I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Sunday, September 30, 2007

NO ONE INFORMED ME

that for the medicine to work...it would have to turn my fecal matter to the consistency of Portland Cement...due to this lack of knowledge...at about 9:30 this morning....I shat a brick.

6 comments:

High-Maintenance & Hostile Heidi said...

With all of my sporadic IBS problems, I'm beginning to think shatting a brick is almost better.

the rube said...

and your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick

Lavender said...

thats awesome. you poor girl!

Nit Wit said...

Keep taking the medicine and soon you'll have enough bricks to build a new house. Oh, but those pointy edges.

yellowdog granny said...

hmhh:between pulling on the toilet seat with one hand and shoving on my head with the other...I expelled another one this morning..at this rate I will have a brick shit out made by summer of 2009....
rube:I could teach thema thing or two..

lavender:good thing i have a great sense of humor..that's all i gotta say..
nitwit:it didn't feel that bad when i gave birth to maryjo and she weighted 9lbs and 10 oz..and had a head the size of a basketball..

Blue Momma said...

You make me laugh! And I needed that tonight!