I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..

Friday, May 28, 2010

ASK THE GODDESS

Goddess blessings on you my children.

I came down for Memorial Day Holiday to celebrate the lives of all soldiers that died in battle, to give comfort to the family's of the fallen. The Yellow Dog has been thinking of her own fallen soldier the Great M/Sgt. Frank R. Roycroft, who fought in Germany and France. She wishes he could be at his great granddaughters wedding. He's watching...he's also talking bets on his daughter too. Says she'll never make it through the wedding and reception with out saying Fuck.
I have to do something to keep me busy and my mind off of the Yellow Dog who's standing in the middle of the living room saying over and over again:"WHEN IN DANGER WHEN IN DOUBT...RUN IN CIRCLES SCREAM AND SHOUT."
I figure she'll be out of commission till Sunday ..so ask your questions and I'll be here Tuesday to answer them. Drive safely and make friends with a sober person so you'll have someone to do the driving for you.

12 comments:

Intense Guy said...

Please tell YDG to enjoy the wedding and not to worry about dropping the "F" word. If she does, she does and everyone will be relieved that she's feeling ok.

If you could, please help her figure out her video camera.

I've no real questions for ya Goddess.. enjoy the hamburgers, hotdogs and the Vets marching in the parades.

Please tell M/Sgt. Frank R. Roycroft a whole bunch of people are really proud of him.

Twain12 said...

have a great time

sageweb said...

Will my lips ever be able to kiss someone again?

billy pilgrim said...

are we on the eve of destruction yet?

Jan said...

What do you think of face lifts? Tummy tucks? Butt lifts?

Dx said...

When I started reading about a wedding, I thought to myself, "Wow, I wish I remembered the day when I wed Senior Management but, alas, my memory has been so worn down, I can hardly remember yesterday. Remember to report on all F word useage.

Galt-in-Da-Box said...

Mine is the great question of life, the universe and everything: Why are there more horse's asses in the world than horses?

Rainwolf said...

How long can one survive on beer and tequila?

Nit Wit said...

More importantly, How long can one live without Beer and Tequila?
Not to mention Chocolate.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

Shara Hixson can i ask why when u go to pass a car that car speeds up and races u......i figured it was the size of his pp mix in some alcohol.....speed racer......

Anne Johnson said...

Can you help me find a designated driver? No one I know wants the job.

tsduff said...

Ditto Intense Guy about M/Sgt. Frank R. Roycroft.

Goddess - Please tell me if there will be any shrimp, birds and fish surviving in the gulf ever after?