I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

ANOTHER JOKE

Jewish Sex
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm... Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you.' That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm. They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. 'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.' Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, 'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!

11 comments:

Jan said...

There is a definite art to towel waving.

Mom said...

giggle

Nit Wit said...

So that's what they mean when they tell my I'm doing it wrong.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahahahahaha! Good one.

Charlene said...

Funny! I learn something every day here. I had no idea that waving a towel should be involved.

yellowdoggranny said...

i think i like this joke because i love the word schmuck.

Blueberry said...

Some guys just never learn how to properly wave a towel! hee hee!

texlahoma said...

I liked that one!

jadedj said...

I am assuming that this was not a limp towel.

yellowdoggranny said...

haha..limp towel.

Intense Guy said...

LMAO... I knew a jewish guy just like that...

He was such a cad he was hillarious.