RED HOTS..GET YOUR RED HOT ANSWERS

Greetings my children..my blessings on you and yours..I will continue to bestow my blessings on you and your loved ones, but after this you will have to get them the old fashioned way..during your regular commercial free lives...The Goddess is going to be busy and can't take the time away from Valhalla and the ever growning numbers of warriors..The wars continue and more warriors die, day in ....day out..I have enjoyed my visits with you but duty calls...

Jan wants to know what the winning lottery numbers are for California.Every time I give the Yellow Dog the winning numbers, Loki comes along and changes them.I think he does it to all the numbers, but here goes...11-12-43-13-18-20..if Loki doesn't change them..

Sling is concerned with the growning stupidy of George Bush, the unelected President..and should he be worried...the answer is:YES...YES...YES.

Rainwolf wants to know if they will find Scotty's lost ashes..Scotty's ashes aren't lost,

they are just in outer space..Besides Scotty is playing bones and dice in Vahalla..

Allan wants to know if is worth the $60 to have his Passport expedited and since the Goddess doesn't know what expedited is..I would think it would be worth it..it's only $60.

Cyberoutlaw wants to know what to get for his mother for Mothers Day.That is easy. Time..Your time..unexpected phone calls, little notes in the mail to remind her how important she has been to you.Flowers and gifts when it's not a day chosen by a card company..Take her to a movie, lunch, a nice dinner.Ask her what she would like to do on a special day..Tell her you love her..

Nitwit wants to know why I bother answering questions from Nitwits.Since I only have one Nitwit, it has been worth it..

Finally a question to go out on...The Rube wants to know who has commited more atrocities in the name of religion, muslims or christians.

Starting with the first caveman Brwau crushed his neighbor Kqen's head in with a club because he didn't bow down to his great fire when he entered his cave...God is the winner..but not by much..and no one was around to really keep concise records.But the Yellow Dog said there is a great website called Holy Horror-Atrocities in The Name of God, and she says there is alot of information there for all of you that might be interesting..

This is why the Goddess doesn't want anyone to die in her name or to take a life in her name.

I may be the Goddess of War but it's because you humans know no other way to settle your differences.Life is meaningless to you..which is why the Goddess likes being the Goddess of Love much better...The hippies had it right.

MAKE LOVE....NOT WAR...

Always remember ..the Goddess has you in her heart and in her prayers..

.......A LIST OF FIRSTS.......

I stole this.not the answers..but the questions.

I stole it from Sebastien..and if you don't know who Sebastien is..you must go visit his blog..Babs told me about him..and she's right..I did like him..and you will too..go visit him..he's weird..funny and very talented...here's what I stole...this is a list of 10 firsts...your first what ever..this is the list..and these are my answers...

1.FIRST MEMORY:My first memory is being on a porch, in my night gown and sticking my tongue out to catch the wind on my tongue..I also have a picture of me on this porch with my tongue out catching the wind on my tongue..now you're thinking ...you think you remember it because you have seen the picture..nah..I remember..

because I remember my mother asking me what I was doing..and I told her..she said:"So....what

do you think?"...and I said:"I think I have to pee."...(I was about 2 years old.

2.FIRST INJURY: I was about 3-4 years old and lived with my Aunt(pistol packing) Leola and my Uncle Terrell in Houston, Texas..they had a log cabin...really...it was super..the upstairs was a living room with 2 bedrooms and a bath..the downstairs(had to go outside to go to the kitchen)was a kitchen attached to a huge garage..My aunt Leola was churning butter in a butter churn..she left it to go down to the kitchen and for some reason...I was a butter feind...I crawled up on the butter churt to dip in and get me some of that sweet butter and me and the butter churn went rolling down the stairs...butter going every where..I landed on the bottom, out of breath, banged and bruised and covered with butter...My Aunt Leola said she ran over and grabbed me up to see if I was ok, and was cut in a few places but I was so busy licking the butter off me...I never noticed..I still have the tiny scar on my forehead from that little buttery fall..

3.FIRST LIE:While staying with my Aunt Leola and Uncle Terrel I would on occasion wet the bed..and I would blame in on my cousin Terry every time..who was a baby that slept in his own crib...I still blamed it on him..

4.FIRST PERSON YOU ADMIRED:That's easy....My Daddy....and that never changed..

5.FIRST TIME DRUNK:Oh, man...Do I remember that..My Daddy's Daddy was a bootlegger when I was really little, and he and my Grandmother(Big Mama) lived out in the middle of nowhere..they had a huge house,with a gas station/country store.Daddy Red would sit in his green leather chair at his desk, looking out the window waiting for customer..He would always have a water glass(remember those big ole heavy bottomed glasses?)...full of whiskey and a small bottle of coke..he would take a big slug, chase it with the coke and rub his tummy and go'ahhh'.

So Diane and I crawled up in his chair one day and we were drinking out of his glass, rubbing our tummy and saying:"ahhhhhh."...and then spin his chair..They all thought, isn't that cute..their drinking coke and pretending it's whiskey and acting just like Daddy Red..Well, when we started throwing up and couldn't get off the floor where we had fallen, they realized ..it WAS Daddy Red's whiskey...and we were drunker than skunks..I was about 3..Diane was about 2...They had to take us to the hospital as we had alcohol poison..Damn near died..I was in my 40's before I drank whiskey again..and to this day if I smell Old Crow I will gag...ughghghgh!

6.FIRST FAILURE:I would say my first marriage, but can't take all the blame for that one..or 2 and 3..so my first and greatest failure is being a mother...I really suck at being a mother..

7.FIRST SUCCESS:I'm still working on that one..

8.FIRST TRIP ABROAD:When I was 7 years old my mother and I joined Daddy in Hawaii..came back to the states when I was 10 years old..

9.FIRST CONCERT:In 1968 I went to Bull Frog Park In Oregon and saw Jefferson Airplane..There were other groups there, but I don't remember who..I was flying on acid and barely remember them..I think I had a great time..

10.FIRST THING I DO WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING:

I pee..

.......ASK THE GODDESS.......

Thor's backside... There I was, blissfully fishing. Enjoying the sunshine, having a brew or two and bam..back to this arm pit of the universe, just to answer questions..Can't you humans figure things out for yourself?..sigh*

If I am going to keep coming back for question/answer time, the least you humans should do is clean up your planet..think green..now ...ask your questions..Oh, yeah..blessings on you..yadda yadda...your kids, yadda yadda, and Goddess be with you..

.......FOREST GUMP AND THE QUEEN.......

The White House..
The President was rushed to a local hospital this evening. He is listed to be in fair condition..The injuries were inflicted on him by an irate Queen of England.From all reports, it seems that President over stepped the protocal boundaries set up by the Queen's staff..Upon entering the Oval Office, President Bush rushed up to the Queen,grabbed her by the arm, drew her into a head lock and gave her a 'nuggie, shouting:"Howdy, Queenie, I'm the Commander Guy."..Startled and put off by this politically incorrect behavior the Queen proceeded to beat the President arouond the head and shoulders with her purse, which flew open disclosing the contents on the carpet..While redfaced aids of the Queen quickly picked up a flask, package of non-filtered Camels and a string of condoms, the Queen swiftly gave the President a few kicks to the groin, before Secret Service agents could pull her off him..During the beating the Queen was heard to scream over and over again:"Off with his head...off with his head.The enraged Queen's staff jumped on the backs of the Secret Service Agents, screaming"We'll take back your piece of shit country you no English speaking, pushy bastards.."..Things turned into a free for-all, with the Prince and Mrs. Bush trading punches. A Secret Service agent who wishes to remain anonoymous said:"I never saw anything like it..we eventually had to call in the Marines and they used tear gas to clear the room...but not before The Queen(who's a hell of a scapper, if you ask me.)had the President in a full-nelson and made him cry like a baby.."
The Queen, the Prince and her staff immediately few back to England..The Vice President said in a report later that they were sending a diplomat over to England to try and straighten out this mess...but that if he had been there..'someone would have been peppered with 'pellet'...
More news to follow...

.......GONE FISHIN'.......

Due to a lack of interest....the Goddess and the Yellow Dog have gone fishin'....The last words spoken by either of them before they hauled ass on the cat driven chariot was "your on your on for now" and "yee fucking haw"....You should be able to figure out who said what....

GOOD NEW, BAD NEWS, SAD NEWS, WHAT THE FUCK NEWS

The world goes round in circles.....and shit keeps hap'n...

You know what? I looked at the little articles I clipped(ripped out) out of the DAM News and there is no good news..sorry..I lied...

but lots of bad news, sad news and what the fuck news...lots and lots..but I narrowed it down as I don't want to make you so depressed you drag out your 70's albums..

WHAT THE FUCK NEWS:

VIALS OF CHEMICAL WARFARE AGENTS FOUND AT REFUGE

Jet, Okla. U.S. soldiers from an Army chemical disposal until have found at least 130(repeat..one hundred and thirty) glass vials containing chemical warfare agents at the Great Salt Plains National Wildlife Refuge(repeat....at the fucking Great Salt Plains National Wildlife Refuge..repeat..National Wildlife Refuge...them sonsabitches...)in north-western Oklahoma. The search began after a Boy Scout(repeat..a BOYSCOUT) digging for crystals last month(last month..last fucking month) found a set of vials and got sick after one broke and released a gas. He suffered no permanent injuries, officials said.(yeah, like we're going to believe them fuckers...wonder what health issues this kid will have 10 years down the road?)The vials came from kits once used to train soldiers to identify chemical agents. The Army destroyed its stockpile, but some were buried...(in the Great Salt Plains National Wildlife Refuge..you bumbling dickwads)...

There are just so many things wrong with this article ..I don't know who to get pissed at..so it's official...I'm pissed at everyone..'Fuck ya'll'...

MORE WHAT THE FUCK NEWS:

Now everyone knows I don't care if you are gay, lesbian or bi-sexual...I just don't care..that's your business, and like I always say..'do what you want, just don't do it in my front yard and scare my pets.'..

But this asshole is an asshole who happens to be gay...and he chaps my redneck ass..Here's the latest on the former New Jersey Gov. James Mcgreevey,who resigned after announcing he was gay.(married with baby)..He has started the process to become a priest in his newly adopted Episcopal faith...as if Priest's don't have enough problems..now I don't care that he is gay and wants to be a priest..but if you are going to lie to your wife, and the world about your sexual preferances, do you really think your good material for the priesthood..???..Oh, wait..never mind...You're probably a natural..

This is another one that chaps my ass...

TEXAS INSTRUMENTS PLAN 2ND PHILIPPINES FACILITY

Texas Instruments Inc. said today that it plans to invest around $1 billion over 10 years in a new testing and assembly facility in the Philippines.The new facility, Dallas-based TI's second in the country, will be just north of Manila.

Construction will start in the second half of this year, and production will begin next year.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck...WHAT? Texas not good enough for ya?..Maybe they should change the name from Texas Instruments to Philippines Instruments..fuckers..(are you seeing a trend her..? You got it...I'm torqued!

If that isn't enough....the betrayal of all betrayals....

THE BAD NEWS:

WILLIE TAKIGN PICNIC OUT OF STATE THIS YEAR.

For the first time in over 30 years, Willie Nelson is moving his annual July Fourth picnic out of Texas.

North Texans who've grown accustomed to spending thier holiday at the Fort Worth Stockyards (whre it's been held the past three years) will have to find all day music elsewhere.

According to Billboard.com Mr. Nelson willhold this year's concert at George Amphitheatre in George, Washington. If You're willing to travel, tickets go on sale may 12 at Ticketmaster..

Yeah........right! Like I'm going to go anyplace named George...

Every year I plan on going..every year it's 114 degrees out on the Fourth of July and I say..maybe next year..so it's not like I would be there..but judas priest..some things are sacred and have historical values...like Willie Nelson's Fourth of July Picnic...Let me tell you folks..that's enough to piss off the Pope, and Jackiesue...

(little bit of info for you here...every 6.8 seconds Bill O'Reiley calls someone an insulting name...usually Rosie O'Donnell..)...I may work that into all my posts from here on out..every 6.8 second I will call Bill O'Reiley an asshole.

Bill O'Reiley is an asshole..)

THE SAD NEWS:

TINY DOG LOSES LIFE AFTER SAVING KIDS FROM PIT BULLS.

Wellington, New Zealand..A plucky Jack Russell terier named George (why couldn't they have named him Fred) saved 5 children from two marauding pit bulls but was so severely mauled in the fight that he had to be put down, his owner said WEdnesday.

George was playing with the group of children as they returned home from a neighborhood shop Sunday when the two pit bulls appeared and lunged toward them, Allan Gay said.

"George was brave. He took them on,and he's not even a foot high" said Mr. Gay, a resident of the small North Island town on Manaia."If it wasn't for George those kids would have copped it."

One of the children, Richard Rosewarne,11,was quoted in the Taranaki Daily News on Wednesday as saying George fought the pit bulls to keep them off his 4-year-old brother,Darryl.

"George tried to protect us by barking and rushign at them, bu they started to bite him-one on the head and the other on the back," Richard said."We ran off crying, and some people saw what was happening and rescued George."

But George was so badly mauled that a veterinarian had to put him down, Mr. Gay said.

South Taranki District Council official Graham Young said the two pit bulls had been impounded and likely would be put down because of the attack...

I love pittybull dogs..I have owned them off and on for 36 years..They were kept fenced or on chains...it's not the dogs folks ..it's the owners...none of this would have happened if all 3 of the dogs had been in their fenced-in yard..now 2 dogs are going to be killed because their owners were not responsible..and a sweet little dog has died because of it..Plus those kids were terrorized and had the crap scared out of them...just because no one wants to be responsible ....fuckity fuck fuck fuck.!

Ok...enough news...

North and Central Texas is getting their ass kicked by mother nature...Winds up to 100 miles an hour..tornados,rain, hail,rain and more rain...and some more hail and rain.This is the worse spring we have had in over 50+years...Thanks to the rain, my flowers and veggies are doing great..My tomato plants are 73 eleven inches tall..

So that's it ya'll ...all the news fit to print.

nah, if it was 'fit' to print..there would be no fuckity fuck's...but what's a post by the Yellowdog without some fuckity fuck's?

fuckme till the sunshines..

ESCORT OWNER WILL ASK CLIENTS TO TESTIFY

Hahahahahah!...There's a threat for you...I know for a fact that there will be no testifying from her clients..Due to some black mailing on my own I discovered a book that not only has their names..but has all their special requests...
Like the great Senator from Mo..Christopher Bond, who only wants to be serviced by a Queen Elizabeth look alike who serves him martinis, shaken not stirred..Congressman Kucinich and Senator Hillary Clinton have to be addressed as Madam President..Congresswoman Mary Bono wants a Cher look-alike who seranades her with "I Got You Babe." Senator John Warner insists that he is given his massage by a man dressed up in a Cleopatra wig.Randy J. Forbes has to be urged on with some special equipment and the lady in question has to tell him over and over again"Your a randy little boy aren't you Randy?"
Ted Kennedy has to...well, never mind..it's to disgusting to mention..but it does have to do with a man in green fatigues, a huge cigar and Cuban music in the background..Norman D. Dicks insists on being called 'Big Dick'..while dressed in a diaper..Willie "Lacy" Clay,Jr. wears a white wedding dress and keeps saying, "Bless me mother for I have sinned."...
Many of them require their services from pages and they have to be addressed as "you naughty republican"...Four of them have special dresses made for them and one is very fond of red silk and a tiny pearl necklace..It doesn't go around his neck if you get my drift..One lady is very popular with about a dozen Senators as she is a Condoleezza Rice look-alike..one looks like Barbara Bush and three look like George W. Bush.
I could go on, but it is just too icky for words..so I think the chances of her getting anyone of these esteemed politicians to come forth and testify that she was only giving massages..is pretty far fetched..Although it has brought me a job offer..Some Congressman wants some 'tough ole broad' to work me over...I just found out he's a republican..so I'm thinking of taking the job..
fuckme till the governor of Alabama burns the confederate flag..

.......#1,000.......

Yup! This is my 1,00th post..Holy Shit, who wouldathunkit..I was going to do something profound, but I couldn't think of anything profound..so decided to do a Jackisue post..First of all Jackiesue did some yard work, and cleaned the house. I moved my gigantic tomato plants off the porch to the sidewalk so they would get more direct sun..they both are huge but so far..no 'maters...
Jackiesue went to the library this afternoon and worked from 3-7pm..It rained huge gifrantic rain drops..I had a great time showing a little girl in the second grade a bunch of new books to read..I convinced her to check out Black Beauty..and her little sister got a book on ballerina's..Found a book at the Waco Library about managing campgrounds for a patron..and shelved a bunch of books..Went home and my granddaughter Jenny came over for dinner..I made chicken fried steak, baked potatoes, gazpacho, and garlic bread..It was really good...nice to have meat instead of chicken and turkey for a change..Then she read my post on the movie The Thing From Outer Space..she thought it was pretty funny...and when I tried to explain to her the Ask the Goddess, I got a lot of eye rolling and head shaking..Then we sat down and went through 3 of the latest albums I had just put together...she would look at pictures of me where I was under 25 years old and weighed less than 100lbs..and then look at me now..and shake her head and roll her eyes..ha..she does that alot..We had a terrific time..she graduates from dental tech school this August and I am so proud of her..Jamie and her boyfriend Harrison are both working at M&M Mars in Waco...They will be making pretty good money, but I am still hoping that Jamie will be going back to school...Jenny will probably be going to Temple for her first job as there is not a bunch of work for her in Waco....but Temple is only 30-40 minutes away so that's ok...
The other great thing that happened today is I checked out 9 new books..by two authors..Daniel Silva and Bentley Little..
Hmmm, what else..oh yeah....Sooner's home town got hit by a bolt of lightning and blew up 2 80,000 gallon oil tanks...check out his blog for the visuals..
Well...that's all folks..pretty boring for my 1,00 post...but I think I may be burnt out..I looked back and some of my posts and half of the people that read me and I read them..are not even blogging any more..and the ones that are left..have slowed down on their posting and reading of my blog...I think lots of people are finding a life outside of the blogging world..and maybe I am too...I know that something I used to love to do..is starting to be like a job..I think the Goddess is going to take a extended vacation ..or maybe go back to Valhalla and shoot some pool, drink some beer and raise some hell in Hel...and maybe Jackiesue is going to take a vacation for a while too..Who knows..I may be back tomorrow with a vengence..and maybe not..only the Shadow knows for sure...

THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (no I'm not talking about forest gump)

this is one of my favorite post..back in ought 6....I am repeating it because, well..it' s one of my favorites...the next post I do will be my 1,000 post..hooo rah...!


In 1951 i was 8 years old...I had never seen anything at the movie theaters scarier than a Lassie movie, where the bad guy was fixing to push Lassie right off this really really high cliff and I got so scared that I yelled 'He's going to kill Lassie". and screamed at the top of my lungs...This was at Tinker Field in Oklahoma..They had to stop the film, turn the lights on and my Mother and Daddy spent 15 minutes calming me down and promising me that no one would hurt Lassie..I think Daddy offered to kick their ass if they even thought about hurting a hair on that dog's head...Sniffling and clutching my Daddy's hand they restarted the movie and to my relief..not one hair on Lassie's head was harmed..
So to say I was not prepared for THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD is an understatement..It was the first sci-fi film and I went to that same theater with my Mother and Daddy...I think my Daddy was thinking 'she is going to scream and scare the fuck out of everyone here again'...so he kept telling me..'Jackiesue, this movie is about a creature from outer space and it is going to be scary.I mean really scary...so if you don't want to see this movie that is going to be really scary, let me know now and I wil take you home..'and I assured him that I was not going to scream, I would be brave and behave myself....
The lights go down and the curtains open and the film starts....
It takes place in the artic..and it has the Air Force in it...I am already feeling better about things..the Air Force will kick ass.. They blow up things..they find a body frozen in the ice..it's a creature from another world...oh fuckity fuck fuck fuck..oh my god, the ice melts and the creature gets loose...it starts killing and sucking the blood out of the dogsand some of the Air Force people..I'm scrunched so far down in my seat you can't see anything of me from behind...my knees are mashed to my chest and my head is pressed against the seat....oh my god...oh, man..it is huge....what kind of movie is this..if Lassie was there, he would kill that monster and rescue them cute dogs....Is it too late to have Daddy take me home?...what kind of sick person thinks up this stuff and makes it into a movie for little kiddies to see...?..bastids...
This is way scarier than that damn Bambi movie..Walt Disney is a sick twisted sunsabitch..killing Bambi's mom like that..hunting should be outlawed...oh man, he killed someone else...
This is disgusting...oh my god..he ripped that guys arm off...OH SHIT! THE ARM MOVED..... I reach across the seat and grab Daddy's hand...I look at Daddy...he's grinning from ear to ear...he's not afraid...if he's not afraid...then I shouldn't be afraid..hey, it's only a movie...it's not real...oh my....what does he mean when he says it's a carrot with a brain...? another damn reason not to eat them damn carrots...who wants a carrot with a brain..wonder if the carrots Bugs Bunny eats have brains, cause that is one smart ass rabbit...
Ok, they are going to kill the creature...wait..is it going to get to them before they kill it...oh shit..it's coming right at me....is he going to get killed or is he going to kill them...
"Daddy is the Air Force ever going to kill that bastid?"...Daddy looks at me and quietly says:"Jackiesue I am never taking you to the movies again".....

.....THE ANSWERS ARE:.......

Boys and girls, ladies and germs.I just flew in from Valhalla and boy are my cats tired...Just a little Goddess humor to start your day off..The sun is shining, the stars are bright at night...deep in the heart of Texas..West, Texas that is..The Goddess is very pleased..she stopped off at the city of lights...no not Paris, but Las Vegas...I thought it was time to give a hand to one of the little old lady playing slots. I gave a little cosmic bip and a granny from Riverdale, California won a nice pot for her retirement..of course she will probably use it to play the ponies, but THAT is her choice..You must remember humans...it's all about choice..there is a left..there is a right..there is a right from wrong...it's all about choices..not fate, not luck..just the right choice...

So...on to the question and answer period of our show...

Nitwit wants to know if his mother-in-law's sister will ever schedule a memorial service and internment...Yes, and things will go wrong..

The Rube wants to know if Mark Cuban(owner of the Dallas Mavericks Basketball Team) is a cool dude or an insecure self-promoting deuche-bag?..Depending on the time and the day...he can be all of the above..but mostly he's a self-promoting deuche-bag..who thinks he is a cool dude..the choice is his..

Allan wants to know..impeach or not...The Goddess says yes, yes, yes. Someone has to pay for all the fuckup's...and as one of your other president says..."The Buck Stops Here."..So your president and his entire administration should be held accountable for all their lies..But if not...Hel is not full, we have plenty of room for them...

High-Maintance HH wants to know when peole are finaly going to wake up to the serious trouble their country is in and realize that there are more important things to worry about than gays and abortions...When it effects them..So far only a few have been actually hurt by the'war'..the soldiers, their families...but generally peole are untouched by it and until it actually effects their daily life..they won't do anything, or care..Talk is cheap..action is rare...But soon I think...the people in charge are such bumbing fools that one of their mistakes is going to be brought forth and it will effect everyone in this country...then there will be changes...

Cyberoutlaw when the noisy neighbor that lives below him will move..The Goddess doesn't understand this problem..You live on top of him..?...and HE is the noisy one...?...The Goddess would be running the cat driven chariout across the floor night and day until he moved out..haven't you ever wanted to practice the dance moves you have seen on Dancing with the Stars?..Learn how to play the drums,put your sound system on 10?...

Jan wants to know how to grow big tits..I will let the Yellow Dog take this one.

"What? Are you crazy...? Do you know what big tits becomes after the age of 40?...Long tits..Count your blessings.. little tits are a good thing..At least when you are 63(like me) you won't be able to toss them over your shoulder.Fuckme till I wear a training bra..

.......MUSICAL NEWS FOR THE DAY.......

I have good news, bad news and what the fuck news..
The good news is..Willie Nelson avoids jail time in St. Martinville, La. on marijuana charges.
Willie Nelson and his tour manager were spared jail time Tuesday after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor count of marijuana possesion. Mr. Nelson(doesn't that sound silly?) and tour manager David Anderson were fined $1,024 each and given 6 months probation.Three other people were issued citations last year after state troopers stopped Mr. Nelson's bus, but those cititions were dismissed..
Don't know about you..but I can sleep better knowing that the streets are safer cause they busted ole Willie on reefer charges...judas priest..
The bad news is Bobby 'Boris' Pickett writer and singer of the old song "Monster Mash" died at the age of 69. Mr. Pickett, dubbed "The Guy Lombardo of Holloween," died Wednesday at the West Los Angeles Veterans Hospital.Bobby "Boris" Pickett, whose dead0on Boris Karloff impression propelled the Halloween anthem to the top of the charts in 1962, making him one of pop music's most enduring one-hit wonders died of leukemia.
Monster Mash hit the Billboard chart three times:when it debuted in 1962, reaching #1 the week before Hollween:again in August 1970 and in May 1973. The resurrections were appropriate for a song where Mr. Pickett gravely intoned the forever-stuck-in-your-head chorus:"He did the monster mash.....It was a graveyard smash."..
The hit single ensured Mr. Pickett's place in the pantheon of pop music obscurities,said syndicated radio host Dr. Dememto, whose long-running program celebrates offbeat tunes.
Monster Mash was written in about a half-hour.The Recording, done in a couple of hours, featured then-unknown piano player LEON RUSSELL and a backing band christened The Crypt-Kickers. Four major labels rejected it before Gary Paxton, lead singer on the Hollywood Argles' novelty hit "Alley Oop," released "Monster Mash" on his own label.
The instant smash became a Christmas card for the pumpkin and ghoul set.In a 1996 interview with People magazine, Mr. Pickett said he never grew tired of it:"When I hear it, I hear a cash register ringing."..Maintaing a sense of humor about its singular success:"As he loved to say at oldies shows, 'And now I'm going to do a medley of my hit."
By By Bobby.........

and now for the What the fuck music news...

SO, WHY AREN'T THE MONKEES IN THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME?
Peter Tork says the Monkees merit consideration for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but one man opposes their induction.
"The only person...holding a grudge is Jann Wenner of Rolling Stone," says the former Monkee.The magazine editor "has never written a gracious word. He personally has the veto power to keep us out."
How does his group, whose Emmy-winning show aped the Beatles' film A Hard Day's Night, rank against other inductees? Neither the Animals,the Rascals, the Lovin'Spoonful, the Dells, Del Shannon, Frankie Lymon nor Black Sabbath have more top 20 singles than the Monkees' 10. Ratings aside, classics such as "Pleasant Valley Sunday" have aged better than the likes of Mr. Shannon, whose "Hat's Off to Larry" seem laughable as Hall justification.
Bands as disparate as teh Sex Pistols (Seteppin' Stone") Run-D.M.C. (Mary Mary) and The Church (Porpoise Song") have covered Monkees' songs. Even Radiohead"Go to Sleep: eerily channels Mickey Dolenz's vocals.
"I'm convinced that Mickey is one of the great singers of our time," Mr. Tork says. "He's always been something of a geniius.".
One fan is Michael Stipe, who reportedly vowed to bar R.E.M. from the Hall until the Monkees got in. Mr. Stipe declined to comment for this article, but in 1994 he did tell Roling Stone that "The Monkees...meant a lot more to me"than the Beatles.R.E.M. was finally inducted last month.
Mr. Wenner, who didn't reply to an interview request,allegedly denounces Mr. Tork,Mr. Dolenz, Davy Jones and Mike Nesmith for not playing their own instruments on the band's first albums.
In this American Idol era, when acts are manufactured like toasters, fewer critics crucify the Monkees for being a TV Show that spawned a band.
"I've not heard the slightest murmer about the Monkees being fake,"Mr. Tork65 says from his Connecticut home."Everybody's forgotten it, except Wenner. He's been vicious."
Backed by producer Don Kirshner's songwriting stable--Carol King, Gerry Goffin,Neil Diamond, Neil Sedaka, Tommy Boyce adn Bobby Hart--the band unleashed four straight no.1 albums and three chart-toppers. They eventually penned their own catchy pop, albeit with less chart success.
"George Harrison used to say he wished his best songs were as good as the worst of Lennon-McCartney,"Mr. Tork says."So, we used to hope our best songs were as good as the worst of the Brill Building."
Mr. Tork's fame, however, is more about musicianship than songwriting. So said Jimi Hendrix, who called him the most talented Monkee. The guitarist opened several Monkees'gigs.Was his compliment accurate?
"I'm not sure it's quite true," says Mr. Tork, who plays guitar,banjo, piano adn bass."I'm far and away the best trained musician, but I'm in awe of all three (Monkees').Jimi meant that I was the most receptive to his kind of music."....Joseph Dionisio Newsday..

I don't think I had ever considered the fact that the Monkees' weren't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but I think they should be...and if ole Jann Wenner is the reason they aren't I think maybe a nice email/letter campaign to Rolling Stone might be in order..People who used their postion of power to keep people down piss me off..and I always thought Wenner was a Weiner anyhow..I am going to write a letter to Rolling Stone and tell Wenner to give the Monkees' a break..I would say I would cancel my subscription..but don't get Rolling Stones any more..I got the magazine one day and didn't know who the fuck any of the bands were and decided my time had come to cut the cord ....

As you can see I had to put the verification thingy back on...thought maybe my troll had forgotten about me..but had 4 disturbing comments on my posts, so I will have to continue to keep it till he finally does what I am sure he is capable of.."buying guns and going on a shooting spree..."..this guy is not worthy to mention his name..and I am not even angry about it...I just find him pathetic and sad and hope that someone sees that he gets the mental help he needs before he does harm to someone..He's a Virginia Tech episode in the making..thank the Goddess he's in India..let them deal with his crazyness..

...ASK THE GODDESS, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA..

It's that time again humans..time to reach deep into your hearts and souls and ask that one question you have always wanted to know the answer too...like....why the hell doesn't Donald Trump do something with his hair..

The Yellow Dog is screaming at the tv...first it was NBC she couldn't get..now it's ABC..so much static...you can't hear anything..picture is ok..but static for sound...there is a pyramid of shoes, assorted books and cat toys piled in front of the TV where she has been throwing them ...she's not a happy old lady...

GEORGE W. BUSH'S RESUME'

George W. Bush's Resume




Ran for congress and lost.

Produced a slasher B movie.

Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after he sold all his stock.

Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox. (he's baaaaack)

With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.


As Governor of Texas

Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

Set record for most executions by any governor in American history.

Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.

As President

*Attacked and took over two countries.
*Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
*Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
*Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
*Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
*First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
*First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
*First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history.
*After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
*Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other president in U.S. history.
*In first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
*Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history.
*Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
*Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in U.S. history.
*Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
*Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in U.S. history.
*Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
*Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
*Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
*Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
*Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
*His presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.
*Members of his cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).
*First president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
*Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
*First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
*Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
*Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in U.S. history.
*First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the human rights commission.
*First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the elections monitoring board.
*Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.
*Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
*Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
*Refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
*First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
*All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
*His biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
*Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history.
*First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the *United Nations and the world community.
*First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
*First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
*Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
*With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
*First U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
*First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
*Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
*Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
*Failed to fulfill his pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'
*Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. Has no leads and zero suspects.
*In the months following the 9/11 attacks he has successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
*Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.
*In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the Civil War.
*Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.


Records and References

*At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)
*AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
*Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
*All records of his tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to his father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All records of any SEC investigations into his insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All minutes of meetings for any public corporation he served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*Any records or minutes from meetings he(or his VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

Source: Kelley Kramer