May 22, 2010
Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Key Constituency for Two Hopefuls
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) - In a sign of his increasing prominence in the so-called Tea Party movement, a new poll shows Kentucky senatorial candidate Rand Paul topping former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin among voters who describe themselves as morons.In the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, 42% preferred Paul, 36% preferred Palin, and the remaining 22% were unsure what the word “prefer” meant.According to Davis Logsdon, who supervised the poll for the University of Minnesota, Paul’s surging popularity among morons is bad news for Palin, who previously had a lock on that important constituency.“I never thought I’d say this, but if Palin is going to stay competitive with Paul, she’s going to have to start dumbing down her message.”
5 comments:
OMG, I may have to move across the river, or say I did. Being a Kentucky resident is going to be more stigmatizing than it has been.
He's going to split the moron vote -- poor Sarah!
Naw, there are plenty of morons for them to share from what I see up here in Ohio.
Palin would visit more here if we had some exotic animals to shoot.
with junior becoming a big shot in the teaparty, is this going to scare some moderates away from his dear old dad?
tweedle dum and tweedle dumber.
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