I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Monday, April 30, 2007

.......#1,000.......

Yup! This is my 1,00th post..Holy Shit, who wouldathunkit..I was going to do something profound, but I couldn't think of anything profound..so decided to do a Jackisue post..First of all Jackiesue did some yard work, and cleaned the house. I moved my gigantic tomato plants off the porch to the sidewalk so they would get more direct sun..they both are huge but so far..no 'maters...
Jackiesue went to the library this afternoon and worked from 3-7pm..It rained huge gifrantic rain drops..I had a great time showing a little girl in the second grade a bunch of new books to read..I convinced her to check out Black Beauty..and her little sister got a book on ballerina's..Found a book at the Waco Library about managing campgrounds for a patron..and shelved a bunch of books..Went home and my granddaughter Jenny came over for dinner..I made chicken fried steak, baked potatoes, gazpacho, and garlic bread..It was really good...nice to have meat instead of chicken and turkey for a change..Then she read my post on the movie The Thing From Outer Space..she thought it was pretty funny...and when I tried to explain to her the Ask the Goddess, I got a lot of eye rolling and head shaking..Then we sat down and went through 3 of the latest albums I had just put together...she would look at pictures of me where I was under 25 years old and weighed less than 100lbs..and then look at me now..and shake her head and roll her eyes..ha..she does that alot..We had a terrific time..she graduates from dental tech school this August and I am so proud of her..Jamie and her boyfriend Harrison are both working at M&M Mars in Waco...They will be making pretty good money, but I am still hoping that Jamie will be going back to school...Jenny will probably be going to Temple for her first job as there is not a bunch of work for her in Waco....but Temple is only 30-40 minutes away so that's ok...
The other great thing that happened today is I checked out 9 new books..by two authors..Daniel Silva and Bentley Little..
Hmmm, what else..oh yeah....Sooner's home town got hit by a bolt of lightning and blew up 2 80,000 gallon oil tanks...check out his blog for the visuals..
Well...that's all folks..pretty boring for my 1,00 post...but I think I may be burnt out..I looked back and some of my posts and half of the people that read me and I read them..are not even blogging any more..and the ones that are left..have slowed down on their posting and reading of my blog...I think lots of people are finding a life outside of the blogging world..and maybe I am too...I know that something I used to love to do..is starting to be like a job..I think the Goddess is going to take a extended vacation ..or maybe go back to Valhalla and shoot some pool, drink some beer and raise some hell in Hel...and maybe Jackiesue is going to take a vacation for a while too..Who knows..I may be back tomorrow with a vengence..and maybe not..only the Shadow knows for sure...

Sunday, April 29, 2007

THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (no I'm not talking about forest gump)

this is one of my favorite post..back in ought 6....I am repeating it because, well..it' s one of my favorites...the next post I do will be my 1,000 post..hooo rah...!


In 1951 i was 8 years old...I had never seen anything at the movie theaters scarier than a Lassie movie, where the bad guy was fixing to push Lassie right off this really really high cliff and I got so scared that I yelled 'He's going to kill Lassie". and screamed at the top of my lungs...This was at Tinker Field in Oklahoma..They had to stop the film, turn the lights on and my Mother and Daddy spent 15 minutes calming me down and promising me that no one would hurt Lassie..I think Daddy offered to kick their ass if they even thought about hurting a hair on that dog's head...Sniffling and clutching my Daddy's hand they restarted the movie and to my relief..not one hair on Lassie's head was harmed..
So to say I was not prepared for THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD is an understatement..It was the first sci-fi fi
lm and I went to that same theater with my Mother and Daddy...I think my Daddy was thinking 'she is going to scream and scare the fuck out of everyone here again'...so he kept telling me..'Jackiesue, this movie is about a creature from outer space and it is going to be scary.I mean really scary...so if you don't want to see this movie that is going to be really scary, let me know now and I wil take you home..'and I assured him that I was not going to scream, I would be brave and behave myself....
The lights go d
own and the curtains open and the film starts....
It takes place in the artic..and it has the Air Force in it...I am already feeling bette
r about things..the Air Force will kick ass.. They blow up things..they find a body frozen in the ice..it's a creature from another world...oh fuckity fuck fuck fuck..oh my god, the ice melts and the creature gets loose...it starts killing and sucking the blood out of the dogsand some of the Air Force people..I'm scrunched so far down in my seat you can't see anything of me from behind...my knees are mashed to my chest and my head is pressed against the seat....oh my god...oh, man..it is huge....what kind of movie is this..if Lassie was there, he would kill that monster and rescue them cute dogs....Is it too late to have Daddy take me home?...what kind of sick person thinks up this stuff and makes it into a movie for little kiddies to see...?..bastids...
This is
way scarier than that damn Bambi movie..Walt Disney is a sick twisted sunsabitch..killing Bambi's mom like that..hunting should be outlawed...oh man, he killed someone else...
This is disgusting...oh my god..he ripped that guys arm off...OH SHIT! THE ARM MOVED..... I reach across the seat and grab Daddy's hand...I look at Daddy...he's grinning from ear to ear...he's not afraid...if he's not afraid...then I shouldn't be afraid..hey, it's only a movie...it's
not real...oh my....what does he mean when he says it's a carrot with a brain...? another damn reason not to eat them damn carrots...who wants a carrot with a brain..wonder if the carrots Bugs Bunny eats have brains, cause that is one smart ass rabbit...
Ok, they are going to kill the creature...wait..is it going to get to them before they kill it...oh shit..it's coming right at me....is he going to get killed or is he going to kill them...
"Daddy is the Air Force ever going to kill that bastid?"...Daddy looks at me and quietly says:"Jackiesue I am never taking you to the movies again".....

Saturday, April 28, 2007

.....THE ANSWERS ARE:.......


Boys and girls, ladies and germs.I just flew in from Valhalla and boy are my cats tired...Just a little Goddess humor to start your day off..The sun is shining, the stars are bright at night...deep in the heart of Texas..West, Texas that is..The Goddess is very pleased..she stopped off at the city of lights...no not Paris, but Las Vegas...I thought it was time to give a hand to one of the little old lady playing slots. I gave a little cosmic bip and a granny from Riverdale, California won a nice pot for her retirement..of course she will probably use it to play the ponies, but THAT is her choice..You must remember humans...it's all about choice..there is a left..there is a right..there is a right from wrong...it's all about choices..not fate, not luck..just the right choice...

So...on to the question and answer period of our show...

Nitwit wants to know if his mother-in-law's sister will ever schedule a memorial service and internment...Yes, and things will go wrong..

The Rube wants to know if Mark Cuban(owner of the Dallas Mavericks Basketball Team) is a cool dude or an insecure self-promoting deuche-bag?..Depending on the time and the day...he can be all of the above..but mostly he's a self-promoting deuche-bag..who thinks he is a cool dude..the choice is his..

Allan wants to know..impeach or not...The Goddess says yes, yes, yes. Someone has to pay for all the fuckup's...and as one of your other president says..."The Buck Stops Here."..So your president and his entire administration should be held accountable for all their lies..But if not...Hel is not full, we have plenty of room for them...

High-Maintance HH wants to know when peole are finaly going to wake up to the serious trouble their country is in and realize that there are more important things to worry about than gays and abortions...When it effects them..So far only a few have been actually hurt by the'war'..the soldiers, their families...but generally peole are untouched by it and until it actually effects their daily life..they won't do anything, or care..Talk is cheap..action is rare...But soon I think...the people in charge are such bumbing fools that one of their mistakes is going to be brought forth and it will effect everyone in this country...then there will be changes...

Cyberoutlaw when the noisy neighbor that lives below him will move..The Goddess doesn't understand this problem..You live on top of him..?...and HE is the noisy one...?...The Goddess would be running the cat driven chariout across the floor night and day until he moved out..haven't you ever wanted to practice the dance moves you have seen on Dancing with the Stars?..Learn how to play the drums,put your sound system on 10?...

Jan wants to know how to grow big tits..I will let the Yellow Dog take this one.

"What? Are you crazy...? Do you know what big tits becomes after the age of 40?...Long tits..Count your blessings.. little tits are a good thing..At least when you are 63(like me) you won't be able to toss them over your shoulder.Fuckme till I wear a training bra..

Friday, April 27, 2007

.......MUSICAL NEWS FOR THE DAY.......







I have good news, bad news and what the fuck news..
The good news is..Willie Nelson avoids jail time in St. Martinville, La. on marijuana charges.
Willie Nelson and his tour manager were spared jail time Tuesday after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor count of marijuana possesion. Mr. Nelson(doesn't that sound silly?) and tour manager David Anderson were fined $1,024 each and given 6 months probation.Three other people were issued citations last year after state troopers stopped Mr. Nelson's bus, but those cititions were dismissed..
Don't know about you..but I can sleep better knowing that the streets are safer cause they busted ole Willie on reefer charges...judas priest..
The bad news is Bobby 'Boris' Pickett writer and singer of the old song "Monster Mash" died at the age of 69. Mr. Pickett, dubbed "The Guy Lombardo of Holloween," died Wednesday at the West Los Angeles Veterans Hospital.Bobby "Boris" Pickett, whose dead0on Boris Karloff impression propelled the Halloween anthem to the top of the charts in 1962, making him one of pop music's most enduring one-hit wonders died of leukemia.
Monster Mash hit the Billboard chart three times:when it debuted in 1962, reaching #1 the week before Hollween:again in August 1970 and in May 1973. The resurrections were appropriate for a song where Mr. Pickett gravely intoned the forever-stuck-in-your-head chorus:"He did the monster mash.....It was a graveyard smash."..
The hit single ensured Mr. Pickett's place in the pantheon of pop music obscurities,said syndicated radio host Dr. Dememto, whose long-running program celebrates offbeat tunes.
Monster Mash was written in about a half-hour.The Recording, done in a couple of hours, featured then-unknown piano player LEON RUSSELL and a backing band christened The Crypt-Kickers. Four major labels rejected it before Gary Paxton, lead singer on the Hollywood Argles' novelty hit "Alley Oop," released "Monster Mash" on his own label.
The instant smash became a Christmas card for the pumpkin and ghoul set.In a 1996 interview with People magazine, Mr. Pickett said he never grew tired of it:"When I hear it, I hear a cash register ringing."..Maintaing a sense of humor about its singular success:"As he loved to say at oldies shows, 'And now I'm going to do a medley of my hit."
By By Bobby.........

and now for the What the fuck music news...

SO, WHY AREN'T THE MONKEES IN THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME?
Peter Tork says the Monkees merit consideration for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but one man opposes their induction.
"The only person...holding a grudge is Jann Wenner of Rolling Stone," says the former Monkee.The magazine editor "has never written a gracious word. He personally has the veto power to keep us out."
How does his group, whose Emmy-winning show aped the Beatles' film A Hard Day's Night, rank against other inductees? Neither the Animals,the Rascals, the Lovin'Spoonful, the Dells, Del Shannon, Frankie Lymon nor Black Sabbath have more top 20 singles than the Monkees' 10. Ratings aside, classics such as "Pleasant Valley Sunday" have aged better than the likes of Mr. Shannon, whose "Hat's Off to Larry" seem laughable as Hall justification.
Bands as disparate as teh Sex Pistols (Seteppin' Stone") Run-D.M.C. (Mary Mary) and The Church (Porpoise Song") have covered Monkees' songs. Even Radiohead"Go to Sleep: eerily channels Mickey Dolenz's vocals.
"I'm convinced that Mickey is one of the great singers of our time," Mr. Tork says. "He's always been something of a geniius.".
One fan is Michael Stipe, who reportedly vowed to bar R.E.M. from the Hall until the Monkees got in. Mr. Stipe declined to comment for this article, but in 1994 he did tell Roling Stone that "The Monkees...meant a lot more to me"than the Beatles.R.E.M. was finally inducted last month.
Mr. Wenner, who didn't reply to an interview request,allegedly denounces Mr. Tork,Mr. Dolenz, Davy Jones and Mike Nesmith for not playing their own instruments on the band's first albums.
In this American Idol era, when acts are manufactured like toasters, fewer critics crucify the Monkees for being a TV Show that spawned a band.
"I've not heard the slightest murmer about the Monkees being fake,"Mr. Tork65 says from his Connecticut home."Everybody's forgotten it, except Wenner. He's been vicious."
Backed by producer Don Kirshner's songwriting stable--Carol King, Gerry Goffin,Neil Diamond, Neil Sedaka, Tommy Boyce adn Bobby Hart--the band unleashed four straight no.1 albums and three chart-toppers. They eventually penned their own catchy pop, albeit with less chart success.
"George Harrison used to say he wished his best songs were as good as the worst of Lennon-McCartney,"Mr. Tork says."So, we used to hope our best songs were as good as the worst of the Brill Building."
Mr. Tork's fame, however, is more about musicianship than songwriting. So said Jimi Hendrix, who called him the most talented Monkee. The guitarist opened several Monkees'gigs.Was his compliment accurate?
"I'm not sure it's quite true," says Mr. Tork, who plays guitar,banjo, piano adn bass."I'm far and away the best trained musician, but I'm in awe of all three (Monkees').Jimi meant that I was the most receptive to his kind of music."....Joseph Dionisio Newsday..

I don't think I had ever considered the fact that the Monkees' weren't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but I think they should be...and if ole Jann Wenner is the reason they aren't I think maybe a nice email/letter campaign to Rolling Stone might be in order..People who used their postion of power to keep people down piss me off..and I always thought Wenner was a Weiner anyhow..I am going to write a letter to Rolling Stone and tell Wenner to give the Monkees' a break..I would say I would cancel my subscription..but don't get Rolling Stones any more..I got the magazine one day and didn't know who the fuck any of the bands were and decided my time had come to cut the cord ....

As you can see I had to put the verification thingy back on...thought maybe my troll had forgotten about me..but had 4 disturbing comments on my posts, so I will have to continue to keep it till he finally does what I am sure he is capable of.."buying guns and going on a shooting spree..."..this guy is not worthy to mention his name..and I am not even angry about it...I just find him pathetic and sad and hope that someone sees that he gets the mental help he needs before he does harm to someone..He's a Virginia Tech episode in the making..thank the Goddess he's in India..let them deal with his crazyness..


Thursday, April 26, 2007

...ASK THE GODDESS, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA..


It's that time again humans..time to reach deep into your hearts and souls and ask that one question you have always wanted to know the answer too...like....why the hell doesn't Donald Trump do something with his hair..

The Yellow Dog is screaming at the tv...first it was NBC she couldn't get..now it's ABC..so much static...you can't hear anything..picture is ok..but static for sound...there is a pyramid of shoes, assorted books and cat toys piled in front of the TV where she has been throwing them ...she's not a happy old lady...

Monday, April 23, 2007

GEORGE W. BUSH'S RESUME'


















































George W. Bush's Resume




Ran for congress and lost.

Produced a slasher B movie.

Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after he sold all his stock.

Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox. (he's baaaaack)

With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.


As Governor of Texas


Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

Set record for most executions by any governor in American history.

Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.








As President

*Attacked and took over two countries.
*Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
*Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
*Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
*Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
*First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
*First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
*First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history.
*After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
*Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other president in U.S. history.
*In first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
*Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history.
*Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
*Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in U.S. history.
*Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
*Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in U.S. history.
*Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
*Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
*Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
*Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
*Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
*His presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.
*Members of his cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).
*First president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
*Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
*First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
*Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
*Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in U.S. history.
*First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the human rights commission.
*First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the elections monitoring board.
*Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.
*Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
*Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
*Refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
*First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
*All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
*His biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
*Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history.
*First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the *United Nations and the world community.
*First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
*First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.
*Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).
*With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
*First U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
*First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
*Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
*Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
*Failed to fulfill his pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'
*Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. Has no leads and zero suspects.
*In the months following the 9/11 attacks he has successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
*Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.
*In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the Civil War.
*Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.


Records and References

*At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)
*AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
*Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
*All records of his tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to his father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All records of any SEC investigations into his insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All minutes of meetings for any public corporation he served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*Any records or minutes from meetings he(or his VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.








Source: Kelley Kramer

....WHAT'S GOING ON AND MY TAKE ON IT...



This is my pre-rant post on Forest Gump...I am waiting for some assistance from Sooner...so until then...here is what's going on in the news and my take on it...


The zoo in Antwerp, Belgium, has asked visitors to stop making eye contact with its chimps, so the animals can form stronger bonds with their ape families instead..

They should ask people who go around George W not to make eye contact with him either, as it makes him antsy and he can't make a strong bond with the other assholes..

Last Saturday was the 171st anniversary of the battle of San Jacinto which ended with Texas winning its independence from Mexico..

Mexico took 171 years for round two...and looks like they may be winning this war..

"I DIDN'T JUST EXPERIMENT WITH MARIJUANA, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."
Political consultant James Carville, a Louisiana native, on why he'd never run for governor...

That is one of 37 reasons why I won't run for public office...shooting my 3rd husband is right up there.

VERMONT LEGISLATORS VOTE TO IMPEACH BUSH, CHENEY
Vermont senators voted last Friday to call for the impeachment of President Bush and Vice President 'Dick' Cheney, saying their actions have raised "serious questions of constitutionality.:" The nonbinding resolution was approved by 16-9 without debate: all six Republicans in the chamber at teh time and three Democrats voted against it. Democratic House Speaker Gaye Symington has kept a similar resolution from reaching the floor in her chamber, saying it would distract Washington from efforts to get the United States out of Iraq, which she says is more important..

fuckity fuck fuck fuck...If we impeach him and his Dick, we can get the soldiers out asap.

Senate(Texas) oks bill to raise smoking age to 19. If House approves it, 19 will be the new standard. A legal age of 18 means that those teenagers can buy cigarettes for other high-school students. The bill would shut off that source of cigarettes for younger high school students.

yeah....right..

Kinky is back in the political saddle...

KINKY:HORSE SLAUGHTER NOT THE 'COWBOY WAY.'
Mr. Friedman made a brief appearance on the steps of the Capitol to speak against legislation that would loosen restrictions on horse slaughtering in Texas.
"It ain't the cowboy way," he said.
Horse meat is not marketed as table fare in the United States, but two slaughter plants in Texas processed hundreds of horses each week until a federal court ruled against them this year.The plants, both foreign-owned are no longer operating.
Horse meat is considered a delicacy in Europe, Japan and other places.
"It ain't helping America, and it ain't helping Texas," Mr. Friedman said.
Nancy Perry, a spokeswoman for the Humane Society of the United States, said the horses now are sent to Mexico and Canada for slaughter...

I read a great article when I was in Sykora Ford getting tags for the truck..about how in the really poor states it is a huge problem..So many people are out of jobs, and they are having problem feeding their families and can't get rid of their horses...they used to be able to sell to dealers who would take them to Texas for slaughter, but now they can't and the horses are starving to death..
I am not for slaughter, but some sort of arrangement has to be made to help people out with their horses..Sort of a catch 22...Maybe Kinky should run a rescue ranch for horses along with his rescue ranch for dogs...

FRENCH AGENTS WARNED OF AIRLINER PLOT, REPORT SAYS
French foreign agents who infiltrated Osama bin Laden's network notified the CIA as early as January 2001 that the group was planning to hijack U.S. airliners, the French newspaper Le Monde said last Monday, purportedly basing its report on 328 pages of classified documents from France's spy agency, CIA spokesman George Little said Monday the story "merely repeats what the U.S. government knew and reported before September 11--that al-Qaeda was interested in airliner plots, especially hijackings."...

Judas fucking priest...did everyone in the entire world but the Bush Administration,know that they were going to hijack planes and fly them into the World Trade Buildings?...What a bunch of bungling assholes..
Quick...don't make eye contact with them...

Saturday, April 21, 2007

.......AND THE ANSWER IS:.......






Blessings on you my children..It's a beautiful day in West, Texas..The Yellow Dog has picked a nice sweet town to stir up trouble in..The sun is shining, the birds are singing, Annie her feline family member is sneaking around on the porch trying to snag a bird..
Life is good for the Yellow Dog, and the Goddess is most pleased.
Now..down to the business of answering your questions..
WickedStorm wants to know why I put up with her and her sporadic existence....Because the Lakota Princess is worth it..more than worth it..
Allan wants to know if she likes him..What is this..the third grade?...Yes, Allan..how could she NOT like you...???
Nitwit is upset with the quality of his life lately...wants to know if there will be a let up in his visit's to the Drs. and trips to pick up his medicine, so he can get on with the fun part of life..The Goddess thinks some times you have to pay the piper along time..but have faith my friend..things will get better.
Big Pissy wants to know if she will close on the sale of her house...and I know by reading the Dallas Morning Paper that the Yellow Dog leaves laying around that house sales are down..and people are being forced into foreclosure..So I think maybe you might consider a lease for 3 months..maybe the slump will turn around and you will have a better chance of selling it..But this way at least you will be able to see some money coming in..
Rainwolf wants to know if she will win the lottery tonight...Nope...But keep trying..
Kath wants to know if it will ever happen again? The KNKFBC THING....? Nope but YDWCT will happen.
Debbie wants me to help the government with the immigration policy...First thing they need to do is to quit worrying about hurting people's feelings and losing votes..it's time to do what is right for our citizens and country..Enforce the laws we already have in place..make the fines for company's who systemetically hire illegals so high that it will not be profitable for them to hire people that aren't citizens..Make it legal for the police to check drivers that have been stopped for violations for proof of residency..and when people rent or sell houses, they should make sure the person has a green card and is a legal resident..If they get picked up by the authorities, the landlord is going to be stuck...That's just a few of my ideas..What do I know?..I'm just a Goddess...I make no laws in this world...I just snatch you and take you to Valhalla when you die in battle...and give you a little assistance with your love life..
The Rube wants to know what will become of his beloved Leatherneck Turtles...Gill-net and long line fisheries are to blame, along with the erroding coast lines, mankind encroaching on their nesting areas..Plus global warming is ruining alot of their nesting areas..The US regulators made the use of TED'S mandatory(Turtle Excluder Devices)...Off shore shrimpers capture over 640 Leatherneck's a year in their nets..some are injured on the decks and some drown..They need to put a ban on longfishing in the Pacific, raise the fines on poaching in Puerto Rico,and the US Virgin Islands..
STOP POLUTING OUR OCEANS AND BEACHES..The Leathernecks eat plastic bags,raw plastic pebbles, plastic and styrofoam, tar balls, and ballons thinking they are food..Ingesting this debris can obstruct the gut,lead to absorption of toxins and reduce the obsorption of nutrients from their real food..In 1980 there were over 115,000 Leatherneck adult females..ther are now less than 25,000 world wide and are close to extinction in the Pacific Ocean.
To ensure the longevity of the Leatherneck, you need public awareness..funding of all organizations that protect and help the Leathernecks...go to The Rube's blog for the Great Turtle Race..google Leathernecks..see what you can do...it can be done..but it starts with one step...
Jan wants to know if the 49ers are destined to totally suck through the rest of the century.This is the Yellow Dog's area ...she said"I can only hope.".(she's a Dallas Cowboy Fan)..but she also says she thinks they should have a turn around in about 3 years..if they draft well..
Sue wants to know who will win the next election for President of your United States...and to give a good Bush rant....Another area for the Yellow Dog..She says...AL GORE/BARAK OBAMA....
and here is her rant:I decided to do a entire post for my rants on the evil bush..so Sue..the next post is just for you...
Josh wants to know how to celebrate his one year anniversary of his blog...I say take all your clothes off and do a victory dance...The Yellow Dog says"go see Asa"....
That's all for this week humans....enjoy life...you only have one.....live each day like it's your last...it could well be..

Friday, April 20, 2007

.......STOLEN MEME.......



I want you to know..I still don't know what a meme is...but this is one...I stole it from Lavender....it's called an unconscious muttering. It's a free association exercise..oh some shit like that..anyhow..This will give you something to mutter about while the Goddess is answering your questions..
1.Freeze....frame
2.Naturally....fucked
3.Painting....toenails
4.Merits....cigarettes
5.Ironic....redneck/democrats
6.Survival....me
7.Cow....patty
8.Anchor....aweigh
9.sisters....my blogging
10.70....the age I wanted to live to when I was 10...now that I am 63...not so much...

My yankee girlfriend Shady Lane sent this to me:
The smallest minority on earth is the individual.
Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.....Any Rand...

Ya'll come back and see me..ya'hea?

Thursday, April 19, 2007

..............GOT QUESTIONS?..............


Are you ready for some Goddess?....The Goddess sends blessings to you and yours...You have 2 days to ask all the questions you want and the Goddess will have your answers on Saturday..

Love.....Peace....Harmony...or as the Yellowdog says..Love, Peace and Harmony Grits..