The world goes round in circles.....and shit keeps hap'n...
You know what? I looked at the little articles I clipped(ripped out) out of the DAM News and there is no good news..sorry..I lied...
but lots of bad news, sad news and what the fuck news...lots and lots..but I narrowed it down as I don't want to make you so depressed you drag out your 70's albums..
WHAT THE FUCK NEWS:
VIALS OF CHEMICAL WARFARE AGENTS FOUND AT REFUGE
Jet, Okla. U.S. soldiers from an Army chemical disposal until have found at least 130(repeat..one hundred and thirty) glass vials containing chemical warfare agents at the Great Salt Plains National Wildlife Refuge(repeat....at the fucking Great Salt Plains National Wildlife Refuge..repeat..National Wildlife Refuge...them sonsabitches...)in north-western Oklahoma. The search began after a Boy Scout(repeat..a BOYSCOUT) digging for crystals last month(last month..last fucking month) found a set of vials and got sick after one broke and released a gas. He suffered no permanent injuries, officials said.(yeah, like we're going to believe them fuckers...wonder what health issues this kid will have 10 years down the road?)The vials came from kits once used to train soldiers to identify chemical agents. The Army destroyed its stockpile, but some were buried...(in the Great Salt Plains National Wildlife Refuge..you bumbling dickwads)...
There are just so many things wrong with this article ..I don't know who to get pissed at..so it's official...I'm pissed at everyone..'Fuck ya'll'...
MORE WHAT THE FUCK NEWS:
Now everyone knows I don't care if you are gay, lesbian or bi-sexual...I just don't care..that's your business, and like I always say..'do what you want, just don't do it in my front yard and scare my pets.'..
But this asshole is an asshole who happens to be gay...and he chaps my redneck ass..Here's the latest on the former New Jersey Gov. James Mcgreevey,who resigned after announcing he was gay.(married with baby)..He has started the process to become a priest in his newly adopted Episcopal faith...as if Priest's don't have enough problems..now I don't care that he is gay and wants to be a priest..but if you are going to lie to your wife, and the world about your sexual preferances, do you really think your good material for the priesthood..???..Oh, wait..never mind...You're probably a natural..
TEXAS INSTRUMENTS PLAN 2ND PHILIPPINES FACILITY
Texas Instruments Inc. said today that it plans to invest around $1 billion over 10 years in a new testing and assembly facility in the Philippines.The new facility, Dallas-based TI's second in the country, will be just north of Manila.
Construction will start in the second half of this year, and production will begin next year.
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck...WHAT? Texas not good enough for ya?..Maybe they should change the name from Texas Instruments to Philippines Instruments..fuckers..(are you seeing a trend her..? You got it...I'm torqued!
If that isn't enough....the betrayal of all betrayals....
THE BAD NEWS:
WILLIE TAKIGN PICNIC OUT OF STATE THIS YEAR.
For the first time in over 30 years, Willie Nelson is moving his annual July Fourth picnic out of Texas.
North Texans who've grown accustomed to spending thier holiday at the Fort Worth Stockyards (whre it's been held the past three years) will have to find all day music elsewhere.
According to Billboard.com Mr. Nelson willhold this year's concert at George Amphitheatre in George, Washington. If You're willing to travel, tickets go on sale may 12 at Ticketmaster..
Yeah........right! Like I'm going to go anyplace named George...
Every year I plan on going..every year it's 114 degrees out on the Fourth of July and I say..maybe next year..so it's not like I would be there..but judas priest..some things are sacred and have historical values...like Willie Nelson's Fourth of July Picnic...Let me tell you folks..that's enough to piss off the Pope, and Jackiesue...
(little bit of info for you here...every 6.8 seconds Bill O'Reiley calls someone an insulting name...usually Rosie O'Donnell..)...I may work that into all my posts from here on out..every 6.8 second I will call Bill O'Reiley an asshole.
Bill O'Reiley is an asshole..)
TINY DOG LOSES LIFE AFTER SAVING KIDS FROM PIT BULLS.
Wellington, New Zealand..A plucky Jack Russell terier named George (why couldn't they have named him Fred) saved 5 children from two marauding pit bulls but was so severely mauled in the fight that he had to be put down, his owner said WEdnesday.
George was playing with the group of children as they returned home from a neighborhood shop Sunday when the two pit bulls appeared and lunged toward them, Allan Gay said.
"George was brave. He took them on,and he's not even a foot high" said Mr. Gay, a resident of the small North Island town on Manaia."If it wasn't for George those kids would have copped it."
One of the children, Richard Rosewarne,11,was quoted in the Taranaki Daily News on Wednesday as saying George fought the pit bulls to keep them off his 4-year-old brother,Darryl.
"George tried to protect us by barking and rushign at them, bu they started to bite him-one on the head and the other on the back," Richard said."We ran off crying, and some people saw what was happening and rescued George."
But George was so badly mauled that a veterinarian had to put him down, Mr. Gay said.
South Taranki District Council official Graham Young said the two pit bulls had been impounded and likely would be put down because of the attack...
I love pittybull dogs..I have owned them off and on for 36 years..They were kept fenced or on chains...it's not the dogs folks ..it's the owners...none of this would have happened if all 3 of the dogs had been in their fenced-in yard..now 2 dogs are going to be killed because their owners were not responsible..and a sweet little dog has died because of it..Plus those kids were terrorized and had the crap scared out of them...just because no one wants to be responsible ....fuckity fuck fuck fuck.!
North and Central Texas is getting their ass kicked by mother nature...Winds up to 100 miles an hour..tornados,rain, hail,rain and more rain...and some more hail and rain.This is the worse spring we have had in over 50+years...Thanks to the rain, my flowers and veggies are doing great..My tomato plants are 73 eleven inches tall..
So that's it ya'll ...all the news fit to print.
nah, if it was 'fit' to print..there would be no fuckity fuck's...but what's a post by the Yellowdog without some fuckity fuck's?
fuckme till the sunshines..