Some times it just doesn't pay to read the paper...but then again, if I didn't I wouldn't have anything to bitch about, and you know how I love to bitch.Keeps my blood pumping and that's a good thing...and another good thing is:
CAT UNCOVERS PREVIOUS RENTER'S CHILD PORN
Austin..A cat snooping around its new apartment found a hiding place where the previous resident hid a stash of child pornography, police said.The cat's owner checked a gap in which the cat (Sophie) stuck its head and found DVDs containing child pornography, officials said. The apartment's previous renter, Luis
Jimenez, was charged..
Someone should give Sophie a life time supply of Friskies/vet care and toys..Lets hear it for Sophie....
Now for the bad news:
CANADA TO REDO MANUAL LINKING U.S. AND TORTURE.
Toronto-- Canada's foreign ministry,under pressure from its closest ally(yes, that would be the Bush Administration, them fuckers),said Saturday that it would rewrite a training manual for diplomats that list the United States as a site of possible(possible..?..are you fucking kidding me?)torture.The document, released Friday, cited the U.S. detention center at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.It also names Israel, Afghanistan, China Egypt, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Mexico and Syria as places where inmates could face torture.
Well, if that ain't enough to piss off the Pope and hair lip the governor...I have always admired the Canadian government, but this smacks of ball shrinkage and I think we should have stayed on the list until we shut that joint down..Only thing in Cuba that makes Castro look good....fuckity fuck fuck fuck..
And for the what the fuck news...In Texas we've had several breaches of confidence in our Universities and hospitals where there's research with infectious diseases..Why they think we should believe THIS bullshit, is beyond me..
DISEASE LAB SHUT DOWN AFTER DOOR MALFUNCTION
Galveston--A laboratory used to study highly infectious organisms has been temporarily shut down at the University of Texas Medical Branch of Galveston after an internal door failed twice. The door separated a lab containing mice exposed to the virus that causes bird flu and a lab containing a strain of hemorrhagic fever. No people were in the rooms when the door opened Wednesday, and neither pathogen escaped, officials said.
You notice they didn't mention a name of any of the officials..They're out chasing the fucking mice that got away..Why is it I expect to read in the paper in a week or two about the mysterious deaths of all the birds in the area...
well,fuckme till I have only good news...