I'm a liberal pagan living in West,Texas..yes that West,Texas

Thursday, May 03, 2007

GOOD NEW, BAD NEWS, SAD NEWS, WHAT THE FUCK NEWS






The world goes round in circles.....and shit keeps hap'n...



You know what? I looked at the little articles I clipped(ripped out) out of the DAM News and there is no good news..sorry..I lied...



but lots of bad news, sad news and what the fuck news...lots and lots..but I narrowed it down as I don't want to make you so depressed you drag out your 70's albums..



WHAT THE FUCK NEWS:



VIALS OF CHEMICAL WARFARE AGENTS FOUND AT REFUGE



Jet, Okla. U.S. soldiers from an Army chemical disposal until have found at least 130(repeat..one hundred and thirty) glass vials containing chemical warfare agents at the Great Salt Plains National Wildlife Refuge(repeat....at the fucking Great Salt Plains National Wildlife Refuge..repeat..National Wildlife Refuge...them sonsabitches...)in north-western Oklahoma. The search began after a Boy Scout(repeat..a BOYSCOUT) digging for crystals last month(last month..last fucking month) found a set of vials and got sick after one broke and released a gas. He suffered no permanent injuries, officials said.(yeah, like we're going to believe them fuckers...wonder what health issues this kid will have 10 years down the road?)The vials came from kits once used to train soldiers to identify chemical agents. The Army destroyed its stockpile, but some were buried...(in the Great Salt Plains National Wildlife Refuge..you bumbling dickwads)...



There are just so many things wrong with this article ..I don't know who to get pissed at..so it's official...I'm pissed at everyone..'Fuck ya'll'...



MORE WHAT THE FUCK NEWS:



Now everyone knows I don't care if you are gay, lesbian or bi-sexual...I just don't care..that's your business, and like I always say..'do what you want, just don't do it in my front yard and scare my pets.'..



But this asshole is an asshole who happens to be gay...and he chaps my redneck ass..Here's the latest on the former New Jersey Gov. James Mcgreevey,who resigned after announcing he was gay.(married with baby)..He has started the process to become a priest in his newly adopted Episcopal faith...as if Priest's don't have enough problems..now I don't care that he is gay and wants to be a priest..but if you are going to lie to your wife, and the world about your sexual preferances, do you really think your good material for the priesthood..???..Oh, wait..never mind...You're probably a natural..






This is another one that chaps my ass...






TEXAS INSTRUMENTS PLAN 2ND PHILIPPINES FACILITY



Texas Instruments Inc. said today that it plans to invest around $1 billion over 10 years in a new testing and assembly facility in the Philippines.The new facility, Dallas-based TI's second in the country, will be just north of Manila.



Construction will start in the second half of this year, and production will begin next year.



Fuckity fuck fuck fuck...WHAT? Texas not good enough for ya?..Maybe they should change the name from Texas Instruments to Philippines Instruments..fuckers..(are you seeing a trend her..? You got it...I'm torqued!



If that isn't enough....the betrayal of all betrayals....



THE BAD NEWS:



WILLIE TAKIGN PICNIC OUT OF STATE THIS YEAR.



For the first time in over 30 years, Willie Nelson is moving his annual July Fourth picnic out of Texas.



North Texans who've grown accustomed to spending thier holiday at the Fort Worth Stockyards (whre it's been held the past three years) will have to find all day music elsewhere.



According to Billboard.com Mr. Nelson willhold this year's concert at George Amphitheatre in George, Washington. If You're willing to travel, tickets go on sale may 12 at Ticketmaster..



Yeah........right! Like I'm going to go anyplace named George...



Every year I plan on going..every year it's 114 degrees out on the Fourth of July and I say..maybe next year..so it's not like I would be there..but judas priest..some things are sacred and have historical values...like Willie Nelson's Fourth of July Picnic...Let me tell you folks..that's enough to piss off the Pope, and Jackiesue...



(little bit of info for you here...every 6.8 seconds Bill O'Reiley calls someone an insulting name...usually Rosie O'Donnell..)...I may work that into all my posts from here on out..every 6.8 second I will call Bill O'Reiley an asshole.



Bill O'Reiley is an asshole..)






THE SAD NEWS:



TINY DOG LOSES LIFE AFTER SAVING KIDS FROM PIT BULLS.



Wellington, New Zealand..A plucky Jack Russell terier named George (why couldn't they have named him Fred) saved 5 children from two marauding pit bulls but was so severely mauled in the fight that he had to be put down, his owner said WEdnesday.



George was playing with the group of children as they returned home from a neighborhood shop Sunday when the two pit bulls appeared and lunged toward them, Allan Gay said.



"George was brave. He took them on,and he's not even a foot high" said Mr. Gay, a resident of the small North Island town on Manaia."If it wasn't for George those kids would have copped it."



One of the children, Richard Rosewarne,11,was quoted in the Taranaki Daily News on Wednesday as saying George fought the pit bulls to keep them off his 4-year-old brother,Darryl.



"George tried to protect us by barking and rushign at them, bu they started to bite him-one on the head and the other on the back," Richard said."We ran off crying, and some people saw what was happening and rescued George."



But George was so badly mauled that a veterinarian had to put him down, Mr. Gay said.



South Taranki District Council official Graham Young said the two pit bulls had been impounded and likely would be put down because of the attack...



I love pittybull dogs..I have owned them off and on for 36 years..They were kept fenced or on chains...it's not the dogs folks ..it's the owners...none of this would have happened if all 3 of the dogs had been in their fenced-in yard..now 2 dogs are going to be killed because their owners were not responsible..and a sweet little dog has died because of it..Plus those kids were terrorized and had the crap scared out of them...just because no one wants to be responsible ....fuckity fuck fuck fuck.!



Ok...enough news...



North and Central Texas is getting their ass kicked by mother nature...Winds up to 100 miles an hour..tornados,rain, hail,rain and more rain...and some more hail and rain.This is the worse spring we have had in over 50+years...Thanks to the rain, my flowers and veggies are doing great..My tomato plants are 73 eleven inches tall..



So that's it ya'll ...all the news fit to print.



nah, if it was 'fit' to print..there would be no fuckity fuck's...but what's a post by the Yellowdog without some fuckity fuck's?



fuckme till the sunshines..

24 comments:

the rube said...

us good pitbulls are always getting lumped in with those other terrorist pitbulls. but, fuckity fuck.

we're fucking tough enough to take it and keep on smilin.

Allan said...

Fuckity fuck is right...my brain implodes. I need my 70's records.

JACKIESUE said...

rube:pits get a bum rap..they are wonderful dogs and only blame the owners ...pittybulls rule..
allan:scary ain't it?

Josh said...

I feel bad for the man named Mr. Gay. Assuming he's of the vagina persuasion, that has to be a hell of a name to go through life with.

Also, I bet there won't be many Mexicans in the Phillipines facility.

john said...

what about the mavs staying alive. that's good news !

BBC said...

Fuck you until the sun shines? Geez, I don't know about that, any chance that we start at four am?

At my age I'm not good for all nighters anymore. Come to think of it, I never was.

Hey, I know, lets fuck George Bush all night with a four inch sewer pipe.

But thanks for the Fuckity fuck fuck fuck's. Hugs.

Sling said...

I saw Mcgreevey's wife on Oprah,(I accidently watched it okay!) the other day,and she was all like,"What the fuck does that asshole think,asking me to grin like an idiot while he confesses to cheating on me with a man on friggin' national television??"...The guy's a real piece o' work.
The owners of the Pit bulls should be the ones put down.I've had several,and I know it's the way they are brought up that makes them good or bad.Personally,I never felt my kids were safer than when they had one of my pits sleeping at the foot of their beds.

Rainwolf said...

Owners, parents, pretty much the same thing to me. If you don't train it right, it ain't gonna act right.

Heidi said...

Now I'm pissed off at Texas Instruments. WTF is wrong with everybody?! There's going to be nothing left here in the US pretty soon so who's going to be left to buy any of their cheap a$$ calculators MADE IN THE PHILLIPINES. This really makes me angry...

And that poor little Jack Russell terrier. What a little hero. I felt sick when I read that article. People like the owners of those pit bulls shouldn't be allowed to have pets if they aren't going to take care of them or watch them. I agree: It's not the dogs fault -- it's the owners!!!!

FFFFFFFFF

Nit Wit said...

I see your being nice and not listing the really bad news. You know like the same old bullshit out of DC while the troops their always supporting keep on dieing for nothing.
I'm pissed about a lot of things too.

JACKIESUE said...

josh:i thought the same thing..Yeah, Texas Instruments...what do you have against mexicans.????
BBC:its just an expression..jeeez!
sling:I saw her on Oprah too, and I think she knew more than she says she did..but he's a total asshole...Pittybull dogs are the best..mine were all great dogs and never ever bit at anyone or hurt anyone...chiwawa's on the other hand..they're killers..
rainwolf:I agree, it's all in how you raise them..
HHMH: I felt so bad for that Jack Russell, but I still think they all 3 should have been in their yards..TI sucks!
nitwit: yeah, I didn't want to get in another bush bashing post..although I don't see how I can help myself..the dumb fucker..
have you been following doonsbury?..he's on vacation and reruning some old toons and they are like prediciting what is actually happening..and they were done in 2003...scary how right on the money he was...

Nit Wit said...

MY VACATION STARTS IN...8 hours and 40 minutes!!!!
Be better if I wasn't broke. :)

JeanC said...

Willy's going to be at The Gorge in George?!?!?! Cool!! I just wish I could afford to go since it is only a 4 hour drive (and an 8 hour wait in line once you get there thanks to all the traffic, pity the place has been "discovered" :( ).

The authorities really need to start landing on idiot dog owners who won't train their dogs properly and let them run loose. Poor little Jack Russell puppy dog :(

Cyberoutlaw said...

Uh...it's more than 6.8 seconds? LOL! Just helping you out with a reminder :)

Sounds like they must have dismantled some labor laws in the Philippines.

JACKIESUE said...

nitwit:go to the zoo, that's cheap and fun..have fun...hows the bag balm working???
jeanc:hey how ya been?...yeah, willie is deserting texas this 4th of july...pissed me off...
parents and owners should train their kids and dogs...they world would be a much safer place..

Me said...

TI can kiss my ass! My first job out of high school was working for those jerks. I lasted exactly 3 months. They are despicable.
And I think I'm gonna bawl & squall on hearing that Willie is gonna have a picnic in a place called George. NOT in Texas.
Great post!!!!!

BBC said...

I know that it's just an expression hon, but it's fun to comment to. :-)

Tina said...

damn. but, Amen to your take on the news - fuggin outsourcers, but hey it's not India this time, whatdya know?! Funny, I just did a soapbox rant on the "news." ;)

Have a good one JS.

JACKIESUE said...

Hill:yeah, they piss me off too..
I can't believe that willie wont be in texas for the 4th..breaks my heart..
bbc:cool!
tina: you would think that we have enough of a immigration influx in the usa to work cheap enough to do the work they keep sending to the philippines, india, china..bastids..

Cie Cheesemeister said...

When I was a kid some people down the street had some pit bulls that were nice as anything at first. After about six months they'd all turned mean. I figured out years later that these assholes were using them for fighting.
Dobermans get a bad rap too, but I've known three really sweet Dobermans. Sure they bark up a storm but when you've been introduced they became your best friend.
I always fear sounding prejudiced when I groan about calling or emailing some tech support or other for something and getting India. One time I had a really good technician from India and I've had some really lousy ones from the US. But that's not the point. These cheap ass companies are paying these folks in India something like $2.50 an hour. I don't care if someone's FROM India, but if they're going to do American tech support they should be in America. It would be the same if a caller from India kept getting the US. I'd think they'd be frustrated. I think they'd rather reach tech support in their own country, don't you?

mckait said...

I love you jac

and your news is the best on the web.. we find out what is what here...


Bill O Reilly is an ASSHOLE

Sebastien Millon said...

Bill O'Reilly needs to get the crap kicked out of him, that fat, lazy bastard. As for Willie, very surprised to hear he's moving his picnic... I need to go to Texas, I've never been, and have been meaning to go fooorreeevver now...

Normy said...

Oh man that is some sad stuff there...

JACKIESUE said...

kath:bill o'reiley is an asshole..
sebastien:..yafta(you have to) come to texas...thankfully it's not like any other place in the world..come to West, Texas on labor day weekend for westfest...drunk czech's...can't beat it with a stick..
normy:yup..sad and stupid..