I'm a pagan...I'm a liberal..I live in West, Texas..
I now have a new career option. I'm fully qualified to be a consultant.Going to jail again for necrophilia?
You remind me of Maxine except you say "Fuck" a lot more.
*giggle*sorry about the print on the blog! lol. i wasn't sure if it was too small or not ... i'll enlarge it!! :)
I love it when you're stumblin'!
I haven't ran off or anything. Every dish in the house was dirty, the laundry was doing a great imatition of the "Blob" having crawled out of the hamper across the bathroom floor and almost overtaking the hallway. Chane swears that the cats trashed the house but I don't think they can knock the pictures off the walls.........
Man has two erogenous zones, one in his dick the other up his arse; that is why evolution saw fit that a man could not make love to himself. If you are a follower of the creationist theory then you could say this is Gods way of admitting that one man can shag another, now I bet they will not teach that in faith schools!'Get well soon funerals depress me' is one I will use the next time a Get Well card comes around the office for some one.
Hahaha! Love 'em!
stumblin on a sunday is good.
Love the qualifications for consultant. Like the healthy sex life one, too, although the S.O. tells me that one of the advantages of hitting the bifocals age is that when you take the glasses off everything is just a blur.
Maxine is my idol.....after you.
I love the Alzheimer's one...hilarious!
nitty:that was pretty gross alright..the again part was what got me...eeew...hajan:I agree...if she said fuck alot i would think someone's been reading my mind ..mittsie:it's much better, thanks a bunch..rr:i really do have fun with them...i like the cat ones the best.junebugg:if he was smart he'd hirred a cleaning service before you got home..haahoetm:now that'll slow down the christians and they're beef with gay sex..hahanana:yeah, who wants to have sex with ugly fat people...??? not me..rosemary:im a big fan too..sage:i loved the expression on her face.
My mother WAS Maxine !! :D
They were all good, as usual.
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