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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

.......JERRY FALWELL-1933-2007


TV evangelist Jerry Falwell dies at 73.

Lynchburg, Va...Jerry Falwell was found in his campus office collasped on the floor. He was rushed to the hospital and died an hour later.His physician said he had a heart condition and presumably died of a heart rhythm abormality. The Dr. also said he should never have lived this long as he has been brain dead since the late 50's..

14 comments:

mckait said...

I beg leave to have a different opinion than his physicians.
He died because he had NO heart...And since being brain dead since the later 50's he was unaware He had one perfect moment of clarity....
then OOPS! Off he went

Anonymous said...

Oh boy I am first!

A few hours ago when Durk told me Jerry died, my response was...Did he catch something when he was in the outhouse with his mother?

Wrong I know, the man is dead. But man he was braindead!

Josh said...

Now who will lead the blind?

Or has that torch already been handed to Pat "let's assassinate Hugo Chavez" Robertson?

Cie Cheesemeister said...

Nah, he wasn't brain dead, it's just that his brain was in his ass and had atrophied after so many years of his sitting on it.

Nit Wit said...

When he said all us sinners were going to Hell i said great because if your in Heaven I don't even want to visit. Hell sounds like more fun anyway.

Kiley said...

AMEN SISTER! He's been braindead for far longer than this...it's nice to see his body give out now. ;-)

JACKIESUE said...

Kath:yup..no brain...no heart...just a mean mean mean man
mimi:I watch all these people praising him and want to frowup..
josh:hopefully there will be no one to take his place..that's one pair of shoes that don't need to be filled..
cheesemeister:yup...I agree
Nitwit:I'm not sure..but I think the Goddess Hel is poking him with a pitch fork right about now..and loving every minute of it..
Ph.d:...yeah, too bad he lived as long as he did..rotten ole prick..

Sebastien Millon said...

Hahaha, I like Josh's comment, good point, who will lead the blind now... I hope I get to, it'd be so much fun and I'd love convincing people into believing lots of crazy shit.

the rube said...

there'll be no stopping the jews and homosexuals now.

Big Pissy said...

I had to laugh at that....it's the best one I've heard yet! *LOL*

Cyberoutlaw said...

Now, I mean, it's never funny when someone dies, but I don't know if I've seen anyone as universally dissed in the last few days as Falwell, LOL! I guess he's reaping what he sowed.

texlahoma said...

He's gonna be saying
"Why am I in hell?"

Normy said...

You know, it's a shame when someone dies, uh, unless it's Jerry Falwell... and the news showed his huge damned church with all these teenaged girls crying. Now, that's fucked up!!

JACKIESUE said...

sebastien:I'd follow you...
the rube;yup...world's going to hell in a handbasket..
big pissy:that and no heart..
cyberoutlaw:it's not a nice thing to cheer or be cheerful when someone dies..but in his case..I'll make an exception..
tex:Hitler, and Sadaam will make him feel right at home..
Normy:what they hell were they crying for?..judas priest...