I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, September 07, 2007

.......ASK THE GODDESS.......


As my good friend Cadmus once said:"I shall tell you a great secret, my friend.Do not wait for the last judgement.It takes place every day."
And from the great woman troubadour Iselda:"Lady Carenza,I'd like to have a husband,
but making babies I think is a huge penitence:
your breasts hang way down
and it's too anguishing to be a wife."
Ahh, wisdom of the ages....
If you have any questions for the Goddess, you will have until Sunday night at midnight to ask me anything you would like..I will answer them and then go collect slain warriors and take them to Valhalla...Blessings on you my children...Peace..

14 comments:

Nit Wit said...

Why does just working on blogs about politics seem to depress me so much even if it's about a good thing?
Eight hours at the slave pit and I'm free for more than a week!!!

Nit Wit said...

Oh, by the way. I was first! Nanner, nanner, naa naa! Or something like that.

Mimi said...

Goddess I can never think of a good enough question worthy of your time. I will have to put my thinking cap on.

jan said...

Where did I leave my diaphram?

the rube said...

how many boyfriends does peyton manning have?

Lavender said...

how do you start a successful porn site? :D

Robert Rouse said...

I had to stop by and say "Welcome to the Blog World Report."

Blue Momma said...

Ok, Goddess, I need some of your wisdom. I need another baby! I'm too old to keep fucking around.

Literally and figuratively. I need you help!

Not easy as starting a porn site, I know, but see what you can do?

BBC said...

I don't think that having babies makes a womans tits sag, not based on all I've seen in my years.

And many women see the benefits in having a husband. Just saying. :-)

Josh said...

What is mankind's biggest mistake?

texlahoma said...

Why do (some) people want to imprison, or otherwise pick on people that are slightly different from them but in no way effect their lives?

the rube said...

josh has the best question, i wish i could have thought of it.

buddha_girl said...

Fucking dying laughing at jan's question. It made me think of the Seinfeld when Elaine's flew across the room.

My question:
Will we still be friends and will I still remain married if my Giants beat your guys' Cowboys (ack...I said that word) tonight?

PS Buddha sents sloppy boogie kisses!

buddha_girl said...

senDs. fuck i hate spelling errors.

and I'm sending fertility whatevers to Blue Momma. She DOES need another kid!