I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Saturday, September 16, 2006

WELCOME ABOARD TO THE MAGICAL MYSTICAL MYSTERY TOUR...




I loved the colors...but they were.....pretty....the blue was beautiful..but it sorta looked lilac too...which is ...pretty..
and I am not sure...but I don't think you all are coming here for pret
ty...you are coming here to see what outragious tacky things I said about Forest Gump and his brethern...I do not do pretty....I do black and yellowdog....My profound apologies to Pixie who on her own, spend part of an afternoon trying to find the right colors for me...I thought I had found them...I was wrong...I'm so sorry Pix...it just wasn't me...and Tina I hope at least by using the creamier yellow it will be easier on your eyes...not so harsh...Plus Babs said I would get arrested for false advertising...'Oh,look...this is a pretty little blog...a granny blog with lilac and cream..so sweet and purty......Oh my...did she just say Fuck George Bush?????...I need to go to church and have an exorcism.'
Hoo
boy..the next door neighbor is having the mother of all garage sales..She used to have a antique store In Waxahatchie, Texas and has some of the best stuff..I got a antique kitchen scale for $2...5 cd's for $2(coolieo, Nortorious B.I.G, and 2pac...)hey, I like Gangsta's paradise..and 2pac is pretty good, but I'm not sure about the BIG guy...I got a 4book box set of the Hobbit series for $2,a hand painted christmas ball for .50,a small box about the size of a hardball made of bamboo with a rose on the top for .50,a brass basket, for .50,some paper backs for .50 each,a brass angel with lots of hanging bells for $1,and 6 tiny little tart pans for $1.I know I got more but can't remember and that was just yesterday..dang...also going to buy her queen size bed with 4 post frame for $60...Shady Lane said she would get it for me for my birthday...which isn't till Nov...but I like early presents..
I also got a (I hope) great recipe off of a cooking show I like..America's Test
Kitchen...bought one of those hams with the bone in it..picnic hams is what I always called them...they were on sale and got a nice size one for $10.05...peeled the fat and skin off of it..made up this chili rub.(Shady Lane sent me a huge package of real chili..from New Mexico..with just chili..no other spices in it)then I smeared the rub allllll over the ham and wrapped it in saran wrap and stuck it refrigerator last night about 10pm...will take it out tonight at 10pm and stick it oven and cook it on low till it is done.the recipe says to bbq over coals first and then stick in oven...but I'm not going to fire up my bbqer this late in the summer..so I will let you know how it turns out...what you are supposed to do when it is done is let it sit...then shread the meat into a bowl.then pour this n. carolina bbq sauce over it and make bbq sandwitches....I normally wouldnt mess with no N.Carolina bbq sauce cause it is vinegary and mustardy....which is actually what you want on pork...so I will try it..plus on the tv show they put cole slaw on top of the meat and then ate it...so I will go the whole route and make a cole slaw also...and a big pan of corn bread...judas priest...it's just me and I still cook for 4+....anyone want to come over for supper??? I still have a freezer full of left over green chili stew..
Well...
.I am not sure what I am going to post about now that I am thru with the memory lane trips...any ideas? I am thinking of a tribute to Jack Paar...a good ole ass kicking forest gump post is way over due...thought about doing one on new orleans too...that one might piss off a lot of people...
Have a great weekend..kiss your spouses if you gottem..hug your dog,pet you cat, feed the kids...live your life like each day is your last...cause you never know..it just might be....fuckme till I'm radioactive..

25 comments:

Debbie said...

Would love some BBQ! Wish I was closer.

fc said...

I had a Beatles theme for my post today... Fool On The Hill.

Keep on Rockin' Granny...

Regards
-fc

Junebugg said...

Hell, I drag the grill under the car-port and b-b-que all year long. Sure beats doing dishes and you've got my mouth watering talking about that ham.........

Sue said...

Went to a few garage sales today .. furnished a lot of our place that way ... mmm BBQ ... dinner time .. and now you've made me hungry .. :)

yellowdog granny said...

fc: went and checked it out and will blog roll you again...thanks for stopping by..
debbie: come on down...bbq for all
junebugg: to flipping hot to bbq outside..and gasp...it looks like rain..
sue: the aroma coming from the kitchen is driving me nuts..smells soooo good..
i love garage sales...thinking about having another one when it gets cooler..

Babs1 said...

I never said you would be arrested!! I thought it would be kinda funny that someone would think it was a sweet pretty blog and then start reading it and be totally shocked at all the fucks, etc. Quit putting words in my mouth woman!

Josh said...

Sounds like you found some real deals. And I'll have to try that chili-ham recipe sometime.

I do like the lighter shade of yellow... and I started to make a comment about your description of it being "creamier," but I'll leave that to your imagination.

I'm not half the perv I used to be.

apositivepessimist said...

ooer that pork sounds good...we're having bacon, eggs and chips [if the heathen remembers to buy them] tonight. I like having breakfast fer tea.

Mimi said...

Cole slaw on top of the bbq? Not a bad idea. If I am ever in Texas I am going to track you down and enjoy your fine company and cooking!:)

yellowdog granny said...

babs: are you sure? i swear you said i would get arrested...damn...2 every 4 hours not 4 every 2 hours...
Josh: yeah i hesitated about using the word creamier..but thought nah..no one will make anything out of it....wrong...hahah
apos: i love having breakfast for dinner..especially pancakes with sausage...nummy..
the smell of that ham is driving me nuts..man..it smells soooooo good..

jan said...

Why don't you post some of the Greatest Moments in History with the Yellowdog Granny touch? You could make the Spanish Inquisition and the Great Plague funny?

texlahoma said...

I like Coolio...Slide slide slippity slide.

Sling said...

OMG!...The BBQ sounds great!
These colors are easy on the eyes..Lookin' good Yelowdog G.

Sling said...

OMG!...The BBQ sounds great!
These colors are easy on the eyes..Lookin' good Yelowdog G.

leo myshkin said...

my best day when i was drunk was pretty hard to beat. in fact there were lots of them. it's the day after my best drunk day that hurt a bit.

yellowdog granny said...

Jan: well, I spent all last night getting all the stats for 1990..im such a schmuck...
tex:i just like the hair
sling:the bbq is absofuckinglutely fanfuckingtastic...i made the slaw and bbq sauce which is so different from texas sauce for beef...first time i had ever made it but with the pork it was soooo good..but i think my version might be a little hotter than most people would like...i had 2 sandwiches for dinner...pilled the meat with sauce on buns and put just a dap of slaw on top of it and sliced up some onions to go with it..holy shit..it is sooo good...never thought i would ever think pork bbq would be as good or better than beef..but but golly..it's terrific..
Leo: i lied when i put that sign up...i had some really great drunk days..plus i was young and drunk as apposed to old and sober...i'd rather be young and drunk any day..
im afraid to jinx them..but the boys are ahead...

JBlue said...

My mother always finds cool stuff at garage sales. All I ever see is...junk!

tina said...

Well fug blogger, I thought you were AWOL for the weekend, but before I commented, I refreshed and the purplish color went bye-bye! ha, but I understand ;)

Well we do thank you for taking us down your memory lane - awesome stories - perhaps I will do one day, but dont think it would even come close to interesting lol

Watching the Who (1970) concert at moment, but should be sleepin...

Yep, I live for your Gump posts - do one soon :) Have a great week gal!

tina said...

Oh wait!! Forgot....to say HAHAHA you do surprise me....Notorius B.I.G. and Tupac? Interesting hehehe Check out Biggie's "Hypnotize" song - you can shake your hips to that one :p

tina said...

p.s. this text color is bit easier on the eyes - thank ya much :)

ok, I'll stop commenting now...I'm lookin like a stalker :-o

;)

:P fuzzbox said...

Another good sauce for pork is Sweet Baby Ray's. I like sweet sauce with my pork. I bet that ham turned out Crazee Tastee.

leo myshkin said...

the library came through for me. the great chili confrontation awaits my pick up.

now i just have to get off my fat arse and pick it up.

Pixie said...

YDG You are forgiven ;)

and right you do need a "darker" colour to match you kick ass personality.

cyberoutlaw said...

Speaking of Mr. Gump. Have you read the book Cronies, by Robert Bryce? I have a feeling you'd enjoy it, being from Texas. It would probably make you made too. A real eye opener.

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