MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM SANTA

1,125TH POST

...1,125..That's a lot of posts about nuffin...

Well, some of them have been pretty amusing, and some of them have been rants about republicans, Bush, Evangelical Christians and just stupid people..Some were about me, music and the news..remember those?...Some were about West, by Goddess, Texas...about my kinfolk, my kids, my granddaughters,my dogs, cats,books, movies, stupid things I have done and said..Some were just observations about life in general, and a lot of them were about the Dallas Cowboys and some like this one were about nuffin...

"The devil ain't sorry,

The devil ain't fear,

The devil he ain't even sin or stress.

The devil, I'll tell you,he's loneliness."
by Elma K. Lobaugh........."The Devil is Loneliness."

Which seems to actually speak to a lot of

people this time of the year...You get all caught up with the stories on TV about happy endings, the commercials of all the happy families gathered around the table eating the big family meal, or around the Christmas tree getting the latest phone,diamond bracelet or the brand spanking new car with a red bow on top and you think if your life isn't like that..there's something wrong....If the kids don't get the latest game, Ipod, clothes or toy they think they are being cheated and mom and dad are horrible parents..Mom thinks Dad doesn't love her because he didn't buy her a diamond bracelet from "Jared's"..and Dad thinks Mom can't manage the money. if she can't figure out a way to come up with the cash for the new 48" TV....I'm sure Jesus is thrilled with the way his birth is being celebrated..I feel bad for all those old folks that are alone on Christmas and only have the memories..Think the reason I am mulling over all this is that I went and saw Henrietta at the Rest West Haven today...It was not my finest moment...I went in the room..glanced at the woman in the bed and walked right by her and went to this woman who was sitting in a wheel chair all stooped over and asleep...I bend down to look at her face and a strong voice from the bed said..."You're looking at the wrong one of us."...shit...It was Henrietta,and I stammered and sputtered and felt myself growing smaller like Alice after taking the 'Eat me' pill..Lucky for me Henrietta just blew it off like she does most things and we had a nice chat..She had no hair, but wore the cutest little black beret perched on her head..and she might not look like the old Henrietta, but she was the same..She said she has told them she doesn't want any extraordinary measured taken to keep her alive..she has stopped taking chemo and radiation as it was making her weaker and not doing any good..She said the Dr. read her last test results and she wasn't better, she wasn't worse..she was staying the same..which is good...She can't read as they keep interrupting her with tests, medicine or to take her blood pressure, or check her blood sugar..pisses her off and she said she just quit reading..She was surrounded by pictures of her family and her bibles and rosary's...The grand kids had come by and decorated her door with candy striped paper, a wreath and a garland of candy...It really looked festive...

She said she was doing OK, but that George was lost..He doesn't know what to do with out her and is running around doing all sorts of jobs for people..just to keep busy..

Old age sucks..She's 86 and he's about the same..he is in pretty damn good shape and she was too until this...So...I'm sorta kinda depressed..and you know how I am about me being depressed....I don't get depressed as it depresses me...But I am grateful that even though I am a diabetic I have it pretty much under control and am in good health...I may have a contentious relationship with my kids but I have a great relationship with my 2 granddaughters and

have lots of wonderful friends..and that means you guys...as you are all my family and friends..So at this time of the year I would like to wish you all happy holidays and know that somewhere in West, by Goddess, Texas ...............Jackisue loves you....

BUSH.......IRAN.......WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCITON.......

'LOOK, IRAN WAS DANGEROUS, IRAN IS DANGEROUS ...and Iran will be dangerous if they have the knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon.'

President George W. Bush, on why the new National Intelligence Estimate's conclusion that Iran is not pursuing nuclear weapons changes nothing....(Associated Press.)Why do we trust a man to run our country when he can't put a coherent sentence together and pronounce nuclear?...

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

CALL 911.......CALL 911

Because I think I'm having a fucking heart attack.

Them Cowboys are going to be the death of me yet!

holy shit!....Annie is now convinced that I am a lunatic.

I spent the last 3 minutes of the game standing up and running around the living room, screaming and yelling..by the time the clock said 2 seconds left I was hysterical and a sweating flopping heap on the floor..

My heart is still beating like a voodoo drum. I knew it

was going to be ugly...Every single solitary sports writer and sports pundit said the boys were going to win..I knew we were fucked, as that's like the biggest jinx there is...But I still took the boys and gave up 10 1/2 points..which so far is the only game I've lost today..I was going to brag about that..but the season's not over with yet..Still have time to pick some loosers..but so far I'm 115-74-10 in picks...

OK...that's it..going to go watch the rest of the games and finish making my chicken stew...It's cold out..which means it's 42 degrees and windy...I don't know how y'all stand all that really cold weather..13 degrees, snow, ice, sleet...brrrrrr....Just for the record and in case anyone wants to know???????????????

I'm a happy ole fat broad...

OK..SO HERE'S THE DEAL......

I love my high speed...fast speed, what ever the fuck it's called..I love it..but when the person at AT&T was helping me get it all hooked up and shit, it wouldn't connect with the green wire and the phone wire hooked into the filter jack that goes into the wall jack...got it so far?...so she says, take the green wire(from modem to the jack) and just plug it directly into the wall jack...cool..it works...but...now the phone doesn't work..and if I take the filter jack and do it like it's supposed to so I can use the phone..the fast speed doesn't work..so now what the fuck do I do?...I need my phone..The jack by the kitchen and dining room(where the computer resides) and the one in my bedroom are the only 2 jacks in the apt..So I have been using my mobile phone from bedroom, but I can't hear it ring from the bedroom and if I take it off the thingy(yellow dog technology) and bring it into the living room...the battery runs down on the phone..ok..so I should get a new battery, but that entails a trip to the House of Satan and I'm pretty sure that fat lady with all the kids lives in the parking lot and don't want to run into her fat ass again...So...anyone out there know what the fuck I'm talking about and can help me...please email me..Like I always say..hire the handicapped..we're fun to watch...

I got 2 phone calls from Babs today....with great news..she is doing so much better..no details..but trust me on this..she's doing wonderful...I expect a visit soon...with the weather all iffy here(80 degrees and sunny one day and 38 degrees and rainy the next)

I'm not sure when she will be able to come down for a visit..one of the 2 of us will let you know...

Hmm, what other news do I have for you...Oh, Jennifer totaled her car...on her way to visit her boyfriend Jason and hit a guard rail and down into a ditch..tore up the frame and undercarriage..fucked it up good...so she is looking for a car..I'm trying to get her to look at getting a new Saturn. She's looking at some Monte Carlo...Oh, she didn't get hurt..she always wears her seat belt, thank the Goddess, but (and I told her this too) she is the worse driver I have ever seen..The worse..she has had at least 5 wrecks and she's only 20...Jeez!...I'm 64 and had 2 wrecks..one guy was drunk and drove me off the road and some asshole rear ended me..never had a wreck that was my fault...x my fingers...and knock on wood...

I was going to go pick up my mail yesterday and Annie always follows behind me and follows me back..so we're out there in the parking lot talking to Margaret and all of a sudden Annie starts talking cat shit...Loud cat shit..bird noises, meows,hissing...and was prancing around on her tip toes...Margaret and I looked and there was a dog about the size of a truck in the parking lot and Annie was talking cat trash to him...I'm not sure what she was saying but man was she pissed..We cracked up..she was prancing up to him and turning her back on him and sticking her butt in his face and making these weird bird noises...almost a brppp noise..the dog looked confused and finally trotted off..Then she came over and rubbed all against me..think she told him to fuck off or she would kick his ass and then wanted praise from me..which she got..

she is one very strange cat..she has to smell everything..When I got all the Christmas presents and wrapping paper, etc. she came over and sniffed everything I brought into the apartment..sniffed the scissors, the tape, the paper, the gifts, then went and sniffed the door...and then sniffed me...I don't mean a sniff sniff, I mean she sniffs every square inch of everything...When people park their cars she will go outside and sniff their door, the exhaust pipe, the tires..I have never seen a cat do that before..Dogs yes, but not cats...weird...

I'm pissed Santa Clause came to West last Saturday and I missed him..You could pay $10 to have your picture taken with him and I wanted my picture taken with Santa.Mrs. Santa Claus came with him...does she have a first name...?...I mean his name is Santa but what is her name..it's 2007 and think she deserves to be called something besides Mrs. Santa...that sucks..

I am listening to Christmas Cd's....I have a great one that has Mahalia Jackson, Judy Garland, Perry Como and Gene Autry...my favorite Christmas album..Well, I love Elvis Presley's Blue Christmas Album the best..

Ok..more info...now that I can download music..I need to know how to down load it ..do I need to get some floppys and by the way exactly what is a floppy...BBC, that sounds like it could be in your department..I have a plastic box full of the little square dealies, and a bunch of round ones that have pictures on them..Which one is a floppy?...Is there a floppy department in the store?...Why is it every time I say the word floppy a picture of my second husband pops into my mind?...

When I was checking out the things that got transfered over on my bookmarks i found my old copy of all my posts on wordpress...and started reading them...I found the one about 1982, the year my Daddy died and the ones about the 60's, 70's 80's and 90's...the music, the news my life..that was fun...What was really nice to read was the comments..from people that I don't even have as readers anymore..used to get up to 30 comments a post..where the fuck did all those people go..? So I clicked on some of their blogs and some are still out there..rediscovered Rocky, Paul and some others...and now that I have 'speedy'...I can read twice as many blogs and faster...damn this is fun..I had quit reading a lot of blogs cause it took so fucking long for them to download into my slow ass computer..now it takes seconds...so I will be around a lot more..and will be posting more too...bet that thrills you to death..

Ok...I've run out of shit to say...just like typing away on my new pretty flat screened black beauty...(on speed...so she's a black beauty..some of you will get that and some won't)....

fuckme till I double space

YOU ASKED FOR IT....YOU GOT IT....

Blessings on you, my children..Before I get to the answers to your questions..I have one for you..

How's worshiping a Deity that was so beloved that his own Daddy let's him get nailed to a cross, working out for you?..just asking..

Anne wants to know why after praying to Jesus for over a hundred times to fix her knees, they are still sore?.....see above...^^^^

Cyberoutlaw wants to know how to rid his fire escape of those pesky squirrels....

Hey, I'm the Goddess, not a fucking exterminator..pray to Loki, he's squirrely enough to be able to handle that.

The Bratprince wants to know if he should take up Ragnarok again....No, I think you are better suited for blogging,plus you're better off listening to the black heavy metal band Ragnarok then playing the game...and your Mother is one of the Goddess's favorites and thinks that she is a German Edda...with a hell of an ending..

Billy Pilgrim wants to know if Ruby will bond with him now...of course...Ruby is smart enough to know it will take more than a name change to keep her from loving you...

Sue wants to know if America will ever come to their senses and demand Universal Health Care...Well, not being of this earth I can't speak for the people of America.....pause......the Yellow Dog said it took most Americans nearly 8 years to come to their senses about GWB, so she doesn't have much hope that they will...

BBC wants to know if the world peace he has been hoping for will ever come about...You're shitting me right?...You humans have been a warring people since the first caveman caught his cave woman making eyes at the guy next door and picked up a stone and whacked him with it..

Cheesemeister: The Yellow Dog said she would try..

Mimi wants to know why it's 13 degrees where she is and what is the purpose of it being that cold..It gets rid of the critters that suck and bite...no not Republicans..fleas and mosquito's...

Allan wants to know why we don't drug test or politicians...The Yellow Dog answered this one for me. She said because none of them could pass a drug test..If they're not drunks, they're on Prozac...

Clance wants to know if I can make her stop hating her husband or should she just get a divorce....I am a Goddess, I don't hate....I just get even...So I'd find a nice 35 year old hunk and fuck his brains out..that'll kill the husband for sure..

Winston wants to know if he will ever get that pony he has been wishing for the past 61 years...Nope..but you can just go out and buy one...And the answer to the WTF question is.................why the fuck not?...

Goddess bless you my children...Goddess bless you...

.......MUSLIM PUSSY.......

I love this fucking high speed....

this was sent to me from Shady Lane...so blame her if it's not politically correct...QUEEN OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

I AM QUEEN OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

I have motherfucking high speed..so take that!

.......ASK THE GODDESS.......

Greetings and blessings on you my children...I came down to your waring planet to help celebrate the birth of your Prince of Peace...I'm sure he would be very proud of all the wars that are being fought in his name...While I am here I thought it would be a good time for question and answers again...and please..make them good...No football questions...no sports team questions..ask the Yellow Dog, she knows more about sports than I do...I'm still waiting for some pertinent questions..I will be here till Saturday to answer your questions, then it's back to the Heavens..watch out Loki is around, and he might answer some questions..Go with the Goddess my children..go with the Goddess...

.......TIDBITS FROM DAM NEWS.......

"Seek ye the Kingdom of God first,and all these things will be given to you."...So, if you can't have it,possibly you do not really need it."..Brother Joris, a beer-brewing Trappist monk, on complaints from beer connoisseurs that it's too hard to acquire his monastery's limited-produced brew.I think the complainers should have quoted the Bible right back at him.

"Jesus wept."...

"Kill her, kill her, by firing squad." A Khartoum street mob calling for stricter penalties for a British schoolteacher convicted of insulting Islam by allowing her Sudanese Muslim students to name a Teddy bear Mohammed.

Well, what can you say to that?..

Except them fuckers is crazy...

"I am a father of four children. For that, I stayed.I never could have left him. Never."

Manuel Jesus Cordova Soberanes, an un-documented Mexican worker who risked (and received)deportation to help an American child wandering in the Arizona desert after a car crash killed his mother

So..here you have a group of people who want to kill someone for naming a Teddy bear after Mohammed and a guy named after Jesus who risked his chance for a slice of the American dream for a kid..anyone besides me see the humor in this?

"It's a sad day for American financial markets when you've got to turn to Abu Dhabi to get bailed out."...Robert Morgenthau, Manhattan district attorney, on the Arab emirate's rescue of Citibank....Well, woopty fuck...how about all the money the American government owes the Chinese....Plus all the business's, land etc. that the Arab's, Chinese, Japanese and Canadians own..Soon baby's born in this country will be born with a stamp on their butts..saying "made in China"...

"There is a division among Palestinians.There are those after food, life; those that are materialistic,like Abbas; and there are those like us who are seeking life after death." Asma al-Fayoumi, one of an estimated 100,000 Hamas supporters demonstrating against the Annapolis peace conference. I don't know about y'all...but I would be more than happy to help him on his way..

This post was brought to you by the House of Satan special...I got it all hooked up by my own self..David still hasn't gotten my desk put together yet..damnit..and I broke down and called and got high speed Internet..so Hopefully by next Friday..I will be faster than a speeding bullet...Does this mean I'm high tech?...

OK...i KNOW THAT YOU REEEEEALY DON'T CARE

But the Cowboys won yet again(37-27)...and we beat a great team...actually next to the Cowboys, the Packers are my favorite team...I have always been a huge Packer fan..even when they kicked out ass in the Ice Bowl...If we'd won that game, the Super Bowl trophy would probably be called the Landry Trophy instead of the Lombardi Trophy..The only bad part of the game is that Farve got hurt..I really really hated to see that..He's such a great competitor and he's having the season of his life and I hope won't be out long..He deserves a shot at the playoffs , just as long as they don't beat us to get there..But this win will probably keep us out of Lambeau Stadium for the playoffs..We will have home field advantage...rather play where it's maybe 50 degrees out instead of 50 below..

It was a very interesting night..As the game was on NFL Channel and my crappy cable company doesn't have it, I met my friends Inky and Anessa at Wolf's Sports Bar in West..It's not a big place but it's really nice and have 7 screens and one of them was the size of my living room...I was only in there about 20 minutes before the smoke started to get to me..I told Inky I couldn't believe how I could stand all that smoke when I used to drink in bars for so many years..then we both looked at each other and said "cause you were(I) was drunk."...What they say about "the girls are prettier at closing time"...is true...by 10:15 I had 3 different guys come on to me...One guy did his little spiel and I just laughed and said:"I don't think so, I wouldn't have fucked you even when I was a drunk."....So then he introduced me to his friend 'Randy'..who he said was the most illegible bachelor in West. I looked at Randy and said:"I think I'm too old for Randy."...Randy said, "nah, your probably about my age, maybe a little older."..I said "how old are you Randy?"

he said "48"...I laughed like a maniac..and told him...I just turned 64 Randy..No thanks..they still had their mouths open when I walked off..still laughing..(Wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that I bleached my hair back blond?...it's sort of strawberry blond, like mojo's)Then good ole Pat. A. who put his arm around my shoulder and whispered in my ear:"you know ..you still got it Jackie"....and I whispered back:"and you still ain't getting any of it Pat."...Told Inky if I stayed till closing I could actually get lucky..I'd be drop dead gorgeous by then...

I had to come home and take a shower and wash my hair to get all the smoke off me..icky poo...But it was pretty fun...I am so used to being at home screaming and yelling anything I want to at the TV screen that I forgot and screamed at Wade Phillips(coach for cowboys)...'throw the fucking flag you asshole'...the table right by us cracked up and one guy high fived me..I said I was sorry I was just used to saying what ever I wanted at home without worrying about offending anyone..they assured me that I only said what they were thinking so after that I just screamed and yelled to my hearts content and getting high fives..They especially liked it when I threatened to put my Baby Phat in the ass of some jerk who always roots against the Cowboys just to be obnoxious..He thinks he's being funny and no one ever calls him on it..except no one told me that..and I said if he cheered for the Packers one more time he was going to be spending the rest of the night at Hillcrest Emergency Room getting my Baby Phats removed from his ass...he got his feathers ruffled and went to Coyote Bob's...I got a round of high fives and 2 bottles of water(which is what I was drinking....boy that was weird)It still feels strange to be in a bar and especially in a bar and drinking water...One of my old friends that I hadn't seen in forever sent over a Lone Star Lite...and when I went and thanked him and told him I didn't drink anymore..he almost fell off his stool..He asked me how long it had been and I said 17 years..He

freaked out..then drank my Lone Star..guess he didn't want it to go to waste..It makes my old drinking friends nervous to be around me now that I've quit drinking...they look at me and know that I drank them under the table every night and now..I'm sober 17 years..and their still drinking and getting drunk every night..So I never stay and chat long..they look so uncomfortable..like I have cancer and they might get it..I just like the look on their face when I say "17 years"....ahh, life is good...

fuckme till everyone's sober...

.......FRIENDSHIPS.......

Don't know if most of you know this or not..but friendships to me are very important..I have had friendships with many people...and most of them are long lasting and strong..some went by the wayside, but then I figure ..they weren't friends to begin with and I don't miss them..I have had one friend that I have known since before my first son was born..and he turned 43 in October..I think I met Maryann C. about 2 years before D. was born..so that's 45 years..she lives In Ohio and haven't seen her since before my daughter was born and she is 34..but we write, email and send Christmas cards..Shady Lane has been a friend for about 32 years...David O...over 30 years..and my friend Brian in New Mexico I have known for about 37 years...I cherish and hold them close to my heart...I love many of them more than most of my family..they have never disappointed me..ever..and I hope I have never disappointed them...so ..what's this about?..My friendship with these two people I am going to ask favors for..

First friend...Bubba Kolar..he's the spawn of one of those friends..I am sure I have mentioned Edda Kolar..she's the one when I first came to West every one told her.."You have to meet Jackie, she says fuck more than you do."...and people would tell me.."You have to meet Edda Kolar,she says fuck more than you do."...So one day I'm sitting up at the Capital Bar stowing beer in my tummy cooler when someone drapes their arm around my shoulder and this deep voice (almost as deep as mine) says:"So, are you this Jackie I have been hearing all about, that says fuck all the time?"...I grinned and said:"You must be the infamous Edda Kolar."...and we have been friends every since..she was my landlord for over 10 years and if not for her I would have been homeless...She let me stay rent free in my little house until my social security came in..and then let me but the house by making rent payments...Bubba is her baby...well, 23 year old baby..He's the one that goes by the name Bratprince...Any how...he has a blog..I think he started in June/July..he only did 2 posts and quit as no one commented..sort of discouraging I'm sure...Babs and Sooner,Tex,Nitwit,Leo and Kevin were my first commenters..So..what I'm asking you to do is maybe drop by his blog and check him out..he's a pagan like me..is funny..and so smart he's scary..when he was 7-8-9 years old he was reading Shakespeare..I gave him all my books by Milton, Shakespeare,Plato, etc..he read them all...Still does..his blog address is lettersfromtartarus.blogspot.com...

just stop by and encourage him so he will keep at it..as he has lots of funny stuff to say...thanks..

Now for my second favor..as most of you know

our friend Babs is living in a homeless

shelter in Dallas...She is doing fine by

the way,

talked to her Saturday..she got to spend Thanksgiving with her Dad and step brothers family..which is cool..So we are bullshitting, making fun of people etc, and I asked her if

she had an address as I wanted to send her something for Christmas..she gave me the

address and then I asked her what she wanted me to send her as I didn't know what she needed or could use..She said a Sonic gift card...She

will go to Sonic and sit in her car nursing a coke or ordering something for lunch, but she will sit there for 3-4 hours and it would be nice if she had some gift cards to use so they won't make her go someplace else..So..my favor?...send Babs a Sonic gift card..I'm sure they start at about $5 and go up...I am going

to go today or tomorrow and send her one...the address is:

Barbara Wilson

C/O Center of Hope

4815 Cass Street

Dallas, Texas75235

Thanks...Jackiesue.

MY LITTLE SEX DOLL

I was lonely...so I bought a little toy doll to keep me company...He doesn't look like Barbies Ken, but he does talk and when I really want to get excited, I slip my hand up his thighs, over his firm buttocks and press that little button and he speaks to me..this is what he says to me to get my blood boiling and hot under the collar:"There are known knowns, there are things we know that we know.There are known unknowns, that is to say there are things that we now know we don't know.But there are also unknown unknowns, there are things we don't know, and each year we discover a few more of those unknown unknowns."....and if that doesn't get me all steamed up there is always :"I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said,but I know what I think,and I assume that's what I said."..If you would like to get all hot under the collar and steamy too, all you need is

$29.99 and you can get your very own 12-inch(every one wants 12 inches) "Rummy" doll.It recites 28 of Mr. Rumsfeld's greatest displays of impeccable logic.You can also get a Bill Clinton doll which says "It depends upon what the meaning of the word "is" is and "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."...You can also get a George W. Bush doll which just fucking lies(I made that part up)..and to make it even more interesting..the dolls are made in China and there is a warning:"Choking Hazard. Small parts(sooo, he doesn't really have 12 inches).Not for children under 3 years of age."...(or for adults with IQ's over 70)

Other news ...You read about and watched on the news about Richard "The Dick" Cheney having heart problems?...Well, they finally found out what's wrong..His heart was made in China and is contaminated with lead..They were going to recall it, but the powers that be decided it wasn't necessary as he never uses it anyhow...

JACKIESUE AT WAL-MART(house of satan)

I left West Bank and Trust with a fist full of money and a need to shop...I had to go to the House of Satan to do so..and on Black Friday too..something I have never done before ...ever.

My plans were to buy the $400 computer, the $54 printer and a desk...When I finally found a parking space in Bumfuck Egypt, and walked up to these Marines waving their little bells I was already pissed...But I grappled around in my new Dolce Gabbana purse and tossed $4 into the pot,(telling them I better do this now as I won't have any money when I come back out) took a big breath and headed for the door..I took about 3 steps and came to a screeching halt..there must have been 8,732 people going in the doors...I softly said:"ohhhhhhh, fuck.".(did you know that Marines giggle?)Then a little louder:"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck..........fuck."

(they also laugh till they cry).OK, I girded my loins..something I had never done before(well, maybe right before my second marriage,I think I girded something..could have been my loins) and headed into the bowels of hell.....Wal-Mart..

I knew things were going to be ugly when there were only 3 empty carts left...fuckme..I'll never shop again.Slinging my new Dolce Gabbana purse(soft brown leather..softer than a cat's ass soft) into the nearest basket and took off at a dead run...which took me about 2 feet before I slammed into an ass the size of a Hummer, belonging to a woman surrounded by a gaggle of small children..all screaming at the top of their lungs the various toys they had to have as they could NOT live with out them...oh, sweet Goddess, what the fuck am I doing here?...Be calm Jackiesue..you're a tough ole broad and you can do this..

I detoured about the stretch pant clad ass and headed toward electronics....but wait..what do I see..?...A huge stack of the computers I want..Holy shit..can it be this easy?..I checked to make sure..and by Goddess, it's the computer I want..so I wrassled it into my cart and headed for the electonics...wait..there is a printer for $25...just how much will you use the printer Jackie?...enough to spend $54 when you can get this one for $25?...nope...so I wrassle it into the cart..I have now been in the store for less than 10 minutes..Holy shit..the Goddess is good.

I'm in the store for less than 10 minutes and I have saved my self $25...what a deal...oh shit, there's the fat lady again..and in 10 minutes she has had 3 more kids...jeez..

Now...since I'm in the area..I will go pick up a box of printer paper...on the way, I spot a Bissel bagless vacuum cleaner....for $25...Oh my

do I live right or what...My old Dirt Devil is now residing in the land fill outside West, Texas..full of cat and dog hairs from long ago pets..so I wrassle it into my cart...Off to the furniture area...and the desks...I see imacuntthedaughterinlaws sister who works at the House of Satan, and I like her a lot..so we bullshit, talk about family and how much of a pain in the ass they are...and then...I'm off to the desks..I see some really nice ones for $150, but I have a really nice one...I want a cheap ole desk just for my computer..so I can get my computer off my dining room table and use it for...a dining room table..and what do I see before my eyes?...a cheap ole desk for $38..I start to wrassle in into my cart, but there is no room, plus the mother fucker is heavy..A really cute guy asks if I need any help...I say..'what did you have in mind?'...(what is it about men giggling)...He wrassles my desk under the cart..we trade 'merry Christmas's' and I head off...Where I bump into everything and everybody with the desk as it is sticking out about 4 feet in front of the cart..."Oops, sorry..oh man..I'm sorry...uh, pardon me..sorry, sorry..fuck..oh sorry"...Lets see..I have a computer...a printer, a vacuum cleaner, a desk and a box of paper...I'm out of here...

I go wait in a line of 93 people...but they open up another register and I'm second in line..holy shit...the Goddess is good...I check out and get the 2-year service plan for the computer($28)..some cute little dude helps me take it to Bumfuck, passing the Marines who are still giggling and I pass that woman who is now giving birth to twins in the parking lot and I am on the road back to West and I was gone less than an hour and a half..That's including the trip itself, of about 30 minutes round trip...That's the fastest I have ever spent that much money ..

Now I am waiting for David O. to come over and help me put the desk together...I called him and said I can take out a water pump in my truck and replace it but I can't put this damn desk together...I know it's not rocket science..but I can't do it..David says.."Well, obviously it must be to you..."...smart ass..

So I have moved and rearranged furniture, sucked up every peice of lint, cat hair and rubber band in the entire apartment..and waiting for David to come put desk together..then Monday I will print out my address book, print out my pictures...and then delete that fucking zombie and hook up my new computer...Let me tell you..if that fucker gives me one iota of trouble, I will burn that fucking store down to the foundation...

DALLAS COWBOYS 34-NEW YORK JETS 3

3 points....They only allowed 3 points...oh man...by half time I was giggling like a 3rd grader...Now the game I am worried about is coming up next..the packers...The Green Bay Packers..with Bart Farve playing better than he

has in his life...holy shit..now that's going to be a good game..except I will have to go to a bar to watch it as it's on the NFL channel and my 2-bit cable company (Rapid Cable....rapid my fat ass....Unreliable is what they should call them selves..$49.07 for the worse cable I have ever seen or had..and the apt's won't let you have satellite dishes...But some one told me it's against the law for them to refuse to let you pick the TV carrier of your choice...don't know..will have to look into it..I know that one of the tenants has got a satellite dish but the manager doesn't know it...and I hate to nark on him, but will if it will get me a dish..snort*

I hope you all had a very happy turkey day..I had a great one...went to the granddaughters mom's house like I did last year...Turkey, ham, dressing, mashed taters,gravy,the (shudder) green beans with crispy onions on top, my baked macaroni and cheese and lots of deserts..Jennifer made a terrific chocolate pie..had Oreo crust, chocolate pie with heath bars broke up and mixed in and a whipped cream with more candy on top...it was fantastic..I ate a small amount of taters,dressing and mac/cheese so that I could have a small piece of Jenny's pie..My blood sugar was 118 3 hours after dinner..so that was pretty damn good..I left before the cowboys came on as I don't like to watch the game with anyone that isn't completely into the game like me...and as much as I love Jenny and Jamie..they would rather watch a movie then sit through a football game with me...even if it is the cowboys..and know if they started talking and bullshitting while I'm trying to watch the game..I would be plucking them bald-headed...

I came home and found Christmas balls all over the floor and the wrapping on the packages shredded...Annie looked mighty pleased with her self..little bitch..

I am going to the bank tomorrow and see about getting money so I can go to the House of Satan and get me a new computer, desk and printer...can get a computer for $398....$54 for the printer and will check out a desk...This computer is so slow I'm about to put my Baby Phat's through it..The speed is 45.2kbps...and AT&T informed me that dial up is going up from $9.99 to $14.99 which is the same as fast speed..so will go ahead and get it..

I just finished watching Munich...what a great movie..but I either need to get a hearing aid or the sound editor on this movie should go back to school...had to sit on the TV to hear...

Winter is here..high today was 52..and windy...but after 3 weeks of 80 degree weather...it's about time..now if we could get some of the rain that Dallas got..they even had snow flurries at Dallas Stadium during the game..

Well.....it's 5 till 2am..and have to get up early to go to House of Satan..fuckity fuck fuck fuck..happy happy...love jackie

.......KIDS AND READING.......

If you're reading this you aren't an average young American..and if you are...shame on you, I'm x-rated..Go pick up a Harry Potter book and ged'oudda here.

Only 30 percent of 13-year-olds read almost every day.

The number of 17-year-olds who never read for pleasure increased from 9 percent in 1984 to 19 percent in 2004.

Almost half of Americans between the ages of 18 and 24 never read for pleasure.

The average person between ages 15 and 24 spends 2 to 2 1/2 hours a day watching TV and seven minutes reading.

There is a 99-page study called "To Read or Not to Read," and is a follow-up to a 2004 NEA survey, "Reading at Risk," that found an increasing number of adults were not reading even one book a year. The findings were based on government, academic and foundation data.

The report also finds that the more books there are in a young person's home, the higher their average scores in science, civics and history.But the report notes that average household spending on books,adjusted for inflation, dropped 14 percent from 1985 to 2005.

According to the report, reading ability has fallen as well.While scores have improved for 9-year-olds, they dropped sharply for 17-year-olds. Only about a third of high school seniors read at a proficient level, a 13 percent decline since 1992."And proficiency is not a high standard," NEA Chairman Dana Gioia said. "We're not asking them to be able to read Proust in the original.We're talking about reading the daily paper."

(and why the drop you ask?..ok..so I asked.)

The report suggests that multi-tasking is a factor. It found that more than half of middle and high school students use other media most or some of the time while reading,and that 20 percent of the time they spend reading they are also watching TV, playing video games, sending messages or other-wise using a computer.

fuckity fuck fuck fuck!...We're going to end up with a nation of fat, illiterate kids with thumbs the size of salami's.

I personally think, as if anyone gives a fuck..think that kids should not be allowed to play video games, play on the computer or watch TV until they have read at least 2 books a week..I don't understand how the parents can't afford to buy their kids books, but can buy them expensive x-boxes and the games to go with them..Some one needs to bip the parents upside the head...and I'm volunteering for the job..sigh*...really pisses me off...When my kids were little, one of the first things I did was take them to get library cards..which is what my parents did for me..I took my granddaughters to get their first library cards too..It all starts at home with the parents..and they are falling down on their job..They can use money, time and any and every excuse in the world for why they don't encourage their kids to read..but if they can haul their ass to the mall and take them to the movies, they can haul their ass to the library and have them check out a book...Libraries are free...Of course if we had a President that didn't go around saying "OUR CHILDRENS ARE LEARNING".. we might have a better chance of teaching them to read..

DALLAS COWBOYS 28-WASHINGTON REDSKINS 23

Ho hum, another win....yawn...I am now 89-58-10 for the season...that's 89 wins, 58 loses, and 10 ties..betting the point spread..which is better then all of the sports reporters for the Dallas Morning News...hahahah...and so far..one of the best seasons I have had in a few years..I did lose the Cowboys game as I took the Boys and gave up 101/2 points..I should have known better...as Washington always plays us close..I wonder why the Indian Nation hasn't forced Washington to change the name from Redskins to something more politically correct..?
While watching the game I decided to put up my Christmas tree....wasn't going to put it up this early...but if that Rude girl can put hers up this early...so can I...Now all I have to do is keep Annie out of it..she has tried to climb it a few times already and has staked out a place to roost, right under the tree...If I could find my camera I would take a picture of her and the tree...I know it's around here someplace..but don't know where..
Jenny and Jamie came over Thursday and I cooked them dinner...made turkey meatloaf...veggies and cheese and apples...they loved the meatloaf and veggies, but you would have thought I was trying to poison them by putting cheese with apples..I tried to explain to them that fruit and cheese is a well known after dinner desert...they didn't believe me...Maybe if I had fried the apples and melted cheese over them they would have gone for it..
I didn't get to go home for the reunion, which is just as well,as with the exception of my pistol packing 86 year old Aunt and her brood, only my uncle and his wife showed up..and he's been mad at me since 2004, when he was celebrating George W. Bush's win and I said 'fuck you Uncle Hick'...Wonder if he still is celebrating?....What an asshole...You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends nose and wipe it on your saddle horn, but you can't pick your relatives..
Oh....by the way..every body's favorite football player had 4 touchdowns in today's game...I'm really starting to like that T.O. He might be a spoilt brat, but by Goddess, he can catch the ball and run them into the in zone pretty damn good...and I can lie with that..
Well, going to go watch the movie I rented..Munich...supposed to be good..hope it is as good as the Train Station...cause I really did like it...Fuck..Annie's in the tree...

IS GEORGE BUSH A LYING ASSHOLE?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

BIG ASS AIRPLANE

If this doesn't make you turn in your big ass SUV for a hybrid, then nothing will..

SAUDI PRINCE BUYS JUMBO JET, THEN HAS IT DECKED OUT ROYALLY...

Dubai, United Arab Emirates..In the annals of excess, it could be a new high; a more than $300 million, super-sized luxury airplane, bought and outfitted solely for the private comfort of a Saudi Arabian billionaire. Once done, the Airbus A380, the world's biggest passenger plane, will be a "flying palace" for Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, the manufacturer announced Monday.

The cost? Well, they aren't exactly saying, but did say that it would cost more than the aircraft's list price of $320 million. The prince will pay extra for custom features that could kick the price up an additional $50 to $150 million.I suppose the $150 million could cover a swimming pool, that they said could be put in the bottom of the plane where cargo would normally go..little extras like private bedrooms, movie theater,gym with a Jacuzzi, lounge-type quarters equipped with a conference area and dining room..

Size does matter....it's 6,000-square feet, and will need a crew of 15.It's as tall as a 7-story building with each wing big enough to hold 70 cars and is capable of carrying 853 passengers in an all-economy class configuration.

What do we know about the little Prince?...He is the first and only customer of this type of airplane..(isn't he special?) The prince is in his early 50's is the only private owner of a Boeing 747-400.This is just chump change for Prince Alwaleed as he is Citigroup Inc.'s biggest individual shareholder and the world's 13th richest person with assets around $20 billion.

So think about the prince flying around the world in his mega fucking airplane when you go to the pumps and fill up your SUV, Hummer and other gas guzzling auto's..ain'tcha proud to be able to contribute to the cause...?

I have a message for the little prince...Kiss my pagan ass, you camel fucker..

I feel so much better now...