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Thursday, May 24, 2007

.......NAME MY PUSSY.......


and while your at it...see if you can think of a name for my new solid white, blue eyed furry male kitten...yes, we have a new edition to the family..Karen the manager had mentioned a while back that she had a cat that just had babies, and I declined, thinking she had forgotten to collect the $150 for having Annie but if I got another cat it might stir her into remembering..but I guess she wanted to find a home for the kittens more than she wants the pet deposit for the cats...she came by this morning with this fluff...he's soooo cute..solid white, pink , pink ears, and the bluest eyes you've ever seen..these pictures I found don't do him justice..So far Annie is ok with it..she pretty much ignores him and likes to lick him but he keeps trying to nurse her and that freaks her out..he keeps intruding into her 'space' and she walks off..he follows...she whacks him..he discovers some lint on the floor and chases it for awhile, waiting for her to forget the whack and then back he goes..But I don't have a name for him...so here's where you guys come in...name the pussy..it has to be a name that goes with me and the household...Annie being named after Ann Richards...now if it was a female I would just name it Molly after Molly Ivins and let it go at that..but it's a male..I thought about calling him Yellowdog...but afraid it would fuck him up..Ohh, they're playing hide and go seek..isn't that cute..oh wait...they're not playing hide and go seek, the kitty is hiding from Annie who is trying to whack him again..so it's more hide and save your ass..I will think of a prize for the person that picks the best name..something Czech from West..or I could just send the kitty to you....
fuckme till I shed...

14 comments:

Beansidhe said...

My best mate had a cat that she called 'Syndrome' just so's if it jumped up on the counter or the furniture she could yell "DOWNSYNDROME!" at the top of her voice and see the reaction from people with a less sick mind than hers. Or mine for that matter. Or how about the Shetland word for cat? which is 'sooner'. Apparently this is because in Shetlanders opinion, cats would "sooner shit in than out"

I'm not really helping am I?

*sporfle*

Wait!.......call it 'Sporfle'

Okay......I'll just go now.....

BBC said...

My cats all look so much alike that I gave up on names. It's just kitty to me.

I don't know.

God?

Pussy?

Prick?

Geez, it's your cat, you name him.

It's not like he cares what the fuck you call him. Cats are like that. Hugs.

jan said...

How about Tom after Tom Landry? Or Landry? or Troy? Smitty? Just don't name him some cute pussy name that he will hate you for when he grows up.

High-Maintenance & Hostile Heidi said...

Oh, he's adorablem and my dream cat. I always wanted a fuzzy, solid white one with blue eyes...but I ended up with two short-haired brown stripers and one black and white one.

Your story is so cute. Cartier used to "suckle" on Charlee, too, and it totally freaked ME out, but Charlee just let him. She actually enjoyed it because apparently she thought he was her kitten.

As for a name, all I can think of is (1)Amos (then you'd have Annie and Amos) or (2) Warbucks as in Little Orphan Annie and Daddy Warbucks.

You could also name the cute little guy Warsucks to make a political statement and then call him "W" for short. Kidding! Completely kidding. The poor little guy...

buddha_girl said...

Buddha.

That's all.

Sebastien said...

Congrats on the cute little creature.

I think Pieceofpaper would be a wonderful name.

jan said...

You probably wouldn't like Teeyo, but I think it's kind of cute.

yellowdog granny said...

beany: oh man..that's funny...if it wasn't for all the inbreeding in west causing an large amount of mentally challanged people(or maybe they are just drunk all the time) I would name it syndrome...just for shits and giggles...but I am leaning toward 'sooner'...mainly cause of my old buddy sooner..I am thinking 'mr. sooner'...or maybe sooner the nitwit ruby..so far I am calling him 'you little asshole'
bbc:I could just name it after you as I am already calling it an asshole...oh..yeah..huggs..
Jan:nah...last dog I named after a cowboy broke my heart when he died..plus I named him after nate newton and he ended up in jail for selling dope...sigh*

HMHH:oh man..he is just the cutest thing..granddaughter Jenny brought me home last night and fell in love with him..we spent 15 minutes talking in that high squeeky voice you get when you are around a cute baby or kitten/puppy..'oooh, he's so cute, aren't you ..you little cutie'...???he survived the night..and not for lack of trying on Annie's part..she has a new game...called 'lets kill the kitty'
buddha_girl:haah..nice try..
sebastien:hummmm..I could call him Pop..piece of paper...
Jan:teeyo?...nah..too cutesy..sounds like a ghetto golfer.

Allan said...

Howbout 'Ivins'?

Josh said...

Fluffmaster

Lavender said...

I like dubya. It is just too fucking ironic.

my kitty is named molly!!! you can't have that name,lol

yellowdog granny said...

allan:now that's not a bad idea..
josh:too long...ha
lavender:if it had been a female there would be no debate..it would be molly...but sooner is starting to look like the name ..although i do keep calling it asshole

Cheesemeister said...

I'd name him King, because he will end up being king of the house.
I've had more than one kitten try to nurse from my hair or my earlobes!

kath said...

i had an all white, blue eyed cat for 19 years... he had a solid black littermate that was mine too.
Fidge was the white and
Merlin the black.

I lost
Fidge 3 mos back, and his brother 6...


i miss them... especially fidge. he was my boy....

I think i am a little jealous of your new pussy...

right now I have only my b]lovely Morgan... and my dog Duncan