why I bother answering questions from Nitwits.Since I only have one Nitwit, it has been worth it..

Finally a question to go out on...The Rube wants to know who has commited more atrocities in the name of religion, muslims or christians.

Starting with the first caveman Brwau crushed his neighbor Kqen's head in with a club because he didn't bow down to his great fire when he entered his cave...God is the winner..but not by much..and no one was around to really keep concise records.But the Yellow Dog said there is a great website called Holy Horror-Atrocities in The Name of God, and she says there is alot of information there for all of you that might be interesting..

This is why the Goddess doesn't want anyone to die in her name or to take a life in her name.

I may be the Goddess of War but it's because you humans know no other way to settle your differences.Life is meaningless to you..which is why the Goddess likes being the Goddess of Love much better...The hippies had it right.

MAKE LOVE....NOT WAR...

Always remember ..the Goddess has you in her heart and in her prayers..

.......A LIST OF FIRSTS.......

I stole this.not the answers..but the questions.

I stole it from Sebastien..and if you don't know who Sebastien is..you must go visit his blog..Babs told me about him..and she's right..I did like him..and you will too..go visit him..he's weird..funny and very talented...here's what I stole...this is a list of 10 firsts...your first what ever..this is the list..and these are my answers...

1.FIRST MEMORY:My first memory is being on a porch, in my night gown and sticking my tongue out to catch the wind on my tongue..I also have a picture of me on this porch with my tongue out catching the wind on my tongue..now you're thinking ...you think you remember it because you have seen the picture..nah..I remember..

because I remember my mother asking me what I was doing..and I told her..she said:"So....what

do you think?"...and I said:"I think I have to pee."...(I was about 2 years old.

2.FIRST INJURY: I was about 3-4 years old and lived with my Aunt(pistol packing) Leola and my Uncle Terrell in Houston, Texas..they had a log cabin...really...it was super..the upstairs was a living room with 2 bedrooms and a bath..the downstairs(had to go outside to go to the kitchen)was a kitchen attached to a huge garage..My aunt Leola was churning butter in a butter churn..she left it to go down to the kitchen and for some reason...I was a butter feind...I crawled up on the butter churt to dip in and get me some of that sweet butter and me and the butter churn went rolling down the stairs...butter going every where..I landed on the bottom, out of breath, banged and bruised and covered with butter...My Aunt Leola said she ran over and grabbed me up to see if I was ok, and was cut in a few places but I was so busy licking the butter off me...I never noticed..I still have the tiny scar on my forehead from that little buttery fall..

3.FIRST LIE:While staying with my Aunt Leola and Uncle Terrel I would on occasion wet the bed..and I would blame in on my cousin Terry every time..who was a baby that slept in his own crib...I still blamed it on him..

4.FIRST PERSON YOU ADMIRED:That's easy....My Daddy....and that never changed..

5.FIRST TIME DRUNK:Oh, man...Do I remember that..My Daddy's Daddy was a bootlegger when I was really little, and he and my Grandmother(Big Mama) lived out in the middle of nowhere..they had a huge house,with a gas station/country store.Daddy Red would sit in his green leather chair at his desk, looking out the window waiting for customer..He would always have a water glass(remember those big ole heavy bottomed glasses?)...full of whiskey and a small bottle of coke..he would take a big slug, chase it with the coke and rub his tummy and go'ahhh'.

So Diane and I crawled up in his chair one day and we were drinking out of his glass, rubbing our tummy and saying:"ahhhhhh."...and then spin his chair..They all thought, isn't that cute..their drinking coke and pretending it's whiskey and acting just like Daddy Red..Well, when we started throwing up and couldn't get off the floor where we had fallen, they realized ..it WAS Daddy Red's whiskey...and we were drunker than skunks..I was about 3..Diane was about 2...They had to take us to the hospital as we had alcohol poison..Damn near died..I was in my 40's before I drank whiskey again..and to this day if I smell Old Crow I will gag...ughghghgh!

6.FIRST FAILURE:I would say my first marriage, but can't take all the blame for that one..or 2 and 3..so my first and greatest failure is being a mother...I really suck at being a mother..

7.FIRST SUCCESS:I'm still working on that one..

8.FIRST TRIP ABROAD:When I was 7 years old my mother and I joined Daddy in Hawaii..came back to the states when I was 10 years old..

9.FIRST CONCERT:In 1968 I went to Bull Frog Park In Oregon and saw Jefferson Airplane..There were other groups there, but I don't remember who..I was flying on acid and barely remember them..I think I had a great time..

10.FIRST THING I DO WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING:

I pee..

.......ASK THE GODDESS.......

Thor's backside... There I was, blissfully fishing. Enjoying the sunshine, having a brew or two and bam..back to this arm pit of the universe, just to answer questions..Can't you humans figure things out for yourself?..sigh*

If I am going to keep coming back for question/answer time, the least you humans should do is clean up your planet..think green..now ...ask your questions..Oh, yeah..blessings on you..yadda yadda...your kids, yadda yadda, and Goddess be with you..

.......FOREST GUMP AND THE QUEEN.......

The White House..
The President was rushed to a local hospital this evening. He is listed to be in fair condition..The injuries were inflicted on him by an irate Queen of England.From all reports, it seems that President over stepped the protocal boundaries set up by the Queen's staff..Upon entering the Oval Office, President Bush rushed up to the Queen,grabbed her by the arm, drew her into a head lock and gave her a 'nuggie, shouting:"Howdy, Queenie, I'm the Commander Guy."..Startled and put off by this politically incorrect behavior the Queen proceeded to beat the President arouond the head and shoulders with her purse, which flew open disclosing the contents on the carpet..While redfaced aids of the Queen quickly picked up a flask, package of non-filtered Camels and a string of condoms, the Queen swiftly gave the President a few kicks to the groin, before Secret Service agents could pull her off him..During the beating the Queen was heard to scream over and over again:"Off with his head...off with his head.The enraged Queen's staff jumped on the backs of the Secret Service Agents, screaming"We'll take back your piece of shit country you no English speaking, pushy bastards.."..Things turned into a free for-all, with the Prince and Mrs. Bush trading punches. A Secret Service agent who wishes to remain anonoymous said:"I never saw anything like it..we eventually had to call in the Marines and they used tear gas to clear the room...but not before The Queen(who's a hell of a scapper, if you ask me.)had the President in a full-nelson and made him cry like a baby.."
The Queen, the Prince and her staff immediately few back to England..The Vice President said in a report later that they were sending a diplomat over to England to try and straighten out this mess...but that if he had been there..'someone would have been peppered with 'pellet'...
More news to follow...

.......GONE FISHIN'.......

Due to a lack of interest....the Goddess and the Yellow Dog have gone fishin'....The last words spoken by either of them before they hauled ass on the cat driven chariot was "your on your on for now" and "yee fucking haw"....You should be able to figure out who said what....

GOOD NEW, BAD NEWS, SAD NEWS, WHAT THE FUCK NEWS

The world goes round in circles.....and shit keeps hap'n...

You know what? I looked at the little articles I clipped(ripped out) out of the DAM News and there is no good news..sorry..I lied...

but lots of bad news, sad news and what the fuck news...lots and lots..but I narrowed it down as I don't want to make you so depressed you drag out your 70's albums..

WHAT THE FUCK NEWS:

VIALS OF CHEMICAL WARFARE AGENTS FOUND AT REFUGE

Jet, Okla. U.S. soldiers from an Army chemical disposal until have found at least 130(repeat..one hundred and thirty) glass vials containing chemical warfare agents at the Great Salt Plains National Wildlife Refuge(repeat....at the fucking Great Salt Plains National Wildlife Refuge..repeat..National Wildlife Refuge...them sonsabitches...)in north-western Oklahoma. The search began after a Boy Scout(repeat..a BOYSCOUT) digging for crystals last month(last month..last fucking month) found a set of vials and got sick after one broke and released a gas. He suffered no permanent injuries, officials said.(yeah, like we're going to believe them fuckers...wonder what health issues this kid will have 10 years down the road?)The vials came from kits once used to train soldiers to identify chemical agents. The Army destroyed its stockpile, but some were buried...(in the Great Salt Plains National Wildlife Refuge..you bumbling dickwads)...

There are just so many things wrong with this article ..I don't know who to get pissed at..so it's official...I'm pissed at everyone..'Fuck ya'll'...

MORE WHAT THE FUCK NEWS:

Now everyone knows I don't care if you are gay, lesbian or bi-sexual...I just don't care..that's your business, and like I always say..'do what you want, just don't do it in my front yard and scare my pets.'..

But this asshole is an asshole who happens to be gay...and he chaps my redneck ass..Here's the latest on the former New Jersey Gov. James Mcgreevey,who resigned after announcing he was gay.(married with baby)..He has started the process to become a priest in his newly adopted Episcopal faith...as if Priest's don't have enough problems..now I don't care that he is gay and wants to be a priest..but if you are going to lie to your wife, and the world about your sexual preferances, do you really think your good material for the priesthood..???..Oh, wait..never mind...You're probably a natural..

This is another one that chaps my ass...

TEXAS INSTRUMENTS PLAN 2ND PHILIPPINES FACILITY

Texas Instruments Inc. said today that it plans to invest around $1 billion over 10 years in a new testing and assembly facility in the Philippines.The new facility, Dallas-based TI's second in the country, will be just north of Manila.

Construction will start in the second half of this year, and production will begin next year.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck...WHAT? Texas not good enough for ya?..Maybe they should change the name from Texas Instruments to Philippines Instruments..fuckers..(are you seeing a trend her..? You got it...I'm torqued!

If that isn't enough....the betrayal of all betrayals....

THE BAD NEWS:

WILLIE TAKIGN PICNIC OUT OF STATE THIS YEAR.

For the first time in over 30 years, Willie Nelson is moving his annual July Fourth picnic out of Texas.

North Texans who've grown accustomed to spending thier holiday at the Fort Worth Stockyards (whre it's been held the past three years) will have to find all day music elsewhere.

According to Billboard.com Mr. Nelson willhold this year's concert at George Amphitheatre in George, Washington. If You're willing to travel, tickets go on sale may 12 at Ticketmaster..

Yeah........right! Like I'm going to go anyplace named George...

Every year I plan on going..every year it's 114 degrees out on the Fourth of July and I say..maybe next year..so it's not like I would be there..but judas priest..some things are sacred and have historical values...like Willie Nelson's Fourth of July Picnic...Let me tell you folks..that's enough to piss off the Pope, and Jackiesue...

(little bit of info for you here...every 6.8 seconds Bill O'Reiley calls someone an insulting name...usually Rosie O'Donnell..)...I may work that into all my posts from here on out..every 6.8 second I will call Bill O'Reiley an asshole.

Bill O'Reiley is an asshole..)

THE SAD NEWS:

TINY DOG LOSES LIFE AFTER SAVING KIDS FROM PIT BULLS.

Wellington, New Zealand..A plucky Jack Russell terier named George (why couldn't they have named him Fred) saved 5 children from two marauding pit bulls but was so severely mauled in the fight that he had to be put down, his owner said WEdnesday.

George was playing with the group of children as they returned home from a neighborhood shop Sunday when the two pit bulls appeared and lunged toward them, Allan Gay said.

"George was brave. He took them on,and he's not even a foot high" said Mr. Gay, a resident of the small North Island town on Manaia."If it wasn't for George those kids would have copped it."

One of the children, Richard Rosewarne,11,was quoted in the Taranaki Daily News on Wednesday as saying George fought the pit bulls to keep them off his 4-year-old brother,Darryl.

"George tried to protect us by barking and rushign at them, bu they started to bite him-one on the head and the other on the back," Richard said."We ran off crying, and some people saw what was happening and rescued George."

But George was so badly mauled that a veterinarian had to put him down, Mr. Gay said.

South Taranki District Council official Graham Young said the two pit bulls had been impounded and likely would be put down because of the attack...

I love pittybull dogs..I have owned them off and on for 36 years..They were kept fenced or on chains...it's not the dogs folks ..it's the owners...none of this would have happened if all 3 of the dogs had been in their fenced-in yard..now 2 dogs are going to be killed because their owners were not responsible..and a sweet little dog has died because of it..Plus those kids were terrorized and had the crap scared out of them...just because no one wants to be responsible ....fuckity fuck fuck fuck.!

Ok...enough news...

North and Central Texas is getting their ass kicked by mother nature...Winds up to 100 miles an hour..tornados,rain, hail,rain and more rain...and some more hail and rain.This is the worse spring we have had in over 50+years...Thanks to the rain, my flowers and veggies are doing great..My tomato plants are 73 eleven inches tall..

So that's it ya'll ...all the news fit to print.

nah, if it was 'fit' to print..there would be no fuckity fuck's...but what's a post by the Yellowdog without some fuckity fuck's?

fuckme till the sunshines..

ESCORT OWNER WILL ASK CLIENTS TO TESTIFY

Hahahahahah!...There's a threat for you...I know for a fact that there will be no testifying from her clients..Due to some black mailing on my own I discovered a book that not only has their names..but has all their special requests...
Like the great Senator from Mo..Christopher Bond, who only wants to be serviced by a Queen Elizabeth look alike who serves him martinis, shaken not stirred..Congressman Kucinich and Senator Hillary Clinton have to be addressed as Madam President..Congresswoman Mary Bono wants a Cher look-alike who seranades her with "I Got You Babe." Senator John Warner insists that he is given his massage by a man dressed up in a Cleopatra wig.Randy J. Forbes has to be urged on with some special equipment and the lady in question has to tell him over and over again"Your a randy little boy aren't you Randy?"
Ted Kennedy has to...well, never mind..it's to disgusting to mention..but it does have to do with a man in green fatigues, a huge cigar and Cuban music in the background..Norman D. Dicks insists on being called 'Big Dick'..while dressed in a diaper..Willie "Lacy" Clay,Jr. wears a white wedding dress and keeps saying, "Bless me mother for I have sinned."...
Many of them require their services from pages and they have to be addressed as "you naughty republican"...Four of them have special dresses made for them and one is very fond of red silk and a tiny pearl necklace..It doesn't go around his neck if you get my drift..One lady is very popular with about a dozen Senators as she is a Condoleezza Rice look-alike..one looks like Barbara Bush and three look like George W. Bush.
I could go on, but it is just too icky for words..so I think the chances of her getting anyone of these esteemed politicians to come forth and testify that she was only giving massages..is pretty far fetched..Although it has brought me a job offer..Some Congressman wants some 'tough ole broad' to work me over...I just found out he's a republican..so I'm thinking of taking the job..
fuckme till the governor of Alabama burns the confederate flag..