34-9...Not too shabby...we beat the point spread too, which is good for me, as I gave up 12 1/2 points..So far this season I am 111-60-5. I had fun...I made the pies and had some sweet potatoes that I figured I better do something with so made a sweet potato casserole, which I have never made before..It's made with sweet potatoes, brown sugar/butter and walnut topping..Fucking rocked..but jeez, would give you a sugar hit ...was so rich..My pecan pie disappeared along with the chocolate cream pie. Dennis P. took the pumpkin pie home with him and half of the sweet potato casserole..
I wanted to play pool and they were playing partners for beer, so I yelled across the bar to Dennis."Hey Dennis, you wanna play with me?"..We did 20 minutes of bad jokes about him playing with me, until Cheryl said 'knock that shit off.'..so we had to behave. But we giggled all the way through a ass kicking on the pool table..When we lost I told Dennis, "Oh, I forgot to mention we were playing for a beer."...He looked at me and said:"I'm not playing with you any more..you suck."...
I said.."I can remember when that would have been a compliment."...Cheryl made us sit apart, we were giggling like 9 year olds...Dennis kids were just shaking their heads at us..Cheryl told them..."Pay them no attention...they've been doing this routine for 30 years."..
Tomorrow from 5am to 11am House of Satan is having their black Friday sale. They have a 31 or 32 inch TV on sale for $388. so Merle said he wanted to get one, and I said well, I'm going ..you want to go with me?..So Merle and I are going to the House of Satan at 5am in the morning...Holy shit!...Plus I still have to work from 9am-1pm...My ass will be draggin'....
I said.."I can remember when that would have been a compliment."...Cheryl made us sit apart, we were giggling like 9 year olds...Dennis kids were just shaking their heads at us..Cheryl told them..."Pay them no attention...they've been doing this routine for 30 years."..
Tomorrow from 5am to 11am House of Satan is having their black Friday sale. They have a 31 or 32 inch TV on sale for $388. so Merle said he wanted to get one, and I said well, I'm going ..you want to go with me?..So Merle and I are going to the House of Satan at 5am in the morning...Holy shit!...Plus I still have to work from 9am-1pm...My ass will be draggin'....I took a shit load of pictures but will have to wait till Babs gets the camera and down loads them before I can post them. I'm pooped...need to go take a shower and try to get some sleep before I get up to go face the fat house wives in their house coats, dragging the husband around by his ......well, it's going to be ugly...Hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving..I did. We even had a guy show up in a limo...we all decided he hadn't been laid in a reallly long time and that he was hoping to impress someone enough to get at least a blow job...T.J. laughed and said..."Don't look at me."...
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That's hilarious...my mom always makes this stuff that is basically a graham cracker crust then a layer of creme cheese, a layer of chocolate pudding, and a layer of cool whip with cherries and shaved hershey bar on top...my nephew ate a bunch and had a chocolate ring around his lip, his older brothers started joking about licking a cow's butt, and it went from there. I totally want that recipe for the sweet taters.
Oh the food that was prepared and eaten in our home yesterday! You were on my mind - especially when my MIL arrived, DRUNK. What a joy. *rolling eyes*
Much love from the Buddha House!
PS
My Mom and I are taking Buddha to see Santa today! Hooray! Pictures to come soon!
some goofed.
the shithawks should have playe the lions and the titans should have played the cowboys.
these mismatches won't happen next year under obama's watch.
I'm with Billy on the football. It's not much fun to watch when you start thinking there should be a mercy rule like they have in high school sports.
Hope you survived your visit to the Evil Empire. Last night we saw ads on tv for places doing bargain prices on the 32" televisions (Best Buy? It wasn't Walmart), and I could tell Tammi was tempted -- but she never suggested driving to Lufkin to get in line in the middle of the night.
LOL! Sounds like a good time.
I am hiding in my house today, away from crazed housewives beating each other up for the last Tickle Me Cookie Monster or whatever it is this year.
I hope you come home safe from your foray.
I never go to a store on the day after Thanksgiving. That's when the brainwashed consumers come out and buy the stuff that the stores have too much of. If nobody went shopping till December 20th or so the stores would cut the prices of all the TV's and Lap Tops down to a price that is fair with a reasonable profit for the store.
I'm waiting for The Gump to get on the TV and tell everyone that to save the economy everyone needs to spend three times their income on useless crap. I wouldn't mind getting big screen TV from Santa.
You had to go there, didn't you?
Thanks for the salt in the wounds, y'all. Oh wait, you missed a spot ...
>sigh<
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